if you got caught masturbating... - Page 2

Human Replica Droid · 06-10-2003, 05:35 PM

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Originally posted by Toby

girls

Hey, I love porn.

SuckSuckStyle · 06-10-2003, 06:20 PM

i dont masturbate. i think its stupid. or maybe i'm just the most unsexual person alive. i could really care less if i died without ever having sex.

oui henri · 06-10-2003, 06:22 PM

Catching someone would be funny (for me)

yeah whatever · 06-10-2003, 06:23 PM

I'd just be like "yeah, whatevah."

EuIogy · 06-10-2003, 06:26 PM

I am very careful, but I masterbate in school sometimes. I will do it in the bathroom standing at the urinal.

If someone catches me.. oh well!

Eulogy · 06-10-2003, 06:28 PM

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Originally posted by EuIogy
I am very careful, but I masterbate in school sometimes. I will do it in the bathroom standing at the urinal.

If someone catches me.. oh well!

I know how to spell.

You have failed. Miserably.

yeah whatever · 06-10-2003, 06:31 PM

I think that masterbating might be extremely skilled, beautiful, intricate and difficult masturbation. Man, I wish I could masterbate.

EuIogy · 06-10-2003, 06:32 PM

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Originally posted by yeah whatever
I think that masterbating might be extremely skilled, beautiful, intricate and difficult masturbation. Man, I wish I could masterbate.

I could help you to learn if you want.

yo soy el mejor · 06-10-2003, 06:33 PM

get off her dick, nigger.

Geek USA · 06-10-2003, 06:34 PM

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Originally posted by yo soy el mejor
hush your face.

im insecure.

aww. poor juli- i mean ******

yeah whatever · 06-10-2003, 06:37 PM

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Originally posted by yo soy el mejor
get off her dick, nigger.

yeah, seriously, get off it. it itches.

yo soy el mejor · 06-10-2003, 06:38 PM

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Originally posted by Geek USA

aww. poor juli- i mean ******

i dont drown myself in drano to solve my problems.

Geek USA · 06-10-2003, 06:42 PM

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Originally posted by yo soy el mejor

i dont drown myself in drano to solve my problems.

you're mean.

<3

EuIogy · 06-10-2003, 06:43 PM

Have you ever masterbated with Drano? It BURNS SO GOOD.

Mmmhmm.

*snaps*

yeah whatever · 06-10-2003, 06:46 PM

shut up, you smell like poop.

twilightfadez · 06-10-2003, 06:46 PM

god that would be just awful

i dunno what i would do

but i <3 porn! just for the record

yeah whatever · 06-10-2003, 06:47 PM

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Originally posted by twilightfadez
god that would be just awful

i dunno what i would do

but i <3 porn! just for the record

OMG U ARE PAZ LEGOSTEIN!!

twilightfadez · 06-10-2003, 06:52 PM

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Originally posted by yeah whatever

OMG U ARE PAZ LEGOSTEIN!!

OMG OMG OMG OMG!
*fFLIPZ JHAIER*(

yeah whatever · 06-10-2003, 06:58 PM

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Originally posted by twilightfadez

OMG OMG OMG OMG!
*fFLIPZ JHAIER*(

OMG A PEESE OF YOUR HAIRE FEIL OUT!

*PIX UP PIESE, SELLS ON EBAY 4 A DOLLAR!*

<3 <34 <3 <3 <2!!!!

twilightfadez · 06-10-2003, 07:08 PM

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Originally posted by yeah whatever

OMG A PEESE OF YOUR HAIRE FEIL OUT!

*PIX UP PIESE, SELLS ON EBAY 4 A DOLLAR!*

<3 <34 <3 <3 <2!!!!

SO YOU WEIRE DE4 ONE THAT SOLSDF THAT OEL PIEESE OF TOAST?!@!!

yeah whatever · 06-10-2003, 07:10 PM

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Originally posted by twilightfadez

SO YOU WEIRE DE4 ONE THAT SOLSDF THAT OEL PIEESE OF TOAST?!@!!

A LITTLE SHUNSHIEN JUSET TO BUTTER EMY TOAAST!!!!@!

barden · 06-10-2003, 07:19 PM

I've never been caught..... I'm too smooth, yo.

Although, in relation to my other topic, this has potential for an interesting fantasy....

but where would i masturbate where some hot chick could catch me?

usually i'm confined to bed or shower.

either way, location is convienient, just got to work out how we get there....
dum dee dum.

Mariner · 06-10-2003, 07:22 PM

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Originally posted by Agony_Imp

but where would i masturbate where some hot chick could catch me?

her bed or shower.

Krafty · 06-10-2003, 09:17 PM

I don't really masturbate. Maybe a once a year average.

miss worId · 06-10-2003, 09:20 PM

oh no, i try to get caught.

i am so horny. i need some action soon or i just might explode.

most often i masturbate with my mom's figurines.

yo soy el mejor · 06-10-2003, 09:25 PM

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Originally posted by yeah whatever

A LITTLE SHUNSHIEN JUSET TO BUTTER EMY TOAAST!!!!@!

LOLOLOLOOLLOO

06-10-2003, 06:20 PM	#32
SuckSuckStyle Socialphobic Location: you look like you like to hang out. you look like you like to hang out and drink soda Posts: 12,677	i dont masturbate. i think its stupid. or maybe i'm just the most unsexual person alive. i could really care less if i died without ever having sex. __________________ i get on the train and i just stand in the back now that i dont think of you this is killing me

06-10-2003, 06:46 PM	#46
twilightfadez Socialphobic Location: Medellin, CO Posts: 10,511	god that would be just awful i dunno what i would do but i <3 porn! just for the record __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. // To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

06-10-2003, 06:22 PM	#33
oui henri Minion of Satan Location: Fuckoffity Land Posts: 5,270	Catching someone would be funny (for me)

06-10-2003, 06:23 PM	#34
yeah whatever Ownz Location: UNITED STATES OF WHATEVER. Posts: 518	I'd just be like "yeah, whatevah."

06-10-2003, 06:26 PM	#35
EuIogy Amish Rake Fighter Posts: 14	I am very careful, but I masterbate in school sometimes. I will do it in the bathroom standing at the urinal. If someone catches me.. oh well!

06-10-2003, 06:31 PM	#37
yeah whatever Ownz Location: UNITED STATES OF WHATEVER. Posts: 518	I think that masterbating might be extremely skilled, beautiful, intricate and difficult masturbation. Man, I wish I could masterbate.

06-10-2003, 06:33 PM	#39
yo soy el mejor Banned Location: all over the Internet Posts: 43,693	get off her dick, nigger.

06-10-2003, 06:43 PM	#44
EuIogy Amish Rake Fighter Posts: 14	Have you ever masterbated with Drano? It BURNS SO GOOD. Mmmhmm. snaps

06-10-2003, 07:19 PM	#52
barden Braindead Location: The Ghetto Posts: 19,611	I've never been caught..... I'm too smooth, yo. Although, in relation to my other topic, this has potential for an interesting fantasy.... but where would i masturbate where some hot chick could catch me? usually i'm confined to bed or shower. either way, location is convienient, just got to work out how we get there.... dum dee dum.

06-10-2003, 09:17 PM	#54
Krafty Ownz Location: North Carolina Posts: 525	I don't really masturbate. Maybe a once a year average.

06-10-2003, 09:20 PM	#55
miss worId Pledge Posts: 69	oh no, i try to get caught. i am so horny. i need some action soon or i just might explode. most often i masturbate with my mom's figurines.