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Old 07-01-2003, 06:59 PM   #31
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good gracious!

anyway. isnt there some surgery that can make you taller? i think i saw it on television.


 
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Old 07-01-2003, 07:00 PM   #32
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Old 07-01-2003, 07:01 PM   #33
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good gracious!
ha, but i'm still the tallest

there was this girl from austria that followed a year at the university i'm studying, and the thing she said she'd always remember from the netherlands would be all those tall people

 
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Old 07-01-2003, 07:03 PM   #34
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Old 07-01-2003, 07:06 PM   #35
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Old 07-01-2003, 07:10 PM   #36
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5' 1"
*bounces you like a basketball*

 
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Old 07-01-2003, 07:12 PM   #37
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*bounces you like a basketball*
*kicks your penis*

 
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Old 07-01-2003, 07:14 PM   #38
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5'9", but I'm gonna lie and say 5'10"

 
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Old 07-01-2003, 07:14 PM   #39
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anyway. isnt there some surgery that can make you taller? i think i saw it on television.
i'd sign up! i'm 5'5" and plagued with a family of tall people.
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Old 07-01-2003, 07:15 PM   #40
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*kicks your penis*
Oh I see, thai boxing eh?

 
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Old 07-01-2003, 07:15 PM   #41
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There are special leg braces you would wear that extend your legs. I need some so I can be as tall as Holly.

I'm not posting my height

 
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Old 07-01-2003, 07:15 PM   #42
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You could go into space! You grow 2 inches on average, and I think it's permanent. Well, there's always The Rack

 
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Old 07-01-2003, 07:16 PM   #43
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Oh I see, thai boxing eh?
listen d-yus jey. chupas mis huevos.

 
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Old 07-01-2003, 07:18 PM   #44
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listen d-yus jey. chupas mis huevos.
Sorry, what? I can't hear you down there. Mas alta, por favor

 
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Old 07-01-2003, 07:21 PM   #45
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There are special leg braces you would wear that extend your legs. I need some so I can be as tall as Holly.

I'm not posting my height
Julio's 5'7"


I'm 5'10"

 
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Old 07-01-2003, 07:22 PM   #46
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Sorry, what? I can't hear you down there. Mas alta, por favor
im going to kill you.

 
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Old 07-01-2003, 07:26 PM   #47
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im going to kill you.
I'll stay out of tall grass. Well, any grass really, just to be sure

 
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Old 07-01-2003, 07:28 PM   #48
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i'd sign up! i'm 5'5" and plagued with a family of tall people.
yep, thats me. all other women are at least 5'9", all males are at least 6'2". except for my ten yr old cousin. :/

 
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Old 07-01-2003, 07:28 PM   #49
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I'll stay out of tall grass. Well, any grass really, just to be sure
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Old 07-01-2003, 07:33 PM   #50
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I'll stay out of tall grass. Well, any grass really, just to be sure
really. 5' 1" isnt THAT bad, is it? you're giving me a complex.

 
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Old 07-01-2003, 07:35 PM   #51
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yep, thats me. all other women are at least 5'9", all males are at least 6'2". except for my ten yr old cousin. :/
my little brothers are 6'4" and 6'5". when we're out together it looks like i'm flanked by bodyguards. and my mom says she likes when i wear shoes with big heels cause then she can look me in the eyes when we talk.

 
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Old 07-01-2003, 07:36 PM   #52
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really. 5' 1" isnt THAT bad, is it? you're giving me a complex.
boNN is five feet nothing!

 
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Old 07-01-2003, 07:41 PM   #53
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I see you there sleeping. You look so very sexy laying naked next to me. I just have to reach out my hand and touch you. Sliding my hand up and down your back. You stir and moan quietly at my touch. I love hearing you moan, it gets me hard instantly. I continue touching you. You roll over in your sleep and give me access to your chest and belly. I run my fingers all over it. Tracing your nipples with a single finger. Running my hand between your breasts and down to your belly. I uncover you and watch you silently. I lean down and kiss your hip lightly. You stir and I stop, I make a game of it. What can I do to you before you wake. I kiss you hips, your belly, your belly button. I suck a nipple into my mouth, they both stick out. I kiss and suck the other. You are stirring more and more and your breathing is getting heavy. I watch your chest rise and fall. I know you will wake soon so I get more daring. I pull back the covers and run my finger up and down your pussy. You get wet fast. I wonder what you are dreaming. I slide a finger inside and you spread for me. You run your hands up and down your body, moaning. Your eyes are closed. Are you awake? I lean down and kiss your pussy. You moan but don't move. I crawl between your sleep and start to lick lightly up and down your pussy. Not pushing inside just teasing. You are playing with your breasts, squeezing them, touching them. You must be awake by now. But you say nothing. Your eyes are still closed. I spread your pussy lips and push my tongue inside, you take a deep breath and run your hands down your belly. I flick my tongue lightly. You are moaning more and more but it is very light. I push my tongue deep and you gasp again. I flick my tongue over your clit fast, then in long slow circles. I slide a finger inside you and you moan loud, your hands run to my head and you pull me hard against your pussy. I work my finger in and out of you slowly and suck hard on your clit, pressing my tongue against it, urging more moans from your lips. You open your eyes and smile at me, pulling me by my hair closer to your pussy, I slide out my finger and push my tongue inside you and tongue fuck you. You pull my hair and grind yourself against me. Working your pussy harder and harder against my face you tell me you are about to cum and I press my tongue hard against your clit, you scream and lift your hips up and have an intense orgasm, I can taste you on my tongue. You hold me against your pussy as you writhe and moan. You let go and look down at me.

 
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Old 07-01-2003, 07:42 PM   #54
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Old 07-01-2003, 07:50 PM   #55
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really. 5' 1" isnt THAT bad, is it? you're giving me a complex.
Aww c'mon, I'm just kidding around. Petite is good

 
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Old 07-01-2003, 07:58 PM   #56
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Aww c'mon, I'm just kidding around. Petite is good
i thought more cushion for the pushin'. no?

 
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Old 07-01-2003, 07:59 PM   #57
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more cushion for the pushin'
you rang?

 
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Old 07-01-2003, 08:04 PM   #58
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here's me and my old man.

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Old 07-01-2003, 08:08 PM   #59
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Old 07-01-2003, 08:17 PM   #60
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