Official 2003 Netphorian Awards Thread

[vanilla]

Originally posted by jenniferkate

Dumbest Netphorian, 2003: vanilla

it's because i don't like baseball, right?

[noyen]

Originally posted by vanilla

it's because i don't like baseball, right?

you tried to fight with julian, porn connoisseur. LOL!

[Toby]

Netphorian of the year: Vanilla

[vanilla]

Originally posted by noyen


you tried to fight with julian, porn connoisseur. LOL!

i did?!!

[noyen]

Originally posted by vanilla

i did?!!

were you drunk? i know i was. i mean.. yeah. i like boys.

[vanilla]

Originally posted by Toby
Netphorian of the year: Vanilla

you're just trying to make me feel better

[vanilla]

Originally posted by noyen


were you drunk? i know i was. i mean.. yeah. i like boys.

i just thought we were joking around. no one realizes my sense of humor.

[pastor]

Best new phrase, 2003:
"That's so zwan." I think credit goes to Lie for that one.
Worst new phrase, 2003:
N/A
Best new troll:
eyesbomb
Worst new troll:
Fall Down Blue
Hottest Netphorian (male):
peabody or Why Am I So Ugly?
Hottest Netphorian (female):
dusty
Funniest Netphorian, 2003:
sickbadthing
Smartest Netphorian, 2003:
Lie or DeviousJ (Caveat: See "Smartest Netphorian" thread from awhile back to understand the uselessness of the adjective)
Dumbest Netphorian, 2003:
Mooney, God love 'em
Geekiest Netphorian, 2003:
Ugly or sawdust
Sluttiest Netphorian, 2003 (male):
mewl
Sluttiest Netphorian, 2003 (female):
All Netphorian women own their sexuality. I hope they own some birth control pills, too, the fuckin' bitches. *spits*
Netphorian Most Improved in 2003:
Ihaman, although the improvement can be likened to a comatose car accident victim suddenly being able to flutter his eyelashes.
Netphorian Most Downhill in 2003:
SuckSuckStyle
Most Annoying Netphorian of the Year:
No one.
Best Group (posse):
Salt Lake Stunnaz
Worst Group (posse):
That one group who seem better suited for Blamo or a PBS kids' show. I think cap'n jazz is a part of it (although I don't mind him), and someone named Geo or Cheo is involved. I don't know. I can't be arsed.
Best couple:
Ghetto_Squirrel and peabody. The sexual tension is thicker than Mooney. Consummate it, already.
Worst couple (chat threads):
Eve and Baby Aidan. Get a room, you two!
Greatest Tagteam:
sickbadthing and noyen. <3
Most Sterotypical Netphorian 2003:
I really like Mason, but his understated presence and minimalist sarcasm render him the contralto in our chorus of dimwits.
Most Notorious Rivals 2003:
Good Mayfuck and Bad, Mustached Mayfuck
Netphorian you'd like to return in 2004:
Samsa, hands down. Sometimes I stand leaning on the guard rail of a nearby bridge to contemplate, before suddenly yelling out to the evening sky, "SAAAAMMMMSSAAAA!" Kinda like Richie Valentine's brother did after Richie died in La Bamba. I thought that was an odd part of the movie when I first saw it. I was all like, "WTF? Who's 'Samsa'?" Now I know how premonitory that movie really was. (Honorable Mention: noyen, although his recent posts kinda disqualify him while at the same time disqualifying my flaccidity)
Netphorian you'd like to leave in 2004:
Any one of the members of the Worst Group, except cap'n jazz.
Thread of the Year:
I don't know. That one with the words.
Moderator of the Year:
sawdust restaurants
Netphorian of the Year:
sickbadthing

[severin]

Best new phrase, 2003:i like pizza!

Worst new phrase, 2003:my cellphone

Best new troll:nosebomb

Worst new troll:isle

Hottest Netphorian (male):matt

Hottest Netphorian (female):oui henri

Funniest Netphorian, 2003:elvis the fat years

Smartest Netphorian, 2003:bluestar

Dumbest Netphorian, 2003:eyesbomb

Geekiest Netphorian, 2003:wangcomputers

Sluttiest Netphorian, 2003 (male):no idea

Sluttiest Netphorian, 2003 (female):no idea

Best Zinger, 2003:fall down blue

Zing of the Year:penis smile

Netphorian Most Improved in 2003:ropeylopey

Netphorian Most Downhill in 2003:me

Most Annoying Netphorian of the Year:isle

Best Group (posse):to netphorians

Worst Group (posse):the kaze's

Best couple:cap'n jazz and cheo

Worst couple (chat threads):capn' jazz and cheo

Greatest Tagteam:what?

Most Sterotypical Netphorian 2003:affectation

Most Notorious Rivals 2003:affect and fell down blue

Netphorian you'd like to return in 2004:suze

Netphorian you'd like to leave in 2004:isle

Thread of the Year:movie industrie

Moderator of the Year:strange_one

Netphorian of the Year:cap'n jazz

[scouse_dave]

Originally posted by severin
Moderator of the Year:strange_one

hah. why?

[sawdust restaurants]

Originally posted by pastor
(Caveat: See "Smartest Netphorian" thread from awhile back to understand the uselessness of the adjective

Going back and reading that made my head hurt.

[severin]

Originally posted by scouse_dave
hah. why?

for irony's sake?

