Who do you think needs to be pushed down a flight of stairs?

sickbadthing · 10-12-2002, 09:32 PM

I guess it could be anyone. The pusher would be you and you could rejoice in giving a good old shove and watch them lie there at the bottom just trying to get up but they can't because their back is broken and they're going to have to wheel around for the rest of their god forsaken lives.

I'm going to push... ART GARFUNKEL.

Yeah.

Fuck him. That fucking asshole was naked in a movie once.

10-12-2002, 09:35 PM

PATRICIA ARQUETTE! AND DAVID ARQUETTE! AND THOSE BALDWINS!

Fattening Ass · 11:16 PM

I would like to push jesse jackson's tax avoiding ass down the stairs. i'd like to see him avoid me pushing his old ass down a stairwell. I'd laugh at him as he tumbles and his teeth shatter hitting the steps. I would then pour a bat of acid down the stairs as he lay limp and bleeding from the mouth, watching the acid flow down the stairs, waiting for his painful death. follow that with gasoline and a match.

RAINBOW/PUSH Coa... what ?!

10-12-2002, 11:09 PM

wow. such anger.

i doubt i would want anyone to get fucked up for life. geez.

skippy · 10-12-2002, 11:12 PM

It would be pretty cool if the "suburban sniper" got hit by a drunk driver whilst taking aim at his next victim.

10-12-2002, 11:12 PM

Every single U.S. congressman.

sickbadthing · 10-12-2002, 11:17 PM

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Originally posted by Red Wine Cage
wow. such anger.

i doubt i would want anyone to get fucked up for life. geez.

Oh come on you big pussy. Push someone down the stairs.

How about... a local newscaster? I say anyone on a morning team, especially one of those assholes who cover the fluff stories.

Drat.

I can't find a picture of that bitch Ally who does the morning fluff crap.

I found this instead:

Quote:

Q: Where are your station's anchor Bios?
A: Due to security concerns, we are not at this time posting personal information on any station employee.

Fuckers. They must know that I want to push her down some stairs.

Tessellation · 10-12-2002, 11:23 PM

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Originally posted by sickbadthing

I'm going to push... ART GARFUNKEL.

Yeah.

Fuck him. That fucking asshole was naked in a movie once.

I LOVE "carnal knowledge". Long live Jules Feiffer...

10-12-2002, 11:38 PM

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Originally posted by sickbadthing
Oh come on you big pussy. Push someone down the stairs.

LOL

okay, um...avril lavigne and her tie?

SPChris · 10-12-2002, 11:41 PM

a certain georgian obarder who needs a huge shove down an escalator. Perhaps at the Dupont Circle metro stop. YESSSS YESSSSSSSS! BAUAHAHAAAA

Tessellation · 10-12-2002, 11:48 PM

dave eggers

Bill o'reilly

tipper gore

joe lieberman

dick cheney

the entire Bush family,save for Barb(let's hear it for CHOICE)

Richard Ashcroft

michael moore

steven spielberg

perry farrell

stephen king(should've retired EONS ago)

michael jackson

david miscavige( head of church of scientology)

tony blair

the pope

rachel

10-12-2002, 11:49 PM

Tessillation

Tessellation · 10-12-2002, 11:49 PM

norm mcdonald

colin quinn

russell crowe

Tessellation · 11:55 PM

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Originally posted by Mr. Rhinoceros
Tessillation

dear lord, are you dyslexic?

10-12-2002, 11:53 PM

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Originally posted by Tessellation
dear lord, ar you dyslexic?

I dunno, are you retarded?

Tessellation · 10-12-2002, 11:55 PM

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Originally posted by Mr. Rhinoceros

I dunno, are you retarded?

get some fresh air, jr.

10-12-2002, 11:57 PM

THANKS PAL. I OWE YOU ONE!

Tessellation · 10-12-2002, 11:59 PM

Eddie Vedder

Tama Janowitz

Beyonce Knowles

christina aguilera

renee zellwegger

ridley scott

tony scott

mike ovitz

paul mccartney

ringo starr

the rolling stones

gene simmons

howard stern

matt groening

dr. phil

adam carolla

shaniqua · 10-13-2002, 12:02 AM

i'd say jennifer love hewitt but she'd probably giggle regardless.

Tessellation · 10-13-2002, 12:07 AM

ralph nader

ronald reagan(thanks 4 spreading AIDS, Ronnie)

bonsor · 10-13-2002, 12:11 AM

Tessellation, shut the fuck up. I'm not even bothering to click on your replies so I can read them, but I know they consist entirely of you listing names with little or no explanation at all and one remark about Mr. Rhino's intentional misspelling of your username. Go home, you fuck.

KrazeeStacee · 10-13-2002, 01:40 AM

I can't think of very many people, but the first person that comes to mind is Eminem, only he has to land on his throat.

bonsor · 10-13-2002, 01:41 AM

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Originally posted by KrazeePumpkin
I can't think of very many people, but the first person that comes to mind is Eminem, only he has to land on his throat.

Let's hear it for ICP/Eminem fan rivalry!

Tessellation · 10-13-2002, 01:42 AM

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Originally posted by ******
Tessellation, shut the fuck up. I'm not even bothering to click on your replies so I can read them, but I know they consist entirely of you listing names with little or no explanation at all and one remark about Mr. Rhino's intentional misspelling of your username. Go home, you fuck.

man, you take this forum FAR too seriously. Do you have ANY friends, besides the superficial ones here?

maybe you should buy a thesaurus, too. You obviously have a pitiful vocabulary...

bonsor · 10-13-2002, 01:43 AM

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10-13-2002, 01:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ******
Tessellation, shut the fuck up. I'm not even bothering to click on your replies so I can read them, but I know they consist entirely of you listing names with little or no explanation at all and one remark about Mr. Rhino's intentional misspelling of your username. Go home, you fuck.

