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Old 01-11-2004, 04:17 PM   #1
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Red face kangaroos are mute

yes they are.

http://www.kidzone.ws/animals/kangaroo.jpg
and this one looks hot
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Old 01-11-2004, 04:18 PM   #2
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WOW I DIDNT KNOW THAT! THANK YOU ...

I'M BEING SERIOUS
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Old 01-11-2004, 04:18 PM   #3
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that sucks. they're such a powerful animal you think they could at least make a noise!

 
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Old 01-11-2004, 04:21 PM   #4
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you guys wanna know why?
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Old 01-11-2004, 04:22 PM   #5
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why?!
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Old 01-11-2004, 04:25 PM   #6
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their larynx is in the nose so they don't choke while drinking mother's milk. cool, eh?

SOMEONE ELSE POST COOL FACTS!
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Old 01-11-2004, 04:28 PM   #7
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their larynx is in the nose so they don't choke while drinking mother's milk. cool, eh?
thats actually really neat.

 
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Old 01-11-2004, 04:29 PM   #8
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if you were born in Los Alamos, New Mexico during the Manhattan project (where they made the atomic bomb), your birth place is listed as a post office box in Albuquerque.
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if you were born in Los Alamos, New Mexico during the Manhattan project (where they made the atomic bomb), your birth place is listed as a post office box in Albuquerque.
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Old 01-11-2004, 04:32 PM   #10
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the tongue of a blue whale can weigh more than a fully-grown african elephant

 
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Old 01-11-2004, 04:33 PM   #11
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if you were born in Los Alamos, New Mexico during the Manhattan project (where they made the atomic bomb), your birth place is listed as a post office box in Albuquerque.
I have an uncle who is the mayor of Los Alamos. That place is beautiful.

 
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Old 01-11-2004, 04:33 PM   #12
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the tongue of a blue whale can weigh more than a fully-grown african elephant
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the tongue of a blue whale can weigh more than a fully-grown african elephant
blue whale penii are 5 feet long!

 
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In the early days of the telephone, operators would pick up a call and use the phrase, "Well, are you there?". It wasn't until 1895 that someone suggested answering the phone with the phrase "number please?"
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When a frog swallows a meal, his bulgy eyeballs will close and go down into his head! This is because the eyeballs apply pressure and actually push a frog's meal down his throat.
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I am 5'11'', 160 lbs. and have blue eyes, white hair and wear a size 11 shoe.

 
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When a frog swallows a meal, his bulgy eyeballs will close and go down into his head! This is because the eyeballs apply pressure and actually push a frog's meal down his throat.
fucking awesome!

If a person counted at the rate of 100 numbers a minute and kept counting for eight hours a day, five days a week, it would take a little over 4 weeks to count to one million and just over 80 years to reach a billion.
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Old 01-11-2004, 04:37 PM   #18
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I am 5'11'', 160 lbs. and have blue eyes, white hair and wear a size 11 shoe.
i am 6'4", 195 lbs. and have brown eyes, brown hair and wear a size 13 shoe.

i could probably beat you in a fight.

 
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Old 01-11-2004, 04:39 PM   #19
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According to suicide statistics, Monday is the favored day for self-destruction.

The first recording of the human voice, by Thomas Edison in 1877, was "Mary had a Little Lamb."
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Old 01-11-2004, 04:42 PM   #20
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a mosquito has 47 teeth arranged in three layers.

the first layer pierce the skin, the second grip and the third suck blood.

 
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Old 01-11-2004, 04:43 PM   #21
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The world's greatest lover was King Mongut of Siam. He had 9,000 wives. Before dying of syphilis, he was quoted in saying he only loved the first 700.



A cockroach can live 9 days without its head before it starves to death.
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when a member of the elephant herd dies, the other elephants often stay for days, caressing the dead with their trunk, as if they were mourning.

this fact was accompanied with a sad picture where i read it.
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Old 01-11-2004, 04:43 PM   #23
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the tongue of a blue whale can weigh more than a fully-grown african elephant
Can blue whales be born with Downs Syndrome? I'd hate to see how big those tongues get. Also, I bet those whales require enormous hugs.

Maybe whenever scientists find blue whales with giant squid tentacle marks on their sides, it actually isn't from epic squid-whale battles, like science currently thinks. Maybe it's just a result of those nice giant squids giving retarded whales the hugs they need to feel happy and special.

It's amazing how much the natural world can parallel daycare for special children at the YMCA.

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Old 01-11-2004, 04:44 PM   #24
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when a member of the elephant herd dies, the other elephants often stay for days, caressing the dead with their trunk, as if they were mourning.

this fact was accompanied with a sad picture where i read it.


post the picture
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Old 01-11-2004, 04:47 PM   #25
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post the picture
sorry, it was in a magazine

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elliott smith looks ugly here. kinda reminds me of eminem.
http://www.cs.trinity.edu/~nfrankli/...r/heatmise.jpg
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This thread is groovy!

My mate has a picture of a kangaroo on his wall that is very similar to that, it looks so manly the way it's lying and in his one it has huge balls

Due to the fact that water expands when heated, the
Atantic ocean increases in width by 3cm every year.

 
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Default for those not familiar with the highway numbering system

In 1925, the American Association of State Highway and Transportation Officials set the guidelines for numbering interstates and U.S. highways. Some of these guidelines are:

Interstate north-south routes have odd numbers, with numbers increasing from west to east.
Interstate east-west routes have even numbers, with numbers increasing from south to north.
Interstate highway routes have one- or two- digit numbers.
North-south interstates ending with a 5 and east-west interstates ending with a 0 are typically major cross-country routes.
A three-digit interstate always ends with the two-digit number of the main interstate it loops off from, except I-238.
Three-digit road numbers beginning with an even number are either beltways that go around a city or freeways that go through a city.
Three-digit road numbers beginning with an odd number branch off the main interstate.
U.S. highway north-south routes have odd numbers, with numbers increasing from east to west.
U.S. highway east-west routes have even numbers, with numbers increasing from north to south.
U.S. highway east-west routes ending in 0 tend to be cross-country routes.
Three-digit U.S. routes contain the two digits of their parents routes, but there is not an odd and even number system.

 
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"Go." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.


A snail can sleep for 3 years.
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In addition, America has more miles of road than any other nation with a total of 3,958,191 miles. India comes in second with 2,062,731 miles and Brazil in third with 1,230, 315 miles.

 
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The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year because when it was built, engineers failed to take into account the weight of all the books that would occupy the building.
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