Why is going down on a girl typically regarded as...

Human Replica Droid · 06-03-2003, 01:05 PM

...more difficult than going down on a guy? That blowjobs are no big deal, while muff-diving is a skill? Seriously, though.

Granted, I have never gone down on a girl. But I am one, and I know what it takes to get me off. And it seems like it wouldn't be all that tricky.

Let's compare. The clit is about the size of a pea, and is only a couple of inches away from the vagina. Whatever your girl is into, it's not like you have to pack up your bags and drive a mile to get from one hot spot to the other. How hard is it really to suck or lick something the size of a pea? Especially if you know your girl, and what she likes, and can get it done without having to be down there for an hour.

Now, I'd certainly be willing to bet that getting your mouth around a dick would prove atleast as challenging, if not more so than a clit. That if your guy is into getting his balls licked or whatever, it's much further than a couple inches. Not to mention having a dick in your mouth and trying to be a little more creative than the old up-and-down... that takes effort. Even if it's just the old up-and-down, still no picnic (well, no literal picnic).

I'm not saying that giving a blowjob is difficult, but how is going down so much tougher? I don't get it. Like I said, though, I've never done it, so...

Discuss.

crescentfresh · 06-03-2003, 01:06 PM

I completely agree but I always get argued with on that one.

We need to deal with gag reflexes, sore jaws, etc.

sawdust restaurants · 06-03-2003, 01:07 PM

Y'all bitches are too picky.

sickbadthing · 06-03-2003, 01:08 PM

Because it is the "JUNGLE AREA".

It gets all over my face.

All that JUNGLE.

ON MY FACE.

I SMELL LIKE THE JUNGLE.

Human Replica Droid · 06-03-2003, 01:08 PM

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Originally posted by crescentfresh

We need to deal with gag reflexes, sore jaws, etc.

Ah yes, things I meant to in-clude.
(Wtf? can't say it?)

sawdust restaurants · 06-03-2003, 01:10 PM

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Originally posted by Human Replica Droid
(Wtf? can't say it?)

Code is such a hard mistress.

KrazeeStacee · 06-03-2003, 01:10 PM

I don't think either is very difficult.

I don't think either should BE very difficult, you make it too difficult then its hard to enjoy.

I think its just because stereotypically, guys are horny bastards and wouldn't care if its good or not as long as they have someone down there doing the deed, they're happy. And, stereotypically, women are harder to please, sexually.

It all depends on both people involved, I think.

crescentfresh · 06-03-2003, 01:10 PM

I've never made it a big deal. it's guys who always complain about how much energy it takes. Which makes me not even want them to bother. fuck it. literally.

Human Replica Droid · 06-03-2003, 01:12 PM

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Originally posted by crescentfresh
it's guys who always complain about how much energy it takes.

Tell them to try sucking a fat one sometime.

crescentfresh · 06-03-2003, 01:12 PM

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Originally posted by Human Replica Droid

Tell them to try sucking a fat one sometime.

Nimrod's Son · 06-03-2003, 01:14 PM

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Originally posted by Human Replica Droid
...more difficult than going down on a guy? That blowjobs are no big deal, while muff-diving is a skill? Seriously, though.

Granted, I have never gone down on a girl. But I am one, and I know what it takes to get me off. And it seems like it wouldn't be all that tricky.

Let's compare. The clit is about the size of a pea, and is only a couple of inches away from the vagina. Whatever your girl is into, it's not like you have to pack up your bags and drive a mile to get from one hot spot to the other. How hard is it really to suck or lick something the size of a pea? Especially if you know your girl, and what she likes, and can get it done without having to be down there for an hour.

Now, I'd certainly be willing to bet that getting your mouth around a dick would prove atleast as challenging, if not more so than a clit. That if your guy is into getting his balls licked or whatever, it's much further than a couple inches. Not to mention having a dick in your mouth and trying to be a little more creative than the old up-and-down... that takes effort. Even if it's just the old up-and-down, still no picnic (well, no literal picnic).

I'm not saying that giving a blowjob is difficult, but how is going down so much tougher? I don't get it. Like I said, though, I've never done it, so...

Discuss.

YOU know what gets YOU off. Every woman is different, however, while most guys are basically the same.

It is also more difficult to give a woman an orgasm than it is a man. Some women have never even had one.

