here's a zinger: how much oral sex have you had?

mpp · 06-05-2003, 12:18 PM

it's really wild to think about it (at least for me)...

to really sit down and think about how i've convinced so many girls to put my penis into their mouths for extended periods of time...

and, for that matter, how many girls have "convinced" me to lick around on one of their body cavities...

it's just fucking nuts

me:

pussies licked: 9
my dick's been sucked by: 11 different girls

crescentfresh · 06-05-2003, 12:19 PM

dicks sucked : 5
been licked : 4

wow, i really had to think about that one.

sickbadthing · 06-05-2003, 12:23 PM

Sex is not a game of stats like baseball.

mpp · 06-05-2003, 12:24 PM

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Originally posted by crescentfresh

wow, i really had to think about that one.

isn't that weird?

i had to get out a piece of paper and actually think back and mark them all down

most of them, in fact, have been in the last 3 years so good luck, crescentfresh! (aren't you 20??)

in fact, when i was 20 i would've said:

licked: 3
dick was sucked by: 3

mpp · 06-05-2003, 12:26 PM

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Originally posted by sickbadthing
Sex is not a game of stats like baseball.

not even oral sex?

oral sex is such a strange idea that i think of it a little bit like a game...i mean, you convince a woman to put your penis in her mouth and bob up and down on it and then swallow your cum! that's fucking nutzo if you ask me but most women will definitely do it (and totally enjoy it)!

crescentfresh · 06-05-2003, 12:27 PM

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Originally posted by mpp

isn't that weird?

i had to get out a piece of paper and actually think back and mark them all down

most of them, in fact, have been in the last 3 years so good luck, crescentfresh! (aren't you 20??)

in fact, when i was 20 i would've said:

licked: 3
dick was sucked by: 3

yeah. and i didn't have any oral till I was 18 :erm

A lot happened when I went to the university

they were all "boyfriends" though. Only lasted a few months each.

Never Nohen · 06-05-2003, 12:28 PM

*laughs* Hm. I have no idea how much oral sex I've had, but I could probably count up how many people I've had it with... *thinks*

Cocks: 12
Pussies: 3

Gone down on by: 10

*waits for Affect to comment*

mpp · 06-05-2003, 12:28 PM

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Originally posted by crescentfresh

they were all "boyfriends" though.

that's cool and all but it's all about the one night stands for getting those numbers up!

but be careful and make em double bag that shit

Human Replica Droid · 06-05-2003, 12:29 PM

Three different guys, countless times.

slugger · 06-05-2003, 12:29 PM

i bet i'm the only guy that has turned down oral sex multiple times.

can't answer that question though, sorry.

crescentfresh · 06-05-2003, 12:30 PM

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Originally posted by mpp

that's cool and all but it's all about the one night stands for getting those numbers up!

haha, not into that, sorry. And if all goes according to plan my numbers are frozen.

mpp · 06-05-2003, 12:30 PM

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Originally posted by Never_Nohen

Cocks: 12
Pussies: 3

Gone down on by: 10

when your pussy was licked, how many times were by girls and how many times were by guys?

also, which do you find more enjoyable, sucking or licking?

mpp · 06-05-2003, 12:31 PM

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Originally posted by crescentfresh

And if all goes according to plan my numbers are frozen.

you are definitely playing some hardball there

crescentfresh · 06-05-2003, 12:32 PM

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Originally posted by mpp

you are definitely playing some hardball there

I might add some pussies, but that's it.

mpp · 06-05-2003, 12:33 PM

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Originally posted by SilverSomatic
I can't count. that's terrible.

no chick-a-dee, it's OK

just take some time and figure it out...it took me almost 15 minutes to come to those final numbers

some are foggy from the haze of alcohol and some are big skeletons in the ol' closet (gettin a little tight in there i think)

mpp · 06-05-2003, 12:34 PM

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Originally posted by crescentfresh

I might add some pussies, but that's it.

that's the spirit!!

dishpan · 06-05-2003, 12:35 PM

i got head at work last night, that was awesome. nothing like getting paid to receive oral!

mpp · 06-05-2003, 12:36 PM

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Originally posted by dishpan
i got head at work last night, that was awesome. nothing like getting paid to receive oral!

oh that is fucking awesome!!!!!

congrats!

yeah whatever · 06-05-2003, 12:37 PM

jczeroman · 06-05-2003, 12:37 PM

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Originally posted by dishpan
i got head at work last night, that was awesome. nothing like getting paid to receive oral!

details? How does that happen?

