so how would you describe what p.ussy tastes like to someone who doesn't know?

powered by pear · 10-19-2002, 12:15 AM

go speed racer go

noir cat · 10-19-2002, 12:15 AM

My s/o thought about that too and he thought they should invent pussy flavored jelly beans.

skippy · 10-19-2002, 12:17 AM

Are you really powered by pear or is that some band?

powered by pear · 10-19-2002, 12:17 AM

awe, how quaint.

Undone · 10-19-2002, 12:18 AM

Mild saline like solution. Sorta like 2 parts water, 2 parts snot (not boogers, just regular old snot...), and 0.25 part lemonade.

powered by pear · 10-19-2002, 12:19 AM

no, it's not some band.

i was supposed to be powered by pears but there wasn't enough letters or something.

but i think it can be cute without the s, too.

hm, i'm starting to sound like suze.

aspecialkid · 10-19-2002, 12:22 AM

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Originally posted by Undone
Mild saline like solution. Sorta like 2 parts water, 2 parts snot (not boogers, just regular old snot...), and 0.25 part lemonade.

yeah it does taste a bit like lemonade..

spaceboye · 10-19-2002, 12:29 AM

Kiss me where it smells funny

You came twice last year like a Sears catalog,
Cause your last boyfriend makes love like Boss Hogg,
Well now you're seeing me but soon I'll have you seeing God,
Cause girl I'll get you panting like you're Pavlov's dog,
Like a DC-10: guaranteed to go down,
But baby your black box is the one that I found,
I'll give you the gift that keeps on givin' it won't cost you any money,
Then she grabbed me by the ears and said kiss me where it smells funny.

So down I go like I'm 2000 Flushes,
I can tell I'm doing something right by the way that she blushes,
She's one that's speechless, I'm the one that's tongue tied,
She's thinking holy mackerel I'm thinking tuna on the side,
There must be something wrong with Al Pacino's nose,
Cause the scent of a woman is like rotten tomatoes,
Yeah I'm snorkeling for clams and it doesn't matter if I wanna be,
Don't come up for air until you kiss me where it smells funny.

Drop my face below her waist and stay on third base,
I can tell that the cherry's ripe by the way it tastes,
Yeah I could make a lot of wine with the yeast I find inside her panties,
And then drink it while eating out down at the Seafood Shanty,
Drop my face below her waist and stay on third base,
I can tell that the cherry's ripe by the way it tastes,
Yeah I could make a lot of wine with the yeast I find inside her panties,
And then drink it while eating out down at the Seafood Shanty.

Tessellation · 10-19-2002, 12:57 AM

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Originally posted by undivinemartyr
My s/o thought about that too and he thought they should invent pussy flavored jelly beans.

there are lollipops, no joke...

10-19-2002, 01:03 AM

It depends on the bitch's pussy that you are eating.

I've had some that tasted like tuna. And others that had no taste whatsoever. And then one that just tasted great in a I don't know pork chop kind of way. Yeah it tasted like a pork chop it was great.

aspecialkid · 10-19-2002, 01:10 AM

anyone here had chocolate? i never had,but my buddy likes it,he says its different all together so i dont know what to think cAUSE i also heard "it dont matter cause its all pink on the inside"

Squashing Pineapples · 10-19-2002, 02:56 AM

it tastes like codfish

bonsor · 10-19-2002, 02:59 AM

I've never tasted it, but I'm really not all that worried about it. I mean, when you're in the heat of the moment and hormones are rushing, I'm not going to stop and contemplate whether I'm going to eat her out because of the potentially bad taste.

My friend described it to me as something that would smell bad in a petri dish, and pretty good when your face is in a girl's crotch.

patrick · 10-19-2002, 04:17 AM

like the sweetest of all peaches and cream

scouse_dave · 10-19-2002, 04:26 AM

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Originally posted by The Ace of Aces
And then one that just tasted great in a I don't know pork chop kind of way. Yeah it tasted like a pork chop it was great.

Guen · 10-19-2002, 01:25 PM

it doesn't taste like fish at all. it's like the tastelessness (hopefully) of saliva when you're kissing (though it's thicker than saliva), but with a sort of bittersweet taste on top of that...but with different girls, or even on different days, it'll taste more bitter, more sweet, or more bland, depending on what she eats. it tastes like a bodily fluid, basically. a lot like ejaculate, but not as bitter-salty or thick.

yeah...she won't taste like fish unless she's dirty. the BAD kind of dirty...