To quote Dante from Clerks:

"Making a male climax is not all that challenging: insert somewhere close and preferably moist; thrust; repeat. A girl makes a guy cum, it's standard. A guy makes a girl cum, it's talent."

crescentfresh · 06-03-2003, 01:15 PM

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Originally posted by Nimrod's Son

"Making a male climax is not all that challenging: insert somewhere close and preferably moist; thrust; repeat. A girl makes a guy cum, it's standard. A guy makes a girl cum, it's talent."

Not true. I'll start giving you shitty blowjobs, and we'll just see how well that works.

Fattening Ass · 06-03-2003, 01:16 PM

women are so dumb.

crescentfresh · 06-03-2003, 01:17 PM

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Originally posted by Fattening Ass
women are so dumb.

yeah we should just shut up and get in the kitchen where we belong. whilst sucking cocks.

Fattening Ass · 06-03-2003, 01:18 PM

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Originally posted by crescentfresh

yeah we should just shut up and get in the kitchen where we belong. whilst sucking cocks.

sounds good to me ! bring me some bacon, bitch!

Human Replica Droid · 06-03-2003, 01:21 PM

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Originally posted by Nimrod's Son

YOU know what gets YOU off. Every woman is different, however, while most guys are basically the same.

It is also more difficult to give a woman an orgasm than it is a man. Some women have never even had one.

To quote Dante from Clerks:

"Making a male climax is not all that challenging: insert somewhere close and preferably moist; thrust; repeat. A girl makes a guy cum, it's standard. A guy makes a girl cum, it's talent."

No shit every woman is different. Hence my stating that I know what does it for me and not saying I know what does it period. Still, unless your chick is into trapeze tricks, there are a very finite number of ways to please a pussy.

There are some men who've never had an orgasm, I'd wager. And most of those women are probably repressed, don't masturbate (much if at all), and probably wouldn't be open enough sexually to even let a man try going down on her.

And yes, well, Dante was a real fucking philosopher wasn't he? Besides, how does that quote explain anything?

Fattening Ass · 06-03-2003, 01:22 PM

i think you women make it a complicated thing. Pleasing a woman is hard. Guys aren't as complicated. I will agree with that post earlier, that most guys just enjoy being sucked off period, where women need the utmost attention to the licking/eating/kissing of their twat in order to be fully pleased.

crescentfresh · 06-03-2003, 01:24 PM

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Originally posted by Fattening Ass
i think you women make it a complicated thing. Pleasing a woman is hard. Guys aren't as complicated. I will agree with that post earlier, that most guys just enjoy being sucked off period, where women need the utmost attention to the licking/eating/kissing of their twat in order to be fully pleased.

nah, guys just need to get a method down. Girls need to do the same thing. every guy is different, too.

I think the biggest mistakes most guys make is going to the clit too early. EEE...not a good feeling.

But finding it in general is a plus. i've been with a few who seemed they didn't know it existed.

Human Replica Droid · 06-03-2003, 01:24 PM

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Originally posted by Fattening Ass
...women need the utmost attention to the licking/eating/kissing of their twat in order to be fully pleased.

And if a woman doesn't pay the 'utmost attention' when she gives a blowjob then she needs some practice. 'Utmost attention' should be a paid when going down on anyone.

yeah whatever · 06-03-2003, 01:25 PM

Fattening Ass · 06-03-2003, 01:25 PM

see how hard it is to please a woman? i mean just pay attention to this thread !

Affect · 06-03-2003, 01:26 PM

Guys don't have a vagina, so they don't know what you "feel."

The same thing goes for girls. They can have an idea if they have a vocal partner, but they can never "know."

Fattening Ass · 01:29 PM

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Originally posted by Human Replica Droid

'Utmost attention' should be a paid when going down on anyone.

amen to that sistaH.

for me though, if i was getting some knob slobberin', the fact that my girl would even care to please me in my special area is enough for me.

Eulogy · 06-03-2003, 01:34 PM

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Originally posted by Human Replica Droid

No shit every woman is different. Hence my stating that I know what does it for me and not saying I know what does it period. Still, unless your chick is into trapeze tricks, there are a very finite number of ways to please a pussy.

There are some men who've never had an orgasm, I'd wager. And most of those women are probably repressed, don't masturbate (much if at all), and probably wouldn't be open enough sexually to even let a man try going down on her.

And yes, well, Dante was a real fucking philosopher wasn't he? Besides, how does that quote explain anything?

I think you're overestimating the amount of effort it takes to get a guy off.

ammy · 06-03-2003, 01:34 PM

aff and nimrod are smart men.