Wow.

KrazeeStacee · 10-13-2002, 01:48 AM

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Originally posted by ******
Let's hear it for ICP/Eminem fan rivalry!

I don't hate Eminem because ICP does, I hate Eminem because he sucks and his voice makes me want to jump out of a window.

ICP hates Marz, do I still like Marz? Of course, because he has talent, and a voice that doesn't sound like shit.

Shattered · 10-13-2002, 01:53 AM

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Originally posted by Red Wine Cage
avril lavigne and her tie?

Excellent choice..I'd pretty much push down every poser in the musik industry..and probably every poser in general..

The whole Bush family is another good choice..but if I only had to push one of them down the stairs I'd choose George Bush Jr.

sawdust restaurants · 10-13-2002, 01:55 AM

I'd push terrorists down the stairs, and fast. Man, that would be great--imagine the looks on their faces as the Great Yankee Terror embarrasses all of al-Qaeda by pushing the great bin Laden down a flight of stairs and watching as the blood gets caught up in his long, bushy infidel-impeding beard.

bonsor · 10-13-2002, 01:57 AM

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Originally posted by KrazeePumpkin

I don't hate Eminem because ICP does, I hate Eminem because he sucks and his voice makes me want to jump out of a window.

Well, he raps better than ICP ever will.

10-12-2002, 09:32 PM	#1
sickbadthing Out fart the hottie! Location: I have super gonorrhoea Posts: 24,316	Who do you think needs to be pushed down a flight of stairs? I guess it could be anyone. The pusher would be you and you could rejoice in giving a good old shove and watch them lie there at the bottom just trying to get up but they can't because their back is broken and they're going to have to wheel around for the rest of their god forsaken lives. I'm going to push... ART GARFUNKEL. Yeah. Fuck him. That fucking asshole was naked in a movie once. __________________

10-12-2002, 10:03 PM	#3
Fattening Ass Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Planet Nintendu 64 Posts: 30,825	I would like to push jesse jackson's tax avoiding ass down the stairs. i'd like to see him avoid me pushing his old ass down a stairwell. I'd laugh at him as he tumbles and his teeth shatter hitting the steps. I would then pour a bat of acid down the stairs as he lay limp and bleeding from the mouth, watching the acid flow down the stairs, waiting for his painful death. follow that with gasoline and a match. RAINBOW/PUSH Coa... what ?! Last edited by Fattening Ass : 10-12-2002 at 11:16 PM.

10-12-2002, 11:12 PM	#5
skippy Apocalyptic Poster Location: NJ Posts: 4,096	It would be pretty cool if the "suburban sniper" got hit by a drunk driver whilst taking aim at his next victim. __________________ Daddy, I want another pony.

10-12-2002, 11:48 PM	#11
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10-12-2002, 09:35 PM	#2
noyen Posts: n/a	PATRICIA ARQUETTE! AND DAVID ARQUETTE! AND THOSE BALDWINS!

10-12-2002, 11:09 PM	#4
Red Wine Cage Posts: n/a	wow. such anger. i doubt i would want anyone to get fucked up for life. geez.

10-12-2002, 11:12 PM	#6
Mr. Rhinoceros Posts: n/a	Every single U.S. congressman.

10-12-2002, 11:41 PM	#10
SPChris Oblivious Virgin Location: Washington DC Posts: 28	a certain georgian obarder who needs a huge shove down an escalator. Perhaps at the Dupont Circle metro stop. YESSSS YESSSSSSSS! BAUAHAHAAAA

10-12-2002, 11:57 PM	#17
Mr. Rhinoceros Posts: n/a	THANKS PAL. I OWE YOU ONE!

10-12-2002, 11:59 PM	#18
Tessellation Apocalyptic Poster Location: your local library Posts: 4,422	Eddie Vedder Tama Janowitz Beyonce Knowles christina aguilera renee zellwegger ridley scott tony scott mike ovitz paul mccartney ringo starr the rolling stones gene simmons howard stern matt groening dr. phil adam carolla __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

10-13-2002, 12:02 AM	#19
shaniqua Minion of Satan Location: that's my prerogative Posts: 7,420	i'd say jennifer love hewitt but she'd probably giggle regardless.

10-13-2002, 12:07 AM	#20
Tessellation Apocalyptic Poster Location: your local library Posts: 4,422	ralph nader ronald reagan(thanks 4 spreading AIDS, Ronnie) __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

10-13-2002, 12:11 AM	#21
bonsor Minion of Satan Location: midwest Posts: 8,771	Tessellation, shut the fuck up. I'm not even bothering to click on your replies so I can read them, but I know they consist entirely of you listing names with little or no explanation at all and one remark about Mr. Rhino's intentional misspelling of your username. Go home, you fuck.

10-13-2002, 01:40 AM	#22
KrazeeStacee Immortal Location: Sherwood Forest Posts: 21,296	I can't think of very many people, but the first person that comes to mind is Eminem, only he has to land on his throat.

10-13-2002, 01:55 AM	#29
sawdust restaurants Fucking Creep Location: On the East Coast Posts: 5,992	I'd push terrorists down the stairs, and fast. Man, that would be great--imagine the looks on their faces as the Great Yankee Terror embarrasses all of al-Qaeda by pushing the great bin Laden down a flight of stairs and watching as the blood gets caught up in his long, bushy infidel-impeding beard.

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