little bit of interesting billyc info from the zboard

dishpan · 09-30-2003, 11:18 PM

"After the Sunday September 28th Chicago Cubs game, I was walking down Clark street and some thing caught my eye, Is that Billy Corgan standing in front of McDonalds with a Cubs pennant, no way, it can't be. I got closer to take a look, he was warring a Billy like knit hat, no it can't be, as a got even closer, I got confirmation when he smiled, Billy's teeth, those are Billy's teeth, my god that's Billy Corgan. I walked up to him and said I'm sorry to bother you Billy, but I just wanted to tell you how much your music has meant to me, I loved Smashing Pumpkins with all my Hart, but Marry Star of the Sea is by far my Favorite album you ever done, he said thank you, and then said he produced it pointing to his very normal looking friend, I shook his hand. I then told him I was so bummed out when I heard Zwan broke up, he said it's for the best, my solo stuff will blow you away, my first album is going to be acoustic and then I'm going to rock out, he then said theirs my ride, it was nice meeting you, and jumped in a car and was gone. "

Ensoul · 09-30-2003, 11:24 PM

You realize how fake that sounds?

interzone · 10-01-2003, 12:34 AM

Especially this part:

Quote:

Marry Star of the Sea is by far my Favorite album you ever done[/b]

Injektilo · 10-01-2003, 12:55 AM

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Originally posted by interzone
Especially this part:

haha. nice.

UglyCherry · 10-01-2003, 01:27 AM

She left out the part about Billy giving her anal on the sidewalk. THAT"S THE BEST PART DIPSHIT!!!

chsllama · 10-01-2003, 02:33 AM

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Originally posted by dishpan
"After the Sunday September 28th Chicago Cubs game, I was walking down Clark street and some thing caught my eye, Is that Billy Corgan standing in front of McDonalds with a Cubs pennant, no way, it can't be. I got closer to take a look, he was warring a Billy like knit hat, no it can't be, as a got even closer, I got confirmation when he smiled, Billy's teeth, those are Billy's teeth, my god that's Billy Corgan. I walked up to him and said I'm sorry to bother you Billy, but I just wanted to tell you how much your music has meant to me, I loved Smashing Pumpkins with all my Hart, but Marry Star of the Sea is by far my Favorite album you ever done, he said thank you, and then said he produced it pointing to his very normal looking friend, I shook his hand. I then told him I was so bummed out when I heard Zwan broke up, he said it's for the best, my solo stuff will blow you away, my first album is going to be acoustic and then I'm going to rock out, he then said theirs my ride, it was nice meeting you, and jumped in a car and was gone. "

someone missed an ideal moment to bitch about clipping

jczeroman · 10-01-2003, 10:13 AM

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Originally posted by UglyCherry
She left out the part about Billy giving her anal on the sidewalk. THAT"S THE BEST PART DIPSHIT!!!

damn, beat me to it

Ghetto_Squirrel · 10-01-2003, 12:23 PM

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Originally posted by chsllama
someone missed an ideal moment to bitch about clipping

Dead · 10-01-2003, 12:54 PM

HE'S GONNA ROCK OUT!

chsllama · 10-01-2003, 01:08 PM

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Originally posted by Dead
HE'S GONNA ROCK OUT!

MstrGhost · 10-01-2003, 02:30 PM

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Originally posted by chsllama

someone missed an ideal moment to bitch about clipping

something like "My "i've seen billy experience": there he was bla bla bla, he said Hi too, and I then yelled at him "IT CLIPS, BITCH!", then I turned my back and went back to my biz "

This would be really fun.

chsllama · 10-01-2003, 02:37 PM

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Originally posted by MstrGhost

something like "My "i've seen billy experience": there he was bla bla bla, he said Hi too, and I then yelled at him "IT CLIPS, BITCH!", then I turned my back and went back to my biz "

This would be really fun.

personally i would have gone after that other guy bjorn rollipolinski, or whatever the fuck his jew name is.

severin, hook us up with one of those lovely IT CLIPS images...

please?

