What Was Your Latest Injury?

oui henri · 06-06-2003, 05:26 PM

...inspired by my injured finger

I was moving some things around in the fridge at work today when my co-workers and i suddenly heard this loud banging/buzzing noise. I then realized that it was my right index finger being cut by the fan. I didn't even realize that my hand was near the fan. It was bleeding a lot and now it really hurts. I did quite a number on it.

ammy · 06-06-2003, 05:27 PM

holy monkies, that's not fun.

how much got messed up?

uhm. i don't get hurt often, really.. i guess the last time was when I hit an open drawr with my shin.. yeeowch. it's scarring

oui henri · 06-06-2003, 05:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ammy
how much got messed up?

The fan sliced into the nail bed from the tip of my finger to the middle and took half of the nail with it.
It looks like I slammed it in a door or something.

It's not only physically sore, but it's also an eyesore.

I Love You · 06-06-2003, 05:32 PM

i fell on a knife

Toby · 06-06-2003, 05:33 PM

I was at the bar on monday and bent down to pick something up and when I came back up I knocked my head on the corner of the bar, my head was cut but nothing serious. It hurts like hell still tho

yo soy el mejor · 06-06-2003, 05:35 PM

i cant think of the last. but the worst was when i was stabbed in the hand.

and now im afraid of balloons.

Orchestra · 06-06-2003, 05:55 PM

I work in a dirty warehouse,

I get about 3-10 cuts a week(hands)

slugger · 06-06-2003, 05:57 PM

i don't count like minor cuts and stuff as injuries.
I couldn't even tell you how often i get minor bumps and bruises.

Geek USA · 06-06-2003, 05:57 PM

when I broke the window and it cut my hand.

the · 06-06-2003, 06:18 PM

there i was... runnin thru the graveyard... that dude that shovels crap for dead ppl for a living was runnin after me with his shovel and all... dude... he was screamin: YOU FUCKIN SATAN WORSHIPERS! YOU FUCKIN IDIOTS! I'LL CALL TEH POLICE YUO! dude. he was mental. i just wanted to water my tree (i have a tree in the graveyard! YAH. i'm cool). so the evil fuck starts running faster and stuff and i really dun have any speed and stuff and then *pop* my liver explodes or somethin (darn drugz. they make my organs hurt) and i fuckin stop. i thought i was still runnin and stuff... well.... anyways i sit there waitin for the dude... he's liek WHERE ARE YOU?! I'LL SHOVE MY...UHM SHOVEL UP YER ASS. YEAH! AND I'LL SING THE NATIONAL ANTHEM OF CHINA WHILE IMMA DO THAT! well... it was pretty dark... so he didn't notice me... i managed to sneak out (I JUMPED OVER THE FENCE! WOH!) and... when i got home... oh god... i went into my room and turned on the light... and oh god... i realised i'd BROKEN A NAIL! i am still suffering...
Well. i got to water my tree.

sarmatianus · 06-06-2003, 06:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by the
there i was... runnin thru the graveyard... that dude that shovels crap for dead ppl for a living was runnin after me with his shovel and all... dude... he was screamin: YOU FUCKIN SATAN WORSHIPERS! YOU FUCKIN IDIOTS! I'LL CALL TEH POLICE YUO! dude. he was mental. i just wanted to water my tree (i have a tree in the graveyard! YAH. i'm cool). so the evil fuck starts running faster and stuff and i really dun have any speed and stuff and then *pop* my liver explodes or somethin (darn drugz. they make my organs hurt) and i fuckin stop. i thought i was still runnin and stuff... well.... anyways i sit there waitin for the dude... he's liek WHERE ARE YOU?! I'LL SHOVE MY...UHM SHOVEL UP YER ASS. YEAH! AND I'LL SING THE NATIONAL ANTHEM OF CHINA WHILE IMMA DO THAT! well... it was pretty dark... so he didn't notice me... i managed to sneak out (I JUMPED OVER THE FENCE! WOH!) and... when i got home... oh god... i went into my room and turned on the light... and oh god... i realised i'd BROKEN A NAIL! i am still suffering...
Well. i got to water my tree.

murgle · 06-06-2003, 06:53 PM

my broken knee-cap

is the last major injury

i've managed to fall down/run into things and get bruised/cut/etc. but that doesnt count, really, because its a daily thing...

