stupid shit you do when your drunk - Page 2

The Pashing Smumpkin · 06-07-2003, 01:05 AM

Ive only been absolutely smashed once in my lifetime and all I remember was having this unbelievable urge to clean... So I vacuumed my whole house...:erm

crescentfresh · 06-07-2003, 01:07 AM

I put on my friends shoes that were just like mine but wayyy smaller, and i was sitting there forever wondering why they didn't fit. Then I tried walking down the stairs and fell down the whole flight.

My friend Amanda and I would get drunk with her mom (she's an alcoholic, pretty sad) and play monopoly and her mom would cheat and Amanda would always get pissed off and thow the monopoly board off of the table. Then the mother would ensue in endless laughter. '

I've done the standard of running around topless/naked with other female friends when really drunk/high

ahhh, I haven't partied like that in 3 years.

wangcomputers · 06-07-2003, 01:08 AM

hm, i got cheeky with some girls and was slapped.. ugh, what bitches! I'm pretty sure i couldn't have been that cheeky.

i also tend to dance..

one time when i was very drunk I hit my head on a speaker, and one of my friends laughed at me.
i became moody and went home in a sulk.

oh dear..

BlueStar · 06-07-2003, 01:08 AM

Some people make phone calls to people they shouldn't when they are drunk...I type e-mails. Not a good thing at all.

Mostly I just talk a lot...and rather loudly too.

I also have a tendancy to kiss random people.

crescentfresh · 06-07-2003, 01:10 AM

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Originally posted by BlueStar

I also have a tendancy to kiss random people.

Also would do that when we went dancing. A lot. it was bad. At least it was just kissing.

Fattening Ass · 06-07-2003, 01:38 AM

im usually nicer when drunk.

Toby · 06-07-2003, 05:14 PM

I talk a lot of shit when I am drunk and try starting fights with random people for no reason

I also call people very late at night/early in the morning most of the time leaving drunken voice messages. I usually have to check my call log the next morning to see who I called.

My friend likes to leave the bar with random people. About a month ago she left with some dude and he ditched her at some strip club. She ended up calling me from fedex and I had to come pick her up at 5am.

tart · 06-07-2003, 05:18 PM

i used to like to suck his cock off when possible mmm

yeah whatever · 06-07-2003, 05:18 PM

i went to a bar last night and realised how sad life really is.

06-07-2003, 05:23 PM

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Originally posted by Elvis The Fat Years
i invited a complete stranger over to my friends house from a bar last night and this person ended up stealing two beers from my friend on the way out. its not much, but still.

Hahaha. I've done that before.

Mooney · 06-07-2003, 05:27 PM

i don't usually do much of anything when drunk. i'm not loud or violent. probably the most stupid thing i've ever done was drink and drive. fourteen beer and a rum and coke and then i drove on the highway to a 24 hour restaurant.

Geek USA · 06-07-2003, 05:28 PM

WHEN I'M DRUNK I CALL SCOTLAND!

cap'n jazz · 06-07-2003, 05:32 PM

WHEN I'M DRUNK I GET CALLS FROM AMERICA!

Ugly · 06-07-2003, 05:49 PM

I slapped a stripper on the ass once while she was table dancing.

D. · 06-07-2003, 07:47 PM

when i'm drunk, i call shaunna in canada.
well, i've done that when sober, too, so that might not count.

the first time i got drunk i professed my undying love for nicholas cage (which is where 33% of my old screen name came from), ran around while undressing, and slurped up rainwater on the street because my friends told me to.
i got less dumb over the years, though.

then the whole horniness thing, which probably happens to everyone.
i dunno, i've done alot of stupid shit because i've been drunk alot.
i don't drink anymore though. maybe an occassional beer.

06-07-2003, 08:01 PM

I assault people with drunken political rants.

I'm prone to calling attractive women "kicking squealing gucci little piggies."

I also pee off balconies.

mirrar · 06-07-2003, 08:23 PM

i get talkative.. and giggly. and affectionate (MUCH moreso when i'm high, however.. i must have a cuddle-buddy when high :erm)

twice · 06-07-2003, 11:37 PM

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Originally posted by Mirror_Untrue
i get talkative.. and giggly. and affectionate (MUCH moreso when i'm high, however.. i must have a cuddle-buddy when high :erm)

ahhh IDE! same here!
i hate it when i party and i don't have like, that person there for physical fun.

but anyway with alcohol, i'm the same except i like the floor. so i giggle and crawl. :erm

yeah whatever · 06-07-2003, 11:52 PM

this thread gave me herpes.