Undone · 10-19-2002, 02:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Guen
it doesn't taste like fish at all. it's like the tastelessness (hopefully) of saliva when you're kissing (though it's thicker than saliva), but with a sort of bittersweet taste on top of that...but with different girls, or even on different days, it'll taste more bitter, more sweet, or more bland, depending on what she eats. it tastes like a bodily fluid, basically. a lot like ejaculate, but not as bitter-salty or thick.

yeah...she won't taste like fish unless she's dirty. the BAD kind of dirty...

Thank you sir/ma'am. Right on target.

kypper · 10-19-2002, 02:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Guen
it doesn't taste like fish at all. it's like the tastelessness (hopefully) of saliva when you're kissing (though it's thicker than saliva), but with a sort of bittersweet taste on top of that...but with different girls, or even on different days, it'll taste more bitter, more sweet, or more bland, depending on what she eats. it tastes like a bodily fluid, basically. a lot like ejaculate, but not as bitter-salty or thick.

yeah...she won't taste like fish unless she's dirty. the BAD kind of dirty...

schwing!

Guen · 10-19-2002, 02:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Undone

Thank you sir/ma'am. Right on target.

ma'am.

patrick · 10-19-2002, 02:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Enisled

if you like pussy so much why are you such a fag?

:-*

mpp · 10-19-2002, 03:25 PM

well let's see here

best i've had: tasteful almost sweet pussy; this girl was a vegetarian but didn't take particularly good care of herself; it was just damn damn good; yummy vegetarians!

Smiley33 · 10-19-2002, 03:27 PM

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Originally posted by kypper

schwing!

control yourself!

Smiley33 · 10-19-2002, 03:34 PM

I guess you missed it yesterday and the day before. I was Netphoria's little married hausfrau who bows to her husband and does what he says. GO WOMEN'S LIB!

You need a woman to boss you around, kid.

jared · 10-20-2002, 04:15 AM

it's like cereal....they are all in the same genre of food but they have different tastes and textures

Guen · 10-20-2002, 01:09 PM

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Originally posted by bittertrance
it's like cereal....they are all in the same genre of food but they have different tastes and textures

nicely put.

jenny4ever · 10-20-2002, 02:48 PM

i think it tastes kind of tangy.
i think undone had the right idea with the lemonade thing.

Ketchup · 10-20-2002, 02:58 PM

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Originally posted by Undone
Mild saline like solution. Sorta like 2 parts water, 2 parts snot (not boogers, just regular old snot...), and 0.25 part lemonade.

winnar!!! i was seriously thinking the snot part... its troo..

10-21-2002, 04:08 AM

it tastes like burning!

slugger · 10-21-2002, 10:48 AM

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Originally posted by Ugly
it tastes like burning!

whoa!!! OUCH

that girl must need to reshave or something.

StillBecomingApart · 10-21-2002, 10:53 AM

It's better than any dessert out there...

10-19-2002, 12:15 AM	#1
powered by pear Pledge Location: antarctica Posts: 249	so how would you describe what p.ussy tastes like to someone who doesn't know? go speed racer go

10-19-2002, 12:18 AM	#5
Undone Apocalyptic Poster Location: Atlanta, GA Posts: 1,335	I'd say-- Mild saline like solution. Sorta like 2 parts water, 2 parts snot (not boogers, just regular old snot...), and 0.25 part lemonade.

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10-19-2002, 12:15 AM	#2
noir cat Socialphobic Location: Hicksville, NY Posts: 11,699	My s/o thought about that too and he thought they should invent pussy flavored jelly beans.

10-19-2002, 12:17 AM	#3
skippy Apocalyptic Poster Location: NJ Posts: 4,096	Are you really powered by pear or is that some band?

10-19-2002, 12:19 AM	#6
powered by pear Pledge Location: antarctica Posts: 249	no, it's not some band. i was supposed to be powered by pears but there wasn't enough letters or something. but i think it can be cute without the s, too. hm, i'm starting to sound like suze.

