i hope you all like being dead after you die from when i kill you..

Irrelevant · 10-21-2002, 03:52 PM

i'm going to stab you in the liver, and then i'm going to cut out your liver, and then i'm going to dance on your liver while you watch me without your liver, and then i'm going to stirfry your liver with some greens and peppers, and then i'm going to congratulate your liver on being a tasty dish, and then i'm going eat your liver and drink some wine and stand on my head and sing songs from pocahontas. i bet you can't wait.

beef curtains · 10-21-2002, 03:53 PM

i hear cirrhosis is chewy. let me know please

Irrelevant · 10-21-2002, 03:54 PM

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Originally posted by Graveflower

yeah. open up motherfucker. i'm going to reach down your throat and pull out your kidney and then you will be like oh snap there's a kidney coming out of my mouth and that's weird!

Elvis The Fat Years · 10-21-2002, 03:54 PM

WERE YOU PERHAPS BORN A VAMPIRE?
HOW IT IS POSSIBLE TO BECOME ONE

To be born the 7th son of the 7th son

A cat jumping over corpse turns the corpse into a vamp (England); in Romania the same but the cure (antidote) is to put a piece of iron into the corpse's hand or place Hawthorn in the coffin

To be borne born with teeth or a caul or stillborn - is believed to be a Vampire

A dead body that has been reflected in a mirror - is believe to be a Vampire

To be bitten by a Vampire - will turn you into one

Those who do not receive proper burial - run the risk of returning as a vampire

People who have eaten the meat of a sheep that has been killed by a wolf

Having red hair (Greece only)

By renouncing the Eastern Orthodox religion (which is why the peasants may have thought Vlad Dracula was a vampire)

By being excommunicated by the Greek Orthodox church

Wild dogs jumping over a corpse (don't go dying in the bush)

Leaving any kind of knot in the coffin, in a tie or a rope, it was thought to prevent the corpse's decay and to disturb the dead person's ability to make the transition into another life.

Irrelevant · 10-21-2002, 03:55 PM

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Originally posted by So very sad about me
i hear cirrhosis is chewy. let me know please

how about i hollow out your ass and make you into bongos that i can play while i praise kali that crazy bitch and then i will go have sex with the riverfish.

Irrelevant · 10-21-2002, 03:56 PM

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Originally posted by Elvis The Fat Years
WERE YOU PERHAPS BORN A VAMPIRE?
HOW IT IS POSSIBLE TO BECOME ONE

don't try to steal my thunder bitchdick! the thunder is mine, because, it belongs to me, and i own it, and you can't have it, and i have it also additionally.

jenniferkate · 10-21-2002, 03:57 PM

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Originally posted by Irrelevant
oh snap

Kalsedony · 10-21-2002, 03:57 PM

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Originally posted by Irrelevant
i'm going to stab you in the liver, and then i'm going to cut out your liver, and then i'm going to dance on your liver while you watch me without your liver, and then i'm going to stirfry your liver with some greens and peppers, and then i'm going to congratulate your liver on being a tasty dish, and then i'm going eat your liver and drink some wine and stand on my head and sing songs from pocahontas. i bet you can't wait.

Oh, well. At least I'm going to die.

But can you maybe sing songs from Mulan instead of Pocahontas?

beef curtains · 10-21-2002, 03:58 PM

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Originally posted by Irrelevant

how about i hollow out your ass and make you into bongos that i can play while i praise kali that crazy bitch and then i will go have sex with the riverfish.

sounds ok to me

Irrelevant · 10-21-2002, 03:59 PM

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Originally posted by Kalsedony

Oh, well. At least I'm going to die.

But can you maybe sing songs from Mulan instead of Pocahontas?

mulan is for faggots who like to have sex with people who are also faggots too and they have sex together.

Irrelevant · 10-21-2002, 04:01 PM

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Originally posted by So very sad about me
sounds ok to me

i will use your hair to make singing trouser zippers out of hair! fa la la la la!

Kalsedony · 10-21-2002, 04:08 PM

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Originally posted by Irrelevant

mulan is for faggots who like to have sex with people who are also faggots too and they have sex together.

But I want to have sex with other women!

Irrelevant · 10-21-2002, 04:11 PM

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Originally posted by Kalsedony
But I want to have sex with other women!

well i don't. quit sending me homo vibrations in the air towards me from whever you are right now being like that in that way you are.

Kalsedony · 10-21-2002, 04:12 PM

You're going to kill me, so it shouldn't matter, right?

Irrelevant · 10-21-2002, 04:13 PM

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Originally posted by Kalsedony
You're going to kill me, so it shouldn't matter, right?

what are we talking about? i like gravy.

noir cat · 10-22-2002, 05:44 PM

This is all okay to me as long as you poop on my bleeding organs. K, thnx.

10-21-2002, 03:52 PM	#1
Irrelevant Minion of Satan Location: kitties Posts: 6,842	i hope you all like being dead after you die from when i kill you.. i'm going to stab you in the liver, and then i'm going to cut out your liver, and then i'm going to dance on your liver while you watch me without your liver, and then i'm going to stirfry your liver with some greens and peppers, and then i'm going to congratulate your liver on being a tasty dish, and then i'm going eat your liver and drink some wine and stand on my head and sing songs from pocahontas. i bet you can't wait.

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10-21-2002, 03:53 PM	#2
beef curtains Immortal Location: I like me so much better when you're naked Posts: 21,752	i hear cirrhosis is chewy. let me know please

10-21-2002, 03:54 PM	#4
Elvis The Fat Years 007 373 5963 Posts: 31,408	WERE YOU PERHAPS BORN A VAMPIRE? HOW IT IS POSSIBLE TO BECOME ONE To be born the 7th son of the 7th son A cat jumping over corpse turns the corpse into a vamp (England); in Romania the same but the cure (antidote) is to put a piece of iron into the corpse's hand or place Hawthorn in the coffin To be borne born with teeth or a caul or stillborn - is believed to be a Vampire A dead body that has been reflected in a mirror - is believe to be a Vampire To be bitten by a Vampire - will turn you into one Those who do not receive proper burial - run the risk of returning as a vampire People who have eaten the meat of a sheep that has been killed by a wolf Having red hair (Greece only) By renouncing the Eastern Orthodox religion (which is why the peasants may have thought Vlad Dracula was a vampire) By being excommunicated by the Greek Orthodox church Wild dogs jumping over a corpse (don't go dying in the bush) Leaving any kind of knot in the coffin, in a tie or a rope, it was thought to prevent the corpse's decay and to disturb the dead person's ability to make the transition into another life.

10-21-2002, 04:12 PM	#14
Kalsedony Ownz Location: St. Louis, MO Posts: 766	You're going to kill me, so it shouldn't matter, right?

10-22-2002, 05:44 PM	#16
noir cat Socialphobic Location: Hicksville, NY Posts: 11,699	This is all okay to me as long as you poop on my bleeding organs. K, thnx.