Official 2003 Netphorian Awards Thread

[silent1]

Originally posted by Sean Casey
don't i lose points for not going through with it

well did you try at least?

well i was going to do it

i went home from work, went upstairs, walked into my closet, got the note out of my desk and put it on my door and then took my knife and started to plunge it into my throat and stopped just before it would have gone in and i did this a few times and then i put it right against my throat and tried to push it in slowly and i sort of knicked myself and then i just dropped it and started crying and I stayed like that for an hour and then went back to work and acted like nothing was wrong

and i didn't post for a few days because I was curious to see what people would say (that's kind of demented but bear in mind that I really meant everything i said in that one thread, it's not like I was just faking it)

[silent1]

well you still have potential. you're still cool in my book.

[jczeroman]

Best new phrase, 2003:
zwan (instad of gay)

Worst new phrase, 2003:
I like pizza

Best new troll:
Bill Walton (HM: LOL, eyesbomb2, MonteLSD)

Worst new troll:
spunk

Hottest Netphorian (male):
El Savior

Hottest Netphorian (female):
Désirée (HM: Crescentfresh)

Funniest Netphorian, 2003:
Affect

Smartest Netphorian, 2003:
Lie (HM: pastor, mercurial, mpp)

Dumbest Netphorian, 2003:
killer_tomato (HM: Donkey, Tesselation)

Geekiest Netphorian, 2003:
strange_one

Sluttiest Netphorian, 2003 (male):
... I have no idea ...

Sluttiest Netphorian, 2003 (female):
... I have no idea ...

Best Zinger, 2003:
Nimrod's Son (HM: Affect)

Zing of the Year:
"I propose war on all East Texas albinos who work for daily newspapers." -- Ace of Aces
http://forums.netphoria.org/showthre...threadid=32927

Netphorian Most Improved in 2003:
Ihaman (HM: Ace of Aces)

Netphorian Most Downhill in 2003:
strange_one

Most Annoying Netphorian of the Year:
Tesselation (HM: Fall Down Blue)

Best Group (posse):
Geek USA, Yo Soy, Ace of Aces, Sppunk

Worst Group (posse):
Désirée and anyone that played along with that "SWING! SWING!" All caps crap.

Best couple:
Nimrod's Son and Crescentfresh

Worst couple (chat threads):<
Geek USA and Cap'n Jazz

Greatest Tagteam:
Elvis and SBT

Most Sterotypical Netphorian 2003:
Devious J

Most Notorious Rivals 2003:
SBT vs. Monte
(HM:Tesselation vs. Everyone)

Netphorian you'd like to return in 2004:
David (HM: MonteLDS)

Netphorian you'd like to leave in 2004:
Fall Down Blue

Thread of the Year:
Any of the tipping threads

Moderator of the Year:
Mason

Netphorian of the Year:
Nimrod's Son

[Nimrod's Son]

Originally posted by Graveflower
i'm in the running for best phrase

even though hiyoooooo isn't a phrase, there's still "Enjoy _____"

and don't listen if wangcomputers comes in here and tries to steal credit for that

Actually I was playing GTA Vice City and noticed Tommy Vercetti say "Enjoy death, asshole." It made me think of you when you're on a killing spree.

Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
Actually I was playing GTA Vice City and noticed Tommy Vercetti say "Enjoy death, asshole." It made me think of you when you're on a killing spree.

whoa, i need to get that game immediately

[cap'n jazz]

Originally posted by jczeroman

Worst couple (chat threads):
Geek USA and Cap'n Jazz

I think we're going to win this one!

[sawdust restaurants]

I'm in the running for nothing. Nothing negative, nothing positive. I see how it is.

[Geek USA]

Originally posted by cap'n jazz


I think we're going to win this one!

*crosses fingers*

[Nimrod's Son]

Originally posted by sawdust restaurants
I'm in the running for nothing. Nothing negative, nothing positive. I see how it is.

I considered you for mod of the year, but Mason's been one all year, and took the Admin spot. Also, Hyperbole is much hotter than you, so really you never stood a chance anyway.

[jczeroman]

Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
I considered you for mod of the year, but Mason's been one all year, and took the Admin spot. Also, Hyperbole is much hotter than you, so really you never stood a chance anyway.

That was my exact thinking process too!!!

[noyen]

Originally posted by sawdust restaurants
I'm in the running for nothing. Nothing negative, nothing positive. I see how it is.

someone voted you funniest netphorian. jeez.

