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Old 06-03-2003, 09:55 PM   #61
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im figuring your one of them kind of girls?

from what i was told those girls are called the "groupie sluts"
:erm

Oh right, of course...sex (including oral) with two musicians clearly makes me a "groupie slut".

 
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Old 06-03-2003, 09:56 PM   #62
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I was just thinking that as I posted. are you sure? I don't know. You barely made it, probably.
Yeah, he was engaged at the time.

 
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Old 06-03-2003, 09:58 PM   #63
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:erm

Oh right, of course...sex (including oral) with two musicians clearly makes me a "groupie slut".
well.. uhm..

to some peoploe :erm

anyway, you avoided the package question. that's important for us to know about.

 
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Old 06-03-2003, 10:00 PM   #64
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anyway, you avoided the package question. that's important for us to know about.
Well, I forgot to bring my measuring tape with me. But, I can say that it was very nice and of a decent size.

 
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Old 06-03-2003, 10:01 PM   #65
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well.. uhm..

to some peoploe :erm

anyway, you avoided the package question. that's important for us to know about.
yay, i was going to ask again but i felt like an ass.

and ammy, how can you not think he's hot? He's quite possibly one of the top 5 most beautiful men alive

 
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Old 06-03-2003, 10:03 PM   #66
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and ammy, how can you not think he's hot? He's quite possibly one of the top 5 most beautiful men alive
my opinion of hot is much different than yours. at one time i thot he was cute, i think that was inflicted by peer pressure :-/

 
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Old 06-03-2003, 10:04 PM   #67
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human interaction makes me sick.

 
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Old 06-03-2003, 10:10 PM   #68
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yay, i was going to ask again but i felt like an ass.

and ammy, how can you not think he's hot? He's quite possibly one of the top 5 most beautiful men alive
5.
http://www.softlord.com/celebs/briannew5.jpg

4.
http://images.toronto.com/feature/12...erland_400.jpg

3.
http://mywebpages.comcast.net/nikki4...9/Img_1669.jpg

2.
http://www.thezreview.co.uk/images/newsimages/gavin.jpg

1.

 
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Old 06-03-2003, 10:19 PM   #69
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i've got to admit that keifer sutherland or whoever is pretty damn handsome.
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Old 06-03-2003, 10:23 PM   #70
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i've got to admit that keifer sutherland or whoever is pretty damn handsome.
more like fucking hott...mmm...yeahhh

oooh.

Ok anyway, that list was cute Nimrod

 
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Old 06-03-2003, 11:13 PM   #71
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i've got to admit that keifer sutherland or whoever is pretty damn handsome.
Amen.

 
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Old 06-03-2003, 11:28 PM   #72
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ok then, if oral is gonna count:

-back seat of the car w/ family in front
that's unbelievably cool

 
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Old 06-03-2003, 11:33 PM   #73
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Old 06-03-2003, 11:59 PM   #74
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more like fucking hott...mmm...yeahhh

oooh.

Ok anyway, that list was cute Nimrod
ok i admit i have an older man kinda thing goin on, but keifer sutherland is so NOT hot it's unbelieveable.

 
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Old 06-04-2003, 12:24 AM   #75
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that's unbelievably cool
it was unbelievably cool quite often.....sophmore year in high school, i'd always offer her a ride home (and of course beg whoever was pickin' me up )

 
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Old 06-04-2003, 02:15 AM   #76
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Back of an Eclipse..
Outside..near a shack..
Right outside the neighbor's window..
The roof..if oral counts..

 
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Old 06-04-2003, 04:53 AM   #77
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- a couple of rides @ disneyland
How did you pull THAT off? Which rides were they?

 
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Old 06-04-2003, 04:55 AM   #78
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Old 06-04-2003, 10:51 AM   #79
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WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!

Samantha NEVER ceases to amaze me. When I was 14, I would have killed to ... :erm yeah, but still! He was engaged!