TiaraGurl · 06-06-2003, 07:36 PM

Last week I helped my friend move and I cut my leg on a metal part of a bureau, it ripped my jeans but did not break the skin. I have a huge bruise. I was paranoid about tetnus...

El Savior · 06-06-2003, 07:37 PM

i twisted my knee and ankle a little bit playing basketball. rolling over your ankle sucks.

Dead Frequency · 06-06-2003, 07:41 PM

I got drunk and fell down a hill with thorn bushes. I hit my left front tooth on the cement at the bottom, which bent it a little bit. I also skinned my knee and all the flesh on the second toe of my left foot was ripped off. Plus my left cheek was pretty cut up.

BlueStar · 06-06-2003, 07:54 PM

Bruises on my arms and thighs from moving into my new apartment.

twice · 06-06-2003, 07:57 PM

can't recall. i have a lot of random bruises, and i don't know where they come from.

noyen · 06-06-2003, 07:59 PM

i have "xbox thumb". time for workers comp.

the · 08:33 PM

hmm... i just hurt myself again. my mom said i should have a bath and teh sponge... oh GAWD... it peeled my skin... oh... right now i'm just praying to jesus or allah or whateva that... that really wasn't skin. maybe it was just a thick layer of dirt (HAHA i just wrote firt. uhm. LOL). does this count?

ammy · 06-06-2003, 08:32 PM

i would be overjoyed if you were a new incarnation of suze.

the · 06-06-2003, 08:35 PM

who the fuck is suze? is she hawt? bleh... on the other hand... i dun really like the name suze. maybe if it was... LARIS or somethin... mmm...

FearFactory · 06-06-2003, 08:37 PM

Nothing major in a while. I strained a muscle a bit yesterday lifting weights, but it's fine now.

Krafty · 06-06-2003, 08:46 PM

I was doing some roofing work las fall and I slipped and fell into the house and I cut myself up a bit and badly sprained my wrist.

crescentfresh · 06-06-2003, 08:47 PM

I burned my ass sitting on top of Mike's car last night.

Eve · 06-06-2003, 11:11 PM

mmmm besides small things like stubbing a toe or whatever...
last october my boyfriend at the time was tickling me, even though i HATE that and told him NEVER to do it. well we were laying on a bed and my foot got caught in the comforter and arched the wrong way. like an upside down 'u.' and it hurt for a few weeks and it STILL hurts when i move it a certain way.
apparently i tore some ligaments and never let them heal.

Nate the Grate · 06-07-2003, 12:24 AM

hey, what are the chances of this thread appearing on the same day I got injured playing baseball. I was sliding into third and my left cleat got caught in the dirt (crappy infield). I twisted my ankle pretty badly, but I stayed in the game. it hurts quite a bit to walk on it now and it's really swollen. I'm icing it.

hmmph, hope I can play tomorrow.

Shane the Pane · 06-07-2003, 12:40 AM

My latest injury is the ol' dirt in the eye after diving for a ball down the first base line.

tootsie · 06-07-2003, 12:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by the
there i was... runnin thru the graveyard... that dude that shovels crap for dead ppl for a living was runnin after me with his shovel and all... dude... he was screamin: YOU FUCKIN SATAN WORSHIPERS! YOU FUCKIN IDIOTS! I'LL CALL TEH POLICE YUO! dude. he was mental. i just wanted to water my tree (i have a tree in the graveyard! YAH. i'm cool). so the evil fuck starts running faster and stuff and i really dun have any speed and stuff and then *pop* my liver explodes or somethin (darn drugz. they make my organs hurt) and i fuckin stop. i thought i was still runnin and stuff... well.... anyways i sit there waitin for the dude... he's liek WHERE ARE YOU?! I'LL SHOVE MY...UHM SHOVEL UP YER ASS. YEAH! AND I'LL SING THE NATIONAL ANTHEM OF CHINA WHILE IMMA DO THAT! well... it was pretty dark... so he didn't notice me... i managed to sneak out (I JUMPED OVER THE FENCE! WOH!) and... when i got home... oh god... i went into my room and turned on the light... and oh god... i realised i'd BROKEN A NAIL! i am still suffering...
Well. i got to water my tree.

oh my god.....thats the funniest thing ive read all week.

thanks dude.

