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Socialphobic
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in short... i'm really starting to hate this place a lot.
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Minion of Satan
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then leave
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Socialphobic
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yer mom
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Socialphobic
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yep. go.
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Socialphobic
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Socialphobic
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CORNFROST
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Is it Monday already?
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Netflix Me
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MY DESI IS THE BEST
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Socialphobic
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Socialphobic
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Apocalyptic Poster
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I love how you make topics about me. It gives me the hugest girl boner!
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yer mom
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okay then...
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Apocalyptic Poster
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Netflix Me
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hahahahahha |
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Oh, I'll save you the trouble Mr. Savior, "fuck you, too." |
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Apocalyptic Poster
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sure! one second.
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Socialphobic
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Minion of Satan
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Socialphobic
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Yawn.
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I'll get you a new one! did this thread eat it? it's like a vortex. |
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Apocalyptic Poster
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p.s. I GOT THE REFERENCE
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Socialphobic
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Apocalyptic Poster
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emo picture?
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Banned
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Oh man, I'm really bad at small talk.
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CORNFROST
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Colonel Cathcart was not thinking anything at all about the chaplain, but was tangled up in a brand-new, menacing problem of his own: Desi!
Desi! The mere sound of that execrable, ugly name made his blood run cold and his breath come in labored gasps. The chaplain's first mention of the name Desi! had tolled deep in his memory like a portentous gong. As soon as the latch of the door had clicked shut, the whole humiliating recollection of the naked girl in formation came cascading down upon him in a mortifying, choking flood of stinging details. He began to perspire and tremble. There was a sinister and unlikely coincidence exposed that was too diabolical in implication to be anything less than the most hideous of omens. The name of the girl who had stood naked in ranks that day to receive her Distinguished Flying Cross from General Dreedle had also been - Desi! And now it was a girl named Desi who was threatening to make trouble over the sixty missions he had just ordered the men in his group to fly. Colonel Cathcart wondered gloomily if it was the same Desi. He climbed to his feet with an air of intolerable woe and began moving about his office. He felt himself in the presence of the mysterious. The naked girl in formation, he conceded cheerlessly, had been a real black eye for him. So had the tampering with the bomb line before the mission to Bologna and the seven-day delay in destroying the bridge at Ferrara, even though destroying the bridge at Ferrara finally, he remembered with glee, had been a real feather in his cap, although losing a plane there the second time around, he recalled in dejection, had been another black eye, even though he had won another real feather in his cap by getting a medal approved for the bombardier who had gotten him the real black eye in the first place by going around over the target twice. That bombardier's name, he remembered suddenly with another stupefying shock, had also been Desi! Now there were three! His viscous eyes bulged with astonishment and he whipped himself around in alarm to see what was taking place behind him. A moment ago there had been no Desis in his life; now they were multiplying like hobgoblins. He tried to make himself grow calm. Desi was not a common name; perhaps there were not really three Desis but only two Desis, or maybe even only one Desi - but that really made no difference! The colonel was still in grave peril. Intuition warned him that he was drawing close to some immense and inscrutable cosmic climax, and his broad, meaty, towering frame tingled from head to toe at the thought that Desi, whoever he would eventually turn out to be, was destined to serve as his nemesis. Colonel Cathcart was not superstitious, but he did believe in omens, and he sat right back down behind his desk and made a cryptic notation on his memorandum pad to look into the whole suspicious business of the Desis right away. He wrote his reminder to himself in a heavy and decisive hand, amplifying it sharply with a series of coded punctuation marks and underlining the whole message twice, so that it read: Desi! ! ! (?)! |
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Socialphobic
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HEY! FUCK YOU
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