Ugly · 10-01-2003, 02:55 PM

I'd ask him for five bucks.

Salena Child · 10-01-2003, 02:57 PM

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Originally posted by Ugly
I'd ask him for five bucks.

i would as for 10. he's gotta be loaded.

chsllama · 10-01-2003, 03:06 PM

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Originally posted by Salena Child

i would as for 10. he's gotta be loaded.

not from MSOTS he's not.

*shudders @ the memory thereof*

Dead · 10-01-2003, 04:07 PM

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Originally posted by chsllama

personally i would have gone after that other guy bjorn rollipolinski, or whatever the fuck his jew name is.

severin, hook us up with one of those lovely IT CLIPS images...

please?

That's not a jewish name, you retard. Its Scandinavian.

chsllama · 10-01-2003, 04:18 PM

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Originally posted by Dead

That's not a jewish name, you retard. Its Scandinavian.

eh well, whatever. they all look alike...

er something else that exemplifies my unintelligence.

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bonsor · 10-01-2003, 05:02 PM

if i ever became rich and famous with a huge fanbase, i would want all my fans to be like netphoria. cynical. pessemistic. abandoning.

i get the impression that Dead would try to make billy feel really bad about the clipping.

Dead · 10-01-2003, 07:02 PM

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Originally posted by ******
i get the impression that Dead would try to make billy feel really bad about the clipping.

I haven't talked about the clipping in months. I've started liking the album, if I listen with earbuds. It has some good stuff. But back in the day I was kinda pissed.

Isle · 10-02-2003, 01:49 PM

If that story is true, thankyou very much for telling us, we are all very glad to hear about our beloved Billy. *swoons*
But....damn that lucky sonofabitch, whoever they were, it's one of my dreams in life to meet Billy, whenever someone tells me they've met Billy, I get really jealous, because they're almost always from Chicago and I'm from London...I'm sure I'll meet him someday though. I guess I should work in airport surveillance so I know just when he arrives...

chsllama · 10-02-2003, 02:45 PM

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Originally posted by Isle
If that story is true, thankyou very much for telling us, we are all very glad to hear about our beloved Billy. *swoons*
But....damn that lucky sonofabitch, whoever they were, it's one of my dreams in life to meet Billy, whenever someone tells me they've met Billy, I get really jealous, because they're almost always from Chicago and I'm from London...I'm sure I'll meet him someday though. I guess I should work in airport surveillance so I know just when he arrives...

do you fuckers just lurk until something extremely idiotic and childish pops into your head, then register to post it, then forget your passwordand do it again?

WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!?

Isle · 10-02-2003, 03:04 PM

sir, no sir. i just felt like saying that, if you dont like it you can kiss my 1337 ass. im a long-time netphorian, this is just my new user. 'canttouchthis.

chsllama · 10-02-2003, 03:15 PM

You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this

My, my, my music hits me so hard
Makes me say "Oh my Lord"
Thank you for blessing me
With a mind to rhyme and two hype feet
It feels good, when you know you're down
A super dope homeboy from the Oaktown
And I'm known as such
And this is a beat, uh, you can't touch

I told you homeboy (You can't touch this)
Yeah, that's how we living and you know (You can't touch this)
Look at my eyes, man (You can't touch this)
Yo, let me bust the funky lyrics (You can't touch this)

Fresh new kicks, advance
You gotta like that, now you know you wanna dance
So move, outta your seat
And get a fly girl and catch this beat
While it's rolling, hold on
Pump a little bit and let 'em know it's going on
Like that, like that
Cold on a mission so fall them back
Let 'em know, that you're too much
And this is a beat, uh, you can't touch

Yo, I told you (You can't touch this)
Why you standing there, man? (You can't touch this)
Yo, sound the bell, school is in, sucka (You can't touch this)

Give me a song, or rhythm
Make 'em sweat, that's what I'm giving 'em
Now, they know
You talking about the Hammer you talking about a show
That's hype, and tight
Singers are sweating so pass them a wipe
Or a tape, to learn
What's it gonna take in the 90's to burn
The charts? Legit
Either work hard or you might as well quit

That's word because you know...

