Whatcha bench?

Johnny_Swallow · 06-03-2003, 09:29 PM

I loved that SNL skit.

The last time I benched my max was back in 9th grade and I was at 160. I have no idea what it is now, but I'm about twice as muscular as I was then so I imagine around 200 or so if I actually wanted gains.

ammy · 09:38 PM

in highschool i maxed at 170 i think.

i havn't benched in a few years tho.. i should try again and see...

Nimrod's Son · 06-03-2003, 09:36 PM

In high school only around 260 or so.

I have no idea now. Less I am sure.

Mooney · 06-03-2003, 09:37 PM

i would probably guess around 70 or so.

both my shoulders are fucked, and i have zero muscle mass.

Eulogy · 06-03-2003, 09:38 PM

I don't know...but not a lot.

:erm

Johnny_Swallow · 06-03-2003, 09:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mooney
. both my shoulders are fucked, and i have zero muscle mass.

Yeah I have an idea that my shoulders will go if I test them very much, one of them pops a lot so I've stayed away from lifting close to my max.

KingJeremy · 06-03-2003, 10:57 PM

Like 175 lbs.

Dead Frequency · 06-03-2003, 11:00 PM

532 lbs

I Ate My Hamster · 06-04-2003, 02:11 AM

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Originally posted by Dead Frequency
532 lbs

One of my friends in high school maxed out at 540lbs.

Elvis The Fat Years · 06-04-2003, 03:02 AM

http://cheez125.homestead.com/files/Getting_Pumped1.MP3

Ann Ominous · 06-04-2003, 07:03 AM

http://www.usatoday.com/life/gallery/tomhanks/gump.jpg

jczeroman · 06-04-2003, 10:20 AM

I got it up to 255 before I stoped lifting consistantly... my little bro is now at 310 (he's 165lbs)

bench max really doesn't mean anything

sickbadthing · 06-04-2003, 10:27 AM

KrazeeStacee · 06-04-2003, 03:44 PM

Last summer I benched 120

I almost died after that, I'm such a weakling.

DeviousJ · 06-04-2003, 03:48 PM

I bench live grizzly bears, I don't know how much they weigh.

Is the cat of doom from an Inspector Gadget movie sequel?

mpp · 06-04-2003, 03:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jczeroman
I got it up to 255 before I stoped lifting consistantly

in high school (a long long time ago...5 years):

1. bench 235 (and i died afterward and then came back to life to never bench more than 230 ever again)...just looking at those 2 45-lb weights on each side made me so fucking nervous (that's 225, for all you amateurs)
2. clean 230 (barely)
3. squat 405 (my best lift by far b/c i'm short - still quite intimidating with 4 45-lb weights on each side of the bar)
4. dead lift 530 (that's nuts)

anyway, now i could bench about 135 if i'm lucky b/c i suck big time

Human Replica Droid · 06-04-2003, 03:53 PM

I can't believe this thread exists.

june33 · 06-04-2003, 03:56 PM

hhmmm let's see....the bar weighs about 45 lbs, right??

so i guess that would mean i bench about 65. haha.

jczeroman · 06-04-2003, 03:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mpp

1. bench 235 (and i died afterward and then came back to life to never bench more than 230 ever again)...just looking at those 2 45-lb weights on each side made me so fucking nervous (that's 225, for all you amateurs)
2. clean 230 (barely)
3. squat 405 (my best lift by far b/c i'm short - still quite intimidating with 4 45-lb weights on each side of the bar)
4. dead lift 530 (that's nuts)

Yea, i never got back up to 255 after I got it.

I squatted 520 and then stopped because it really hurt my back (or squat max's have to be 3 times in a row before they count)

I never cleaned anyting significant because I could never get under the bar.

I weight 165 and am 5'8"

Mayfuck · 06-04-2003, 04:56 PM

5,000 lbs.

slugger · 06-04-2003, 05:03 PM

i don't lift weights. but when i jerk off... that's gotta be the equivilent of curling roughly around 50lbs of cockmeat.

hehe

AngryDad · 06-04-2003, 05:42 PM

you people that actually put numbers need to get a life. Stop reliving your glory days in high school and get a fucking job.

Johnny_Swallow · 06-04-2003, 06:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AngryDad
you people that actually put numbers need to get a life. Stop reliving your glory days in high school and get a fucking job.

FUCK FITNESS. WHAT DID MY BODY EVER DO FOR ME???

