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Minion of Satan
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no. no you're not. and it saddens me. to think that all this time you were sleeping with my cat. if every oraphice on your body had suddenly blasted off into space wouldn't you feel as if...wouldn't you feel as if god had just played a dirty prank on you? i mean come on we only get 9 lives. *sigh* hmpf. it's always the same. even if i did have a large enough dildo i would never stick my finger in a whopper with cheese. i guess people never change though. sometimes when i'm sad i like to put on a good oldies 8 track and just lay on my kitchen table with a bottle of boones farm. and kick in the old j's. you know? no. no you don't. and it frightens me.
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Apocalyptic Poster
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yep.
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Minion of Satan
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you wouldn't by any chance...want to...make out...would you?
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CORNFROST
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That wasn't a good attempt at trying to sound insane
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Minion of Satan
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*sigh* see. even if a monkey asks a question. the giraffes never return the favor.
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Minion of Satan
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hi. i'm troy mcclure. you may remember me from such films as "poop loops" and "where's my pizza?"
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Minion of Satan
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waaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh gods of rock?
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Master of Karate and Friendship
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If you're a troll, you're not funny.
If you're not a troll, you're even less funny. |
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Minion of Satan
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*sigh* i'm not funny enough to be here? shall i wipe my ass with my mother's frozen corpse?
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Socialphobic
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If you were insane, you wouldn't think so. If you do think you're insane, you're just acting up to try and get attention.
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Ownz
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let's make out, bitch.
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Minion of Satan
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yeeeeeeeeeeesssssssss. i've been trying to make out with that krazeepumpking biotch for months now. she just finally gave it up not too long ago. so...what's your name big boy?
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Ownz
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i don't have a penis
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Minion of Satan
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no penis eh? that's ok. who really needs one anyways with all the phallic shaped objects in the world. yes let's.
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Ownz
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hey does making out count as oral sex?
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Immortal
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hahaha, saying
"wanna make out?" "sure" on a messageboard is not what I would consider "giving it up". But thats okay =P DAMMMMMMMIT wheres my pizza? w-where's my pizza? I just got that DAMN song out of my head. thanks. thanks a lot. WHERES MY PIZZA?! |
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Minion of Satan
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hmmm. good question. perhaps we should go to the top of the ladder to figure this one out. *AHEM* MAAAAAAAAAA. DOES MAKING OUT COUNT AS ORAL SEX?
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Ownz
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well i was jsut wondering since there's a thread about oral sex and everything and i wanted to participate.
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Immortal
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Minion of Satan
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lol. yay! is that the same avatar as on dx28?
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Immortal
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dont bring it up on that board though keep it on the dl yo |
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Minion of Satan
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awwwwww. i can't believe you broke up the band. i told you that would happen. lol.
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Master of Karate and Friendship
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Immortal
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It had nothing to do with me, it was because he didn't make the show last friday cuz he had to work and key was being all gay about it like "that was a big show because we could have gotten shows at bigger clubs in toledo blah blah blah" i was like shuttup and kiss dis ass cuz toledo sucks, and come play in chicago you fool. it was a lot of stuff IT WASNT ME I SWEAR!!!!!!!!! |
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Minion of Satan
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hahahaha no
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Minion of Satan
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oh i see. well that's lame. where does he work?
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Minion of Satan
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Immortal
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