You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this

Break it down! (Music breaks down) Stop, Hammer time!

Go with the funk, it is said
That if you can't groove to this then you probably are dead
So wave your hands in the air
Bust a few moves, fun your fingers through your hair
This is it, for a winner
Dance to this and you're gonna get thinner
Move, slide your rump
Just for a minute let's all do the bump, bump, bump

Yeah... (You can't touch this)
Look, man (You can't touch this)
You better get hype, boy, because you know (You can't touch this)
Ring the bell, school's back in (You can't touch this)

Break it down!Stop, Hammer time!
You can't touch this )
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this

Break it down! (Nice pants, Hammer) Stop, Hammer time!

Every time you see me
The Hammer's just so hype
I'm dope on the floor and I'm magic on the mic
Now why would I ever stop doing this?
With others making records that just don't hit
I've toured around the world, from London to the Bay
It's "Hammer, go Hammer, MC Hammer, yo Hammer"
And the rest can go and play

You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this

Isle · 10-02-2003, 03:20 PM

It is well and truly Hammer Time.

chsllama · 10-02-2003, 04:36 PM

so it is written, so it shall be

frenchy · 10-02-2003, 05:08 PM

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Originally posted by Isle
I get really jealous, because they're almost always from Chicago and I'm from London...

I met Billy a few times in London... and i'm from France.

Dead · 10-02-2003, 06:02 PM

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Originally posted by frenchy
i'm from France.

I see frenchy's underpants.

http://www.widemedia.com/fashionuk/n...underpants.jpg

jet set willy · 10-02-2003, 08:52 PM

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Originally posted by UglyCherry
She left out the part about Billy giving her anal on the sidewalk. THAT"S THE BEST PART DIPSHIT!!!

Billy may as bloody well you know. While he's still got the chance. He's got what? Maybe 5-7 years when he can still max out on these chicks for free. If i was him i'd probably just travel town to town gettin hitchd and living off fans.

frenchy · 10-03-2003, 04:20 AM

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Originally posted by Dead
I see frenchy's underpants.
http://www.widemedia.com/fashionuk/n...underpants.jpg

Damn... i should stop posting pictures of me on the web...

Isle · 10-03-2003, 02:36 PM

lol...oh frenchy, you are naughty

09-30-2003, 11:18 PM	#1
dishpan bestfriendless Location: Washington DC \| Dallas TX \| San Diego CA Posts: 1,712	little bit of interesting billyc info from the zboard "After the Sunday September 28th Chicago Cubs game, I was walking down Clark street and some thing caught my eye, Is that Billy Corgan standing in front of McDonalds with a Cubs pennant, no way, it can't be. I got closer to take a look, he was warring a Billy like knit hat, no it can't be, as a got even closer, I got confirmation when he smiled, Billy's teeth, those are Billy's teeth, my god that's Billy Corgan. I walked up to him and said I'm sorry to bother you Billy, but I just wanted to tell you how much your music has meant to me, I loved Smashing Pumpkins with all my Hart, but Marry Star of the Sea is by far my Favorite album you ever done, he said thank you, and then said he produced it pointing to his very normal looking friend, I shook his hand. I then told him I was so bummed out when I heard Zwan broke up, he said it's for the best, my solo stuff will blow you away, my first album is going to be acoustic and then I'm going to rock out, he then said theirs my ride, it was nice meeting you, and jumped in a car and was gone. " __________________ YOU ARE NOT YOUR FUCKING POST COUNT To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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09-30-2003, 11:24 PM	#2
Ensoul Apocalyptic Poster Location: New Jersey Posts: 4,245	You realize how fake that sounds?

10-01-2003, 01:27 AM	#5
UglyCherry Pledge Location: Pimptown, USA (like a ma-fucker bitch) Posts: 181	She left out the part about Billy giving her anal on the sidewalk. THAT"S THE BEST PART DIPSHIT!!!

10-01-2003, 12:54 PM	#9
Dead Deaddy is your daddy! Location: Veronica Mars played with my Wii. Posts: 39,206	HE'S GONNA ROCK OUT!

