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Old 10-22-2002, 07:01 PM   #1
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Question songs about masturbation:

Jethro Tull-that "SITTING ON A PARK BENCH" song

Kate Bush-the man w. the child in his eyes

"turning Japanese"

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Old 10-22-2002, 07:05 PM   #2
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green day - long view

 
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Old 10-22-2002, 07:35 PM   #3
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Replacements - Gary's Got A Boner
Devo - Jerkin' Back N' Forth
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Old 10-22-2002, 07:38 PM   #4
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"holiday" - the pixies

 
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Old 10-22-2002, 07:39 PM   #5
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duh. cyndi lauper, she bop

 
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Old 10-22-2002, 09:59 PM   #6
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like every other blink 182 song

 
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Old 10-22-2002, 10:12 PM   #7
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madonna - get into the groove

 
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Old 10-22-2002, 10:50 PM   #8
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Tori Amos - Icicle

Icicle icicle where are you going
Where are you going
I have a hiding place when spring marches in
Will you keep watch for me, I hear them calling
Gonna lay down gonna lay down
Greeting the monster in our Easter dresses
Father says bow your head like the Good Book says
I think the Good Book is missing some pages
Gonna lay down gonna lay down

And when my hand touches myself
I can finally rest my head
And when they take from his body
I think I'll take from mine instead

Getting off getting off while they're all downstairs
Singing prayers sing away
He's in my pumpkin p.j's
Lay your book on my chest
Feel the word feel the word
Feel the word feel the word
Feel it

I could have I should have
I could have flown away
I could have I should have
I didn't so

Icicle icicle where are you going
I have a hiding place when spring marches in
Will you keep watch for me, I hear them calling
Gonna lay down gonna lay down
Lay down gonna lay down

 
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Old 10-22-2002, 11:05 PM   #9
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how could i forget "i touch myself"

 
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Old 10-22-2002, 11:07 PM   #10
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Nirvana - Spank Thru

 
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Old 10-22-2002, 11:17 PM   #11
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the secret song on dookie.
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Old 10-22-2002, 11:19 PM   #12
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Old 10-23-2002, 01:23 AM   #13
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Old 10-23-2002, 01:31 AM   #14
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Blister in the Sun - Violent Femmes
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Old 10-23-2002, 01:33 AM   #15
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Originally posted by Mayonaise
Tori Amos - Icicle

Icicle icicle where are you going
Where are you going
I have a hiding place when spring marches in
Will you keep watch for me, I hear them calling
Gonna lay down gonna lay down
Greeting the monster in our Easter dresses
Father says bow your head like the Good Book says
I think the Good Book is missing some pages
Gonna lay down gonna lay down

And when my hand touches myself
I can finally rest my head
And when they take from his body
I think I'll take from mine instead

Getting off getting off while they're all downstairs
Singing prayers sing away
He's in my pumpkin p.j's
Lay your book on my chest
Feel the word feel the word
Feel the word feel the word
Feel it

I could have I should have
I could have flown away
I could have I should have
I didn't so

Icicle icicle where are you going
I have a hiding place when spring marches in
Will you keep watch for me, I hear them calling
Gonna lay down gonna lay down
Lay down gonna lay down
At one point I spent quite a bit of time trying to figure out whether this song was about masturbation, suicide, or both.

 
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Old 10-23-2002, 02:24 AM   #16
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i don't something
anybody else
when i think aboowt u
i touch myself

 
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Old 10-23-2002, 05:55 AM   #17
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Stinkfist?
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Old 10-23-2002, 07:44 AM   #18
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I figured someone would get to this one before me:

On the floors of Tokyo
Down in London town's a go-go
With the record selection
And the mirror's reflection
I'm a-dancing with myself

Oh, when there's no one else in sight
In the crowded, lonely night
Well, I wait so long for my love vibration
And I'm dancing with myself

Oh, oh, oh dancing with myself
Oh, oh, oh dancing with myself
Well there's nothing to lose
And there's nothing to prove
And I'm dancing with myself
Oh, oh, oh, oh

If I looked all over the world
And there's every type of girl
But your empty eyes seem to pass me by
And leave me dancing with myself

So let's sink another drink
'Cause it'll give me time to think
If I had a chance, I'd ask one to dance
And I'd be dancing with myself

Oh, oh, oh dancing with myself
Oh, oh, oh dancing with myself
Well there's nothing to lose
And there's nothing to prove
And I'm dancing with myself
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh

 
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Old 10-23-2002, 11:04 AM   #19
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jeez i forgot tweet's "oops oh my" that song is hot.

