here's a zinger: how much oral sex have you had? - Page 3

yeah whatever · 06-05-2003, 03:31 PM

mpp really get off on this shit

mpp · 06-05-2003, 03:38 PM

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Originally posted by yeah whatever
mpp really get off on this shit

i'm definitely enjoying it, for real

work has been boring the past few days...i'm working thru a bankruptcy appeal

in front of me, i have title 11 of the U.S. Code and two boring ass bankruptcy cases

for me, reading about peoples' oral sex adventures is fun fun fun compared to anything else i have to do

ammy · 06-05-2003, 03:53 PM

no female experience

given - 2
gotten - 2

Nimrod's Son · 06-05-2003, 03:54 PM

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Originally posted by mpp

nice!

was it a real hummer or just a blowjob? In other words, are you using hummer and blowjob synonymously?

Yes. Hummer=blowjob.

shaniqua · 04:19 PM

i've sucked 19 dicks,
had my pussy eaten by 22 guys and 1 girl
eaten 1 pussy.

bornentertainer · 06-05-2003, 04:20 PM

Given: 3
Gotten: 3

Shattered · 06-05-2003, 04:22 PM

Given: 3
Gotten: 4

Nimrod's Son · 08:39 PM

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Originally posted by crescentfresh

I might add some pussies, but that's it.

Hooray! Applications will be accepted!

DeadOpera · 06-05-2003, 04:42 PM

licked 3
been sucked by 4

machinaddict · 06-05-2003, 05:03 PM

licked: 1
been sucked by: 3

Never Nohen · 06-05-2003, 05:59 PM

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Originally posted by Nimrod's Son

I was working at a grocery store. Some coworker chick that I'd never even made out with saw me go into the freezer and then followed me in. She just did the "shhh" thing with her finger, then knelt and took care of business.

Y'know, I've gotta say that's pretty impressive on both your parts, if for no other reason than walk-in freezers are fucking COLD!

Never Nohen · 06-05-2003, 06:01 PM

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Originally posted by sarmatianus
I've had about 15 kilograms of oral sex.

LOL. (Which is something I only say when I actually do.)

Never Nohen · 06-05-2003, 06:10 PM

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Originally posted by mpp

amazing

i wonder if a lot of peopel do that?

I know some of my girl friends used to make out with eachother on the playground in, like, third grade. Not sure they were quite that curious though.

Nimrod's Son · 06-05-2003, 06:13 PM

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Originally posted by shaunna
i've sucked 19 dicks,
had my pussy eaten by 22 guys and 1 girl
eaten 1 pussy.

Damn! Ever been to Jersey? Maybe we ran into each other...

Never Nohen · 06-05-2003, 06:25 PM

I think Shaunna wins. *concedes the crown*

Nimrod's Son · 06-05-2003, 06:27 PM

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Originally posted by Never_Nohen
I think Shaunna wins. *concedes the crown*

Maybe the chick crown, but let's not forget there are 35 ladies walking around right now wishing my cock was tickling their tonsils again.

crescentfresh · 06-05-2003, 06:29 PM

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Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
let's not forget there are 35 ladies walking around right now wishing my cock was tickling their tonsils again.

oh lord

AndItsAllGone · 06-05-2003, 06:56 PM

This is such a surreal thread. It's like the end of blowjob camp or something, and the counselors are all patting our backs.

I've recieved oral sex from 16 different girls.
I've given it to five girls.

Nimrod's Son · 06-05-2003, 07:00 PM

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Originally posted by AndItsAllGone
This is such a surreal thread. It's like the end of blowjob camp or something, and the counselors are all patting our backs.

You must be the kid no one remembers from camp.

AndItsAllGone · 06-05-2003, 07:06 PM

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Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
You must be the kid no one remembers from camp.

