Orlando Blooms got nothing on me...

barden · 12-29-2003, 02:16 AM

...according to my girlfriend.

SO IT MUST BE TRUE!!!

Thats all.

barden · 12-29-2003, 02:18 AM

She's lying to make me feel better, i know.

She's so sweet.

Actually, by acknowledging her lie I open up my own insecurities which leads me to SLIT MY OWN WRIST WITH THIS KEYBOARD and DIE!

jenniferkate · 12-29-2003, 02:19 AM

that's a lofty claim.

meow · 12-29-2003, 02:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Agony_Imp

Actually, by acknowledging her lie I open up my own insecurities which leads me to SLIT MY OWN WRIST WITH THIS KEYBOARD and DIE!

welcome back

barden · 12-29-2003, 02:21 AM

It is, indeed.

Not one that I make myself, of course.

Ha.

barden · 12-29-2003, 02:28 AM

Actually, the story is quite cute.

My girlfriend (from now on referred to as ‘Chantel’)and her younger sister, who is twelve I think, we’re discussing Chantel’s list of boyfriends and who was best looking.
According to their uh, research, I came out on top (cause I’m just that cool) and that was that.

However, the other day at Chantels house, her little sister runs up and shouts, ‘Forget Baden, I want Orlando Bloom!’.

I was quite confused, since I had not been a part of the previous conversation, but Chantel comforted me with a ‘Orlando Blooms got nothing on you…’

And that’s all.

Maybe it wasn't so cute after all.

12-29-2003, 02:16 AM	#1
barden Braindead Location: The Ghetto Posts: 19,611	Orlando Blooms got nothing on me... ...according to my girlfriend. SO IT MUST BE TRUE!!! Thats all.

12-29-2003, 02:19 AM	#3
jenniferkate bitch please. Location: wicked witch of the east coast Posts: 5,682	that's a lofty claim. __________________ do you think i would discuss something as stupid as baseball with jk? we only talk about boys and lipgloss. Elizabeth Hasselbeck is dumber than (1) a bag of hammers (2) a sack of wet, disoriented mice who have been concussed with hammers (3) a lobotomized Joey Lawrence.

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12-29-2003, 02:18 AM	#2
barden Braindead Location: The Ghetto Posts: 19,611	She's lying to make me feel better, i know. She's so sweet. Actually, by acknowledging her lie I open up my own insecurities which leads me to SLIT MY OWN WRIST WITH THIS KEYBOARD and DIE!

12-29-2003, 02:21 AM	#5
barden Braindead Location: The Ghetto Posts: 19,611	It is, indeed. Not one that I make myself, of course. Ha.

12-29-2003, 02:28 AM	#6
barden Braindead Location: The Ghetto Posts: 19,611	Actually, the story is quite cute. My girlfriend (from now on referred to as ‘Chantel’)and her younger sister, who is twelve I think, we’re discussing Chantel’s list of boyfriends and who was best looking. According to their uh, research, I came out on top (cause I’m just that cool) and that was that. However, the other day at Chantels house, her little sister runs up and shouts, ‘Forget Baden, I want Orlando Bloom!’. I was quite confused, since I had not been a part of the previous conversation, but Chantel comforted me with a ‘Orlando Blooms got nothing on you…’ And that’s all. Maybe it wasn't so cute after all.