10-01-2003, 02:55 PM	#13
Ugly Immortal Location: Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed Posts: 21,272	I'd ask him for five bucks.

10-01-2003, 05:02 PM	#18
bonsor Minion of Satan Location: midwest Posts: 8,778	if i ever became rich and famous with a huge fanbase, i would want all my fans to be like netphoria. cynical. pessemistic. abandoning. i get the impression that Dead would try to make billy feel really bad about the clipping.

10-02-2003, 01:49 PM	#20
Isle Braindead Location: Unison Posts: 19,379	If that story is true, thankyou very much for telling us, we are all very glad to hear about our beloved Billy. swoons But....damn that lucky sonofabitch, whoever they were, it's one of my dreams in life to meet Billy, whenever someone tells me they've met Billy, I get really jealous, because they're almost always from Chicago and I'm from London...I'm sure I'll meet him someday though. I guess I should work in airport surveillance so I know just when he arrives...

10-02-2003, 03:04 PM	#22
Isle Braindead Location: Unison Posts: 19,379	sir, no sir. i just felt like saying that, if you dont like it you can kiss my 1337 ass. im a long-time netphorian, this is just my new user. 'canttouchthis.

10-02-2003, 03:15 PM	#23
chsllama Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 1,200	You can't touch this You can't touch this You can't touch this You can't touch this You can't touch this My, my, my music hits me so hard Makes me say "Oh my Lord" Thank you for blessing me With a mind to rhyme and two hype feet It feels good, when you know you're down A super dope homeboy from the Oaktown And I'm known as such And this is a beat, uh, you can't touch I told you homeboy (You can't touch this) Yeah, that's how we living and you know (You can't touch this) Look at my eyes, man (You can't touch this) Yo, let me bust the funky lyrics (You can't touch this) Fresh new kicks, advance You gotta like that, now you know you wanna dance So move, outta your seat And get a fly girl and catch this beat While it's rolling, hold on Pump a little bit and let 'em know it's going on Like that, like that Cold on a mission so fall them back Let 'em know, that you're too much And this is a beat, uh, you can't touch Yo, I told you (You can't touch this) Why you standing there, man? (You can't touch this) Yo, sound the bell, school is in, sucka (You can't touch this) Give me a song, or rhythm Make 'em sweat, that's what I'm giving 'em Now, they know You talking about the Hammer you talking about a show That's hype, and tight Singers are sweating so pass them a wipe Or a tape, to learn What's it gonna take in the 90's to burn The charts? Legit Either work hard or you might as well quit That's word because you know... You can't touch this You can't touch this You can't touch this Break it down! (Music breaks down) Stop, Hammer time! Go with the funk, it is said That if you can't groove to this then you probably are dead So wave your hands in the air Bust a few moves, fun your fingers through your hair This is it, for a winner Dance to this and you're gonna get thinner Move, slide your rump Just for a minute let's all do the bump, bump, bump Yeah... (You can't touch this) Look, man (You can't touch this) You better get hype, boy, because you know (You can't touch this) Ring the bell, school's back in (You can't touch this) Break it down!Stop, Hammer time! You can't touch this ) You can't touch this You can't touch this You can't touch this Break it down! (Nice pants, Hammer) Stop, Hammer time! Every time you see me The Hammer's just so hype I'm dope on the floor and I'm magic on the mic Now why would I ever stop doing this? With others making records that just don't hit I've toured around the world, from London to the Bay It's "Hammer, go Hammer, MC Hammer, yo Hammer" And the rest can go and play You can't touch this You can't touch this You can't touch this You can't touch this You can't touch this You can't touch this You can't touch this You can't touch this

10-02-2003, 03:20 PM	#24
Isle Braindead Location: Unison Posts: 19,379	It is well and truly Hammer Time.

10-02-2003, 04:36 PM	#25
chsllama Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 1,200	so it is written, so it shall be

10-03-2003, 02:36 PM	#30
Isle Braindead Location: Unison Posts: 19,379	lol...oh frenchy, you are naughty