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Got a big weed stash
Pocket full of cash Just seen a big ol' ass It's Saturday OOH! OOH! (stickyickyicky) |
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Out fart the hottie!
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I have to work.
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I also have to work. But I'm a waiter so it's not really work.
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No Chance
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sunday here now
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Minion of Satan
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i'm at work too. can't do anything tonight either cos i'm doing a double shift tomorrow
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I'm sitting around naked.
But I should get dressed. I have a two hour bus ride coming up later today. |
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Socialphobic
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im going to joes house tonight to play snes and kick back like donkeys
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car wash cunt
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I'm going to party with my hoes ****** and stanky. It's gonna be tite.
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Minion of Satan
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I'm going to Comic Con. OOH! I am planning to see Angelina Jolie and Kevin Smith, at least.
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Demi-God
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I get that song mixed up with the one that goes "holla back young un, ooo! ooo!" Err... maybe it is the same song. I dunno.
Saturday... maybe I will see the boyfriend. I haven't even heard from him since last Sunday. :erm |
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Ownz
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I'm doing laundry and dishes and going to the grocery.
I have one cigarette. Psh. |
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Minion of Satan
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i have fuck all to do, that's why i'm here
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Socialphobic
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i can't find a lighter. i wanna smoke. my parents are coming home today. i still have some cleaning up to do. maybe if i clean up i'll find a lighter... ooh.
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I got my car back from the shop. Now my pocket isn't as full of cash as it used to be
. But my system was on blast and the cops did indeed pass, and I was fortunate to witness a rather impressive posterior.IT'S SATURDAY! OOH OOH! |
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Minion of Satan
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hey, im in the service industry. saturdays mean fuck all to me.
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Ownz
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******, food service will make you mean.
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Minion of Satan
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i dread saturdays. the owner usually comes in on saturdays and yells at me about everything i'm doing "wrong", when he knows jack shit about everything. all he did was inherit 19 stores from his daddy. i want to see all the burns on HIS forearms. that motherfucker.::cough:: |
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That sucks. Saturdays should be happy days.
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Socialphobic
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Minion of Satan
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we were really understaffed today too. the manager actually called people and told them not to come in. on a saturday morning. the busiest day of the week. i was running around like a headless chicken all morning because my manager can't fucking do scheduling for shit.
most of the time it's a really efficient operation, but when it's not, it's just a big circle jerk. |
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Apocalyptic Poster
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Shawna, you are always naked. You don't belong in Canada. You belong somewhere warm where you can be naked every day!
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Socialphobic
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Consume my pants.
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Mom I'm dyin'
I'm dizzy and fryin' My throat hurts I think I should stay in bed Cause I got some kind of disease And there are no remedies Think I should stay in bed today Maybe tomorrow go out and play It's Saturday With Ginseng And fresh squeezed juice Of wheat-grass Oh, and some hot chicken soup That just might keep me alive A couple days But I've got some kind of disease And there are no remedies Think I'll join Timothy Leary In a cryogenic freeze Next Saturday Yeah I've got some kind of disease And there are no remedies Shoulda listened when you said beware Of horny girls with New Jersey hair Last Saturday |
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