My contribution to this thread. Unisex bathroom at a gay bar

 
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Old 06-04-2003, 11:26 AM   #80
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How did you pull THAT off? Which rides were they?
remember the ride that went across the park in the air on that wire...i forget the name...and they got rid of it a few years back. captain eo was simple, late nite on the monorail, the people mover, and late nite on pirates of the caribbean when pretty much no one was in line and everyone got their own boat....

 
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Old 06-04-2003, 11:34 AM   #81
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bluestar, i think it's great that he was engaged

how fucking hardcore is that??


i mean, obviously you didn't swallow...right???

 
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Old 06-04-2003, 11:37 AM   #82
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bluestar, i think it's great that he was engaged

how fucking hardcore is that??


i mean, obviously you didn't swallow...right???
ahh, it's a common thing to have happen, really. I just wish I was a rock star so I could let random people go down on me.

And Gavin has never been all that faithful, from the things I have heard. But Gwen is annoying, I'd let some chick suck me off, too.

 
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Old 06-04-2003, 11:45 AM   #83
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I just wish I was a rock star so I could let random people go down on me.

 
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Old 06-04-2003, 12:26 PM   #84
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BlueStar, you are my fucking hero. Gavin was like my #1 Crush when I was a kid. (Shaddup, Ammy. )

Hey, Nimrod's got some pretty good taste. Good call on the song reference.

And Random (I'm sorry, I'm sure I know your real name, but I'm spacing it because I suck) but anyway, how can you not think Keifer Sutherland is hot? Hello? The Lost Boys? Stand By Me? Erm. Actually, maybe I just have a pathological 80s fetish...

Er, anyway. List:

    Intercourse
  • Roof of our house.
  • Outside while hiking 'n' stuff.
  • Middle of the rival school's football field in broad daylight.
  • In the car in the parking lot of my old highschool. And then we got out of the car to watch the sunrise and were standing there chilling naked, when we looked across the way and suddenly noticed a bunch of parents pulling up with their kids for some early weekend sports practice or something.

    Oral
  • Backyard under the stars.
  • Roof of an old Victorian hostel in Winnipeg.
  • Outside, up against a wall of one of the dorms.
  • Down next to Boulder Creek with kayakers going by every five minutes.
  • In the same room as a girl who we thought was asleep but apparently wasn't.
  • Inside this sexy ass elevator. (I could've linked you to the picture of me, but Angela's so much hotter.)


*laughs* Just realized each of the oral ones was with a different person. (Brownie points if you can guess who's who.)

Damn, sex is so much fun. Why the hell haven't I been having any this year?

 
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Old 06-04-2003, 03:12 PM   #85
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But Gwen is annoying, I'd let some chick suck me off, too.
i'll bet she gives either the worst head ever OR the best head ever

one of my friends said he thought she'd smell like old sweaty gym socks

 
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Old 06-04-2003, 03:28 PM   #86
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i'll bet she gives either the worst head ever OR the best head ever

one of my friends said he thought she'd smell like old sweaty gym socks
Nimrod licked her boob at a concert back in the day. I bet her boobs smell like cheddar.

 
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Old 06-04-2003, 03:31 PM   #87
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Nimrod licked her boob at a concert back in the day. I bet her boobs smell like cheddar.
They were sweaty. Didn't taste cheddary. There isn't much there though.

 
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Old 06-04-2003, 03:31 PM   #88
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i'll bet she gives either the worst head ever OR the best head ever

one of my friends said he thought she'd smell like old sweaty gym socks
I bet she's learning to give "machine head"

 
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Old 06-04-2003, 05:37 PM   #89
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i dont understand how thats a positive thing to respect. if that talentless goon went down on you, fine thats worthy of admiration, but he basically got a blowjob minus the 50 bucks he wouldve payed for a hooker. your basically a really cheap prostitute. worse, a groupie.

 
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Old 06-04-2003, 05:39 PM   #90
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