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Pledge
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i'm suicidally bored.
1. WHAT IS YOUR FULL NAME? sarah marie olzawski 2. WHAT COLOR PANTS ARE YOU WEARING? black 3. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? zwan-dallas, 4/15. i was at this show. 4. WHAT ARE THE LAST 4 DIGITS OF YOUR PHONE NUMBER? 0675. 5. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? meat loaf. mmm. 6. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? cornflower. 7. HOW IS THE WEATHER RIGHT NOW? cool and muggy and cloudy. 8. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? anthony. 9. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX? sense of humor. 10. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT YOU THIS? 11. HOW ARE YOU TODAY? shitty. 12. FAVORITE DRINK? cherry limeades 13. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK? cranberry juice and absolut mandarin 14. FAVORITE SPORTS? i like to watch football and hockey. 15. HAIR COLOR? dirty blond/brown/red...hard to describe. 16. EYE COLOR? green. 17. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? not anymore, mostly glasses. 18. SIBLINGS AND THEIR AGES? rachael, 18. 19. FAVORITE MONTH? december. 20. FAVORITE FOOD? italian. 21. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? amelie, it was on tv. 22. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? my birthday. 23. ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT? i don't have to, i have a boyfriend. 24. SUMMER OR WINTER? winter. 25. HUGS O R KISSES? hugs. 26. RELATIONSHIPS OR CASUAL DATING? what do you think? i've been dating anthony for over 2 years. 27. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? chocolate. 28. LIVING ARRANGEMENTS? i live in a house with a girl i hate. i just gave my landlord notice that i'm breaking my lease 4 months early so i can move out and recover my sanity. 29. WHAT BOOKS ARE YOU READING? i keep meaning to start the sequel to bridget jones. 30. WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? uh, i'm at anthony's, so it's YODA. 31.WHAT DID YOU DO LAST NIGHT? drove around and looked for apartments, hated my life, avoided my roommate, the usual. 32. FAVORITE SMELLS? chocolate. 33. WHAT INSPIRES YOU? not much these days. 34. BUTTERED, PLAIN, OR SALTED POPCORN? plain, or lightly buttered. 35. FAVORITE CAR? i crave a 2003 civic honda hybrid. 36. FAVORITE FLOWER? lysianthus. 37. HOW MANY KEYS ON YOUR KEY RING? dude, i don't know. like 5 or something? 38. CAN YOU JUGGLE? IF YES HOW MANY? nope. 39. FAVORITE DAY(s) OF THE WEEK? friday. 40. RED OR WHITE WINE? white. 41. WHAT DID YOU DO FOR YOUR LAST BIRTHDAY? went to an opera with anthony. 42. DO YOU OWN A DONOR CARD? a what? 43. WHAT ARE YOUR LIFETIME GOALS? have a job that doesn't suck, have a nice family. 44. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING? fuck, i have to work AGAIN. 45. WILL YOU ENGAGE IN FELLATIO WITH MATT? no. sarah |
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Minion of Satan
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1. WHAT IS YOUR FULL NAME? Aaron Bitter
2. WHAT COLOR PANTS ARE YOU WEARING? Black slacks. 3. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? 10,000 Maniacs - Can't Ignore the Train 4. WHAT ARE THE LAST 4 DIGITS OF YOUR PHONE NUMBER? 6169 5. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? Pizza Hut 6. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? Purple 7. HOW IS THE WEATHER RIGHT NOW? Hot as fuck and kind of sticky 8. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? Beth 9. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX? Face. Duh! 10. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT YOU THIS? Ihaman has something to do with this. 11. HOW ARE YOU TODAY? A little on edge 12. FAVORITE DRINK? Long Island 13. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK? Wild Turkey or Guiness 14. FAVORITE SPORTS? Baseball/Hockey/Soccer/Basketball/Football 15. HAIR COLOR? Jet black 16. EYE COLOR? Brown 17. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? No 18. SIBLINGS AND THEIR AGES? Adam, 21 19. FAVORITE MONTH? June 20. FAVORITE FOOD? Gnochi 21. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? Capturing the Friedmans 22. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? Thanksgiving 23. ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT? Not usually. Sometimes though. 24. SUMMER OR WINTER? Summer 25. HUGS OR KISSES? How's that Tenacious D song go? 26. RELATIONSHIPS OR CASUAL DATING? Relationship 27. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? Neither 28. LIVING ARRANGEMENTS? Rent apartment with high school cronie. 29. WHAT BOOKS ARE YOU READING? None. Oops. 30. WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? The Marines. 31.WHAT DID YOU DO LAST NIGHT? Worked overtime and went to sleep insanely early to recover from weekend. 32. FAVORITE SMELLS? Good girls' perfume, Italian food, Rain. 33. WHAT INSPIRES YOU? Knowing people with more potential then me, who threw their life down the fucking toilet. 34. BUTTERED, PLAIN, OR SALTED POPCORN? Layered butter 35. FAVORITE CAR? 2003 Range Rover 36. FAVORITE FLOWER? Huh. 37. HOW MANY KEYS ON YOUR KEY RING? 7 38. CAN YOU JUGGLE? IF YES HOW MANY? nope 39. FAVORITE DAY(s) OF THE WEEK? Saturday 40. RED OR WHITE WINE? red 41. WHAT DID YOU DO FOR YOUR LAST BIRTHDAY? went out and got fairly hammered on Juneteenth. 42. DO YOU OWN A DONOR CARD? no 43. WHAT ARE YOUR LIFETIME GOALS? Non-divorced, non-miserable lawyer 44. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING? Depends on the morning. This morning "this is crazy, I don't feel like shit at 7am for a change." 45. WILL YOU ENGAGE IN FELLATIO WITH MATT? Only if he promised to never post on Netphoria again. Last edited by Boner : 07-01-2003 at 10:20 PM. |
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Apocalyptic Poster
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1. WHAT IS YOUR FULL NAME? Daniel Z. Wang http://forums.netphoria.org/wwwboard/icons/icon12.gif
2. WHAT COLOR PANTS ARE YOU WEARING? black trousers 3. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? the thrills - big sur 4. WHAT ARE THE LAST 4 DIGITS OF YOUR PHONE NUMBER? 9969 5. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? A pig meat sandwich 6. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? blue 7. HOW IS THE WEATHER RIGHT NOW? a little chilly 8. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? some dude called dave 9. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX? erm, their face? 10. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT YOU THIS? he's tolerable. 11. HOW ARE YOU TODAY? bored 12. FAVORITE DRINK? fruit juice 13. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK? stella 14. FAVORITE SPORTS? tennis 15. HAIR COLOR? v. dark brown 16. EYE COLOR? brown 17. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? no 18. SIBLINGS AND THEIR AGES? lisa - 18 19. FAVORITE MONTH? july/august 20. FAVORITE FOOD? chinese 21. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? big trouble in little china. One of the main characters is called "wang". 22. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? Er, my birthday? fuck knows. 23. ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT? yeah. 24. SUMMER OR WINTER? summer 25. HUGS O R KISSES? kisses 26. RELATIONSHIPS OR CASUAL DATING? relationships 27. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? chocolate 28. LIVING ARRANGEMENTS? on my own most of the time. 29. WHAT BOOKS ARE YOU READING? nothing by Mike Meup 30. WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? my mouse. and stupid 'tiny' logo 31.WHAT DID YOU DO LAST NIGHT? posted on netphoria. 32. FAVORITE SMELLS? food 33. WHAT INSPIRES YOU? music. watching people perform. etc. 34. BUTTERED, PLAIN, OR SALTED POPCORN? erm, caramel 35. FAVORITE CAR? don't have one. 36. FAVORITE FLOWER? don't have one. 37. HOW MANY KEYS ON YOUR KEY RING? about 6 38. CAN YOU JUGGLE? IF YES HOW MANY? 2 (but i can do that with one hand!1)39. FAVORITE DAY(s) OF THE WEEK? saturday/sunday 40. RED OR WHITE WINE? white 41. WHAT DID YOU DO FOR YOUR LAST BIRTHDAY? got wasted 42. DO YOU OWN A DONOR CARD? no 43. WHAT ARE YOUR LIFETIME GOALS? i want to breakdance 44. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING? get out of bed. 45. WILL YOU ENGAGE IN FELLATIO WITH MATT? no thank you. Last edited by wangcomputers : 07-01-2003 at 10:13 PM. |