You're a dumbass. Some people actually maintain their bodies after high-school.

jczeroman · 06-04-2003, 06:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AngryDad
you people that actually put numbers need to get a life. Stop reliving your glory days in high school and get a fucking job.

I have a job and I keep fit.

cowbite · 06-04-2003, 07:06 PM

135, but then again, I'm a sickly distance runner.

Nimrod's Son · 06-04-2003, 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by cowbite
135, but then again, I'm a sickly distance runner.

on the girl's team?

ammy · 07:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AngryDad
you people that actually put numbers need to get a life. Stop reliving your glory days in high school and get a fucking job.

hm, i have a job.. i go to the gym every day.. i have a husband.. and i go to school...

do i still need a life? 'cause i don't think i have time for anything else

Nimrod's Son · 06-04-2003, 07:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jczeroman

I have a job and I keep fit.

I have a job

crescentfresh · 06-04-2003, 07:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
I have a job

cowbite · 06-04-2003, 07:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
on the girl's team?

Considering I don't weigh an ounce over 130, I don't think it's too bad. I don't really bench, anyway. I prefer pushups.

06-03-2003, 09:29 PM	#1
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06-03-2003, 09:32 PM	#2
ammy yer mom Posts: 23,180	in highschool i maxed at 170 i think. i havn't benched in a few years tho.. i should try again and see... Last edited by ammy : 06-03-2003 at 09:38 PM.

06-03-2003, 09:37 PM	#4
Mooney Socialphobic Location: halifax Posts: 14,821	i would probably guess around 70 or so. both my shoulders are fucked, and i have zero muscle mass. __________________

06-03-2003, 11:00 PM	#8
Dead Frequency Minion of Satan Location: They don't know who did it, but they're looking for hardened criminals Posts: 5,960	532 lbs __________________

06-04-2003, 05:42 PM	#22
AngryDad Amish Rake Fighter Location: Idaho Posts: 10	you people that actually put numbers need to get a life. Stop reliving your glory days in high school and get a fucking job. __________________ -- shut up-a you face!

06-03-2003, 09:36 PM	#3
Nimrod's Son Master of Karate and Friendship Location: in your butt Posts: 72,943	In high school only around 260 or so. I have no idea now. Less I am sure.

06-03-2003, 09:38 PM	#5
Eulogy huh Posts: 62,361	I don't know...but not a lot. :erm

06-03-2003, 10:57 PM	#7
KingJeremy Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 2,880	Like 175 lbs.

06-04-2003, 03:02 AM	#10
Elvis The Fat Years 007 373 5963 Posts: 31,408	http://cheez125.homestead.com/files/Getting_Pumped1.MP3

06-04-2003, 07:03 AM	#11
Ann Ominous Ownz Location: gimme a fucking custom title, shitholes. Posts: 901	http://www.usatoday.com/life/gallery/tomhanks/gump.jpg

06-04-2003, 10:20 AM	#12
jczeroman Socialphobic Location: In my house. Posts: 14,465	I got it up to 255 before I stoped lifting consistantly... my little bro is now at 310 (he's 165lbs) bench max really doesn't mean anything

06-04-2003, 10:27 AM	#13
sickbadthing Out fart the hottie! Location: I have super gonorrhoea Posts: 24,316	.

06-04-2003, 03:44 PM	#14
KrazeeStacee Immortal Location: Sherwood Forest Posts: 21,296	Last summer I benched 120 I almost died after that, I'm such a weakling.

06-04-2003, 03:48 PM	#15
DeviousJ CORNFROST Location: GUREITO DESU YO Posts: 24,891	I bench live grizzly bears, I don't know how much they weigh. Is the cat of doom from an Inspector Gadget movie sequel?

06-04-2003, 03:53 PM	#17
Human Replica Droid Ownz Location: O to the H Posts: 870	I can't believe this thread exists.

06-04-2003, 03:56 PM	#18
june33 Ownz Location: Houston Posts: 655	hhmmm let's see....the bar weighs about 45 lbs, right?? so i guess that would mean i bench about 65. haha.

06-04-2003, 04:56 PM	#20
Mayfuck Banned Location: i'm from japan also hollywood Posts: 57,812	5,000 lbs.

06-04-2003, 05:03 PM	#21
slugger Banned Location: in your head Posts: 1,101	i don't lift weights. but when i jerk off... that's gotta be the equivilent of curling roughly around 50lbs of cockmeat. hehe

06-04-2003, 07:06 PM	#25
cowbite Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 1,171	135, but then again, I'm a sickly distance runner.

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