mothafuck

[Samsa]

so. apparently there was supposed to be some breakfast get-together at 8 am because uva had their fall break last week and some people had class so we had to have breakfast early well this neighbor of mine who actually goes to school with me went over with me and no on eelse showed up! lol. so the two of us, who DIDN'T have to have breakfast so mofucking early were the only ones there! and to top it all off we go to the same school and it's not like we don't see each other every mwf when i see her getting out of class before i go to class approximately 3 doors down. lol. but it wasn't so bad cuz we hadn't really talked much and we talked about classes and stuff and what we wanna major in i dunno it wasn't bad. it was just fucking weird. we suspect plans got changed last minute to lunch at this cofefe place. i'm getting my haircut at 12 i can't go (thank god . lol. i am so antisocial) so yeah. but then she dropped me off at home and i'm all hm

yeah i notice my dad's car's gone so i start saying 'MOTHERFUCK IT MOTHERFUCK IG' cuz the door is fucking locked it's 50 degrees and i can't get in my house! now my neighbor across the street has a key but it was only like 9 by then and i didn't wanna go knocking on her door plus i didn't want her to like cross-examine me about the cello so i ran to this girl's house and her mom answered the door and i'm all 'um i'm locked out can i use your phone?' lol. so i call my dad and i'm all 'hi daddy. you locked me out.' and he's all 'WHAT? YOU DIDN'T HAVE YOUR KEY?' and i'm all 'no i didn't take my keys' and he's all 'HONEY I HAVE TO WORK' and i'm all 'i didn't know you were leaving!' cuz holy fuck he's ALWYAS home i don't know his fucking office hours or anything and he's all 'well i gotta teach there's nothing i can do' but then he remembered there may be a spare key SOMEWHERE on our deck so i run home and i HATE running in the cold it always gives me a headache and i find the key and i get in. and the phone rings and it's that across-the strreet neighbor! she saw me out teh window and i'm still sort of gasping from running up and down this h ill and she's asking me all these questions it was nice though i hope i was friendly enough. ha ha and i told her i got locked out though and she was all 'WHAT? AND YOU DIDNT' COME OVER' and i was all 'i was scared you wouldn't be awake!' which really is true i hope she believed me. yeah. my dad ALWYAS locks me out. motherfuck. well now i know where the spare key is so it's not so bad.

[Samsa]

cuz i used to always get locked out. especially on thursdays cuz i'd go across the street for a cello lesson and duh why would i take my keys to go across the street nad sometimes i'd come home and my dad would be gone and he'd have locked the door and i'd have to run back across the street and ha i know where my key is i had to do that so many times and get my key and unlock the door and run back . yeah. my dad