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Old 06-05-2003, 04:34 AM   #1
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Red face This was fun last time.

i am a cock-heavy vixen who loves to infiltrate monster cocks.

thats alotta cocks. :erm

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Old 06-05-2003, 04:37 AM   #2
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i am a muscular organ doner who loves to pull circus tents.
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Old 06-05-2003, 04:48 AM   #3
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i am a miniscule pinup model who loves to gulp samurais.

 
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Old 06-05-2003, 05:18 AM   #4
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i am a carcinogenic nintendo 64 who loves to corner dinosaurs.
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Old 06-05-2003, 05:24 AM   #5
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I am a nut-licking clown who likes to shrink trouser snakes.

 
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Old 06-05-2003, 05:48 AM   #6
yo soy el mejor
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Talking wow. this is all news

i am a busty organ donor who loves to laugh at monster cocks.

 
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Old 06-05-2003, 06:00 AM   #7
dusty
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i am a nutt-licking stompslut who loves to gulp football malamutes.


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i don't even know what that means :erm

 
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Old 06-05-2003, 06:02 AM   #8
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I am a slam-dancing sea captain who loves to mount hot bitches.

Finally one that makes sense.

 
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Old 06-05-2003, 06:09 AM   #9
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Quote:
Originally posted by Mayfuck
I am a slam-dancing sea captain who loves to mount hot bitches.

Finally one that makes sense.
No it doesn't. Sea captains are gay.

"Yarr, this pornography will keep the men from resorting to homosexuality...for about twenty minutes."


 
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Old 06-05-2003, 06:09 AM   #10
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I am a muscular lizardman who loves to reward horses..Ugh..

 
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Old 06-05-2003, 08:06 AM   #11
tear stained glass
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i am a monstrous disco queen who loves to lagh at lesbians.

 
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Old 06-05-2003, 08:25 AM   #12
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I'm a macrophilic midget who loves to punish women

 
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Old 06-05-2003, 09:14 AM   #13
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i am a titanic hosecock boy who loves to deflower blow-up dolls.

 
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Old 06-05-2003, 09:15 AM   #14
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i am a slimy porn star* who loves to pilfer coke junkies.

 
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Old 06-05-2003, 09:32 AM   #15
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I thought thus one was pretty good:

I am a BUSTY SEA CAPTAIN who loves to PUNISH WOMEN

 
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Old 06-05-2003, 09:37 AM   #16
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I am a beautiful penis pumper who loves to shrink penises.

 
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Old 06-05-2003, 09:40 AM   #17
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i am a miniscule fish stick who loves to mount animals.

 
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Old 06-05-2003, 09:41 AM   #18
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i am a corpulent perpetrator who loves to poke lesbians.

 
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Old 06-05-2003, 09:42 AM   #19
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i am a malignant pinup model who loves to lick monster cocks.

 
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Old 06-05-2003, 09:50 AM   #20
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I am a drunken raver fag who loves to nuzzle huskies.

 
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Old 06-05-2003, 09:55 AM   #21
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malignant punk who loves to nuzzle sperm

 
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Old 06-05-2003, 10:08 AM   #22
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I am a horny pornstar who loves to sluuuuurp cunts

 
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Old 06-05-2003, 01:53 PM   #23
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masturbating chick-magnet who loves to discover clits

 
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Old 06-05-2003, 02:06 PM   #24
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MASTURBATING SEA CAPTAIN WHO LOVES TO CONTROL ANIMALS

 
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Old 06-05-2003, 02:09 PM   #25
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I am a horny stud magnet who likes to control hot bitches.

 
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Old 06-05-2003, 03:44 PM   #26
Thoughtless
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I am a monstrous hunk who loves to poke clits.

 
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Old 06-05-2003, 03:53 PM   #27
Toby
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I am a monumental pinup model who loves to discover balls

I like this one better: I am a nut-licking penis pumper who loves to grope scarecrows

 
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Old 06-05-2003, 04:24 PM   #28
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I am a tiny manwhore who loves to punish monster cocks.

Dirrty.

 
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Old 06-05-2003, 04:30 PM   #29
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I am a tiny raverfag who loves to corner blow-up dolls.

 
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Old 06-05-2003, 05:22 PM   #30
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I am a growthslutty horn-ball who loves to pilfer lesbians!
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