Fattening Ass · 06-08-2003, 12:43 AM

sometimes i do really dumb things when im drunk.
http://www.gacff.com/forum/userimages/barrell.jpg

funnygeezus · 06-08-2003, 03:35 AM

on occasion i've:
-stolen booze from friends (some friends left their beer out in the snow then went to another party for a while, and i drank them all while they were gone).
-threw up on my friend's floor, a lot.
-said WAY too much.
-sung "walking on the sun" about 400 times.

Elvis The Fat Years · 06-08-2003, 03:38 AM

im at home gettin drunk. i think im safe....

Silverstream · 06-08-2003, 06:34 AM

once i passed out face first in an icebox.

mostly i just start being affectionate, sitting on peoples laps, talking more, laughing more. you know, the usual.

Mooney · 06-08-2003, 12:58 PM

i pissed all over the front door of the town police station last night. :erm

Crocodile_Mile · 06-08-2003, 01:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by funnygeezus
on occasion i've:
-stolen booze from friends (some friends left their beer out in the snow then went to another party for a while, and i drank them all while they were gone).
-threw up on my friend's floor, a lot.
-said WAY too much.
-sung "walking on the sun" about 400 times.

Salena Child · 06-08-2003, 01:34 PM

i just cry and get all emotional.

bonsor · 06-08-2003, 01:56 PM

the other night, after i had about 7 beers, i met a fat guy who introduced himself as steven kindman. he was wearing a homemade shirt with the members of spinal tap on it. i convinced him to sell it to me for 5 bucks, complete with pitstains.

Junebug · 06-08-2003, 02:11 PM

I am so afraid that if i got drunk I'd turn into this horribly mean and cruel person. So no alcohol for me for a long time at least heh.

Quote:

Originally posted by wangcomputers

i also tend to dance.

I have no idea why, but i would love to see this :erm

wangcomputers · 06-08-2003, 03:04 PM

hah, it's a rarity.

sometimes the girls i know have a habit of pulling me to the dance floor.. and occasionally i submit, like the slut i am.

oui henri · 06-08-2003, 04:34 PM

--i'll as someone a question and then not give them any time to answer it and then i'll answer the question for them

06-07-2003, 01:08 AM	#34
BlueStar Newly independent Location: Some state's capitol building Posts: 7,242	Some people make phone calls to people they shouldn't when they are drunk...I type e-mails. Not a good thing at all. Mostly I just talk a lot...and rather loudly too. I also have a tendancy to kiss random people. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

06-07-2003, 01:38 AM	#36
Fattening Ass Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Planet Nintendu 64 Posts: 30,825	im usually nicer when drunk. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

06-07-2003, 05:27 PM	#41
Mooney Socialphobic Location: halifax Posts: 14,821	i don't usually do much of anything when drunk. i'm not loud or violent. probably the most stupid thing i've ever done was drink and drive. fourteen beer and a rum and coke and then i drove on the highway to a 24 hour restaurant. __________________

06-08-2003, 12:58 PM	#54
Mooney Socialphobic Location: halifax Posts: 14,821	i pissed all over the front door of the town police station last night. :erm __________________

06-07-2003, 01:05 AM	#31
The Pashing Smumpkin Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 3,128	Ive only been absolutely smashed once in my lifetime and all I remember was having this unbelievable urge to clean... So I vacuumed my whole house...:erm

06-07-2003, 01:07 AM	#32
crescentfresh Minion of Satan Location: Diego Posts: 6,657	I put on my friends shoes that were just like mine but wayyy smaller, and i was sitting there forever wondering why they didn't fit. Then I tried walking down the stairs and fell down the whole flight. My friend Amanda and I would get drunk with her mom (she's an alcoholic, pretty sad) and play monopoly and her mom would cheat and Amanda would always get pissed off and thow the monopoly board off of the table. Then the mother would ensue in endless laughter. ' I've done the standard of running around topless/naked with other female friends when really drunk/high ahhh, I haven't partied like that in 3 years.

06-07-2003, 01:08 AM	#33
wangcomputers Apocalyptic Poster Location: UK Posts: 4,058	hm, i got cheeky with some girls and was slapped.. ugh, what bitches! I'm pretty sure i couldn't have been that cheeky. i also tend to dance.. one time when i was very drunk I hit my head on a speaker, and one of my friends laughed at me. i became moody and went home in a sulk. oh dear..

