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Apocalyptic Poster
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why is it that after we poo, we always have to look at it, and smell it, but once you smell it, you have to smell it again... and again..
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Apocalyptic Poster
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well maybe not again
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Minion of Satan
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:erm
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Apocalyptic Poster
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high-five
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Ownz
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I usually glance at it, but rarely make it a point to smell it.
By the way, I just took a shit. |
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Socialphobic
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mierda, pendejo.
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Minion of Satan
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i had a friend who really got off on taking shits. she would take one every day around noon, and then announce to my entire highschool class that she had just taken "the BEST dump EVER!"
she was cute. <3 |
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Apocalyptic Poster
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aw, gross
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Socialphobic
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No Chance
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fo' real
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Minion of Satan
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Some girl used to poop in our dorm showers
must be the same type of gal |
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Just Hook it to My Veins!
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Demi-God
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i dont get how shit gets on the walls.
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Minion of Satan
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then one week my class and i went on a cruise to mexico. that week she got incredibly drunk and hooked up with some guy while her other friend was in the room. her friend came and reported to the rest of us that she had been begging him for anal sex all night. her friend had left the room before she was able to see the final result of the evening. when we questioned her about it she said that she couldn't remember what had happened at all- and that she still believed anal to be vile. i want to buy her some butt lube the next time i see her ![]() |
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Apocalyptic Poster
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I completely understand. We have to look to see how much we did! it's human nature. But i'm convinced that there is a Poop Fairy. Sometimes you know you did BIG and you stand up and htere's nothing there!
**i know i guess it just slides down to where you can't see it but it always freaks me out. "WHERE DID IT GO!?!"
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