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Old 01-01-2004, 04:09 PM   #31
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Just a little head. Babies kill your sex life.

 
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Old 01-01-2004, 04:19 PM   #32
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Old 01-01-2004, 04:28 PM   #33
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The last time was on November 22nd 2003

So that's what, a month and a half?


January 1, 2003 was my last time. Try and beat that.

 
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Old 01-01-2004, 11:39 PM   #34
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Just a little head. Babies kill your sex life.
leave yourself more open to a tasteless joke why don't you...

 
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Old 01-01-2004, 11:53 PM   #35
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THIS MORNING AND I LURVE HIM!

 
Old 01-01-2004, 11:56 PM   #36
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i'm never gonna have sex again in my life

 
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Old 01-02-2004, 12:00 AM   #37
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yeah...

 
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Old 01-02-2004, 12:03 AM   #38
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first i read it as 'how many times have you had sex in 2003' and I was like "what kind of sick fuck counts how many times they had sex in a year.....but yeah, for 2004, last night was great, but in the morning we were good since we were at my house tomorrow's another day though!
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Old 01-02-2004, 12:06 AM   #39
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yeah...
are you stalking me? i believe that's the second time you answered a post of mine today

 
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Old 01-02-2004, 12:18 AM   #40
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no sex. hooked up with 4 girls last night though.

 
Old 01-02-2004, 12:30 AM   #41
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are you stalking me? i believe that's the second time you answered a post of mine today
i didn't answer shit, dude.

 
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Old 01-02-2004, 12:33 AM   #42
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o. i'm waiting for him to come home from indiana. but... he hasn't called today. i think he and i are going back to the weekend couple thing.

 
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Old 01-02-2004, 12:34 AM   #43
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i didn't answer shit, dude.
where the HELL have you been!?!??????/

 
Old 01-02-2004, 12:41 AM   #44
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maintaining my 0.000 batting average

 
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Old 01-02-2004, 12:43 AM   #45
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where the HELL have you been!?!??????/
with maggie.

 
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Old 01-02-2004, 12:43 AM   #46
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with men, women or cattle?

 
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Old 01-02-2004, 01:51 AM   #47
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Old 01-02-2004, 01:55 AM   #48
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Originally posted by alongdrive

January 1, 2003 was my last time. Try and beat that.

August 2001.

 
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Old 01-02-2004, 02:28 AM   #49
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0. although i ended 2003 with the best sex of my life.

too bad it's going to be a long time before i get any action again. i'm so heartbroken. i'm damaged goods.

 
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Old 01-02-2004, 09:38 AM   #50
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The only girl I had any interest in last night is flaaaaming.

 
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Old 01-02-2004, 09:39 AM   #51
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August 2001.
lol

 
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Old 01-02-2004, 09:46 AM   #52
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2004 is another year of me not getting laid.
that threesome's happened before midnight, right?

 
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Old 01-02-2004, 09:50 AM   #53
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I can't decide which sig I find more disturbing now- if your one or Lee's - at least I can say Lee has some serious competition in there...

 
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Old 01-02-2004, 10:18 AM   #54
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Just a little head. Babies kill your sex life.
OH YEAH they do!! i can't tell you how many times i've been in the middle of doing it when aidan had decided to wake up.
anyway. once. last night. unf-tastic.

 
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Old 01-02-2004, 10:33 AM   #55
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one time

 
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Old 01-02-2004, 11:46 AM   #56
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0.

I will in a day or two.
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Old 01-02-2004, 01:53 PM   #57
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An update, in case anyone is interested:




























...























It's still 0.

 
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Old 01-02-2004, 01:55 PM   #58
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Originally posted by strange_one

lol
Yes, I am a failure in life because I am not having sex.

 
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Old 01-02-2004, 02:08 PM   #59
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I got sex as the clock dinged 12 and have gotten 4 times since!

 
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Old 01-02-2004, 02:20 PM   #60
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Originally posted by 2Marlon2Brando


Yes, I am a failure in life because I am not having sex.
No, it's just that unlike gav, you don't jump on the first pig that says yes.
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