i can't take it anymore

[Samsa]

Originally posted by Mark LeDrew


That bit was very chuckle-worthy.



Yeah Suze, and you were such a WONDERFUL friend. Why if only i had lots of friends just like you my life would be so very enriched.

your life probably would be enriched by having a friend like me, just because one is better than none, now isn't it. i think you need to seriously take a look at yourself and wonder exactly why nobody wants to hire you or socialize with you. i can just imagine you attacking people in real life. 'yeah i was in church on sunday..' 'WHAT? you were in church? that is so fucking stupid. what a waste of time' 'actually i like going to church because..' 'WHAT? you like going to church? bullshit. you are so full of shit it isn't even funny'

because that is seriously the way you behave and if you don't realize that then YOU are deluded.

[Affect]

Originally posted by Samsa


sobering up 12 shots of vodka in what, 2 hours?

*thinks*

oh and if it really was just a long period of time that elapsed between you drinking all that liquor and driving home then it would just be proof of how full of shit you are, considering your original post was about how you are such a heavy-weight that you can drink 12 shots of vodka and feel sober enough to drive home. yet if you'd just had enough time to sober up enough then it would make your bragging rights completely pointless and therefore deny you of any credibility whatsoever. but it's just the internet, right?

and calling it as it is? doesn't matter. it's still pointless online drama. right?

Yeah, it was more like an hour and a half. Hit the sobriety test with my friend. Passed. and then I was on my way. It was four triples with tonic.