 
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Old 10-23-2002, 12:34 PM   #20
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jeez i forgot tweet's "oops oh my" that song is hot.
hellz yes, great song. dismemberment plan covered it live last time i saw them too.

 
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Old 10-23-2002, 01:26 PM   #21
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Faith No More - Jizzlobber
Mr. Bungle - The Girls of Porn
GG Allin - I Wanna Fuck Myself (but the FNM cover is much better)
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Old 10-23-2002, 01:40 PM   #22
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Stinkfist?
That's about fisting. Good guess though!

And beamish, the Tull song you are referring to is called Aqualung.

 
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Old 10-23-2002, 02:46 PM   #23
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hahaha
that song by missy elliot
now just stop and think about that.
yeah....

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Old 10-23-2002, 03:30 PM   #24
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hahaha
that song by missy elliot
now just stop and think about that.
yeah....
what missy elliot song? and what's wrong with her singing about masturbation? i think she's hot.

 
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Old 10-24-2002, 06:28 AM   #25
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That's about fisting. Good guess though!

And beamish, the Tull song you are referring to is called Aqualung.
I'm not that much of a lyrics analyser, especially Tool lyrics are hard...

 
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Old 10-24-2002, 09:03 AM   #26
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Quote:
Originally posted by Mayonaise
Tori Amos - Icicle

Icicle icicle where are you going
Where are you going
I have a hiding place when spring marches in
Will you keep watch for me, I hear them calling
Gonna lay down gonna lay down
Greeting the monster in our Easter dresses
Father says bow your head like the Good Book says
I think the Good Book is missing some pages
Gonna lay down gonna lay down

And when my hand touches myself
I can finally rest my head
And when they take from his body
I think I'll take from mine instead

Getting off getting off while they're all downstairs
Singing prayers sing away
He's in my pumpkin p.j's
Lay your book on my chest
Feel the word feel the word
Feel the word feel the word
Feel it

I could have I should have
I could have flown away
I could have I should have
I didn't so

Icicle icicle where are you going
I have a hiding place when spring marches in
Will you keep watch for me, I hear them calling
Gonna lay down gonna lay down
Lay down gonna lay down

 
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Old 10-24-2002, 01:20 PM   #27
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what missy elliot song? and what's wrong with her singing about masturbation? i think she's hot.
woah.

 
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Old 10-24-2002, 02:05 PM   #28
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Oh yeah, depending on who you ask:

Blue jean baby, L.A. lady, seamstress for the band
Pretty eyed, pirate smile, you'll marry a music man
Ballerina, you must have seen her dancing in the sand
And now she's in me, always with me, tiny dancer in my hand

Jesus freaks out in the street
Handing tickets out for God
Turning back she just laughs
The boulevard is not that bad

Piano man he makes his stand
In the auditorium
Looking on she sings the songs
The words she knows, the tune she hums

But oh how it feels so real
Lying here with no one near
Only you and you can hear me
When I say softly, slowly

Hold me closer tiny dancer
Count the headlights on the highway
Lay me down in sheets of linen
you had a busy day today

Blue jean baby, L.A. lady, seamstress for the band
Pretty eyed, pirate smile, you'll marry a music man
Ballerina, you must have seen her dancing in the sand
And now she's in me, always with me, tiny dancer in my hand

 
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Old 10-24-2002, 06:53 PM   #29
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Quote:
Originally posted by Tessellation
Kate Bush-the man w. the child in his eyes

um, what?

 
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