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1. WHAT IS YOUR FULL NAME? jimmy dix
2. WHAT COLOR PANTS ARE YOU WEARING? gray shorts 3. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? the cubs game 4. WHAT ARE THE LAST 4 DIGITS OF YOUR PHONE NUMBER? 666 5. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? sausage and beef combo with hot peppers (why does that sound so gay?) 6. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? blue\black 7. HOW IS THE WEATHER RIGHT NOW? fuck i know. im inside. 8. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? a wrong number. someone looking for hazel. 9. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX? that they want nothing to do with me. 10. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT YOU THIS? no one sent me this. i found it inside this shitty thread. 11. HOW ARE YOU TODAY? okay 12. FAVORITE DRINK? water 13. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK? usually beer (mgd) 14. FAVORITE SPORTS? basketball 15. HAIR COLOR? blonde 16. EYE COLOR? dark green 17. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? no 18. SIBLINGS AND THEIR AGES? sister - 23 19. FAVORITE MONTH? whatever 20. FAVORITE FOOD? tie between mexican and italian 21. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? hulk or italian job...im not sure 22. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? whatever 23. ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT? yup 24. SUMMER OR WINTER? winter 25. HUGS O R KISSES? fisting 26. RELATIONSHIPS OR CASUAL DATING? fucking 27. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? chocolate 28. LIVING ARRANGEMENTS? could be better 29. WHAT BOOKS ARE YOU READING? a friends book of poetry 30. WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? a dog 31.WHAT DID YOU DO LAST NIGHT? watched tv 32. FAVORITE SMELLS? jasmine incents 33. WHAT INSPIRES YOU? music, people, weather, the past, future 34. BUTTERED, PLAIN, OR SALTED POPCORN? buttuh 35. FAVORITE CAR? anything that gets me from a - b 36. FAVORITE FLOWER? fu 37. HOW MANY KEYS ON YOUR KEY RING? i don't have a key ring 38. CAN YOU JUGGLE? IF YES HOW MANY? no. 39. FAVORITE DAY(s) OF THE WEEK? sunday 40. RED OR WHITE WINE? no 41. WHAT DID YOU DO FOR YOUR LAST BIRTHDAY? i dont remember. hung with friends(?) 42. DO YOU OWN A DONOR CARD? no 43. WHAT ARE YOUR LIFETIME GOALS? i dont even know what im doing 2morrow 44. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING? oh yeah, another day. oh yeah, what a waste. =o\ 45. WILL YOU ENGAGE IN FELLATIO WITH MATT? id like to engage a c0ck full of aids into his ass. |
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Braindead
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1. WHAT IS YOUR FULL NAME? otoniel calderon
2. WHAT COLOR PANTS ARE YOU WEARING? black 3. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? interpol 4. WHAT ARE THE LAST 4 DIGITS OF YOUR PHONE NUMBER? 9111 5. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? a donut 6. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? teal 7. HOW IS THE WEATHER RIGHT NOW? cloudy 8. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? my friend angela 9. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX? nothing. i only notice the same sex. 10. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT YOU THIS? eh. 11. HOW ARE YOU TODAY? sleepy 12. FAVORITE DRINK? this mexican red punch juice 13. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK? screwdriver 14. FAVORITE SPORTS? n/a 15. HAIR COLOR? black 16. EYE COLOR? brown 17. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? yes 18. SIBLINGS AND THEIR AGES? 2 bros, 1 sis, they're old 19. FAVORITE MONTH? the first autumn month...sept ? 20. FAVORITE FOOD? chicken fajitas 21. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? 28 days later 22. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? none. 23. ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT? yes. 24. SUMMER OR WINTER? winter 25. HUGS O R KISSES? hugs 26. RELATIONSHIPS OR CASUAL DATING? none. 27. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? chocolate. 28. LIVING ARRANGEMENTS? with parents for summer 29. WHAT BOOKS ARE YOU READING? on the road by jack kerouac, the ayn rand lexicon, & business & society for my business ethics class 30. WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? ugh...best looking boy gave it to me...it sais el paso ?? 31.WHAT DID YOU DO LAST NIGHT? talked on the phone with angela 32. FAVORITE SMELLS? most fruit smells 33. WHAT INSPIRES YOU? music 34. BUTTERED, PLAIN, OR SALTED POPCORN? buttered 35. FAVORITE CAR? i want a p.t. cruiser 36. FAVORITE FLOWER? daisy 37. HOW MANY KEYS ON YOUR KEY RING? like 7 ? 38. CAN YOU JUGGLE? IF YES HOW MANY? don't know 39. FAVORITE DAY(s) OF THE WEEK? sunday 40. RED OR WHITE WINE? white 41. WHAT DID YOU DO FOR YOUR LAST BIRTHDAY? nothing. my friends took me out that weekend though. 42. DO YOU OWN A DONOR CARD? no. 43. WHAT ARE YOUR LIFETIME GOALS? to be successful (make $$$) without giving up on my morals (being honest & loyal) in the music biz. 44. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING? damn. i woke up. 45. WILL YOU ENGAGE IN FELLATIO WITH MATT? no. |
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Minion of Satan
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1. WHAT IS YOUR FULL NAME? Mark Thomas Brown
2. WHAT COLOR PANTS ARE YOU WEARING? Blue 3. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? The Mars Volta 4. WHAT ARE THE LAST 4 DIGITS OF YOUR PHONE NUMBER? 9065 5. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? Spaghetti 6. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? Some shade of blue 7. HOW IS THE WEATHER RIGHT NOW? Hot 8. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? My dad 9. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX? Eyes 10. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT YOU THIS? Uhhhh 11. HOW ARE YOU TODAY? Alright 12. FAVORITE DRINK? Not sure 13. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK? Pfthh 14. FAVORITE SPORTS? Uhh..snowboarding? 15. HAIR COLOR? Dark Brown 16. EYE COLOR? Brown 17. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? No 18. SIBLINGS AND THEIR AGES? Zach-19, Ethan-4 19. FAVORITE MONTH? Not sure 20. FAVORITE FOOD? Pizza and fried chicken 21. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? The Hulk 22. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? Not sure 23. ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT? Most of the time, yeah 24. SUMMER OR WINTER? They both have their advantages and disadvantages 25. HUGS O R KISSES? Both at the same time 26. RELATIONSHIPS OR CASUAL DATING? Relationships 27. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? Vanilla, because I am weird 28. LIVING ARRANGEMENTS? with parents 29. WHAT BOOKS ARE YOU READING? Hammer of the Gods 30. WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? It's a generic white mousepad 31.WHAT DID YOU DO LAST NIGHT? Posted on netphoria 32. FAVORITE SMELLS? New car smell ownz 33. WHAT INSPIRES YOU? uhh...music 34. BUTTERED, PLAIN, OR SALTED POPCORN? buttered 35. FAVORITE CAR? lambroghini countach ![]() 36. FAVORITE FLOWER? dunno 37. HOW MANY KEYS ON YOUR KEY RING? no key ring 38. CAN YOU JUGGLE? IF YES HOW MANY? no 39. FAVORITE DAY(s) OF THE WEEK? friday and saturday 40. RED OR WHITE WINE? dunno 41. WHAT DID YOU DO FOR YOUR LAST BIRTHDAY? stayed at home 42. DO YOU OWN A DONOR CARD? no 43. WHAT ARE YOUR LIFETIME GOALS? uhh..not sure 44. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING? "damn... i need to pee" 45. WILL YOU ENGAGE IN FELLATIO WITH MATT? only in habbo hotel |
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i would've actually read all the responses if the questions weren't typed in all caps. tsk tsk.
