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Old 06-08-2003, 04:12 AM   #1
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Default Pornstar: The Legend of Ron Jeremy

great documentary. as a person, he's not what you'd expect.he's soft-spoken, gentle, obsessive-compulsive, and a dork. i expected him to be an asshole with a huge ego. he estimated that he's had sex with between 3 to 4 thousand women. damn.

http://us.imdb.com/Title?0282856

Porn Star: The Legend of Ron Jeremy offers audiences a penetrating look inside the world of Ron Jeremy, America's most unlikely sex star and hero to millions. With nearly 25 years in the adult film industry and over 1,600 films to his credit, Ron Jeremy is huge. In his world, Ron reigns supreme-he's made millions of dollars and slept with thousands of beautiful women, and is indisputably the industry's biggest star. And everyone who's anyone knows Ron-a pop icon to millions, he is a beacon of hope for many American male, since he stands as living proof that pretty much anyone can get some. So how did such a classically unhandsome, big and hairy guy ever get to be suchia super stud? In one of the most fascinating and entertaining comedies of the last year, audiences finally get a chance to get inside the life and times of Ron Jeremy, and find out what's really behind the hardest working man in show business.

 
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Old 06-08-2003, 04:19 AM   #2
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Old 06-08-2003, 05:39 AM   #3
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he's really ugly. i have never seen ron jeremy have sex, but just thinking about it makes me vomit with disgust.
go ron.

 
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Old 06-08-2003, 12:25 PM   #4
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ew.

 
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Old 06-08-2003, 12:44 PM   #5
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He is gross, I agree.

I think I've seen one episode of the Weakest Link, and it was a celebrity edition, and he did better than most of the other people (which may or may not be saying much).
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Old 06-08-2003, 12:51 PM   #6
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He is gross
http://www.bigstick.ca/photos/ron-jeremy.jpg

 
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Old 06-08-2003, 01:44 PM   #7
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Old 06-08-2003, 01:52 PM   #8
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He has a masters degree. His father is a physicist. No lie.

 
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Old 06-08-2003, 02:06 PM   #9
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How the hell did he make it big in the pr0n industry? You would think that if people wanted to watch a video of people fucking, they would at least want one of reasonably attractive people fucking.

 
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Old 06-08-2003, 02:10 PM   #10
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How the hell did he make it big in the pr0n industry? You would think that if people wanted to watch a video of people fucking, they would at least want one of reasonably attractive people fucking.
he was skinny in his earlier work. it's funny, he is a vegetarian and doesn't drink or do drugs, but is addicted to food. many porn stars refuse to have sex with him.

 
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Old 06-08-2003, 02:11 PM   #11
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many porn stars refuse to have sex with him.
I wonder why

 
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Old 06-08-2003, 02:27 PM   #12
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doesn't he have AIDS?

 
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Old 06-08-2003, 03:52 PM   #13
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He's creepy looking. He reminds me of one of those guys you see on the news who kidnaps little girls in a huge, beat-up conversion van. Ick.

 
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Old 06-08-2003, 03:54 PM   #14
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doesn't he have AIDS?
nah, he even takes an aids test in the movie and he's clean. He's only had 2 STDs in his career. Both were cured. In the documentary, his life and personality is the exact opposite of what you'd expect.

 
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Old 06-08-2003, 06:50 PM   #15
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this guy who i work with has a friend that likes to call and say he's ron jeremy.. the first time i talked to him i started laughing in front of a big line of people and i had to explain to them who ron jeremy is :erm

 
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Old 06-08-2003, 08:32 PM   #16
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He is gross, I agree.

I think I've seen one episode of the Weakest Link, and it was a celebrity edition, and he did better than most of the other people (which may or may not be saying much).
i watched that...i never expected it to come up again, though.

:erm

 
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Old 06-08-2003, 10:16 PM   #17
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Ron Jeremy = nasty.

 
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Old 06-09-2003, 01:34 AM   #18
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:erm

 
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Old 06-09-2003, 01:38 AM   #19
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watch the documentary. your perception of Ron Jeremy will be forever changed.

 
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Old 06-09-2003, 01:41 AM   #20
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How the hell did he make it big in the pr0n industry?
his enormous penis

 
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Old 06-09-2003, 01:43 AM   #21
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his enormous penis
i saw a pic and it looked really thin to me...of course it was in an ad in a porno mag my dad always got...

 
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Old 06-09-2003, 01:46 AM   #22
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i watched that...i never expected it to come up again, though.

:erm

are you kidding?

 
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Old 06-09-2003, 01:52 AM   #23
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his enormous penis
he was known as a woodsman. he could keep an erection for over 4 hours. also, he could cum on cue. in one part of the movie he explains how he cums on cue and states that he could count down from 30 seconds and cum on cue. Amazing. the funny part is that he's a really nice guy that just wants to break into mainstream movies.

also, he has a big dick.

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Old 06-09-2003, 01:57 AM   #24
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Old 06-09-2003, 02:15 AM   #25
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http://www.ronjeremy-themovie.com/

THE TRAILER
http://www.ronjeremy-themovie.com/trail.htm
http://us.imdb.com/Trailers?0282856





http://www.k9care.com/fga/Ron_Jeremy3.jpg

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Old 06-09-2003, 02:47 AM   #26
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I actually watched it last week. He does have a big dick. Anyway, his personality is not what I expected. He's really down to earth and kind of pathetic at the same time.

 
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