I think it's time we all know who the DEADBEAT secret santas are

[JPK]

Originally posted by strange_one


uh.....:erm

I agree :erm

[obscured01]

I had Helena Handbasket, and I sent, and she received. I got an email from my secret santa, telling me he'd sent mine on the 23rd... but I still haven't received it

Nimrod, you're getting something and you'll like it. I'm not going to make excuses as to why I haven't got/sent it yet.

And Will, that's the dumbest idea ever.

Also, to the person who had me, I was out of town when they tried to deliver it. The post office says there coming back but they haven't yet. I can't exactly go to the post office and ask for a package for Ace of Aces. Thanks and I'll let you know as soon as I actually receive it.

[ravenguy2000]

This doesn't make me feel so bad for not participating at all.

[Will]

O, fuck all.

I gave crescentfresh and nimrod's son people they hated because I made like six posts about the cut-off date, and they both decided a couple days later to send me PMs saying something along the lines of, 'O, add me, I guess.' I was being judicious.


You fuckers have so little to complain about.

Originally posted by Will
O, fuck all.

I gave crescentfresh and nimrod's son people they hated because I made like six posts about the cut-off date, and they both decided a couple days later to send me PMs saying something along the lines of, 'O, add me, I guess.' I was being judicious.


You fuckers have so little to complain about.

yeah, so I had to get punished?!?!~! it would've been funnier to give crescentfresh to nimrod and vice versa.
oh and i wouldn't mind any gag gifts or anthing! . it's just sad when your expectations are raised only to be dropped so quickly. i wouldn't mind really, but it does suck to expect something and never get it.

[Nimrod]

Originally posted by trykristin
it does suck to expect something and never get it.

Now you know how those frat boys you date feel.

Originally posted by Nimrod
Now you know how those frat boys you date feel.

i don't date frat boys. why are you being stupid? oh that's right, you're reliving your youth.

[I_was_aborted]

Nah, Nimrod lives vicariously through some young up and coming conservative politician.

Originally posted by I_was_aborted
Nah, Nimrod lives vicariously through some young up and coming conservative politician.

i'm glad you felt the need to add that. now, let's see if anyone cares

[I_was_aborted]

Are you implying noone cares about me?


I am an island in a world without boats.....


Edit: And umm.....planes, underwater tunnels, bridges and any other form of transportation which could lead you to an island.

Originally posted by I_was_aborted
Are you implying noone cares about me?


I am an island in a world without boats.....


Edit: And umm.....planes, underwater tunnels, bridges and any other form of transportation which could lead you to an island.

no one cares about the statement. i guess people care about you. are you the guy or the girl in that pink_ribbon_scars and i_was_aborted.....underscore duo!!

[Nimrod]

Originally posted by trykristin


i don't date frat boys. why are you being stupid? oh that's right, you're reliving your youth.

I'm not going to get into a flame war with you because:

1 - you take shit too far and flood the boards and destroy all threads
2 - it's not fair. Getting into an intellectual argument with you would be like Tiger Woods (me) playing golf against a quadriplegic with Down's Syndrome (you).
3 - You're proof that the time-space continuum does exist since you're a waste of both space and time.
4 - If someone "zings" someone you don't like, you attempt to talk up said zing and make it into something it isn't. If a zing isn't good, it isn't good, no matter who it's directed against.
5 - In my "youth" (which you might wish to define in a set number of years) I didn't post on Netphoria. The comment that I would be "reliving" anything is thus invalid and obviously idiotic and not thought through.
6 - You might start with that horrible poetry that makes no sense but does rhyme with the most obvious word pairs
7 - I'm busy
8 - I think you just want the attention when you start shit, whether it's positive or negative. See also: making every thread be about you.
9 - Everyone is tired of your incessant need for flame wars whenever someone doesn't agree with you. You like to call me "old," while you're the one that has a bunch of growing up to do.
10 - You look like Blossom.

[pastor]

All aboard the Eight-Page Express! Choo-choo!

[Will]

Originally posted by Nimrod
7 - I'm busy

teehee.

[pastor]

Originally posted by Nimrod
I'm not going to get into a flame war with you because:

Aww. Killjoy.

[I_was_aborted]

I'm the guy.

Well, i'm not going to get in a flame war because i have REAL friends. i don't have time for this anymore. and since i know you all care, i'm going to watch a movie.
TOODLES!

[Mason R Butler]

Originally posted by Will

You fuckers have so little to complain about.

I got a sock, a bad swimsuit calender and Vaseline. What the hell am I supposed to do with such a gift? Also, I just happened to open it while my mom was visiting. Those are things to complain about.

[I_was_aborted]

I think that is a wonderful present.....it would make me laugh quite a bit. A good laugh is priceless.

[2Marlon2Brando]

Originally posted by Mason R Butler

I got a sock, a bad swimsuit calender and Vaseline. What the hell am I supposed to do with such a gift? Also, I just happened to open it while my mom was visiting. Those are things to complain about.

Mistake #1: Opening a gift from someone on the internet in front of your mother.

[BeautifulLoser]

Originally posted by Nimrod
Now you know how those frat boys you date feel.

*ba-dum, CHING!!!*

[BeautifulLoser]

Originally posted by Nimrod
I'm not going to get into a flame war with you because:

1 - you take shit too far and flood the boards and destroy all threads
2 - it's not fair. Getting into an intellectual argument with you would be like Tiger Woods (me) playing golf against a quadriplegic with Down's Syndrome (you).
3 - You're proof that the time-space continuum does exist since you're a waste of both space and time.
4 - If someone "zings" someone you don't like, you attempt to talk up said zing and make it into something it isn't. If a zing isn't good, it isn't good, no matter who it's directed against.
5 - In my "youth" (which you might wish to define in a set number of years) I didn't post on Netphoria. The comment that I would be "reliving" anything is thus invalid and obviously idiotic and not thought through.
6 - You might start with that horrible poetry that makes no sense but does rhyme with the most obvious word pairs
7 - I'm busy
8 - I think you just want the attention when you start shit, whether it's positive or negative. See also: making every thread be about you.
9 - Everyone is tired of your incessant need for flame wars whenever someone doesn't agree with you. You like to call me "old," while you're the one that has a bunch of growing up to do.
10 - You look like Blossom.

dayum, son...

[spiralene]

Oh, right, so now I know why I didn't get anything. Because my address wasn't given to anyone! Hmmm...I thought that was part of what happens when you sign up?

Anyway, I hope you got your present Datura.

[lawson]

Originally posted by Nimrod
10 - You look like Blossom.

"now hold still this might ZING a little"