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Ownz
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1. WHAT IS YOUR FULL NAME?
Allison Morningsong Cesaro 2. WHAT COLOR PANTS ARE YOU WEARING? blue jeans 3. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? depeche mode - the things you said 4. WHAT ARE THE LAST 4 DIGITS OF YOUR PHONE NUMBER? 8706 5. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? Wendy's fries and chicken nuggets 6. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? PURPLE! 7. HOW IS THE WEATHER RIGHT NOW? absolutely beautiful, kinda cool and windy 8. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? my friend Fish 9. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX? how they're dressed 10. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT YOU THIS? I don't like anybody 11. HOW ARE YOU TODAY? Very good! 12. FAVORITE DRINK? water 13. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK? rum, taken straight like a man 14. FAVORITE SPORTS? scissorfights 15. HAIR COLOR? black with burgundy streaks 16. EYE COLOR? blue/gray/green 17. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? no 18. SIBLINGS AND THEIR AGES? Nick is 15 19. FAVORITE MONTH? I don't have one 20. FAVORITE FOOD? chicken fingers with honey mustard dip 21. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? fools rush in 22. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? halloween 23. ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT? no 24. SUMMER OR WINTER? summer 25. HUGS O R KISSES? kisses 26. RELATIONSHIPS OR CASUAL DATING? neither, fuck that shit, single and loving it 27. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? chocolate 28. LIVING ARRANGEMENTS? I share a 4 bedroom 2.5 bathroom house with 3 female roommates 29. WHAT BOOKS ARE YOU READING? Woman on the edge of time by Marge Piercy 30. WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? I don't have a mouse pad 31.WHAT DID YOU DO LAST NIGHT? I don't remember most of it but from what I can gather I got drunk and went to the goth club 32. FAVORITE SMELLS? fresh marijuana, my versace perfume, lilacs 33. WHAT INSPIRES YOU? my panoramic view of beautiful San Francisco at night and very early in the morning 34. BUTTERED, PLAIN, OR SALTED POPCORN? butter, baby 35. FAVORITE CAR? old volkswagens 36. FAVORITE FLOWER? red roses 37. HOW MANY KEYS ON YOUR KEY RING? 2 38. CAN YOU JUGGLE? IF YES HOW MANY? no 39. FAVORITE DAY(s) OF THE WEEK? mondays are usually pretty good 40. RED OR WHITE WINE? red, red wine 41. WHAT DID YOU DO FOR YOUR LAST BIRTHDAY? I don't remember, probably nothing 42. DO YOU OWN A DONOR CARD? no 43. WHAT ARE YOUR LIFETIME GOALS? become a rock star and/or successful fashion designer get married, have a couple kids and all that bullcrap travel the world in search of the finest marijuana become a connoisseur of everything 44. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING? "What did I do last night and how did I get here?" 45. WILL YOU ENGAGE IN FELLATIO WITH MATT? hmm... I'm gonna have to pass on that one
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let's see your penis!
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1. WHAT IS YOUR FULL NAME? Nathan Andrew Ellsworth
2. WHAT COLOR PANTS ARE YOU WEARING? khaki 3. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? Bright Eyes - From A Balance Beam 4. WHAT ARE THE LAST 4 DIGITS OF YOUR PHONE NUMBER? 6061 5. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? airheads 6. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? purple 7. HOW IS THE WEATHER RIGHT NOW? lovely 8. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? my manager at work 9. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX? tits 10. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT YOU THIS? loathe them 11. HOW ARE YOU TODAY? shitty 12. FAVORITE DRINK? water 13. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK? mike's 14. FAVORITE SPORTS? hockey football baseball basketball 15. HAIR COLOR? brahn 16. EYE COLOR? brahn 17. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? no 18. SIBLINGS AND THEIR AGES? 3 little sisters, 15,12,9 19. FAVORITE MONTH? december 20. FAVORITE FOOD? feces 21. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? mulholland dr 22. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? december 18 23. ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT? yes 24. SUMMER OR WINTER? winter 25. HUGS O R KISSES? neither 26. RELATIONSHIPS OR CASUAL DATING? neither 27. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? chocolate 28. LIVING ARRANGEMENTS? i'm dead 29. WHAT BOOKS ARE YOU READING? fuck reading 30. WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? local radio station logo 31.WHAT DID YOU DO LAST NIGHT? masturbated furiously for 5 hours before crying myself to sleep 32. FAVORITE SMELLS? cat shit 33. WHAT INSPIRES YOU? nothing 34. BUTTERED, PLAIN, OR SALTED POPCORN? buttered 35. FAVORITE CAR? fuck cars 36. FAVORITE FLOWER? fuck you 37. HOW MANY KEYS ON YOUR KEY RING? no key ring 38. CAN YOU JUGGLE? IF YES HOW MANY? no 39. FAVORITE DAY(s) OF THE WEEK? friday 40. RED OR WHITE WINE? white 41. WHAT DID YOU DO FOR YOUR LAST BIRTHDAY? saw the two towers on opening night 42. DO YOU OWN A DONOR CARD? yeah 43. WHAT ARE YOUR LIFETIME GOALS? to die 44. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING? i really gotta jack off 45. WILL YOU ENGAGE IN FELLATIO WITH MATT? oh god yes |
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Netflix Me
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1. WHAT IS YOUR FULL NAME? kimberly noel vanherk
2. WHAT COLOR PANTS ARE YOU WEARING? blue jeans 3. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? the weather network 4. WHAT ARE THE LAST 4 DIGITS OF YOUR PHONE NUMBER? 1526 5. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? popsicle 6. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? flesh 7. HOW IS THE WEATHER RIGHT NOW? sunny 8. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? chris' dad 9. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX? crotch 10. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT YOU THIS? yes 11. HOW ARE YOU TODAY? sore 12. FAVORITE DRINK? coke 13. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK? singapore sling 14. FAVORITE SPORTS? hockeu 15. HAIR COLOR? blonde 16. EYE COLOR? green 17. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? yes 18. SIBLINGS AND THEIR AGES? sister, 30; brother, 32 19. FAVORITE MONTH? september 20. FAVORITE FOOD? chocolate 21. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? finding nemo 22. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? christmas 23. ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT? no 24. SUMMER OR WINTER? summer 25. HUGS O R KISSES? hugs 26. RELATIONSHIPS OR CASUAL DATING? relationsihps 27. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? chocolate 28. LIVING ARRANGEMENTS? wtf 29. WHAT BOOKS ARE YOU READING? IT 30. WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? its pink 31.WHAT DID YOU DO LAST NIGHT? slept 32. FAVORITE SMELLS? cranberry, hugo boss:deep red 33. WHAT INSPIRES YOU? surveys like this 34. BUTTERED, PLAIN, OR SALTED POPCORN?all of the above 35. FAVORITE CAR? viper 36. FAVORITE FLOWER? tulip 37. HOW MANY KEYS ON YOUR KEY RING?like 6 38. CAN YOU JUGGLE? IF YES HOW MANY? 2 39. FAVORITE DAY(s) OF THE WEEK? friday 40. RED OR WHITE WINE? red 41. WHAT DID YOU DO FOR YOUR LAST BIRTHDAY? got drunk 42. DO YOU OWN A DONOR CARD? yes 43. WHAT ARE YOUR LIFETIME GOALS? to live 44. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING? fuck i dont want to get up 45. WILL YOU ENGAGE IN FELLATIO WITH MATT? if he was straight |
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Heroic Fist-flinging Tornado
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1. WHAT IS YOUR FULL NAME?