Mayfuck · 06-07-2003, 02:28 AM

When I sliced myself but that was quite a while I guess.

meow · 06-07-2003, 02:29 AM

TOMMY BROKE MY NUTS

06-06-2003, 05:26 PM	#1
oui henri Minion of Satan Location: Fuckoffity Land Posts: 5,270	What Was Your Latest Injury? ...inspired by my injured finger I was moving some things around in the fridge at work today when my co-workers and i suddenly heard this loud banging/buzzing noise. I then realized that it was my right index finger being cut by the fan. I didn't even realize that my hand was near the fan. It was bleeding a lot and now it really hurts. I did quite a number on it.

06-06-2003, 06:18 PM	#10
the Minion of Satan Location: ajksaksak. Posts: 7,794	it hurts... so bad... there i was... runnin thru the graveyard... that dude that shovels crap for dead ppl for a living was runnin after me with his shovel and all... dude... he was screamin: YOU FUCKIN SATAN WORSHIPERS! YOU FUCKIN IDIOTS! I'LL CALL TEH POLICE YUO! dude. he was mental. i just wanted to water my tree (i have a tree in the graveyard! YAH. i'm cool). so the evil fuck starts running faster and stuff and i really dun have any speed and stuff and then pop my liver explodes or somethin (darn drugz. they make my organs hurt) and i fuckin stop. i thought i was still runnin and stuff... well.... anyways i sit there waitin for the dude... he's liek WHERE ARE YOU?! I'LL SHOVE MY...UHM SHOVEL UP YER ASS. YEAH! AND I'LL SING THE NATIONAL ANTHEM OF CHINA WHILE IMMA DO THAT! well... it was pretty dark... so he didn't notice me... i managed to sneak out (I JUMPED OVER THE FENCE! WOH!) and... when i got home... oh god... i went into my room and turned on the light... and oh god... i realised i'd BROKEN A NAIL! i am still suffering... Well. i got to water my tree.

06-06-2003, 07:36 PM	#13
TiaraGurl No Whickety Whack Location: 718 area code Posts: 688	Last week I helped my friend move and I cut my leg on a metal part of a bureau, it ripped my jeans but did not break the skin. I have a huge bruise. I was paranoid about tetnus... __________________ Nothing is my fault except for everything.

06-06-2003, 07:41 PM	#15
Dead Frequency Minion of Satan Location: They don't know who did it, but they're looking for hardened criminals Posts: 5,960	I got drunk and fell down a hill with thorn bushes. I hit my left front tooth on the cement at the bottom, which bent it a little bit. I also skinned my knee and all the flesh on the second toe of my left foot was ripped off. Plus my left cheek was pretty cut up. __________________

06-06-2003, 07:54 PM	#16
BlueStar Newly independent Location: Some state's capitol building Posts: 7,242	Bruises on my arms and thighs from moving into my new apartment. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

06-06-2003, 05:27 PM	#2
ammy yer mom Posts: 23,180	holy monkies, that's not fun. how much got messed up? uhm. i don't get hurt often, really.. i guess the last time was when I hit an open drawr with my shin.. yeeowch. it's scarring

06-06-2003, 05:32 PM	#4
I Love You Demi-God Location: tx Posts: 458	i fell on a knife

06-06-2003, 05:33 PM	#5
Toby Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: the mtns Posts: 43,034	I was at the bar on monday and bent down to pick something up and when I came back up I knocked my head on the corner of the bar, my head was cut but nothing serious. It hurts like hell still tho

06-06-2003, 05:35 PM	#6
yo soy el mejor Banned Location: all over the Internet Posts: 43,693	i cant think of the last. but the worst was when i was stabbed in the hand. and now im afraid of balloons.