Okay.

strange_one · 06-05-2003, 10:20 PM

I just can't compare to you guys

pussies licked - 5
been sucked - 3

miss world · 06-05-2003, 10:34 PM

given (male): one.
recieved: zero.

and when i was 11 me and my friend did a little 'experiment', too. :erm

yeah whatever · 06-05-2003, 10:37 PM

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Originally posted by miss world
given (male): one.
recieved: zero.

and when i was 11 me and my friend did a little 'experiment', too. :erm

miss world · 06-05-2003, 10:38 PM

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Originally posted by yeah whatever

yeah whatever.

aspecialkid · 06-05-2003, 10:39 PM

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Originally posted by miss world
given (male): one.
recieved: zero.

and when i was 11 me and my friend did a little 'experiment', too. :erm

wow your naughty...

well maybe not, first time i licked a girls pussy i was 7,and she was like 10 i think.

shaniqua · 06-05-2003, 10:45 PM

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Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
Damn! Ever been to Jersey? Maybe we ran into each other...

i've never been to jersey!

if i would have been, your pussy-eatin' number would be up a notch anyway.

THRILLHO · 06-05-2003, 11:16 PM

licked 2
been sucked by 3

this thread is great. it's really inspired me to knock pussy eatin' a few notches up in priority on my 'things to do' list.

FearFactory · 06-05-2003, 11:43 PM

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Originally posted by THRILLHO
licked 2
been sucked by 3

this thread is great. it's really inspired me to knock pussy eatin' a few notches up in priority on my 'things to do' list.

Not me. I could care less.

By the way, you'd better be ready in about half an hour.

THRILLHO · 06-05-2003, 11:45 PM

uhh... i'm going to be home in an hour. eerily close though! (i just worked late today.)

FearFactory · 06-05-2003, 11:47 PM

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Originally posted by THRILLHO
uhh... i'm going to be home in an hour. eerily close though! (i just worked late today.)

Well, then an HOUR. faggot.

06-05-2003, 04:17 PM	#65
shaniqua Minion of Satan Location: that's my prerogative Posts: 7,420	i've sucked 19 dicks, had my pussy eaten by 22 guys and 1 girl eaten 1 pussy. Last edited by shaniqua : 06-05-2003 at 04:19 PM.

06-05-2003, 03:31 PM	#61
yeah whatever Ownz Location: UNITED STATES OF WHATEVER. Posts: 518	mpp really get off on this shit

06-05-2003, 03:53 PM	#63
ammy yer mom Posts: 23,180	no female experience given - 2 gotten - 2

06-05-2003, 04:20 PM	#66
bornentertainer Apocalyptic Poster Location: bay area Posts: 4,468	Given: 3 Gotten: 3

06-05-2003, 04:22 PM	#67
Shattered Apocalyptic Poster Location: Uranus Posts: 1,196	Given: 3 Gotten: 4

06-05-2003, 04:42 PM	#69
DeadOpera Minion of Satan Location: ck Posts: 6,212	licked 3 been sucked by 4

06-05-2003, 05:03 PM	#70
machinaddict Apocalyptic Poster Location: Wolfville, NS Posts: 4,617	licked: 1 been sucked by: 3

06-05-2003, 06:25 PM	#75
Never Nohen Apocalyptic Poster Location: Never Never Land Posts: 2,981	I think Shaunna wins. concedes the crown

06-05-2003, 06:56 PM	#78
AndItsAllGone Ownz Location: Gilford, NH Posts: 501	This is such a surreal thread. It's like the end of blowjob camp or something, and the counselors are all patting our backs. I've recieved oral sex from 16 different girls. I've given it to five girls.

06-05-2003, 10:20 PM	#81
strange_one No Chance Location: Here Posts: 13,788	I just can't compare to you guys pussies licked - 5 been sucked - 3

06-05-2003, 10:34 PM	#82
miss world Minion of Satan Posts: 8,742	given (male): one. recieved: zero. and when i was 11 me and my friend did a little 'experiment', too. :erm

06-05-2003, 11:16 PM	#87
THRILLHO Apocalyptic Poster Location: vancouver Posts: 2,092	licked 2 been sucked by 3 this thread is great. it's really inspired me to knock pussy eatin' a few notches up in priority on my 'things to do' list.

06-05-2003, 11:45 PM	#89
THRILLHO Apocalyptic Poster Location: vancouver Posts: 2,092	uhh... i'm going to be home in an hour. eerily close though! (i just worked late today.)