Eric Carmen Devlin 2. WHAT COLOR PANTS ARE YOU WEARING? green-ish 3. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? bad brains - pay to cum 4. WHAT ARE THE LAST 4 DIGITS OF YOUR PHONE NUMBER? 6538 5. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? corn 6. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? purple 7. HOW IS THE WEATHER RIGHT NOW? much too warm for my liking. 8. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? my girlfriend 9. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX? um face 10. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT YOU THIS? sure why not. 11. HOW ARE YOU TODAY? fine. kinda tired...you? 12. FAVORITE DRINK? i guess pepsi since thats what i drink most. 13. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK? sam adams octoberfest, heineken, screw drivers 14. FAVORITE SPORTS? hockey 15. HAIR COLOR? natural - auburn, dyed black 16. EYE COLOR? green-ish (much like my pants) 17. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? nah, glasses sometimes though 18. SIBLINGS AND THEIR AGES? sister, 19 19. FAVORITE MONTH? september 20. FAVORITE FOOD? ravioli i guess 21. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? 28 days later 22. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? probably christmas day 23. ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT? generally 24. SUMMER OR WINTER? winter definately 25. HUGS O R KISSES? kisses 26. RELATIONSHIPS OR CASUAL DATING? i've never been much of a "casual dater" 27. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? vanilla 28. LIVING ARRANGEMENTS? in a swell apartment with one of my oldest friends 29. WHAT BOOKS ARE YOU READING? currently in my 2nd time through Ishmael 30. WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? a gel wrist pad 31.WHAT DID YOU DO LAST NIGHT? nothing too thrilling sadly...made dinner, painted, watched some tv 32. FAVORITE SMELLS? my mother's pasta sauce, my girfriends shampoo, linoluem blocks 33. WHAT INSPIRES YOU? god i wish i knew, it would make my job a lot easier 34. BUTTERED, PLAIN, OR SALTED POPCORN? butter flavor topping 35. FAVORITE CAR? VW bus 36. FAVORITE FLOWER? i honestly don't think i have one 37. HOW MANY KEYS ON YOUR KEY RING? 7 38. CAN YOU JUGGLE? IF YES HOW MANY? nope! 39. FAVORITE DAY(s) OF THE WEEK? saturday 40. RED OR WHITE WINE? not into wine 41. WHAT DID YOU DO FOR YOUR LAST BIRTHDAY? went to waterfires and dinner with my girlfriend 42. DO YOU OWN A DONOR CARD? nope 43. WHAT ARE YOUR LIFETIME GOALS? to be able to support myself being a freelance illustrator 44. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING? "dammit" 45. WILL YOU ENGAGE IN FELLATIO WITH MATT? nah |
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1. WHAT IS YOUR FULL NAME? Eric Benjamin Hodosh
2. WHAT COLOR PANTS ARE YOU WEARING? olive green, i think 3. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? cave in - joy opposites 4. WHAT ARE THE LAST 4 DIGITS OF YOUR PHONE NUMBER? 9049 or 3336 5. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? chicken parmesean 6. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? olive green, i think 7. HOW IS THE WEATHER RIGHT NOW? nice. a little muggy 8. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? Mike, NinjaTurtle 9. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX? whether or not they are pretty. 10. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT YOU THIS? meh 11. HOW ARE YOU TODAY? a little kanfoosed. 12. FAVORITE DRINK? coca-cola 13. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK? rum and coke 14. FAVORITE SPORTS? baseball and football 15. HAIR COLOR? brown. with a bunch of greys. 16. EYE COLOR? brown. 17. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? no. that's enough bold. 18. SIBLINGS AND THEIR AGES? sister, 23 19. FAVORITE MONTH? october 20. FAVORITE FOOD? prime rib. medium rare. 21. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? house of 1,000 corpses 22. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? it changes every year 23. ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT? yes. 24. SUMMER OR WINTER? summer. 25. HUGS O R KISSES? hugs 26. RELATIONSHIPS OR CASUAL DATING? relationship 27. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? chocolate 28. LIVING ARRANGEMENTS? parents 29. WHAT BOOKS ARE YOU READING? none 30. WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? some hotel 31.WHAT DID YOU DO LAST NIGHT? i went to the driving range, chilled with my girlfriend, met up with a bunch of people. 32. FAVORITE SMELLS? marijuana. my cologne. 33. WHAT INSPIRES YOU? um, running out of time 34. BUTTERED, PLAIN, OR SALTED POPCORN? lightly salted 35. FAVORITE CAR? i dunno 36. FAVORITE FLOWER? i dunno. 37. HOW MANY KEYS ON YOUR KEY RING? 2 38. CAN YOU JUGGLE? IF YES HOW MANY? no 39. FAVORITE DAY(s) OF THE WEEK? sunday 40. RED OR WHITE WINE? white 41. WHAT DID YOU DO FOR YOUR LAST BIRTHDAY? i don't really remember 42. DO YOU OWN A DONOR CARD? no 43. WHAT ARE YOUR LIFETIME GOALS? arrrgrth 44. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING? fgesf 45. WILL YOU ENGAGE IN FELLATIO WITH MATT? grewg fgsdfgwe4qg |
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Minion of Satan
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1. WHAT IS YOUR FULL NAME? Ryan Jeffrey Matlock
2. WHAT COLOR PANTS ARE YOU WEARING? blue denim 3. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? "I Know It's Over" - The Smiths 4. WHAT ARE THE LAST 4 DIGITS OF YOUR PHONE NUMBER? 5268 5. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? raspberry smoothie 6. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? turquoise 7. HOW IS THE WEATHER RIGHT NOW? warm and lovely 8. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? my girlfriend 9. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX? hair 10. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT YOU THIS? I want to have lesbian sex with Matt in another life 11. HOW ARE YOU TODAY? I've been better, thanks 12. FAVORITE DRINK? cream soda 13. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK? I don't drink 'cos I'm lame and fifteen 14. FAVORITE SPORTS? professional Russian roulette 15. HAIR COLOR? dark brown with two red hairs and a couple blonde ones at any given point in time 16. EYE COLOR? also dark brown 17. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? no 18. SIBLINGS AND THEIR AGES? n/a 19. FAVORITE MONTH? October 20. FAVORITE FOOD? grilled halibut with avacado butter 21. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? The Saltan Sea 22. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? either Halloween or the winter soltice (I'm not wiccan or anything, though, I just dig autumn and early winter) 23. ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT? no (call me, bitch) 24. SUMMER OR WINTER? winter 25. HUGS OR KISSES? kisses 26. RELATIONSHIPS OR CASUAL DATING? relationships 27. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? strawberry 28. LIVING ARRANGEMENTS? small room filled with lots of neat-o things 29. WHAT BOOKS ARE YOU READING? Franny and Zooey and I'm about to start Metamorphosis 30. WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? my mouse! 31.WHAT DID YOU DO LAST NIGHT? hung out with my girlfriend and bought Metamorphosis 32. FAVORITE SMELLS? Christmas trees but i lack a good sense of smell 33. WHAT INSPIRES YOU? cattle prods 34. BUTTERED, PLAIN, OR SALTED POPCORN? popcorn...ick 35. FAVORITE CAR? John Travolta's in Pulp Fiction 36. FAVORITE FLOWER? cherry blossoms are pretty neat 37. HOW MANY KEYS ON YOUR KEY RING? two 38. CAN YOU JUGGLE? IF YES HOW MANY? nope 39. FAVORITE DAY(s) OF THE WEEK? Friday and Saturday 40. RED OR WHITE WINE? I wouldn't know 41. WHAT DID YOU DO FOR YOUR LAST BIRTHDAY? received money 42. DO YOU OWN A DONOR CARD? no, I'll look into that when I get my license in about six weeks 43. WHAT ARE YOUR LIFETIME GOALS? die happy 44. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING? I don't want to get up 45. WILL YOU ENGAGE IN FELLATIO WITH MATT? if he promises not to bust a nut in my eye |
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45. WILL YOU ENGAGE IN FELLATIO WITH MATT?
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1. WHAT IS YOUR FULL NAME? Eric John Toldi
2. WHAT COLOR PANTS ARE YOU WEARING? green and brown plaid pajamas 3. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? J Masic and the Fog - Set Us Free 4. WHAT ARE THE LAST 4 DIGITS OF YOUR PHONE NUMBER? 0012 5. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? chicken tikka masala 6. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? dark grey 7. HOW IS THE WEATHER RIGHT NOW? a little chilly, but otherwise clear and nice 8. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? Jeremy 9. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX? the prettiness of their face 10. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT YOU THIS? yep 11. HOW ARE YOU TODAY? pleased 12. FAVORITE DRINK? mint chocolate chip shake 13. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK? um, beer 14. FAVORITE SPORTS? frisbee and basketball 15. HAIR COLOR? brown 16. EYE COLOR? green and brown, split 17. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? nope 18. SIBLINGS AND THEIR AGES? two half sisters: one a year and a half, one 6 months in utero 19. FAVORITE MONTH? March 20. FAVORITE FOOD? steamed rice I guess 21. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? Holes 22. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? December 27th 23. ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT? usually, but that recently was amended 24. SUMMER OR WINTER? winter 25. HUGS O R KISSES? hugs 26. RELATIONSHIPS OR CASUAL DATING? relationship 27. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? chocolate 28. LIVING ARRANGEMENTS? my parent's house 29. WHAT BOOKS ARE YOU READING? Loser by Jerry Spinelli, and Dark River by Louis Owens 30. WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? a kitten 31.WHAT DID YOU DO LAST NIGHT? played Warcraft III with three of my friends and ate sushi 32. FAVORITE SMELLS? caramel 33. WHAT INSPIRES YOU? writing and writers 34. BUTTERED, PLAIN, OR SALTED POPCORN? plain, if it's good 35. FAVORITE CAR? Subaru Legacy babee 36. FAVORITE FLOWER? tulip 37. HOW MANY KEYS ON YOUR KEY RING? 2 38. CAN YOU JUGGLE? IF YES HOW MANY? nope 39. FAVORITE DAY(s) OF THE WEEK? tuesday 40. RED OR WHITE WINE? white 41. WHAT DID YOU DO FOR YOUR LAST BIRTHDAY? had a split birthday with my dad and grandma and her house in Carmel 42. DO YOU OWN A DONOR CARD? nope 43. WHAT ARE YOUR LIFETIME GOALS? to write a novel that I'm totally pleased with 44. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING? I hope I'm not late 45. WILL YOU ENGAGE IN FELLATIO WITH MATT? nope |
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Apocalyptic Poster
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1. WHAT IS YOUR FULL NAME? Lisa Michelle Carhart
2. WHAT COLOR PANTS ARE YOU WEARING? tan 3. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? Something on VH1 4. WHAT ARE THE LAST 4 DIGITS OF YOUR PHONE NUMBER? 3654 5. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? watermelon 6. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? red 7. HOW IS THE WEATHER RIGHT NOW? It's probably cool outside 8. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? my boyfriend 9. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX? eyes 10. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT YOU THIS? I guess so 11. HOW ARE YOU TODAY? tired 12. FAVORITE DRINK? strawberry margarita 13. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK? see above 14. FAVORITE SPORTS? baseball 15. HAIR COLOR? brown, but will be red tomorrow 16. EYE COLOR? green 17. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? yup 18. SIBLINGS AND THEIR AGES? one brother, 16 yrs old 19. FAVORITE MONTH? May 20. FAVORITE FOOD? probably something Italian 21. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? The Wedding Singer 22. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? January 30 23. ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT? not really 24. SUMMER OR WINTER? summer 25. HUGS O R KISSES? hugs 26. RELATIONSHIPS OR CASUAL DATING? relationship 27. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? chocolate 28. LIVING ARRANGEMENTS? moving in w/ my boyfriend on Saturday 29. WHAT BOOKS ARE YOU READING? High Fidelity by Nick Hornby 30. WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? the Tazmanian Devil 31.WHAT DID YOU DO LAST NIGHT? watched the A's game 32. FAVORITE SMELLS? new car smell, fruity candles 33. WHAT INSPIRES YOU? musicians that I like 34. BUTTERED, PLAIN, OR SALTED POPCORN? buttered 35. FAVORITE CAR? Dodge Viper 36. FAVORITE FLOWER? a calilily (sp?) 37. HOW MANY KEYS ON YOUR KEY RING? 4 38. CAN YOU JUGGLE? IF YES HOW MANY? nope 39. FAVORITE DAY(s) OF THE WEEK? friday 40. RED OR WHITE WINE? white 41. WHAT DID YOU DO FOR YOUR LAST BIRTHDAY? Went to Vegas with a bunch of friends 42. DO YOU OWN A DONOR CARD? nope 43. WHAT ARE YOUR LIFETIME GOALS? to teach elementary school for a few years, then have a bunch of kids 44. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING? Dammit, I slept too late again 45. WILL YOU ENGAGE IN FELLATIO WITH MATT? nope |
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1. WHAT IS YOUR FULL NAME? ****** elizabeth gonzales
