songs about masturbation:

Tessellation · 10-22-2002, 07:01 PM

Jethro Tull-that "SITTING ON A PARK BENCH" song

Kate Bush-the man w. the child in his eyes

"turning Japanese"

buzzcocks-orgasm addict

lucky_13 · 10-22-2002, 07:05 PM

green day - long view

Mason R Butler · 10-22-2002, 07:35 PM

Replacements - Gary's Got A Boner
Devo - Jerkin' Back N' Forth

Debaser · 10-22-2002, 07:38 PM

"holiday" - the pixies

frail_and_bedazzled · 10-22-2002, 07:39 PM

duh. cyndi lauper, she bop

Jesse · 10-22-2002, 09:59 PM

like every other blink 182 song

killtheyouth · 10-22-2002, 10:12 PM

madonna - get into the groove

Mayonaise. · 10-22-2002, 10:50 PM

Tori Amos - Icicle

Icicle icicle where are you going
Where are you going
I have a hiding place when spring marches in
Will you keep watch for me, I hear them calling
Gonna lay down gonna lay down
Greeting the monster in our Easter dresses
Father says bow your head like the Good Book says
I think the Good Book is missing some pages
Gonna lay down gonna lay down

And when my hand touches myself
I can finally rest my head
And when they take from his body
I think I'll take from mine instead

Getting off getting off while they're all downstairs
Singing prayers sing away
He's in my pumpkin p.j's
Lay your book on my chest
Feel the word feel the word
Feel the word feel the word
Feel it

I could have I should have
I could have flown away
I could have I should have
I didn't so

Icicle icicle where are you going
I have a hiding place when spring marches in
Will you keep watch for me, I hear them calling
Gonna lay down gonna lay down
Lay down gonna lay down

lucky_13 · 10-22-2002, 11:05 PM

how could i forget "i touch myself"

GrungeGuy · 10-22-2002, 11:07 PM

Nirvana - Spank Thru

Mooney · 10-22-2002, 11:17 PM

the secret song on dookie.

The Pantsmaster · 10-22-2002, 11:19 PM

carl douglas - everybody was kung fu fighting

Electron52 · 10-23-2002, 01:23 AM

foo fighters - podunk

feb4films · 10-23-2002, 01:31 AM

Blister in the Sun - Violent Femmes

Lie · 10-23-2002, 01:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mayonaise
Tori Amos - Icicle

Icicle icicle where are you going
Where are you going
I have a hiding place when spring marches in
Will you keep watch for me, I hear them calling
Gonna lay down gonna lay down
Greeting the monster in our Easter dresses
Father says bow your head like the Good Book says
I think the Good Book is missing some pages
Gonna lay down gonna lay down

And when my hand touches myself
I can finally rest my head
And when they take from his body
I think I'll take from mine instead

Getting off getting off while they're all downstairs
Singing prayers sing away
He's in my pumpkin p.j's
Lay your book on my chest
Feel the word feel the word
Feel the word feel the word
Feel it

I could have I should have
I could have flown away
I could have I should have
I didn't so

Icicle icicle where are you going
I have a hiding place when spring marches in
Will you keep watch for me, I hear them calling
Gonna lay down gonna lay down
Lay down gonna lay down

At one point I spent quite a bit of time trying to figure out whether this song was about masturbation, suicide, or both.

Samsa · 10-23-2002, 02:24 AM

i don't something
anybody else
when i think aboowt u
i touch myself

smashingjj · 10-23-2002, 05:55 AM

Stinkfist?

ravenguy2000 · 10-23-2002, 07:44 AM

I figured someone would get to this one before me:

On the floors of Tokyo
Down in London town's a go-go
With the record selection
And the mirror's reflection
I'm a-dancing with myself

Oh, when there's no one else in sight
In the crowded, lonely night
Well, I wait so long for my love vibration
And I'm dancing with myself

Oh, oh, oh dancing with myself
Oh, oh, oh dancing with myself
Well there's nothing to lose
And there's nothing to prove
And I'm dancing with myself
Oh, oh, oh, oh

If I looked all over the world
And there's every type of girl
But your empty eyes seem to pass me by
And leave me dancing with myself

So let's sink another drink
'Cause it'll give me time to think
If I had a chance, I'd ask one to dance
And I'd be dancing with myself

Oh, oh, oh dancing with myself
Oh, oh, oh dancing with myself
Well there's nothing to lose
And there's nothing to prove
And I'm dancing with myself
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh

lucky_13 · 10-23-2002, 11:04 AM

jeez i forgot tweet's "oops oh my" that song is hot.

killtheyouth · 10-23-2002, 12:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by lucky_13
jeez i forgot tweet's "oops oh my" that song is hot.

hellz yes, great song. dismemberment plan covered it live last time i saw them too.

