Netphorian Kingdom

JPK · 10-17-2002, 08:49 PM

This is inspired by melancholia and by some ooooold skool threads...

If Netphoria was a kingdom, what would be your role?
It can be just about anything, from cook to town whore to whatever...

And who would you see as king and queen?

I nominate myself as the depressive manwhore rockstar adorable creepy weirdo of the kingdom

I'd see Meow being a good queen... as for the king... Affect maybe?

jenn · 10-17-2002, 08:51 PM

i'd be the therapist.

sleeper · 10-17-2002, 08:54 PM

id be the guy who lives up in the bell tower whos job it is to watch for fires and ring the bell. id be in there.

10-17-2002, 08:55 PM

I'd be the bearded intellectual, sowing seeds of discontent amongst the general populace. But I'm only one member of the underground.

beef curtains · 10-17-2002, 08:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by melancholia
i'd be the therapist.

i'd be the the rapist

frail_and_bedazzled · 10-17-2002, 08:57 PM

the stylist and provider of inane physical comedy, ie, i'd run into things a lot and fall down and do quasimodo dances

Ghetto_Squirrel · 10-17-2002, 09:38 PM

I'd be the creepy old man who wears a dark cloak and wanders around professing that the end is nigh.

kypper · 10-17-2002, 09:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mr. Rhinoceros
I'd be the bearded intellectual, sowing seeds of discontent amongst the general populace. But I'm only one member of the underground.

I'd be the successor in training.

skippy · 10-17-2002, 09:59 PM

I would be the corrupt cardinal who would seize power from the king and have my way with the queen. Kind of like Tim Curry's character in that shitty Three Musketeers movie.

Samsa · 10-17-2002, 10:02 PM

i'd be the blueberry-picker, blueberry juice-maker, and blueberry juice-drinker

KrazeeStacee · 10-17-2002, 10:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JPK

I'd see Meow being a good queen... as for the king... Affect maybe?

Then I'd be the royal concubine

Nate the Grate · 10-17-2002, 10:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by So very sad about me

i'd be the the rapist

hah! great SNL bit.

(

heh always wanted to use this smiley)

10-17-2002, 10:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KrazeePumpkin
Then I'd be the royal concubine

I was thinking more of the dirty ass whore.

mirrar · 10-17-2002, 10:28 PM

I'd be the crazy cat lady

kypper · 10-17-2002, 10:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mirror_Untrue
I'd be the crazy cat lady

Kill my pretties... KILL.

KrazeeStacee · 10-17-2002, 10:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mr. Rhinoceros

I was thinking more of the dirty ass whore.

The voice of reason strikes again!

jenniferkate · 10:44 PM

librarian. or barkeep. it'd be nice to combine the two, in a book-strewn speakeasy kinda way. i guess i'd settle for alcoholic librarian. mmhmm.

kypper · 10-17-2002, 10:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KrazeePumpkin

The voice of reason strikes again!

And nails it right between the eyes with a big old gob of cum.
Go wipe your face.

mirrar · 10-17-2002, 11:14 PM

i'm kicking YOU

Crippler · 10-17-2002, 11:16 PM

I'd be a fucking squire.

Smiley33 · 10-17-2002, 11:24 PM

i want to be either a beggar or a princess.

Johnny Zoloft · 10-17-2002, 11:35 PM

the psycho sniper.

sawdust restaurants · 10-18-2002, 11:23 AM

Resident magician, but only if I got to work my magic on certain female members of the kingdom.

twilightfadez · 10-18-2002, 11:39 AM

i'd be the local ice cream shoppe lady/freelance court photographer

a fistful of yen · 10-18-2002, 11:40 AM

resident chemist

shaniqua · 10-18-2002, 11:44 AM

cheerleader.

Cactuar · 10-18-2002, 11:54 AM

Kalsedony · 10-18-2002, 03:54 PM

I'd be the crazy baglady who stands on the corners screaming crazy shit and yelling at people to repent.

I'd also ask people for spare change occasionally, and if they don't give me any, scream, "YOU'RE ALL GOING TO HELL!"

mirrar · 10-18-2002, 03:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amazing Disgrace

as long as you hit me square in the nuts. that gets me off.

will do

slugger · 10-19-2002, 11:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by KrazeePumpkin

Then I'd be the royal concubine

???

concubine?

that's a big word.

your too educated to be a whore, maybe if someone beats you retarded then you'll be dumb enough to do it.

