When do (did) you (used to) consistently get erections?

Eulogy · 10-16-2002, 09:35 PM

(inspired by relaxor!)

1. Riding in a car.
2. Playing my bass. But not my guitar.

Smiley33 · 10-16-2002, 09:43 PM

All day, every day. I have an erection as I type this.

Apart · 10-16-2002, 09:43 PM

awww...the little depressed pussy is going through puberty. how adorable.

strange_one · 10-16-2002, 09:43 PM

between the years when I was 13-15 I used to get them in class all the time, which was annoying. and also when I went swimming. boing!!

Eulogy · 10-16-2002, 09:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Apart
awww...the little depressed pussy is going through puberty. how adorable.

I'm so far from depressed, it's really not even funny.

But hey, if you'd like to think that I'm depressed, go right ahead.

Apart · 10-16-2002, 09:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Eulogy

I'm so far from depressed, it's really not even funny.

But hey, if you'd like to think that I'm depressed, go right ahead.

wow, a truthful explanation from the little 14 year old pussy. he must actually care what we think! funny...

what else is in store for us, little boy?

Eulogy · 10-16-2002, 09:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Apart

wow, a truthful explanation from the little 14 year old pussy. he must actually care what we think! funny...

what else is in store for us, little boy?

I'll readily admit to being a pussy...it's just a fact. I'm not gonna be insulted by it.

And maybe next I'll do a little jig just for you.

Smiley33 · 10-16-2002, 09:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Apart

pussy

fuck, only one key word in that one

try again, pussy lol

Eulogy · 10-16-2002, 09:54 PM

So far one person has answered the actual question.

Damn Netphoria.

Smiley33 · 10-16-2002, 10:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Eulogy
So far one person has answered the actual question.

Damn Netphoria.

I DID TOO

Eulogy · 10-16-2002, 10:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Smiley33

I DID TOO

Oh, jesus. How could I forget?!

I'm really sorry.

Smiley33 · 10-16-2002, 10:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Eulogy

Oh, jesus. How could I forget?!

I'm really sorry.

HOW COULD YOU?

*cries*

*goes off to play with self*

lawson · 10-16-2002, 10:09 PM

when i watch mtv or the disney channel

Affect · 10-16-2002, 10:11 PM

I would whenever I had sex. I don't know about you guys.

Eulogy · 10-16-2002, 10:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by PhantomFM
when i watch mtv or the disney channel

Yeah, I'm sure all those little girls really get you going.

strange_one · 10-16-2002, 10:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Affect
I would whenever I had sex. I don't know about you guys.

not all of us were getting snatch when we were 14 dude

KrazeeStacee · 10-16-2002, 11:06 PM

If I could answer that, I would.

I want a penis

Smiley33 · 10-17-2002, 12:07 AM

if i had a penis, i would talk to it. and put makeup on it. and build a little fort for it in my living room! i would name it and sign up for a Social Insurance number for my penis. And we would find a state where we could legally get married. then i would have ribs taken out so i could kiss the bride.

the end

Squashing Pineapples · 10-17-2002, 01:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by KrazeePumpkin
I want a penis

<----------- APPARENTLY, YEAH

Fattening Ass · 10-17-2002, 01:56 AM

yeah, sometimes in class when i was in high school. So annoying.

snickerdoodles · 10-17-2002, 03:15 AM

hmm
before/just after i came out, it was just about constant.
whenever i was around people.
in class, at beer bashes/orientation, on the bus...

it sucked.

Squashing Pineapples · 10-17-2002, 03:24 AM

In the bus and when I'm waking up.

relaxor! · 10-17-2002, 08:26 AM

I'm glad I could make this thread possible.
Anyways, it always happened to me as I got off the bus in the morning. Someone once told me that dramatic temperature shifts can cause erections, so I guess getting off of the warm bus and walking into the cold halls did it for me. Nearly every fucking morning of freshman year. I wore this big ass sweatshirt, and would put my hands in the front pocket and pull it way down over my...pants area. It was horrible, but I wore it every day for that walk to English. Fuck, this is stirring up old anger.

Crono · 10-17-2002, 10:45 AM

every fucking morning. i don't think i've missed one for years. other then that... it's just random. though if im daydreaming, not about sex, i tend to get one...

twilightfadez · 10-17-2002, 11:48 AM

yeah, what's up with morning wood?
*ponders*

10-16-2002, 09:35 PM	#1
Eulogy huh Posts: 62,361	When do (did) you (used to) consistently get erections? (inspired by relaxor!) 1. Riding in a car. 2. Playing my bass. But not my guitar.

10-16-2002, 09:43 PM	#2
Smiley33 Minion of Satan Posts: 6,542	boingggggg All day, every day. I have an erection as I type this.

10-16-2002, 09:43 PM	#3
Apart Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 1,039	"didnt you kill yourself yet?" awww...the little depressed pussy is going through puberty. how adorable.

10-16-2002, 11:06 PM	#17
KrazeeStacee Immortal Location: Sherwood Forest Posts: 21,296	If I could answer that, I would. I want a penis __________________

10-17-2002, 01:56 AM	#20
Fattening Ass Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Planet Nintendu 64 Posts: 30,825	yeah, sometimes in class when i was in high school. So annoying. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

10-16-2002, 09:43 PM	#4
strange_one No Chance Location: Here Posts: 13,788	between the years when I was 13-15 I used to get them in class all the time, which was annoying. and also when I went swimming. boing!!

10-16-2002, 09:54 PM	#9
Eulogy huh Posts: 62,361	So far one person has answered the actual question. Damn Netphoria.

10-16-2002, 10:09 PM	#13
lawson Apocalyptic Poster Location: raleigh Posts: 4,176	when i watch mtv or the disney channel

10-16-2002, 10:11 PM	#14
Affect Fuck Location: xxx Posts: 5,360	I would whenever I had sex. I don't know about you guys.

10-17-2002, 12:07 AM	#18
Smiley33 Minion of Satan Posts: 6,542	if i had a penis, i would talk to it. and put makeup on it. and build a little fort for it in my living room! i would name it and sign up for a Social Insurance number for my penis. And we would find a state where we could legally get married. then i would have ribs taken out so i could kiss the bride. the end

10-17-2002, 03:15 AM	#21
snickerdoodles Pledge Location: Winnipeg, MB. Canada Posts: 93	hmm before/just after i came out, it was just about constant. whenever i was around people. in class, at beer bashes/orientation, on the bus... it sucked. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

10-17-2002, 03:24 AM	#22
Squashing Pineapples Banned Location: I'm outta here! Posts: 2,774	In the bus and when I'm waking up.

10-17-2002, 08:26 AM	#23
relaxor! Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 3,688	I'm glad I could make this thread possible. Anyways, it always happened to me as I got off the bus in the morning. Someone once told me that dramatic temperature shifts can cause erections, so I guess getting off of the warm bus and walking into the cold halls did it for me. Nearly every fucking morning of freshman year. I wore this big ass sweatshirt, and would put my hands in the front pocket and pull it way down over my...pants area. It was horrible, but I wore it every day for that walk to English. Fuck, this is stirring up old anger.

10-17-2002, 10:45 AM	#24
Crono Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 1,265	every fucking morning. i don't think i've missed one for years. other then that... it's just random. though if im daydreaming, not about sex, i tend to get one...

10-17-2002, 11:48 AM	#25
twilightfadez Socialphobic Location: Medellin, CO Posts: 10,511	yeah, what's up with morning wood? ponders

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