06-06-2003, 05:55 PM	#7
Orchestra Minion of Satan Posts: 7,776	I work in a dirty warehouse, I get about 3-10 cuts a week(hands)

06-06-2003, 05:57 PM	#8
slugger Banned Location: in your head Posts: 1,101	i don't count like minor cuts and stuff as injuries. I couldn't even tell you how often i get minor bumps and bruises.

06-06-2003, 05:57 PM	#9
Geek USA car wash cunt Location: cuyler ave Posts: 39,762	when I broke the window and it cut my hand.

06-06-2003, 06:53 PM	#12
murgle Shaz doesn't fuck around. Location: dallas Posts: 9,260	my broken knee-cap is the last major injury i've managed to fall down/run into things and get bruised/cut/etc. but that doesnt count, really, because its a daily thing...

06-06-2003, 07:37 PM	#14
El Savior Socialphobic Location: Blue State <----- Posts: 10,231	i twisted my knee and ankle a little bit playing basketball. rolling over your ankle sucks.

06-06-2003, 07:57 PM	#17
twice Socialphobic Location: kitty in the middle Posts: 10,183	can't recall. i have a lot of random bruises, and i don't know where they come from. __________________ j'en perds la raison dans la mer du japon

06-06-2003, 07:59 PM	#18
noyen Immortal Posts: 26,816	i have "xbox thumb". time for workers comp.

06-06-2003, 08:30 PM	#19
the Minion of Satan Location: ajksaksak. Posts: 7,794	dirrty hmm... i just hurt myself again. my mom said i should have a bath and teh sponge... oh GAWD... it peeled my skin... oh... right now i'm just praying to jesus or allah or whateva that... that really wasn't skin. maybe it was just a thick layer of dirt (HAHA i just wrote firt. uhm. LOL). does this count? Last edited by the : 06-06-2003 at 08:33 PM.

06-06-2003, 08:32 PM	#20
ammy yer mom Posts: 23,180	i would be overjoyed if you were a new incarnation of suze.

06-06-2003, 08:35 PM	#21
the Minion of Satan Location: ajksaksak. Posts: 7,794	who the fuck is suze? is she hawt? bleh... on the other hand... i dun really like the name suze. maybe if it was... LARIS or somethin... mmm...

06-06-2003, 08:37 PM	#22
FearFactory Socialphobic Location: the stars Posts: 10,493	Nothing major in a while. I strained a muscle a bit yesterday lifting weights, but it's fine now. __________________ I'm tired of searching for myself.

06-06-2003, 08:46 PM	#23
Krafty Ownz Location: North Carolina Posts: 525	I was doing some roofing work las fall and I slipped and fell into the house and I cut myself up a bit and badly sprained my wrist.

06-06-2003, 08:47 PM	#24
crescentfresh Minion of Satan Location: Diego Posts: 6,657	I burned my ass sitting on top of Mike's car last night.

06-06-2003, 11:11 PM	#25
Eve Apocalyptic Poster Location: st. louis missouri Posts: 1,952	mmmm besides small things like stubbing a toe or whatever... last october my boyfriend at the time was tickling me, even though i HATE that and told him NEVER to do it. well we were laying on a bed and my foot got caught in the comforter and arched the wrong way. like an upside down 'u.' and it hurt for a few weeks and it STILL hurts when i move it a certain way. apparently i tore some ligaments and never let them heal.

06-07-2003, 12:24 AM	#26
Nate the Grate Minion of Satan Posts: 6,212	hey, what are the chances of this thread appearing on the same day I got injured playing baseball. I was sliding into third and my left cleat got caught in the dirt (crappy infield). I twisted my ankle pretty badly, but I stayed in the game. it hurts quite a bit to walk on it now and it's really swollen. I'm icing it. hmmph, hope I can play tomorrow. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

06-07-2003, 12:40 AM	#27
Shane the Pane Pledge Location: Lewiston, ME Posts: 161	My latest injury is the ol' dirt in the eye after diving for a ball down the first base line.

06-07-2003, 02:28 AM	#29
Mayfuck Banned Location: i'm from japan also hollywood Posts: 57,812	When I sliced myself but that was quite a while I guess.

06-07-2003, 02:29 AM	#30
meow Netflix Me Location: Human Skull! Posts: 27,712	TOMMY BROKE MY NUTS

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