10-19-2002, 12:29 AM	#8
spaceboye Pledge Location: California Posts: 157	Kiss me where it smells funny You came twice last year like a Sears catalog, Cause your last boyfriend makes love like Boss Hogg, Well now you're seeing me but soon I'll have you seeing God, Cause girl I'll get you panting like you're Pavlov's dog, Like a DC-10: guaranteed to go down, But baby your black box is the one that I found, I'll give you the gift that keeps on givin' it won't cost you any money, Then she grabbed me by the ears and said kiss me where it smells funny. So down I go like I'm 2000 Flushes, I can tell I'm doing something right by the way that she blushes, She's one that's speechless, I'm the one that's tongue tied, She's thinking holy mackerel I'm thinking tuna on the side, There must be something wrong with Al Pacino's nose, Cause the scent of a woman is like rotten tomatoes, Yeah I'm snorkeling for clams and it doesn't matter if I wanna be, Don't come up for air until you kiss me where it smells funny. Drop my face below her waist and stay on third base, I can tell that the cherry's ripe by the way it tastes, Yeah I could make a lot of wine with the yeast I find inside her panties, And then drink it while eating out down at the Seafood Shanty, Drop my face below her waist and stay on third base, I can tell that the cherry's ripe by the way it tastes, Yeah I could make a lot of wine with the yeast I find inside her panties, And then drink it while eating out down at the Seafood Shanty.

10-19-2002, 01:03 AM	#10
Boner Posts: n/a	It depends on the bitch's pussy that you are eating. I've had some that tasted like tuna. And others that had no taste whatsoever. And then one that just tasted great in a I don't know pork chop kind of way. Yeah it tasted like a pork chop it was great.

10-19-2002, 01:10 AM	#11
aspecialkid THE COOK Location: MI, LA, NYC, Chicago, Miami Posts: 2,010	anyone here had chocolate? i never had,but my buddy likes it,he says its different all together so i dont know what to think cAUSE i also heard "it dont matter cause its all pink on the inside"

10-19-2002, 02:56 AM	#12
Squashing Pineapples Banned Location: I'm outta here! Posts: 2,774	it tastes like codfish

10-19-2002, 02:59 AM	#13
bonsor Minion of Satan Location: midwest Posts: 8,771	I've never tasted it, but I'm really not all that worried about it. I mean, when you're in the heat of the moment and hormones are rushing, I'm not going to stop and contemplate whether I'm going to eat her out because of the potentially bad taste. My friend described it to me as something that would smell bad in a petri dish, and pretty good when your face is in a girl's crotch.

10-19-2002, 04:17 AM	#14
patrick Minion of Satan Posts: 9,521	like the sweetest of all peaches and cream

10-19-2002, 01:25 PM	#16
Guen Demi-God Location: Birmingham, AL Posts: 255	it doesn't taste like fish at all. it's like the tastelessness (hopefully) of saliva when you're kissing (though it's thicker than saliva), but with a sort of bittersweet taste on top of that...but with different girls, or even on different days, it'll taste more bitter, more sweet, or more bland, depending on what she eats. it tastes like a bodily fluid, basically. a lot like ejaculate, but not as bitter-salty or thick. yeah...she won't taste like fish unless she's dirty. the BAD kind of dirty...

10-19-2002, 03:25 PM	#21
mpp Minion of Satan Posts: 7,577	well let's see here best i've had: tasteful almost sweet pussy; this girl was a vegetarian but didn't take particularly good care of herself; it was just damn damn good; yummy vegetarians!

10-19-2002, 03:34 PM	#23
Smiley33 Minion of Satan Posts: 6,542	I guess you missed it yesterday and the day before. I was Netphoria's little married hausfrau who bows to her husband and does what he says. GO WOMEN'S LIB! You need a woman to boss you around, kid.

10-20-2002, 04:15 AM	#24
jared Apocalyptic Poster Location: sacramento, ca, usa Posts: 2,193	it's like cereal....they are all in the same genre of food but they have different tastes and textures

10-20-2002, 02:48 PM	#26
jenny4ever Apocalyptic Poster Location: Boone, NC Posts: 1,026	i think it tastes kind of tangy. i think undone had the right idea with the lemonade thing.

10-21-2002, 04:08 AM	#28
Ugly Posts: n/a	it tastes like burning!

10-21-2002, 10:53 AM	#30
StillBecomingApart I'M FROM ITALY Location: Back the tape up. I need it again! Let it roll! Just as high as the fucker can go! And when it comes to that fantastic note where the rabbit bites its own head off, I want you to THROW THAT FUCKING RADIO INTO THE TUB WITH ME! Posts: 4,355	It's better than any dessert out there...