first thing you do when you get home?

slugger · 06-06-2003, 01:08 PM

as soon as i get into my room...

everything comes out my pockets on to my dresser and the pants come off.. In my home i refuse to wear pants. I'd walk around in my boxers everywhere if i could.

ammy · 06-06-2003, 01:09 PM

say hi to the dog. and uhm. put whatever i'm carrying down on the table?

Lie · 06-06-2003, 01:10 PM

Drop everything I'm carrying right where I am and make a mess.

sppunk · 06-06-2003, 01:11 PM

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Originally posted by slugger
as soon as i get into my room...

everything comes out my pockets on to my dresser and the pants come off.. In my home i refuse to wear pants. I'd walk around in my boxers everywhere if i could.

Where do you put the crack?

MonteLDS · 01:17 PM

I tend to go to the bathroom to extract some urine

Injektilo · 06-06-2003, 01:19 PM

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Originally posted by MonteLDS
extract some urine

sorry monte. I like you, you're a good guy. but you make really funny mistakes sometimes.

slugger · 06-06-2003, 01:21 PM

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Originally posted by sppunk

Where do you put the crack?

in the lungs of your family.

avian chaos · 06-06-2003, 01:23 PM

Go poop. Really.

slugger · 06-06-2003, 01:25 PM

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Originally posted by avian chaos
Go poop. Really.

HAHA i used to to that when i came home from school, i don't poop as much anymore though.

Salena Child · 06-06-2003, 01:27 PM

strip down into my undies and tank top turn the stereo on and dance around.

silent1 · 06-06-2003, 01:28 PM

as soon as i get home i turn on the t.v. to watch extended play. then i pack a bowl. by that time it's 4:20. so i smoke the bowl while watching extended play. then i proceed to play video games until i pass out.

avian chaos · 06-06-2003, 01:35 PM

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Originally posted by slugger

HAHA i used to to that when i came home from school, i don't poop as much anymore though.

A terd a day keeps the hemorrhoids away!!

slugger · 06-06-2003, 01:51 PM

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Originally posted by avian chaos

A terd a day keeps the hemorrhoids away!!

HAHAHA...

I have never heard that before in my life, if that's original... genius.

slugger · 06-06-2003, 01:52 PM

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Originally posted by silent1
as soon as i get home i turn on the t.v. to watch extended play. then i pack a bowl. by that time it's 4:20. so i smoke the bowl while watching extended play. then i proceed to play video games until i pass out.

that's pretty sad man.

If i'm in Taylor sometime i'll show you weed that'd make you forget about TV and video games and watch the ceiling.

Geek USA · 06-06-2003, 01:56 PM

open the door:

put everything down on the table
go upstairs
take off my shoes
get on computer

---------

I'm a sick, sad girl

avian chaos · 06-06-2003, 02:07 PM

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Originally posted by slugger

HAHAHA...

I have never heard that before in my life, if that's original... genius.

Yes, well, I have to admit it was somewhat of a family effort.
We were teasing one of my brothers one day when he complained about not being able to poop.

twilightfadez · 06-06-2003, 02:08 PM

say hi to rocket
take off my bra

KrazeeStacee · 06-06-2003, 02:13 PM

I walk in the door, hang up my keys on the back of the door, try to peel the puppy off my leg, try to shut the other dog up from barking, go into "my room" and put my stuff on the bed, flop down, take off my shoes, plug in my laptop, go into the kitchen, say hi to my mom, get something to drink, go to the bathroom, then come back into my room and get online before I jump in the shower.

slugger · 06-06-2003, 02:14 PM

my friend called on the phone.. so i asked him..

"First thing I do when i get home is I smack my mom and say why the hell didn't you wear a condom you whore?"

he don't even live with his mom though, fucking retard.

silent1 · 06-06-2003, 02:35 PM

oh god man. like i've never had good weed before? and why is it sad that i enjoy video games?

FearFactory · 06-06-2003, 02:36 PM

Stick my finger up my nostrils and pull all the boogers out.

slugger · 06-06-2003, 02:40 PM

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Originally posted by silent1
oh god man. like i've never had good weed before? and why is it sad that i enjoy video games?

if that's all you do all day every day... i dunno it's just sad.

