the best of the Fox's fortunes

[spa ced]

A pretty girl is the mirage of love on the desert of loneliness. Traveler beware!

Tragedy is the condition of man: deny it if you will with blindness, transcend it only with laughter.

No second chance, it's now or not at all.

Without security life ends in panic; without risk, in mechanization.

Pleasure is the referent of value.

Truth is not enough, laughter is essential.

For the experienced actor promptings of despair are cues for laughter.

Hope is the divining rod which dips to the sea of illusions.

Faced with incompatible pleasures, choose the keener.

Bastards need to suffer; it helps them stand themselves.

The guilt of the quick raises monuments to the dead.

The idea of sacrifice disguises the hope of saving one's own skin.

Herd animals may be identified by the tendency to carry Bibles.

Morals are the distillate of security operations.

Humor is a luxury to happiness, a necessity to despair.

He that is without sadness among you, let him first cast a stone.

Security is reciprocal to change.

Animals should work; the duty of man is pleasure; sacrifice is for saints.

Don't cry for help; there is no help; but give a signal.

Nothing in life is certain, but that it comes to a bad end.

[sickbadthing]

I thought you were talking about COPS.

[spa ced]

Originally posted by sickbadthing
I thought you were talking about COPS.

You silly goose.