2. WHAT COLOR PANTS ARE YOU WEARING? purple 4. WHAT ARE THE LAST 4 DIGITS OF YOUR PHONE NUMBER?8534 5. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? mango 8. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? gogo 9. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX? arms 12. FAVORITE DRINK? milk 13. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK? liquid plastic... haahah. 15. HAIR COLOR?brown 16. EYE COLOR? brown.. boooring 17. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? no 18. SIBLINGS AND THEIR AGES? johnnie- 7 brian- 21 19. FAVORITE MONTH? december 21. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED?the bourne identity 22. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? earth day. 24. SUMMER OR WINTER? winter 27. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? chocolate 29. WHAT BOOKS ARE YOU READING? harry potter 32. FAVORITE SMELLS? cut grass, vaccuumed carpet, cookies baking 34. BUTTERED, PLAIN, OR SALTED POPCORN?buttered 39. FAVORITE DAY(s) OF THE WEEK? saturday 41. WHAT DID YOU DO FOR YOUR LAST BIRTHDAY? got high with a little help from my friends... and threw up swordfish 44. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING? ugh. i hate my birds so much. 45. WILL YOU ENGAGE IN FELLATIO WITH MATT?absolutely! |
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1. WHAT IS YOUR FULL NAME? Steve
2. WHAT COLOR PANTS ARE YOU WEARING? no pants 3. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? the air 4. WHAT ARE THE LAST 4 DIGITS OF YOUR PHONE NUMBER? 9477 5. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? beans 6. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? blue 7. HOW IS THE WEATHER RIGHT NOW? brisk 8. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? alex 9. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX? Their face 10. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT YOU THIS? n/a 11. HOW ARE YOU TODAY? ok 12. FAVORITE DRINK? coke 13. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK? n/a 14. FAVORITE SPORTS? baseball, basketball, football 15. HAIR COLOR? black 16. EYE COLOR? black 17. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? no 18. SIBLINGS AND THEIR AGES? oh man,..not going to bother 19. FAVORITE MONTH? january 20. FAVORITE FOOD? pizza? 21. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? the hulk,..yuck 22. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? none 23. ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT? yes 24. SUMMER OR WINTER? winter 25. HUGS O R KISSES? both 26. RELATIONSHIPS OR CASUAL DATING? relationship 27. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? vanilla 28. LIVING ARRANGEMENTS? with parents 29. WHAT BOOKS ARE YOU READING? A seperate peace 30. WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? have none 31.WHAT DID YOU DO LAST NIGHT? Finally passed megamna and bass 32. FAVORITE SMELLS? Gilrs, roses, the air after the rain 33. WHAT INSPIRES YOU? people 34. BUTTERED, PLAIN, OR SALTED POPCORN? buttered 35. FAVORITE CAR? ford 36. FAVORITE FLOWER? um,...roses but possibly something else later down the road 37. HOW MANY KEYS ON YOUR KEY RING? 4 38. CAN YOU JUGGLE? IF YES HOW MANY? no 39. FAVORITE DAY(s) OF THE WEEK? none 40. RED OR WHITE WINE? both 41. WHAT DID YOU DO FOR YOUR LAST BIRTHDAY? work 42. DO YOU OWN A DONOR CARD? no 43. WHAT ARE YOUR LIFETIME GOALS? help people 44. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING? Right now, i'm not going to say 45. WILL YOU ENGAGE IN FELLATIO WITH MATT? ![]() |
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Shaz doesn't fuck around.
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1. WHAT IS YOUR FULL NAME? kate elizabeth byrd rutherford
2. WHAT COLOR PANTS ARE YOU WEARING? im not wearing pants 3. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? the news 4. WHAT ARE THE LAST 4 DIGITS OF YOUR PHONE NUMBER? none of your business 5. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? a french fry 6. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? green 7. HOW IS THE WEATHER RIGHT NOW? hot, but not too unpleasant 8. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? john 9. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX? uhh face? 10. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT YOU THIS? n/a 11. HOW ARE YOU TODAY? i'm good 12. FAVORITE DRINK? water 13. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK? i don't drink 14. FAVORITE SPORTS? i don't really do the sports thing 15. HAIR COLOR? blonde 16. EYE COLOR? blue-green 17. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? no.. glasses 18. SIBLINGS AND THEIR AGES? no siblings 19. FAVORITE MONTH? uhmm. november 20. FAVORITE FOOD? italian food 21. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? secretary 22. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? um. don't know 23. ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT? yes 24. SUMMER OR WINTER? winter 25. HUGS O R KISSES? depends on with who 26. RELATIONSHIPS OR CASUAL DATING? relationships 27. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? vanilla 28. LIVING ARRANGEMENTS? in a house 29. WHAT BOOKS ARE YOU READING? none right now 30. WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? no mouse pad-- laptop 31.WHAT DID YOU DO LAST NIGHT? sex. then denny's with friends 32. FAVORITE SMELLS? uhh nice ones 33. WHAT INSPIRES YOU? dont know 34. BUTTERED, PLAIN, OR SALTED POPCORN? lightly buttered 35. FAVORITE CAR? my old volvo 36. FAVORITE FLOWER? dont know 37. HOW MANY KEYS ON YOUR KEY RING? too damn many 38. CAN YOU JUGGLE? IF YES HOW MANY? no 39. FAVORITE DAY(s) OF THE WEEK? thursday or saturday 40. RED OR WHITE WINE? neither 41. WHAT DID YOU DO FOR YOUR LAST BIRTHDAY? not a damn thing 42. DO YOU OWN A DONOR CARD? no 43. WHAT ARE YOUR LIFETIME GOALS? be happy 44. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING? shit. what time is it? 45. WILL YOU ENGAGE IN FELLATIO WITH MATT? no i will not |
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Minion of Satan
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1. WHAT IS YOUR FULL NAME? Sarah Kimberly MacLeod
2. WHAT COLOR PANTS ARE YOU WEARING? um. Blue jeans? 3. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? Blissful silence 4. WHAT ARE THE LAST 4 DIGITS OF YOUR PHONE NUMBER? 1013 5. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? piece of banana bread 6. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? lavender 7. HOW IS THE WEATHER RIGHT NOW? quite nice, actually. 8. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? KDAV - their email was blocked up again. 9. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX? their hair 10. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT YOU THIS? uh...hm. 11. HOW ARE YOU TODAY? Sleepy with a slight headache 12. FAVORITE DRINK? Diet Vanilla Coke 13. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK? Smirnoff/Peach Sangria 14. FAVORITE SPORTS? I don't like sports. I like watching Hockey though. 15. HAIR COLOR? Naturally? Light brown - now? Dark Ash Blonde 16. EYE COLOR? green 17. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? nada 18. SIBLINGS AND THEIR AGES? nada 19. FAVORITE MONTH? May 20. FAVORITE FOOD? French fries 21. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? Matrix Reloaded 22. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? 25 23. ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT? Probably. Glad I don't have to do that anymore. 24. SUMMER OR WINTER? Summa, biotch 25. HUGS O R KISSES? kisses 26. RELATIONSHIPS OR CASUAL DATING? Relationship 27. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? Chocolate 28. LIVING ARRANGEMENTS? Out on my own soon. 29. WHAT BOOKS ARE YOU READING? A+ Certification for Dummies 30. WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? Christmas Decor - we do their website 31.WHAT DID YOU DO LAST NIGHT? Went to Zach's, we went to the grocery store, then to grandma's then to Copper and ate and had too many margaritas. 32. FAVORITE SMELLS? VANILLA! 33. WHAT INSPIRES YOU? I'm uninspirable 34. BUTTERED, PLAIN, OR SALTED POPCORN? lightly buttered with salt. 35. FAVORITE CAR? Volkswagen beetle - 2003 Saturn Sc coups 36. FAVORITE FLOWER? TULIPS! 37. HOW MANY KEYS ON YOUR KEY RING? 14 38. CAN YOU JUGGLE? IF YES HOW MANY? No ![]() 39. FAVORITE DAY(s) OF THE WEEK? Wtf, I don't know. 40. RED OR WHITE WINE? red 41. WHAT DID YOU DO FOR YOUR LAST BIRTHDAY? um. I don't remember. I remember what I did for my 18th birthday though. 42. DO YOU OWN A DONOR CARD? no 43. WHAT ARE YOUR LIFETIME GOALS? Get certified - graduate college, get a good job, get married, have kids, have a nice house with a nice lawn... save lots for retirement and have a happy retirement and stuffs. 44. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING? Stupid fucking alarm shut up. What time is it, am I late yet? 45. WILL YOU ENGAGE IN FELLATIO WITH MATT? Negative-o |
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Minion of Satan
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1. WHAT IS YOUR FULL NAME? John Michael Kearns
2. WHAT COLOR PANTS ARE YOU WEARING? khaki 3. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? nothing; the office is quiet as a mouse 4. WHAT ARE THE LAST 4 DIGITS OF YOUR PHONE NUMBER? 6044 5. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? gosh...cookies last night 6. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? yellow seems nice today 7. HOW IS THE WEATHER RIGHT NOW? gorgeous, 75 and sunny 8. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? my g/f 9. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX? eyes or smile, it depends 10. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT YOU THIS? yes 11. HOW ARE YOU TODAY? pretty good; the job is going well 12. FAVORITE DRINK? water 13. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK? www.sweetwaterbrew.com 14. FAVORITE SPORTS? baseball and football 15. HAIR COLOR? brown 16. EYE COLOR? blue/green 17. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? nope 18. SIBLINGS AND THEIR AGES? shelby, 21 19. FAVORITE MONTH? december 20. FAVORITE FOOD? right now it's pizza 21. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? raising victor vargas 22. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? christmas! 23. ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT? nope 24. SUMMER OR WINTER? winter (but summer is nice too) 25. HUGS O R KISSES? kisses 26. RELATIONSHIPS OR CASUAL DATING? yes please 27. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? chocolate 28. LIVING ARRANGEMENTS? i love w/ my parents now, but it's back to athens in the fall 29. WHAT BOOKS ARE YOU READING? "master of the senate" a biography of lyndon johnson and "the cave" by jose saramago 30. WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? nothing, it's a laptop 31.WHAT DID YOU DO LAST NIGHT? watched the reds game and some of american juniors ![]() 32. FAVORITE SMELLS? girls when they just come out of the shower 33. WHAT INSPIRES YOU? my own future success 34. BUTTERED, PLAIN, OR SALTED POPCORN? all 35. FAVORITE CAR? i don't care about cars but i like jaguars 36. FAVORITE FLOWER? tulips and orchids 37. HOW MANY KEYS ON YOUR KEY RING? 4 (car, mailbox, locker at school, apartment) 38. CAN YOU JUGGLE? IF YES HOW MANY? no 39. FAVORITE DAY(s) OF THE WEEK? friday and sunday 40. RED OR WHITE WINE? neither but red if i had to choose 41. WHAT DID YOU DO FOR YOUR LAST BIRTHDAY? go out 42. DO YOU OWN A DONOR CARD? no 43. WHAT ARE YOUR LIFETIME GOALS? biggest fag ever 44. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING? turn my alarm off, now 45. WILL YOU ENGAGE IN FELLATIO WITH MATT? depends |
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Socialphobic
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1. WHAT IS YOUR FULL NAME? Elisabeth Ann Cook.
2. WHAT COLOR PANTS ARE YOU WEARING? Green. 3. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? Miles Davis. 4. WHAT ARE THE LAST 4 DIGITS OF YOUR PHONE NUMBER? Nice try. 5. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? Indian flatbread. 6. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? Green. 7. HOW IS THE WEATHER RIGHT NOW? Warm. Green. Nice. 8. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? My boyfriend. 9. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX? Hair. 10. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT YOU THIS? Yes. 11. HOW ARE YOU TODAY? Okay. 12. FAVORITE DRINK? Sprecher root beer. 13. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK? Wine. 14. FAVORITE SPORTS? I'll get back to you. 15. HAIR COLOR? Dark Brown. 16. EYE COLOR? Brown. 17. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? What? It's all blurry. 18. SIBLINGS AND THEIR AGES? I think my brother is 18 but I'm not sure. 19. FAVORITE MONTH? October. 20. FAVORITE FOOD? Pesto on angel hair or avocados or DOLMAS. 21. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? No idea. 22. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? Any day that is not my birthday or a holiday. 23. ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT? I have been in the past. 24. SUMMER OR WINTER? Summer. 25. HUGS OR KISSES? Kisses. 26. RELATIONSHIPS OR CASUAL DATING? Relationships. 27. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? Chocolate. 28. LIVING ARRANGEMENTS? What about them? 29. WHAT BOOKS ARE YOU READING? None. 30. WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? MicronPC.com 31.WHAT DID YOU DO LAST NIGHT? Downloaded albums. 32. FAVORITE SMELLS? That's sick. 33. WHAT INSPIRES YOU? Oh, give me a break. 34. BUTTERED, PLAIN, OR SALTED POPCORN? Oil & salt. 35. FAVORITE CAR? One that works. 36. FAVORITE FLOWER? Forget-me-not. 37. HOW MANY KEYS ON YOUR KEY RING? One. 38. CAN YOU JUGGLE? IF YES HOW MANY? No. 39. FAVORITE DAY(s) OF THE WEEK? Thursday. 40. RED OR WHITE WINE? Blush. 41. WHAT DID YOU DO FOR YOUR LAST BIRTHDAY? I don't remember. 42. DO YOU OWN A DONOR CARD? No. 43. WHAT ARE YOUR LIFETIME GOALS? Sorry, no. 44. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING? Jesus. 45. WILL YOU ENGAGE IN FELLATIO WITH MATT? Yeah, whatever. |
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1. WHAT IS YOUR FULL NAME?