KrazeeStacee · 06-06-2003, 02:45 PM

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Originally posted by slugger

if that's all you do all day every day... i dunno it's just sad.

There's nothing wrong with that.

mpp · 06-06-2003, 02:47 PM

empty my pockets

stretch out on the couch

silent1 · 06-06-2003, 02:50 PM

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Originally posted by KrazeePumpkin

There's nothing wrong with that.

thank you thank you. how am i sad when he goes home and gets naked and walks around all in front of his mom like "hey mom look at my weiner" now that's sad.

Elvis The Fat Years · 06-06-2003, 02:51 PM

puke. eat. brush teeth. sleep.

avian chaos · 06-06-2003, 02:52 PM

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Originally posted by FearFactory
Stick my finger up my nostrils and pull all the boogers out.

Dude, yr supposed to do that beFORE you leave the house. At least I do. The prospect of laughing so hard that I shoot snot out of my nostrils terrifies me. I already have a huge problem with spitting up food or ... um, SPIT, when I'm laughing too hard & trying to say something.

silent1 · 06-06-2003, 02:52 PM

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Originally posted by Elvis The Fat Years
puke. eat. brush teeth. sleep.

yeah, bulemia can be tough.

slugger · 06-06-2003, 03:05 PM

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Originally posted by silent1

thank you thank you. how am i sad when he goes home and gets naked and walks around all in front of his mom like "hey mom look at my weiner" now that's sad.

I get naked? i don't think you read that clearly..

i wasn't even trying to insult you. I'm just saying that if all i did was play video games (no human interaction) i'd be depressed.

Since you wanted to insult me though....

Fuck you, trailor ass bitch. You live in Taylor! If anyone is getting naked in front of their mom it's your incest born ass. Now go jerk off to your family photo album, punk ass bitch.

Nimrod's Son · 06-06-2003, 03:06 PM

I usually turn on the YES network.

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06-06-2003, 01:09 PM	#2
ammy yer mom Posts: 23,180	say hi to the dog. and uhm. put whatever i'm carrying down on the table?

06-06-2003, 01:10 PM	#3
Lie Socialphobic Location: Goin' out West where they'll appreciate me Posts: 10,001	Drop everything I'm carrying right where I am and make a mess.

06-06-2003, 01:27 PM	#10
Salena Child Apocalyptic Poster Location: Ohio Posts: 2,127	strip down into my undies and tank top turn the stereo on and dance around.

06-06-2003, 01:28 PM	#11
silent1 Minion of Satan Location: detroit, mi Posts: 7,158	as soon as i get home i turn on the t.v. to watch extended play. then i pack a bowl. by that time it's 4:20. so i smoke the bowl while watching extended play. then i proceed to play video games until i pass out.

06-06-2003, 01:56 PM	#15
Geek USA car wash cunt Location: cuyler ave Posts: 39,762	open the door: put everything down on the table go upstairs take off my shoes get on computer --------- I'm a sick, sad girl

06-06-2003, 02:13 PM	#18
KrazeeStacee Immortal Location: Sherwood Forest Posts: 21,296	I walk in the door, hang up my keys on the back of the door, try to peel the puppy off my leg, try to shut the other dog up from barking, go into "my room" and put my stuff on the bed, flop down, take off my shoes, plug in my laptop, go into the kitchen, say hi to my mom, get something to drink, go to the bathroom, then come back into my room and get online before I jump in the shower.

06-06-2003, 02:14 PM	#19
slugger Banned Location: in your head Posts: 1,101	my friend called on the phone.. so i asked him.. "First thing I do when i get home is I smack my mom and say why the hell didn't you wear a condom you whore?" he don't even live with his mom though, fucking retard.

06-06-2003, 02:35 PM	#20
silent1 Minion of Satan Location: detroit, mi Posts: 7,158	oh god man. like i've never had good weed before? and why is it sad that i enjoy video games?

06-06-2003, 02:47 PM	#24
mpp Minion of Satan Posts: 7,577	empty my pockets stretch out on the couch

06-06-2003, 02:51 PM	#26
Elvis The Fat Years 007 373 5963 Posts: 31,408	puke. eat. brush teeth. sleep.

06-06-2003, 03:06 PM	#30
Nimrod's Son Master of Karate and Friendship Location: in your butt Posts: 72,943	I usually turn on the YES network.