Fetishes: what are yours? - Page 2

Dead · 12-01-2003, 05:20 AM

It stuck in my head for some reason. Like a massive brain tumor.

Salem · 12-01-2003, 05:34 AM

Transcription may be slightly inaccurate.

Officer: Next up for auction: a prostitute's panties.

Quagmire: FIFTY BUCKS!

Officer: ...she had countless STDs.

Quagmire: ...FORTY-FIVE BUCKS!

Officer: ...and when we caught her, she wet herself.

Quagmire: ...FIFTY BUCKS!

Dead · 12-01-2003, 01:12 PM

Ehehehe that's funny.

Injektilo · 12-01-2003, 01:18 PM

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Originally posted by Dead

They had the asian news girl on TV doing a story on bizarre fetishes and they had a girl with a massive brain tumor, and this guy who happened to have his fetish be massive brain tumors. And they were in some motel and they were gonna film them having sex.

man, i totally forgot about that. I think it was actually on sex in a relationship, and the fact that this woman had a brain tumor and that turned the guy on was what kept their sex life so good.

Elvis The Fat Years · 12-01-2003, 01:20 PM

Cack.

Isaac · 12-01-2003, 01:29 PM

I like when a girl dresses up and pretends she's my mom, then stomps on my balls with golf cleats and tells me I'm a bad boy because my penis makes me bad with the national anthem playing at a high volume in the next room.

SecretStarlet · 12-01-2003, 02:42 PM

i like crossdressers

KrazeeStacee · 12-01-2003, 02:55 PM

When I had a sex drive:

exibitionism/voyerism & slight sado/masochism

Also, teasing.

Dead · 12-01-2003, 02:56 PM

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Originally posted by KrazeePumpkin
When I had a sex drive

Where did it go?

KrazeeStacee · 12-01-2003, 03:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dead

Where did it go?

Out the window!

GreenEggsNSpam · 12-01-2003, 03:31 PM

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Originally posted by Mirror_Untrue
arm fishnets.

Haha...we all bash Orc for these.

the · 12-01-2003, 03:52 PM

haha.

i have so many... long hair.... angular face... cheeckbones... legs.
DRESS UP.

Toby · 12-01-2003, 04:05 PM

I can't believe no one said THONGS!

KrazeeStacee · 12-01-2003, 04:10 PM

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Originally posted by Toby
I can't believe no one said THONGS!

I don't think they're that attractive...in fact I find cotton bikini panties to be 100xs sexier.

GreenEggsNSpam · 12-01-2003, 04:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Isaac
I like when a girl dresses up and pretends she's my mom, then stomps on my balls with golf cleats and tells me I'm a bad boy because my penis makes me bad with the national anthem playing at a high volume in the next room.

Thats...ah...ummm......cool.

machinaddict · 12-01-2003, 04:17 PM

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Originally posted by KrazeePumpkin

I don't think they're that attractive...in fact I find cotton bikini panties to be 100xs sexier.

Toby · 12-01-2003, 04:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KrazeePumpkin

I don't think they're that attractive...in fact I find cotton bikini panties to be 100xs sexier.

I dunno, I get a huge boner when I see a chick wearing a thong : D
I have a pair in my pillow that I sniff every night before I got to bed :erm TMI? Yeah

spava · 12-01-2003, 04:26 PM

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Originally posted by Ihaman
Stomachs!

http://www.clinicalanatomy.com/images/stomachsmall.JPG

Mmmmm.... me too... *drools*

KrazeeStacee · 12-01-2003, 04:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Toby
I dunno, I get a huge boner when I see a chick wearing a thong : D
I have a pair in my pillow that I sniff every night before I got to bed :erm TMI? Yeah

You have officially creeped me out. Congrats.

*runs*

12-01-2003, 04:28 PM

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Originally posted by KrazeePumpkin

You have officially creeped me out. Congrats.