[scouse_dave]

Originally posted by severin
for irony's sake?

you win, austria!

[wangcomputers]

in the space between this and krazee pumpkin's november award thread, i went from having a few nominations for 'funniest' to a few for 'geekiest'.

damn you, gunbound! *shakes fist*

[scouse_dave]

Originally posted by wangcomputers
in the space between this and krazee pumpkin's november award thread, i went from having a few nominations for 'funniest' to a few for 'geekiest'.

damn you, gunbound! *shakes fist*

HAHAH...you were a runner-up in a few of my categories, bud....if that's any consolation for ya.

geekiest wasn't one of them

[Nimrod's Son]

Originally posted by wangcomputers
in the space between this and krazee pumpkin's november award thread, i went from having a few nominations for 'funniest' to a few for 'geekiest'.

damn you, gunbound! *shakes fist*

Heh, you came in second place in a number of categories for me, but yeah, the homemade gb avatar didn't help.

[jczeroman]

worst thread of 2003: End-of-the-Year Awards by Krazee Pumpkin

[KrazeeStacee]

Originally posted by jczeroman
worst thread of 2003: End-of-the-Year Awards by Krazee Pumpkin

I'm so gonna beat you up.

[jczeroman]

Originally posted by KrazeePumpkin


I'm so gonna beat you up.

he he he... I am just teasing dear.

[-adamson]

well, i haven't been here long, so i will answer the few that i can:

Best new phrase, 2003:

i haven't read anything particularly catchy yet.

Worst new phrase, 2003:

that thing about having 8 watches. perhaps it's only annoying because i haven't bothered to see what that means.

Worst new troll:

-adamson, i guess.

Funniest Netphorian, 2003:

this made me laugh: sehki, "baby... it'll be a "no clothes, penis in anus" hug. you know. old school."

Dumbest Netphorian, 2003:

-adamson...because i don't get you guys yet.

Most Annoying Netphorian of the Year:

i know tomatoes are going to be thrown at me when i say julian, porn connoisseur, because he seems to be popular around here. but he's not funny, just annoying as piss with cheese and a cherry on top.

or, i_was_aborted, because of some meanness going on.

Thread of the Year:

this one's fun--we newbies can get an idea about what goes on around here and who likes who and such.

[-adamson]

Originally posted by Sean Casey
well i was going to do it

and i didn't post for a few days because I was curious to see what people would say (that's kind of demented but bear in mind that I really meant everything i said in that one thread, it's not like I was just faking it)

i didn't think you were faking it. i was waiting for the ghost of sean casey to visit us and tell us what it was like to finally go through with it.

[Axis of Action]

Originally posted by -adamson

Thread of the Year:

this one's fun--we newbies can get an idea about what goes on around here and who likes who and such.

Orchestra likes me. He just won't admit it, that silly thing.

Best new phrase, 2003: spare, though I've been using it since 1994.
Worst new phrase, 2003:penis smile
Best new troll:mom's spaghetti (HM - spunk); (HM - johnmcenroe3:16)
Worst new troll:___
Hottest Netphorian (male):Ihaman
Hottest Netphorian (female):Helena Handbasket (HM -trykristin)
Funniest Netphorian, 2003:sickbadthing
Smartest Netphorian, 2003:mpp, blue star
Dumbest Netphorian, 2003: yo soy la primera chola
Geekiest Netphorian, 2003:meow
Sluttiest Netphorian, 2003 (male):el savior
Sluttiest Netphorian, 2003 (female):mirror untrue
Best Zinger, 2003:?
Zing of the Year:?
Netphorian Most Improved in 2003:miss world
Netphorian Most Downhill in 2003:julio
Most Annoying Netphorian of the Year:

Best Group (posse):Texas Crew + calum
Worst Group (posse):freaking T-Dot
Best couple:sp aced and marlon brando
Worst couple (chat threads):jizz and geek
Greatest Tagteam:me and sparky
Most Sterotypical Netphorian 2003:irrelevant is the most steretoypical college radio dj
Most Notorious Rivals 2003: sppunk and spunk
Netphorian you'd like to return in 2004:killtehyouth
Netphorian you'd like to leave in 2004:julio
Thread of the Year:anyone that involved kristin, beautiful loser and nimrod
Moderator of the Year:mason
Netphorian of the Year:fattenging ass [/b][/quote]

[cap'n jazz]

Originally posted by The Ace of Aces
Best Group (posse):Texas Crew + calum

Heh

[sppunk]

Originally posted by cap'n jazz


Heh

Calum, I think you're more well-liked in Texas by complete strangers than by those in Scotland. I demand you move to the great state of Texas asap!

[cap'n jazz]

Originally posted by sppunk


Calum, I think you're more well-liked in Texas by complete strangers than by those in Scotland. I demand you move to the great state of Texas asap!

That's probably an accurate judgement to make

[Geek USA]

Originally posted by cap'n jazz


That's probably an accurate judgement to make

<3

I don't know whether being a stereotypical netphorian is a good or bad thing...

[smashingjj]

Originally posted by severin

Worst new phrase, 2003:my cellphone

excuse me?

[meow]

Originally posted by smashingjj
excuse me?

cheo's avatar was (is?) Bjork saying 'my cell phone'. once we found out that is what it was saying we beat it to death.