[sawdust restaurants]

Yeah, but you--ahem, Julian--also voted for Steven Segal.

[cap'n jazz]

Originally posted by sawdust restaurants
Yeah, but you--ahem, Julian--also voted for Steven Segal.

Oh no! You blew his cover!

[noyen]

Originally posted by sawdust restaurants
Yeah, but you--ahem, Julian--also voted for Steven Segal.

yo soy el chola is steven segal.

[sppunk]

Best new phrase, 2003:That's so spare!

Worst new phrase, 2003:Holla! :/

Best new troll:MonteLSD was nice, but my heart belongs to Grover.

Worst new troll:Fall Down Blue or that nofx dude

Hottest Netphorian (male):No clue

Hottest Netphorian (female):I'm going to go with a longshot, and jenniferkate

Funniest Netphorian, 2003:Affect can really bring the LOL, but so can Elvis.

Smartest Netphorian, 2003:mpp or The Ace of Aces - law school proves it.

Dumbest Netphorian, 2003:Tie: Fall Down Blue and Tessellation. Sometimes I think they're the same loser 15-year-old.

Geekiest Netphorian, 2003:wangcomputers, because a "geek" is someone who is knowlegable about computers, and that dude surely is.

Sluttiest Netphorian, 2003 (male):Toby

Sluttiest Netphorian, 2003 (female):Shaunna

Best Zinger, 2003:Affect and Nimrod's Son

Zing of the Year:From me, to Tessellation after he made a thread titled, "Happy Rosh Hashanah!" Uhm, that was last week, chief.

Netphorian Most Improved in 2003:******

Netphorian Most Downhill in 2003:yo soy el major

Most Annoying Netphorian of the Year:Fall Down Blue

Best Group (posse):Texans! Especially with the recent additon of So very sad about me.

Worst Group (posse):The Canadians.

Best couple:Nimrod and crestenfresh

Worst couple (chat threads):******** and Calum, even though I love them very much.

Greatest Tagteam:The Ace of Aces and myself

Most Sterotypical Netphorian 2003:Mr. Rhino. He needs to post more, too.

Most Notorious Rivals 2003:Affect and Fall Down Blue, and a recent additon of Nimrod and trykristin, although he always kicks her ass so it can't be a real rivalry.

Netphorian you'd like to return in 2004:The_exploding_boy

Netphorian you'd like to leave in 2004:Fall Down Blue and Tessellation

Thread of the Year:Gil's Netphorian movie thread

Moderator of the Year:Anyone but strange_one. I'll go with sawdust because the guy seems cool as hell.

Netphorian of the Year:S-Tasty

[shaniqua]

back in the riding for sluttiest! yay!

[Nimrod's Son]

Originally posted by shaunna
back in the riding for sluttiest! yay!

You know you'll have to have the first dance with the Slut King, right?

[meow]

Best new phrase, 2003:HIYOOOOOOO

Worst new phrase, 2003:I have 8 watches...

Best new troll:the return of autumnNOCTURN

Worst new troll:all of them

Hottest Netphorian (male):scouse_dave

Hottest Netphorian (female):lizard queen

Funniest Netphorian, 2003:sickbadthing

Smartest Netphorian, 2003:sawdust restaurants

Dumbest Netphorian, 2003:vanilla

Geekiest Netphorian, 2003:2marlon2brando - but i love him

Sluttiest Netphorian, 2003 (male):******

Sluttiest Netphorian, 2003 (female):dusty

Best Zinger, 2003: bringer of teh zing: Fall Down Blue

Zing of the Year:pen15 smile

Netphorian Most Improved in 2003:trykristin

Netphorian Most Downhill in 2003:miss world

Most Annoying Netphorian of the Year:vanilla

Best Group (posse):Geek USA, Yo Soy El Mejor, Cap'n Jazz, twice, meow

Worst Group (posse):The Toronto Netphorians (JUST KIDDING I LOVE YOU GUYS). Definately the TExans - but i predict their improvement in '04 as Shannon is joining them

Best couple:Eve & Baby Aidan

Worst couple (chat threads):Affect and his 10 g's

Greatest Tagteam:Yo Soy El Mejor & Palidor

Most Sterotypical Netphorian 2003:Andrew Pakula

Most Notorious Rivals 2003:FDB + AFFECT

Netphorian you'd like to return in 2004:IMPLODING POPTART HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA... uhmmmm I'd like Desi to come back and Cactaur

