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Old 06-01-2003, 05:18 PM   #1
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Arrow raise your hand if you're horny.

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Old 06-01-2003, 05:20 PM   #2
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i havent masturbated in 2 days. this is unheard of

 
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Old 06-01-2003, 05:23 PM   #3
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I've been having really vivid sex dreams for the past two nights. Last night I almost got some but didn't, and that did not help at all.

I can't raise my hands, they're busy.

 
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Old 06-01-2003, 05:25 PM   #4
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I have been astonishingly un-horny lately. Maybe I would be if I wasn't so frickin' exhausted. I'm seeing Chris on monday though, I'm sure he'll put me back in the mood.
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Old 06-01-2003, 05:35 PM   #5
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Default jesus christ.

*RAISES HAND*

 
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Old 06-01-2003, 05:38 PM   #6
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i've been horny for like 2 days nonstop.

 
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Old 06-01-2003, 05:38 PM   #7
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Default Re: jesus christ.

Quote:
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*RAISES HAND*
how can you type, raise your hand, and uhh.. do other things at the same time? :erm

 
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Old 06-01-2003, 05:41 PM   #8
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Unhappy Re: Re: jesus christ.

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how can you type, raise your hand, and uhh.. do other things at the same time? :erm
horny does not necessarily equal masturbating.

 
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Old 06-01-2003, 05:58 PM   #9
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Default Guess what people?!?!

I had my first official wet dream on Saturday!


And!




I never want to have another ever ever ever again. It hurt like hell when I took a piss right after I woke up.

 
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Old 06-01-2003, 06:14 PM   #10
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Eh, I just got some last night.

 
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Old 06-01-2003, 06:16 PM   #11
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Eh, I just got some last night.
3 cheers for the slut who cant go a week without a new partner! hooray!!!

 
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Old 06-01-2003, 06:21 PM   #12
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Smile Re: raise your hand if you're horny.

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*raises hand*
I'm not, but I bet I will be if I come up there to see you!

 
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Old 06-01-2003, 06:41 PM   #13
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Originally posted by Apart

3 cheers for the slut who cant go a week without a new partner! hooray!!!
I've been with the same boyfriend for more than a year! Hooray!

 
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Old 06-01-2003, 06:41 PM   #14
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http://nobispro.com/aquatank/images/...a-thongirl.gif

 
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Old 06-01-2003, 06:42 PM   #15
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I've been with the same boyfriend for more than a year! Hooray!
I guess he's been obsessively reading the wrong livejournal

 
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Old 06-01-2003, 06:56 PM   #16
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http://nobispro.com/aquatank/images/...a-thongirl.gif
she has really manly arms.

 
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Old 06-01-2003, 07:24 PM   #17
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Originally posted by dusty
she has really manly arms.
and a mole near her anus. Seriously, could you not have airbrushed that out?

I have been sick lately, and friday night was no exception. I had a fever, but that didn't stop me from having this really erotic dream that left me horny as fucking hell. When I woke up, though, i felt so sick i just kinda went back to sleep and dind't feel so horny anymore nothing sadder than unfinished horniness.

 
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Old 06-01-2003, 07:26 PM   #18
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that didn't stop me from having this really erotic dream that left me horny as fucking hell.
was it about me?

 
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Old 06-01-2003, 07:27 PM   #19
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she has really manly arms.
And an ass like an endtable.

 
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Old 06-01-2003, 08:04 PM   #20
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My friend has been sending me really explicit emails , i alwasy get them before i go to work on the morning, and i have to use the bus now , so i have to get on and sit next to grannies and school kids with this raging hard on then go in the shop and see all the girls that work there and i am sure they know :erm
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Old 06-01-2003, 08:19 PM   #21
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Default Re: Re: Re: jesus christ.

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horny does not necessarily equal masturbating.
Why the hell not?

 
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Old 06-01-2003, 08:22 PM   #22
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Why the hell not?
i changed my mind.

 
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Old 06-01-2003, 08:36 PM   #23
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i changed my mind.

nice...um...I have to go....


*fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap*

 
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Old 06-01-2003, 09:35 PM   #24
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I only just got up so no, not really

 
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Old 06-01-2003, 09:47 PM   #25
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Default Re: Guess what people?!?!

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I had my first official wet dream on Saturday!
See what happens when you don't masturbate?

 
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Old 06-01-2003, 09:55 PM   #26
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NUDITY ALERT
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http://www.giornale.it/celeb/lindsey...s/Lindsey9.jpg

they did a special on this chick on MTV. she's jewish and created this big controversy. she's friggin HOT.
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Old 06-01-2003, 10:09 PM   #27
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I've reached the withdrawal from physical affection point, now. It's sad and desperate and my bedroom is like my own, private Sodom and Gomorrah.

 
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Old 06-01-2003, 10:15 PM   #28
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http://www.vitaminsaustralia.com.au/images/horny.jpg

 
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Old 06-01-2003, 10:21 PM   #29
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I could use some of that. Apparently, I haven't been horny for the past 2 months.
:erm

 
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Old 06-01-2003, 11:50 PM   #30
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this is the perfect thread for my mood


*raises hand*

 
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