mpp · 06-05-2003, 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SilverSomatic

precisely

you know how it is, dawg

two of my 11 were one night (the last night of sophomore year of college)...wild shit was goin down that night (no pun intended)

i also made out w/ 2 other girls that night...4 in one night, not a bad day at the office

dishpan · 06-05-2003, 12:38 PM

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Originally posted by jczeroman

details? How does that happen?

one of my lady friends visited me during my second shift and i just locked the door to my office!

jczeroman · 06-05-2003, 12:41 PM

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Originally posted by dishpan

one of my lady friends visited me during my second shift and i just locked the door to my office!

you are my herohttp://forums.netphoria.org/wwwboard/icons/icon14.gif

mpp · 06-05-2003, 12:42 PM

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Originally posted by jczeroman

you are my hero

Never Nohen · 06-05-2003, 12:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mpp
when your pussy was licked, how many times were by girls and how many times were by guys?

also, which do you find more enjoyable, sucking or licking?

Mmm...Of the people that have gone down on me, *thinks* 8 have been guys, 1 girl, and 1 neither.

Um, I don't think I really have enough pussy-licking experience to say either way. Right now, I'd probably be inclined to say that I prefer going down on guys, but that's just because I love doing it, and I really know what I'm doing so it's less nervewracking.

(Did you read the end Human Replica's oral-sex post?)

But once I get some more practice with girls (or, people with vaginas, regardless of gender

) I might find that I love that just as much. I mean, I've certainly enjoyed it so far...I just always feel like I don't know what I'm doing.

crescentfresh · 06-05-2003, 12:43 PM

Nimrod has a story like that

Some girl he worked with went down on him in the freezer and didn't say anything.

Never Nohen · 06-05-2003, 12:51 PM

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Originally posted by crescentfresh
Some girl he worked with went down on him in the freezer and didn't say anything.

Hee. I always thought it'd be fun to do something like that. Just like, pull some hot guy aside and give him head, and have that be that. Without all the ensuing over-analysis and talking and "What does it all mean?? Will you be my girlfriend?!?" that inevitably follows.

I'm way too shy though. Maybe someday...

Although, I guess, I gave one of my friends a blowjob for a birthday present one year and it was kinda like that. So that was pretty cool. Except I've gotten never-ending crap from his roommate about it, ever since. *laughs*

Mariner · 06-05-2003, 12:52 PM

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Originally posted by Never_Nohen

1 neither.

Krafty · 06-05-2003, 12:59 PM

Sucked: 4
Been Licked: 3

Reine Noir · 06-05-2003, 01:18 PM

I've sucked only 3 dicks. I've been licked by 3 people. I've had sex with far more people. Let's just say that I'm impatient.

06-05-2003, 12:18 PM	#1
mpp Minion of Satan Posts: 7,577	here's a zinger: how much oral sex have you had? it's really wild to think about it (at least for me)... to really sit down and think about how i've convinced so many girls to put my penis into their mouths for extended periods of time... and, for that matter, how many girls have "convinced" me to lick around on one of their body cavities... it's just fucking nuts me: pussies licked: 9 my dick's been sucked by: 11 different girls

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06-05-2003, 12:19 PM	#2
crescentfresh Minion of Satan Location: Diego Posts: 6,657	dicks sucked : 5 been licked : 4 wow, i really had to think about that one.

06-05-2003, 12:23 PM	#3
sickbadthing Out fart the hottie! Location: I have super gonorrhoea Posts: 24,316	Sex is not a game of stats like baseball.

06-05-2003, 12:28 PM	#7
Never Nohen Apocalyptic Poster Location: Never Never Land Posts: 2,981	laughs Hm. I have no idea how much oral sex I've had, but I could probably count up how many people I've had it with... thinks Cocks: 12 Pussies: 3 Gone down on by: 10 waits for Affect to comment

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Human Replica Droid Ownz Location: O to the H Posts: 870	Three different guys, countless times.

06-05-2003, 12:29 PM	#10
slugger Banned Location: in your head Posts: 1,101	i bet i'm the only guy that has turned down oral sex multiple times. can't answer that question though, sorry.

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dishpan bestfriendless Location: Washington DC \| Dallas TX \| San Diego CA Posts: 1,712	i got head at work last night, that was awesome. nothing like getting paid to receive oral!

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crescentfresh Minion of Satan Location: Diego Posts: 6,657	Nimrod has a story like that Some girl he worked with went down on him in the freezer and didn't say anything.

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Krafty Ownz Location: North Carolina Posts: 525	Sucked: 4 Been Licked: 3

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Reine Noir Pledge Location: east lansing, michigan, usa Posts: 129	I've sucked only 3 dicks. I've been licked by 3 people. I've had sex with far more people. Let's just say that I'm impatient.