Paul Martin Devine 2. WHAT COLOR PANTS ARE YOU WEARING? Navy Blue 3. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? Wimbledon Henman Vs Grosjean is on the telly 4. WHAT ARE THE LAST 4 DIGITS OF YOUR PHONE NUMBER? 7717 5. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? I am in the process of eating a gammon steak and chips 6. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? Blue 7. HOW IS THE WEATHER RIGHT NOW? Cloudy, muggy. 8. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? Dr. Anderson 9. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX? Personality. I'm a poof. 10. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT YOU THIS? Yeah but he never takes notice of me because he hates me. 11. HOW ARE YOU TODAY? I'm ok, I feel a bit frazzled. 12. FAVORITE DRINK? right now I'm loving ice cold vanilla coke. 13. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK? Coco loco. (vodka, malibu and chocolate milk) 14. FAVORITE SPORTS? Ice hockey I suppose.. wrestling and world's strongest man can be good depending on contestants. 15. HAIR COLOR? Black 16. EYE COLOR? Hazel 17. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? Nope 18. SIBLINGS AND THEIR AGES? My brother is like 32 my sis is about 30. 19. FAVORITE MONTH? Not applicable. 20. FAVORITE FOOD? Spring rolls, fry ups, indian curries, walkers salt and malt vinegar sensations, double choc muffins, bockwurst with onions, mustard and ketchup. Hollands meat and onion pies. Pickled onion meanies. 21. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? All the way through: Conspiracy Theory Fell asleep during: Above The Rim 22. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? My berfday ![]() 23. ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT? Not if they're a big sexy-arsed bear and I was single. 24. SUMMER OR WINTER? Winter 25. HUGS O R KISSES? Hugs 26. RELATIONSHIPS OR CASUAL DATING? Relationships 27. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? Chocolate. 28. LIVING ARRANGEMENTS? I live in a converted attic in a bungalow (my mum's house) this sunday I move in with my hubby for the summer. 29. WHAT BOOKS ARE YOU READING? American Psycho. 30. WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? Kyle out southpark (i didn't buy it) 31.WHAT DID YOU DO LAST NIGHT? Smoked a tiny bit of hong kong dope and then proceeded to smoke normal dope, get tired, fall asleep, wake up when friends arrived, half played some computer games and fell asleep again. I've got a week off from any commitments (college, work etc) and am lazing around to shit. 32. FAVORITE SMELLS? Any smells that remind me of my hubby. Vanilla, chocolate, fresh air, good weed, new cars, new carpets. 33. WHAT INSPIRES YOU? Music, the people around me, my hubby, myself. 34. BUTTERED, PLAIN, OR SALTED POPCORN? Toffee ![]() 35. FAVORITE CAR? I know nothing about cars. A big fuckoff space wagon with tons of room and cd players and perfect air conditioning. 36. FAVORITE FLOWER? I'm not that much of a poof. 37. HOW MANY KEYS ON YOUR KEY RING? I left it downstairs... about 12 38. CAN YOU JUGGLE? IF YES HOW MANY? Yes. 3. for about 2 seconds. 39. FAVORITE DAY(s) OF THE WEEK? Friday, Sunday. 40. RED OR WHITE WINE? White 41. WHAT DID YOU DO FOR YOUR LAST BIRTHDAY? I was on the Queen Mary ocean liner in LA having birthday dinner with the hubby. 42. DO YOU OWN A DONOR CARD? No. 43. WHAT ARE YOUR LIFETIME GOALS? Make some money. Enjoy life. Make lots more music. Play lots live. Take part in a computer game. Have some holidays. Find a continuous source of acid or shrooms so I don't only trip once every 10 years. 44. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING? My hubby. 45. WILL YOU ENGAGE IN FELLATIO WITH MATT? Who's doing the fellating? |
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I'm sorry ![]() I think that word sounds cuddly. I hate 'partner' and he's older than me so boyfriend seems weird. I dunno. |
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1. WHAT IS YOUR FULL NAME? Christopher Horatio Satan
2. WHAT COLOR PANTS ARE YOU WEARING? Brown, as in shitbrown 3. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? A coworker 4. WHAT ARE THE LAST 4 DIGITS OF YOUR PHONE NUMBER? this question is exceedingly gay 5. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? motherfuking cheese quesadilla 6. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? melted 7. HOW IS THE WEATHER RIGHT NOW? cloudy, with a chance of falling dead babies 8. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? my fucking girlfriend 9. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX? that they are the opposite sex 10. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT YOU THIS? fuck you i'm bored 11. HOW ARE YOU TODAY? another exceedingly gay question 12. FAVORITE DRINK? water 13. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK? scotch 14. FAVORITE SPORTS? fucking 15. HAIR COLOR? same as my pants 16. EYE COLOR? blue 17. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? take a wild fucking guess 18. SIBLINGS AND THEIR AGES? 1 brother, 28 19. FAVORITE MONTH? any month i don't have to work 20. FAVORITE FOOD? food is yummy 21. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? love liza 22. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? any day i don't work 23. ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT? only if i'm afraid she won't fuck me 24. SUMMER OR WINTER? fall 25. HUGS O R KISSES? blowjobs 26. RELATIONSHIPS OR CASUAL DATING? drunken one night stands 27. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? i drink my coffee black 28. LIVING ARRANGEMENTS? what the fuck? i live in a barn with a mule that speaks chinese 29. WHAT BOOKS ARE YOU READING? p.j. o'rourke 30. WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? mouse pads are worthless 31.WHAT DID YOU DO LAST NIGHT? laundry 32. FAVORITE SMELLS? sweaty sex 33. WHAT INSPIRES YOU? another exceedingly gay question 34. BUTTERED, PLAIN, OR SALTED POPCORN? popcorn gets stuck in your teeth 35. FAVORITE CAR? the magical elf car that runs on positive ideas 36. FAVORITE FLOWER? pot 37. HOW MANY KEYS ON YOUR KEY RING? fuck you 38. CAN YOU JUGGLE? IF YES HOW MANY? dating more than one girl at a time is rude 39. FAVORITE DAY(s) OF THE WEEK? my day off 40. RED OR WHITE WINE? red 41. WHAT DID YOU DO FOR YOUR LAST BIRTHDAY? nothing. i'm old. fuck you. 42. DO YOU OWN A DONOR CARD? no 43. WHAT ARE YOUR LIFETIME GOALS? i'd like to die some day 44. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING? birds, flowers and happy children make this world worth living in 45. WILL YOU ENGAGE IN FELLATIO WITH MATT? only if your parents watch |
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