stupid shit you do when your drunk

Elvis The Fat Years · 06-06-2003, 06:28 PM

i invited a complete stranger over to my friends house from a bar last night and this person ended up stealing two beers from my friend on the way out. its not much, but still.

Geek USA · 06-06-2003, 06:30 PM

you're

I talked to my birds once. It was a very nice conversation about the dog.

shaniqua · 06-06-2003, 06:30 PM

i get horny.

extremely horny.

Elvis The Fat Years · 06-06-2003, 06:30 PM

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Originally posted by Geek USA
you're

leave me alone im hungover.

rubber · 06-06-2003, 06:34 PM

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Originally posted by shaunna
i get horny.

extremely horny.

So ... ummm ... do you wanna go out for drinks sometime?

c

Elvis The Fat Years · 06-06-2003, 06:45 PM

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Originally posted by shaunna
i get horny.

extremely horny.

i think everyone does.

aspecialkid · 06-06-2003, 06:53 PM

way to much to list.
i will get you an update when i get home tonight.

murgle · 06-06-2003, 06:56 PM

apparantly, I talk a lot (?)

the time that I was nearest to being drunk, my friend and I picked up a random guy at a concert and just took him with us. We thought he was about 19, and we were really shocked when he was only 16. God I miss him. he's a great guy.

twice · 06-06-2003, 07:44 PM

i like to keep to the ground. crawling is loads of fun.

Toast · 06-06-2003, 07:45 PM

I made out with a tree.

patrick · 06-06-2003, 07:46 PM

i kiss girls and lead them on apparently

:erm :erm

ammy · 06-06-2003, 07:47 PM

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Originally posted by failure
i kiss girls and lead them on apparently

:erm :erm

when I see your avatar I hear, in my head of course, the little noise it makes when his tail wags... it's funny.

Nimrod's Son · 06-06-2003, 07:48 PM

I know a lot of guys that get drunk and then sleep with fat chicks.

El Savior · 06-06-2003, 07:48 PM

one time after a party i went to see if my friend was at his bandspace and he wasn't there and there was this ghetto as black dude in the parking lot. He signaled for me to come over to him and i did and he was like 'wanna smoke a blunt?' and i said 'ok' and he said we gotta pick it up. He at me driving around the absolute shittiest parts of RI and at one point he told me to pull over to this mad grimey dude walking down the street and that guy got in my car and he led is to an even shittier place. Those two get out of the car and i'm sitting, a lone white boy in a decent car in the muthafuckin ghetto. these two grimey people come up to my car and start talking to me and they're all asking me what i'm doing there and saying white kids shouldn't be over there and i was mad shook. then my guide came back and we bounced and i dropped him off and left happy to have my car and everything.

that was pretty stupid of me.

aspecialkid · 06-06-2003, 08:26 PM

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Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
I know a lot of guys that get drunk and then sleep with fat chicks.

haha...

FearFactory · 06-06-2003, 08:32 PM

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Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
I know a lot of guys that get drunk and then sleep with fat chicks.

No comment.

Krafty · 06-06-2003, 08:39 PM

At my home in Charleston (I'm usually traveling elswhere, but I have a room there), there's a bar within walking distance. This is the Border Patrol Bar, because its on the base where all of the United States Border Patrol train. I've done my stupidest stuff there, like challenging a few BPs to a handstand contest, but I was so wasted I kept falling over and my shirt was coming up. I also got on the microphone at the bar and told jokes, apparently. I drop a lot of beers as well there.

crescentfresh · 06-06-2003, 08:40 PM

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Originally posted by FearFactory

No comment.

you like the cushion for the pushin'?

FearFactory · 06-06-2003, 08:40 PM

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Originally posted by crescentfresh

you like the cushion for the pushin'?

Actually, I was taking a friendly jab at you

the · 06-06-2003, 08:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
I know a lot of guys that get drunk and then sleep with fat chicks.

:erm so... uhm... do they do anything else besides sleeping?... i mean... i guess sleeping with fat ppl is cool. you know... soft and stuff... but... OH. this reminds me of fat granny porn!

crescentfresh · 06-06-2003, 08:41 PM

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Originally posted by FearFactory

Actually, I was taking a friendly jab at you

I'm not fat I swear!

Random Female · 06-06-2003, 08:41 PM

el savior, is that gummo in your avatar?

FearFactory · 06-06-2003, 08:42 PM

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Originally posted by crescentfresh

I'm not fat I swear!

I know you're not.

the · 06-06-2003, 08:43 PM

i am posting my 5th post! IMMA DRINK FOR THIS!

El Savior · 06-06-2003, 09:11 PM

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Originally posted by Random Female
el savior, is that gummo in your avatar?

that's the bunny... HE SMELLS LIKE THE ASSHOLE!!!

Nimrod's Son · 06-06-2003, 09:14 PM

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Originally posted by FearFactory

No comment.

Dude! Don't take jabs at chicks that are over a foot taller than you! You could barely reach her boobs! She'd kill you!