06-07-2003, 05:14 PM	#37
Toby Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: the mtns Posts: 43,034	I talk a lot of shit when I am drunk and try starting fights with random people for no reason I also call people very late at night/early in the morning most of the time leaving drunken voice messages. I usually have to check my call log the next morning to see who I called. My friend likes to leave the bar with random people. About a month ago she left with some dude and he ditched her at some strip club. She ended up calling me from fedex and I had to come pick her up at 5am.

06-07-2003, 05:18 PM	#38
tart Pledge Location: lunar ascension Posts: 111	i used to like to suck his cock off when possible mmm

06-07-2003, 05:18 PM	#39
yeah whatever Ownz Location: UNITED STATES OF WHATEVER. Posts: 518	i went to a bar last night and realised how sad life really is.

06-07-2003, 05:28 PM	#42
Geek USA car wash cunt Location: cuyler ave Posts: 39,762	WHEN I'M DRUNK I CALL SCOTLAND!

06-07-2003, 05:32 PM	#43
cap'n jazz Socialphobic Location: FUCKING HELL Posts: 11,689	WHEN I'M DRUNK I GET CALLS FROM AMERICA!

06-07-2003, 05:49 PM	#44
Ugly Immortal Location: Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed Posts: 21,249	I slapped a stripper on the ass once while she was table dancing.

06-07-2003, 07:47 PM	#45
D. Consume my pants. Location: Missouri Posts: 36,063	when i'm drunk, i call shaunna in canada. well, i've done that when sober, too, so that might not count. the first time i got drunk i professed my undying love for nicholas cage (which is where 33% of my old screen name came from), ran around while undressing, and slurped up rainwater on the street because my friends told me to. i got less dumb over the years, though. then the whole horniness thing, which probably happens to everyone. i dunno, i've done alot of stupid shit because i've been drunk alot. i don't drink anymore though. maybe an occassional beer.

06-07-2003, 08:01 PM	#46
Mr. Rhinoceros Posts: n/a	I assault people with drunken political rants. I'm prone to calling attractive women "kicking squealing gucci little piggies." I also pee off balconies.

06-07-2003, 08:23 PM	#47
mirrar Braindead Location: in our bedroom, after the war. Posts: 19,826	i get talkative.. and giggly. and affectionate (MUCH moreso when i'm high, however.. i must have a cuddle-buddy when high :erm)

06-07-2003, 11:52 PM	#49
yeah whatever Ownz Location: UNITED STATES OF WHATEVER. Posts: 518	this thread gave me herpes.

06-08-2003, 12:43 AM	#50
Fattening Ass Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Planet Nintendu 64 Posts: 30,825	sometimes i do really dumb things when im drunk. http://www.gacff.com/forum/userimages/barrell.jpg

06-08-2003, 03:35 AM	#51
funnygeezus Apocalyptic Poster Location: up in da m-peezy fo' reezy Posts: 2,669	on occasion i've: -stolen booze from friends (some friends left their beer out in the snow then went to another party for a while, and i drank them all while they were gone). -threw up on my friend's floor, a lot. -said WAY too much. -sung "walking on the sun" about 400 times.

06-08-2003, 03:38 AM	#52
Elvis The Fat Years 007 373 5963 Posts: 31,408	im at home gettin drunk. i think im safe....

06-08-2003, 06:34 AM	#53
Silverstream Demi-God Location: Australia Posts: 493	once i passed out face first in an icebox. mostly i just start being affectionate, sitting on peoples laps, talking more, laughing more. you know, the usual.

06-08-2003, 01:34 PM	#56
Salena Child Apocalyptic Poster Location: Ohio Posts: 2,127	i just cry and get all emotional.

06-08-2003, 01:56 PM	#57
bonsor Minion of Satan Location: midwest Posts: 8,771	the other night, after i had about 7 beers, i met a fat guy who introduced himself as steven kindman. he was wearing a homemade shirt with the members of spinal tap on it. i convinced him to sell it to me for 5 bucks, complete with pitstains.

06-08-2003, 03:04 PM	#59
wangcomputers Apocalyptic Poster Location: UK Posts: 4,058	hah, it's a rarity. sometimes the girls i know have a habit of pulling me to the dance floor.. and occasionally i submit, like the slut i am.

06-08-2003, 04:34 PM	#60
oui henri Minion of Satan Location: Fuckoffity Land Posts: 5,270	--i'll as someone a question and then not give them any time to answer it and then i'll answer the question for them