Netphorian you'd like to leave in 2004:Judas Chongo - i dont get you man

Thread of the Year:All the stickies that stay up past due

Moderator of the Year:MASON R BUTLER

Netphorian of the Year:Ugly
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[jenniferkate]

Best new phrase, 2003: enjoy .....
Worst new phrase, 2003: i like pizza, my cellphone
Best new troll: the eyesbomb clones
Worst new troll: fall down blue
Hottest Netphorian (male): 13
Hottest Netphorian (female): lucky_13
Funniest Netphorian, 2003: deviousj, sickbadthing
Smartest Netphorian, 2003: deviousj
Dumbest Netphorian, 2003: vanilla
Geekiest Netphorian, 2003: mark ledrew
Sluttiest Netphorian, 2003 (male): ******
Sluttiest Netphorian, 2003 (female): shaunna i guess
Netphorian Most Improved in 2003: i've grown very fond of nimrod's son and the ace of aces over the last year
Netphorian Most Downhill in 2003: ihaman
Most Annoying Netphorian of the Year: tessellation
Best Group (posse): sl, ut
Worst Group (posse): ...
Best couple: lucky_13 and sbt
Worst couple (chat threads): orchestra and mirror_untrue
Greatest Tagteam: nairb and sbt
Most Sterotypical Netphorian 2003: ?
Most Notorious Rivals 2003: sbt and tessellation
Netphorian you'd like to return in 2004: suze, and best looking boy.
Netphorian you'd like to leave in 2004: ...
Thread of the Year: the bible character thread
Moderator of the Year: LIE
Netphorian of the Year: julian, porn connoisseur

[meow]

Originally posted by jenniferkate

Best Group (posse): sl, ut

is that supposed to say slut?

[jenniferkate]

Originally posted by meow

is that supposed to say slut?

people actually read these?

[noyen]

Best new phrase, 2003: enjoy .....
Worst new phrase, 2003: no one made up anything here worth mentioning, even if it sucked.
Best new troll: eyesbomb2
Worst new troll: that fugazi guy?
Hottest Netphorian (male): fatenning ass
Hottest Netphorian (female): hyperbole
Funniest Netphorian, 2003: pastor
Smartest Netphorian, 2003: jenniferkate and she's classy and pretty too.
Dumbest Netphorian, 2003: blackfaerie
Geekiest Netphorian, 2003: sawdust restaurants
Sluttiest Netphorian, 2003 (male): adam m? i don't keep up
Sluttiest Netphorian, 2003 (female): blackfaerie is whoring herselfin every single thread
Netphorian Most Improved in 2003: no such thing
Netphorian Most Downhill in 2003: me
Most Annoying Netphorian of the Year: tessellation
Best Group (posse): jersey girls and canadian girls
Worst Group (posse): that albino kid and that dude that faked a coma
Best couple: sbt and lucky 13. and i even had to endure them getting all huggy and kissy in front of me today
Worst couple (chat threads): geo and steven segal and mirror untrue and a bunch of other people. not that it's bad. HOLLA!
Greatest Tagteam: twice and ihaman
Most Sterotypical Netphorian 2003: trykristin
Most Notorious Rivals 2003: nimbrods son and trykristin
Netphorian you'd like to return in 2004: samsa
Netphorian you'd like to leave in 2004: me
Thread of the Year: that penis smile stuff
Moderator of the Year: mason r butler is a sexy man.
Netphorian of the Year: julian, porn connoisseur

[meow]

Originally posted by Graveflower


Always on top of things, aren't you, Kim?

Of course, Mr. Casey

[meow]

Originally posted by jenniferkate


people actually read these?

only because I am looking for my own name. Then i discovered ctrl+F

[vanilla]

Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
Uh... :erm

it was a joke.

[vanilla]

Originally posted by meow
Dumbest Netphorian, 2003:vanilla

why all the hate?

[meow]

Originally posted by vanilla

why all the hate?

you say dumb things. admit it.

[meow]

and because Imploding_Poptart never left, if you would FUCKING PAY ATTENTION.

[vanilla]

Originally posted by meow
and because Imploding_Poptart never left, if you would FUCKING PAY ATTENTION.

IT WAS A FUCKIN' JOKE!!!!
like you don't say stupid things? ppffft.
i think i'm pretty non-dumb. goo gLUE!