10-17-2002, 08:49 PM	#1
JPK Ownz Location: Ste-Foy, Quebec, Canada Posts: 525	Netphorian Kingdom This is inspired by melancholia and by some ooooold skool threads... If Netphoria was a kingdom, what would be your role? It can be just about anything, from cook to town whore to whatever... And who would you see as king and queen? I nominate myself as the depressive manwhore rockstar adorable creepy weirdo of the kingdom I'd see Meow being a good queen... as for the king... Affect maybe?

10-17-2002, 09:38 PM	#7
Ghetto_Squirrel Minion of Satan Location: Chicago Posts: 7,157	I'd be the creepy old man who wears a dark cloak and wanders around professing that the end is nigh. __________________

10-17-2002, 09:59 PM	#9
skippy Apocalyptic Poster Location: NJ Posts: 4,096	I would be the corrupt cardinal who would seize power from the king and have my way with the queen. Kind of like Tim Curry's character in that shitty Three Musketeers movie. __________________ Daddy, I want another pony.

10-17-2002, 10:38 PM	#17
jenniferkate bitch please. Location: wicked witch of the east coast Posts: 5,682	librarian. or barkeep. it'd be nice to combine the two, in a book-strewn speakeasy kinda way. i guess i'd settle for alcoholic librarian. mmhmm. __________________ do you think i would discuss something as stupid as baseball with jk? we only talk about boys and lipgloss. Elizabeth Hasselbeck is dumber than (1) a bag of hammers (2) a sack of wet, disoriented mice who have been concussed with hammers (3) a lobotomized Joey Lawrence. Last edited by jenniferkate : 10-17-2002 at 10:44 PM.

10-18-2002, 11:54 AM	#27
Cactuar Apocalyptic Poster Location: ur pants lol Posts: 2,915	God.

10-17-2002, 08:51 PM	#2
jenn Minion of Satan Location: new york Posts: 6,325	i'd be the therapist.

10-17-2002, 08:54 PM	#3
sleeper Minion of Satan Posts: 8,801	id be the guy who lives up in the bell tower whos job it is to watch for fires and ring the bell. id be in there.

10-17-2002, 08:55 PM	#4
Mr. Rhinoceros Posts: n/a	I'd be the bearded intellectual, sowing seeds of discontent amongst the general populace. But I'm only one member of the underground.

10-17-2002, 08:57 PM	#6
frail_and_bedazzled Ownz Location: lon guyland Posts: 880	the stylist and provider of inane physical comedy, ie, i'd run into things a lot and fall down and do quasimodo dances

10-17-2002, 10:02 PM	#10
Samsa Banned Location: A theater near you Posts: 7,929	i'd be the blueberry-picker, blueberry juice-maker, and blueberry juice-drinker

10-17-2002, 10:28 PM	#14
mirrar Braindead Location: in our bedroom, after the war. Posts: 19,826	I'd be the crazy cat lady

10-17-2002, 11:14 PM	#19
mirrar Braindead Location: in our bedroom, after the war. Posts: 19,826	i'm kicking YOU

10-17-2002, 11:16 PM	#20
Crippler Apocalyptic Poster Location: Up in this bitch Posts: 4,446	I'd be a fucking squire.

10-17-2002, 11:24 PM	#21
Smiley33 Minion of Satan Posts: 6,542	i want to be either a beggar or a princess.

10-17-2002, 11:35 PM	#22
Johnny Zoloft Apocalyptic Poster Location: Birmingham Posts: 1,184	the psycho sniper.

10-18-2002, 11:23 AM	#23
sawdust restaurants Fucking Creep Location: On the East Coast Posts: 5,992	Resident magician, but only if I got to work my magic on certain female members of the kingdom.

10-18-2002, 11:39 AM	#24
twilightfadez Socialphobic Location: Medellin, CO Posts: 10,511	i'd be the local ice cream shoppe lady/freelance court photographer

10-18-2002, 11:40 AM	#25
a fistful of yen Ownz Location: Oakland, California Posts: 774	resident chemist

10-18-2002, 11:44 AM	#26
shaniqua Minion of Satan Location: that's my prerogative Posts: 7,420	cheerleader.

10-18-2002, 03:54 PM	#28
Kalsedony Ownz Location: St. Louis, MO Posts: 766	I'd be the crazy baglady who stands on the corners screaming crazy shit and yelling at people to repent. I'd also ask people for spare change occasionally, and if they don't give me any, scream, "YOU'RE ALL GOING TO HELL!"

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