FearFactory · 06-06-2003, 09:15 PM

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Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
Dude! Don't take jabs at chicks that are over a foot taller than you! You could barely reach her boobs! She'd kill you!

I know. and I made the mistake of saying I'd hang out with you guys tonight if there was nothing else going on. I think she's going to feast on my flesh.

Nimrod's Son · 06-06-2003, 09:17 PM

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Originally posted by FearFactory

I know. and I made the mistake of saying I'd hang out with you guys tonight if there was nothing else going on. I think she's going to feast on my flesh.

Oh! Well, don't worry. You're not hanging out with us.

FearFactory · 06-06-2003, 09:18 PM

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Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
Oh! Well, don't worry. You're not hanging out with us.

I'm well aware of that, assclown.

Helena Handbasket · 06-07-2003, 12:56 AM

-The most plastered I ever got, I'm told I just said "fuck" a lot. "My mom's daughter is fucking trashed, she's fucking trashed.. Get the fucking inside, fucking Big Jim just pulled up outside, you fucker." That night was bad. I was sloppy/puking/no-reason-for-being-that-drunk drunk.

-Whenever I get a good level of drunk, I just want to go explore things. I like to go off by myself a lot. Once I sat on top of the dryer and played with the timer for about half an hour.

-I did the ultimate cliche thing and danced on a table in a bar once.

06-06-2003, 06:28 PM	#1
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Geek USA car wash cunt Location: cuyler ave Posts: 39,762	you're I talked to my birds once. It was a very nice conversation about the dog. __________________ well.

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06-06-2003, 06:30 PM	#3
shaniqua Minion of Satan Location: that's my prerogative Posts: 7,420	i get horny. extremely horny.

06-06-2003, 06:53 PM	#7
aspecialkid THE COOK Location: MI, LA, NYC, Chicago, Miami Posts: 2,010	way to much to list. i will get you an update when i get home tonight.

06-06-2003, 06:56 PM	#8
murgle Shaz doesn't fuck around. Location: dallas Posts: 9,260	apparantly, I talk a lot (?) the time that I was nearest to being drunk, my friend and I picked up a random guy at a concert and just took him with us. We thought he was about 19, and we were really shocked when he was only 16. God I miss him. he's a great guy.

06-06-2003, 07:45 PM	#10
Toast Apocalyptic Poster Location: Woodinville, Wa. Posts: 3,193	I made out with a tree.

06-06-2003, 07:46 PM	#11
patrick Minion of Satan Posts: 9,521	i kiss girls and lead them on apparently :erm :erm

06-06-2003, 07:48 PM	#13
Nimrod's Son Master of Karate and Friendship Location: in your butt Posts: 72,943	I know a lot of guys that get drunk and then sleep with fat chicks.

06-06-2003, 07:48 PM	#14
El Savior Socialphobic Location: Blue State <----- Posts: 10,231	one time after a party i went to see if my friend was at his bandspace and he wasn't there and there was this ghetto as black dude in the parking lot. He signaled for me to come over to him and i did and he was like 'wanna smoke a blunt?' and i said 'ok' and he said we gotta pick it up. He at me driving around the absolute shittiest parts of RI and at one point he told me to pull over to this mad grimey dude walking down the street and that guy got in my car and he led is to an even shittier place. Those two get out of the car and i'm sitting, a lone white boy in a decent car in the muthafuckin ghetto. these two grimey people come up to my car and start talking to me and they're all asking me what i'm doing there and saying white kids shouldn't be over there and i was mad shook. then my guide came back and we bounced and i dropped him off and left happy to have my car and everything. that was pretty stupid of me.

06-06-2003, 08:39 PM	#17
Krafty Ownz Location: North Carolina Posts: 525	At my home in Charleston (I'm usually traveling elswhere, but I have a room there), there's a bar within walking distance. This is the Border Patrol Bar, because its on the base where all of the United States Border Patrol train. I've done my stupidest stuff there, like challenging a few BPs to a handstand contest, but I was so wasted I kept falling over and my shirt was coming up. I also got on the microphone at the bar and told jokes, apparently. I drop a lot of beers as well there.

06-06-2003, 08:41 PM	#22
Random Female Apocalyptic Poster Location: white folks' ghetto, San Diego Posts: 2,005	el savior, is that gummo in your avatar?

06-06-2003, 08:43 PM	#24
the Minion of Satan Location: ajksaksak. Posts: 7,794	i am posting my 5th post! IMMA DRINK FOR THIS!

06-07-2003, 12:56 AM	#30
Helena Handbasket Apocalyptic Poster Location: grove street Posts: 4,265	-The most plastered I ever got, I'm told I just said "fuck" a lot. "My mom's daughter is fucking trashed, she's fucking trashed.. Get the fucking inside, fucking Big Jim just pulled up outside, you fucker." That night was bad. I was sloppy/puking/no-reason-for-being-that-drunk drunk. -Whenever I get a good level of drunk, I just want to go explore things. I like to go off by myself a lot. Once I sat on top of the dryer and played with the timer for about half an hour. -I did the ultimate cliche thing and danced on a table in a bar once.