Toby · 12-01-2003, 04:31 PM

Transformer · 12-01-2003, 08:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by spava

http://www.clinicalanatomy.com/images/stomachsmall.JPG

Mmmmm.... me too... *drools*

alisonmonster · 12-01-2003, 08:54 PM

i like wearing school girl uniforms.that is all.

Nimrod's Son · 12-01-2003, 09:22 PM

Girls with accents, but who speak English as their native tongue. Most accents (not hick, Brooklyn, Boston or ghetto) apply.

12-01-2003, 09:22 PM

i'm sure i have one, i just can't really think of it.

Nimrod's Son · 12-01-2003, 09:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KrazeePumpkin

I don't think they're that attractive...in fact I find cotton bikini panties to be 100xs sexier.

Amen.

Injektilo · 12-01-2003, 09:29 PM

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Originally posted by Hyperbole
I have a neck thing.

oh yeah, i think the necks and shoulders of girls are the sexiest body parts, by far.

12-01-2003, 09:30 PM

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Originally posted by ******
i'm sure i have one, i just can't really think of it.

i do like sex when i am wearing socks. it keeps my feet warm but it's not a manditory thing.

miss world · 12-01-2003, 09:38 PM

nerds. or computer geeks. not dorks, though. being used.

Dead · 12-02-2003, 01:52 AM

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Originally posted by ******
i do like sex when i am wearing socks.

Thumbs up to socks.

12-01-2003, 09:22 PM	#54
Nimrod's Son Master of Karate and Friendship Location: in your butt Posts: 72,943	Girls with accents, but who speak English as their native tongue. Most accents (not hick, Brooklyn, Boston or ghetto) apply. __________________ - Nimrod's Son: Problem Solver!

12-01-2003, 05:20 AM	#31
Dead Deaddy is your daddy! Location: Veronica Mars played with my Wii. Posts: 39,187	It stuck in my head for some reason. Like a massive brain tumor.

12-01-2003, 05:34 AM	#32
Salem Ownz Location: T.dot Posts: 864	Transcription may be slightly inaccurate. Officer: Next up for auction: a prostitute's panties. Quagmire: FIFTY BUCKS! Officer: ...she had countless STDs. Quagmire: ...FORTY-FIVE BUCKS! Officer: ...and when we caught her, she wet herself. Quagmire: ...FIFTY BUCKS!

12-01-2003, 01:12 PM	#33
Dead Deaddy is your daddy! Location: Veronica Mars played with my Wii. Posts: 39,187	Ehehehe that's funny.

12-01-2003, 01:20 PM	#35
Elvis The Fat Years 007 373 5963 Posts: 31,408	Cack.

12-01-2003, 01:29 PM	#36
Isaac Ownz Location: The Fatherland Posts: 762	I like when a girl dresses up and pretends she's my mom, then stomps on my balls with golf cleats and tells me I'm a bad boy because my penis makes me bad with the national anthem playing at a high volume in the next room.

12-01-2003, 02:42 PM	#37
SecretStarlet Pledge Location: in your pocket Posts: 208	i like crossdressers

12-01-2003, 02:55 PM	#38
KrazeeStacee Immortal Location: Sherwood Forest Posts: 21,296	When I had a sex drive: exibitionism/voyerism & slight sado/masochism Also, teasing.

12-01-2003, 03:52 PM	#42
the Minion of Satan Location: ajksaksak. Posts: 7,794	haha. i have so many... long hair.... angular face... cheeckbones... legs. DRESS UP.

12-01-2003, 04:05 PM	#43
Toby Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: the mtns Posts: 43,034	I can't believe no one said THONGS!

12-01-2003, 04:31 PM	#51
Toby Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: the mtns Posts: 43,034

12-01-2003, 08:54 PM	#53
alisonmonster Minion of Satan Location: gasoline alley Posts: 9,019	i like wearing school girl uniforms.that is all.

12-01-2003, 09:22 PM	#55
Quagmire Posts: n/a	i'm sure i have one, i just can't really think of it.

12-01-2003, 09:38 PM	#59
miss world Minion of Satan Posts: 8,742	nerds. or computer geeks. not dorks, though. being used.