Fattening Ass · 06-03-2003, 01:36 PM

Human Replica Droid · 01:45 PM

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Originally posted by Eulogy

I think you're overestimating the amount of effort it takes to get a guy off.

No, I originally stated that it's NOT hard to do. And have never said it was. I'm saying that if getting a girl off is hard to do, then so is getting a guy off. But I don't think getting a guy off is hard.

ammy · 06-03-2003, 01:37 PM

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Originally posted by Human Replica Droid
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No, I originally stated that it's NOT hard to do. And have never said it was. I'm saying that if getting a girl off is hard to do, then so is getting a guy off. But I don't think getting a guy off is hard. So... 2+2= ?

really, you must just be lucky and easy to get off, because i don't agree with anything you have said so far.

and i am not one of those repressed girls who has no idea and is afriad ti give directions. I orgasm every time if not more from sex, but head is different. the stimulus is totally different..

crescentfresh · 06-03-2003, 01:39 PM

i think it all comes down to everyone is different, really. maybe this is too general of a discussion. the end.

Fattening Ass · 06-03-2003, 01:41 PM

croissantfish and replicant droid must be easy to please then. what's up ladies?

06-03-2003, 01:05 PM	#1
Human Replica Droid Ownz Location: O to the H Posts: 870	Why is going down on a girl typically regarded as... ...more difficult than going down on a guy? That blowjobs are no big deal, while muff-diving is a skill? Seriously, though. Granted, I have never gone down on a girl. But I am one, and I know what it takes to get me off. And it seems like it wouldn't be all that tricky. Let's compare. The clit is about the size of a pea, and is only a couple of inches away from the vagina. Whatever your girl is into, it's not like you have to pack up your bags and drive a mile to get from one hot spot to the other. How hard is it really to suck or lick something the size of a pea? Especially if you know your girl, and what she likes, and can get it done without having to be down there for an hour. Now, I'd certainly be willing to bet that getting your mouth around a dick would prove atleast as challenging, if not more so than a clit. That if your guy is into getting his balls licked or whatever, it's much further than a couple inches. Not to mention having a dick in your mouth and trying to be a little more creative than the old up-and-down... that takes effort. Even if it's just the old up-and-down, still no picnic (well, no literal picnic). I'm not saying that giving a blowjob is difficult, but how is going down so much tougher? I don't get it. Like I said, though, I've never done it, so... Discuss.

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06-03-2003, 01:06 PM	#2
crescentfresh Minion of Satan Location: Diego Posts: 6,657	I completely agree but I always get argued with on that one. We need to deal with gag reflexes, sore jaws, etc.

06-03-2003, 01:07 PM	#3
sawdust restaurants Fucking Creep Location: On the East Coast Posts: 5,992	Y'all bitches are too picky.

06-03-2003, 01:08 PM	#4
sickbadthing Out fart the hottie! Location: I have super gonorrhoea Posts: 24,316	Because it is the "JUNGLE AREA". It gets all over my face. All that JUNGLE. ON MY FACE. I SMELL LIKE THE JUNGLE.

06-03-2003, 01:10 PM	#7
KrazeeStacee Immortal Location: Sherwood Forest Posts: 21,296	I don't think either is very difficult. I don't think either should BE very difficult, you make it too difficult then its hard to enjoy. I think its just because stereotypically, guys are horny bastards and wouldn't care if its good or not as long as they have someone down there doing the deed, they're happy. And, stereotypically, women are harder to please, sexually. It all depends on both people involved, I think.

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06-03-2003, 01:26 PM	#22
Affect Fuck Location: xxx Posts: 5,360	Guys don't have a vagina, so they don't know what you "feel." The same thing goes for girls. They can have an idea if they have a vocal partner, but they can never "know."

06-03-2003, 01:34 PM	#25
ammy yer mom Posts: 23,180	aff and nimrod are smart men.

06-03-2003, 01:36 PM	#26
Fattening Ass Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Planet Nintendu 64 Posts: 30,825

06-03-2003, 01:39 PM	#29
crescentfresh Minion of Satan Location: Diego Posts: 6,657	i think it all comes down to everyone is different, really. maybe this is too general of a discussion. the end.

06-03-2003, 01:41 PM	#30
Fattening Ass Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Planet Nintendu 64 Posts: 30,825	croissantfish and replicant droid must be easy to please then. what's up ladies?