FearFactory · 10-23-2002, 01:26 PM

Faith No More - Jizzlobber
Mr. Bungle - The Girls of Porn
GG Allin - I Wanna Fuck Myself (but the FNM cover is much better)

bonsor · 10-23-2002, 01:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by smashingjj
Stinkfist?

That's about fisting. Good guess though!

And beamish, the Tull song you are referring to is called Aqualung.

KrazeeStacee · 10-23-2002, 02:46 PM

hahaha
that song by missy elliot
now just stop and think about that.
yeah....

Zebrahead - Playmate of the Year

lucky_13 · 10-23-2002, 03:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KrazeePumpkin
hahaha
that song by missy elliot
now just stop and think about that.
yeah....

what missy elliot song? and what's wrong with her singing about masturbation? i think she's hot.

smashingjj · 10-24-2002, 06:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ******
That's about fisting. Good guess though!

And beamish, the Tull song you are referring to is called Aqualung.

I'm not that much of a lyrics analyser, especially Tool lyrics are hard...

Salena Child · 10-24-2002, 09:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mayonaise
Tori Amos - Icicle

Icicle icicle where are you going
Where are you going
I have a hiding place when spring marches in
Will you keep watch for me, I hear them calling
Gonna lay down gonna lay down
Greeting the monster in our Easter dresses
Father says bow your head like the Good Book says
I think the Good Book is missing some pages
Gonna lay down gonna lay down

And when my hand touches myself
I can finally rest my head
And when they take from his body
I think I'll take from mine instead

Getting off getting off while they're all downstairs
Singing prayers sing away
He's in my pumpkin p.j's
Lay your book on my chest
Feel the word feel the word
Feel the word feel the word
Feel it

I could have I should have
I could have flown away
I could have I should have
I didn't so

Icicle icicle where are you going
I have a hiding place when spring marches in
Will you keep watch for me, I hear them calling
Gonna lay down gonna lay down
Lay down gonna lay down

KrazeeStacee · 10-24-2002, 01:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by lucky_13

what missy elliot song? and what's wrong with her singing about masturbation? i think she's hot.

woah.

ravenguy2000 · 10-24-2002, 02:05 PM

Oh yeah, depending on who you ask:

Blue jean baby, L.A. lady, seamstress for the band
Pretty eyed, pirate smile, you'll marry a music man
Ballerina, you must have seen her dancing in the sand
And now she's in me, always with me, tiny dancer in my hand

Jesus freaks out in the street
Handing tickets out for God
Turning back she just laughs
The boulevard is not that bad

Piano man he makes his stand
In the auditorium
Looking on she sings the songs
The words she knows, the tune she hums

But oh how it feels so real
Lying here with no one near
Only you and you can hear me
When I say softly, slowly

Hold me closer tiny dancer
Count the headlights on the highway
Lay me down in sheets of linen
you had a busy day today

Blue jean baby, L.A. lady, seamstress for the band
Pretty eyed, pirate smile, you'll marry a music man
Ballerina, you must have seen her dancing in the sand
And now she's in me, always with me, tiny dancer in my hand

shaniqua · 10-24-2002, 06:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tessellation
Kate Bush-the man w. the child in his eyes

um, what?

10-22-2002, 07:01 PM	#1
Tessellation Apocalyptic Poster Location: your local library Posts: 4,425	songs about masturbation: Jethro Tull-that "SITTING ON A PARK BENCH" song Kate Bush-the man w. the child in his eyes "turning Japanese" buzzcocks-orgasm addict __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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10-22-2002, 07:05 PM	#2
lucky_13 Apocalyptic Poster Location: for joke! Posts: 2,237	green day - long view

10-22-2002, 07:38 PM	#4
Debaser i've moved to twitter Location: @SactoMacto Posts: 12,211	"holiday" - the pixies

10-22-2002, 07:39 PM	#5
frail_and_bedazzled Ownz Location: lon guyland Posts: 880	duh. cyndi lauper, she bop

10-22-2002, 09:59 PM	#6
Jesse Banned Location: birmingham, al Posts: 223	like every other blink 182 song

