here's a zinger: how much oral sex have you had? - Page 2

Nimrod's Son · 06-05-2003, 02:02 PM

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Originally posted by Never_Nohen

Hee. I always thought it'd be fun to do something like that. Just like, pull some hot guy aside and give him head, and have that be that. Without all the ensuing over-analysis and talking and "What does it all mean?? Will you be my girlfriend?!?" that inevitably follows. I'm way too shy though. Maybe someday...

Although, I guess, I gave one of my friends a blowjob for a birthday present one year and it was kinda like that. So that was pretty cool. Except I've gotten never-ending crap from his roommate about it, ever since. *laughs*

I was working at a grocery store. Some coworker chick that I'd never even made out with saw me go into the freezer and then followed me in. She just did the "shhh" thing with her finger, then knelt and took care of business. No words exchanged. Kinda cool, we never did anything with each other again, and probably never would have had she not chosen that opportunity.

As for oral, I will have to estimate on the number of chicks that have gone down on me. There was a long period of my life where I wasn't into sex, but woudl take oral when it was available... one night oral stands were given to me, but never given by me.

Been sucked: 35
Licked: 6

mpp · 06-05-2003, 02:14 PM

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Originally posted by Reine Noir
Let's just say that I'm impatient.

*here's to impatience*

crescentfresh · 06-05-2003, 02:15 PM

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Originally posted by Nimrod's Son

Been sucked: 35

I knew you didn't really know, but I didn't estimate it to be that high

Big pimpin!

mpp · 06-05-2003, 02:16 PM

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Originally posted by Nimrod's Son

Been sucked: 35

that's what i want to hear!

is that pure estimation or an accurate #?

Nimrod's Son · 06-05-2003, 02:17 PM

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Originally posted by crescentfresh

I knew you didn't really know, but I didn't estimate it to be that high

Big pimpin!

Heh, the years of 17-19 were interesting. Lots of parties, beach trips, and 18+ clubs. I'd say at minimum 30. I really stopped counting after 10 or so.

As for knowing/remembering names, that would be single digits.

FearFactory · 06-05-2003, 02:18 PM

eaten out: 1
been sucked off by: 1

Nimrod's Son · 06-05-2003, 02:19 PM

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Originally posted by FearFactory
eaten out: 1
been sucked off by: 1

Hmm, maybe listing some handjobs would fatten up those #s...

yo soy el mejor · 06-05-2003, 02:20 PM

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Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
Been sucked: 35

gahdamn! are there any special ones that you remember well?

FearFactory · 06-05-2003, 02:21 PM

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Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
Hmm, maybe listing some handjobs would fatten up those #s...

still only one.

sarmatianus · 06-05-2003, 02:21 PM

I've had about 15 kilograms of oral sex.

mpp · 06-05-2003, 02:21 PM

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Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
Hmm, maybe listing some handjobs would fatten up those #s...

oh jesus that would put me up in the triple digits

nah, not really...but almost

Nimrod's Son · 06-05-2003, 02:23 PM

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Originally posted by yo soy el mejor

gahdamn! are there any special ones that you remember well?

You mean besides the chick in the freezer that I told about earlier?

Nimrod's Son · 06-05-2003, 02:23 PM

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Originally posted by yo soy el mejor

gahdamn! are there any special ones that you remember well?

There are many that I remember, but there is only one special one.

Toby · 06-05-2003, 02:23 PM

I've ate alot of pussy in my life:erm
rough estimate: ??

yo soy el mejor · 06-05-2003, 02:23 PM

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Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
You mean besides the chick in the freezer that I told about earlier?

yes

crescentfresh · 06-05-2003, 02:24 PM

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Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
You mean besides the chick in the freezer that I told about earlier?

I'm not worth remembering.

Now I feel like I'm just a number.

Nimrod's Son · 06-05-2003, 02:24 PM

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Originally posted by mpp

oh jesus that would put me up in the triple digits

nah, not really...but almost

I think handjobs are like 3. When a chick starts that, I just kindly tell her I don't enjoy them. Shit, I can do that better myself. I'd rather just play with her cans than have her try and stroke it.

YeehaJamesIha · 06-05-2003, 02:25 PM

teehee

sucked: 7
licked: 1
been licked by: 9

Nimrod's Son · 06-05-2003, 02:25 PM

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Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
There are many that I remember, but there is only one special one.

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Originally posted by crescentfresh

I'm not worth remembering.

Now I feel like I'm just a number.

mpp · 06-05-2003, 02:25 PM

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Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
I think handjobs are like 3. When a chick starts that, I just kindly tell her I don't enjoy them. Shit, I can do that better myself. I'd rather just play with her cans than have her try and stroke it.

but when you were a kid???

jesus christ that was the greatest thing of all time...girls didn't give blowjobs, i didn't think at least, when i was like 14

crescentfresh · 06-05-2003, 02:25 PM

I jokeses.

mpp · 06-05-2003, 02:26 PM

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Originally posted by YeehaJamesIha

licked: 1

how was that?

and total congratulations on being licked more than sucking! nice!

Nimrod's Son · 06-05-2003, 02:27 PM

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Originally posted by mpp

but when you were a kid???

jesus christ that was the greatest thing of all time...girls didn't give blowjobs, i didn't think at least, when i was like 14

Two chicks gave me handjobs in my teens, one when I was 20.

Yeah, I'd rather touch their budding young cans than get a handjob. Hell, I'd rather finger them then get a handjob. A lot of chicks treat it like they're picking carrots.

And for the record, I got my first hummer at 13.

Nimrod's Son · 06-05-2003, 02:28 PM

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Originally posted by yo soy el mejor
wait. i licked one when i was 12. does that count?

we were just little girls wondering what it felt like.

Pics?

sarmatianus · 06-05-2003, 02:30 PM

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Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
And for the record, I got my first hummer at 13.

FearFactory · 06-05-2003, 02:35 PM

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Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
Pics?

http://www.solosnake.fsnet.co.uk/main/jpg/kirk4.jpg

mpp · 06-05-2003, 02:37 PM

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Originally posted by yo soy el mejor
wait. i licked one when i was 12. does that count?

we were just little girls wondering what it felt like.

amazing

i wonder if a lot of peopel do that?

mpp · 06-05-2003, 02:38 PM

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Originally posted by Nimrod's Son

And for the record, I got my first hummer at 13.

nice!

was it a real hummer or just a blowjob? In other words, are you using hummer and blowjob synonymously?

BlueStar · 06-05-2003, 03:08 PM

sucked from start to finish: 1
sucked for a very brief amount of time as foreplay: 4
been licked: 6

mpp · 06-05-2003, 03:16 PM

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Originally posted by BlueStar
sucked from start to finish: 1

was this rossdale?

and congrats on being licked more than sucking...it's amazing what some women can manage in this world of ours

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sarmatianus Apocalyptic Poster Location: Charm City Posts: 1,033	I've had about 15 kilograms of oral sex.

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Toby Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: the mtns Posts: 43,034	I've ate alot of pussy in my life:erm rough estimate: ??

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crescentfresh Minion of Satan Location: Diego Posts: 6,657	I jokeses.