10-22-2002, 10:12 PM	#7
killtheyouth Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 2,985	madonna - get into the groove

10-22-2002, 10:50 PM	#8
Mayonaise. Demi-God Location: Christchurch, New Zealand Posts: 358	Tori Amos - Icicle Icicle icicle where are you going Where are you going I have a hiding place when spring marches in Will you keep watch for me, I hear them calling Gonna lay down gonna lay down Greeting the monster in our Easter dresses Father says bow your head like the Good Book says I think the Good Book is missing some pages Gonna lay down gonna lay down And when my hand touches myself I can finally rest my head And when they take from his body I think I'll take from mine instead Getting off getting off while they're all downstairs Singing prayers sing away He's in my pumpkin p.j's Lay your book on my chest Feel the word feel the word Feel the word feel the word Feel it I could have I should have I could have flown away I could have I should have I didn't so Icicle icicle where are you going I have a hiding place when spring marches in Will you keep watch for me, I hear them calling Gonna lay down gonna lay down Lay down gonna lay down

10-22-2002, 11:05 PM	#9
lucky_13 Apocalyptic Poster Location: for joke! Posts: 2,237	how could i forget "i touch myself"

10-22-2002, 11:07 PM	#10
GrungeGuy Ownz Location: New York Posts: 769	Nirvana - Spank Thru

10-22-2002, 11:19 PM	#12
The Pantsmaster Heroic Fist-flinging Tornado Location: queens Posts: 738	carl douglas - everybody was kung fu fighting

10-23-2002, 01:23 AM	#13
Electron52 Ownz Location: Herndon, VA Posts: 665	foo fighters - podunk

10-23-2002, 02:24 AM	#16
Samsa Banned Location: A theater near you Posts: 7,951	i don't something anybody else when i think aboowt u i touch myself

10-23-2002, 07:44 AM	#18
ravenguy2000 NO FATS Location: NO FEMS Posts: 29,035	I figured someone would get to this one before me: On the floors of Tokyo Down in London town's a go-go With the record selection And the mirror's reflection I'm a-dancing with myself Oh, when there's no one else in sight In the crowded, lonely night Well, I wait so long for my love vibration And I'm dancing with myself Oh, oh, oh dancing with myself Oh, oh, oh dancing with myself Well there's nothing to lose And there's nothing to prove And I'm dancing with myself Oh, oh, oh, oh If I looked all over the world And there's every type of girl But your empty eyes seem to pass me by And leave me dancing with myself So let's sink another drink 'Cause it'll give me time to think If I had a chance, I'd ask one to dance And I'd be dancing with myself Oh, oh, oh dancing with myself Oh, oh, oh dancing with myself Well there's nothing to lose And there's nothing to prove And I'm dancing with myself Oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh

10-23-2002, 11:04 AM	#19
lucky_13 Apocalyptic Poster Location: for joke! Posts: 2,237	jeez i forgot tweet's "oops oh my" that song is hot.

10-23-2002, 01:26 PM	#21
FearFactory Socialphobic Location: the stars Posts: 10,502	Faith No More - Jizzlobber Mr. Bungle - The Girls of Porn GG Allin - I Wanna Fuck Myself (but the FNM cover is much better) __________________ I'm tired of searching for myself.

10-23-2002, 02:46 PM	#23
KrazeeStacee Immortal Location: Sherwood Forest Posts: 21,292	hahaha that song by missy elliot now just stop and think about that. yeah.... Zebrahead - Playmate of the Year

10-24-2002, 02:05 PM	#28
ravenguy2000 NO FATS Location: NO FEMS Posts: 29,035	Oh yeah, depending on who you ask: Blue jean baby, L.A. lady, seamstress for the band Pretty eyed, pirate smile, you'll marry a music man Ballerina, you must have seen her dancing in the sand And now she's in me, always with me, tiny dancer in my hand Jesus freaks out in the street Handing tickets out for God Turning back she just laughs The boulevard is not that bad Piano man he makes his stand In the auditorium Looking on she sings the songs The words she knows, the tune she hums But oh how it feels so real Lying here with no one near Only you and you can hear me When I say softly, slowly Hold me closer tiny dancer Count the headlights on the highway Lay me down in sheets of linen you had a busy day today Blue jean baby, L.A. lady, seamstress for the band Pretty eyed, pirate smile, you'll marry a music man Ballerina, you must have seen her dancing in the sand And now she's in me, always with me, tiny dancer in my hand

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