Drive-thru courtesy

KingJeremy · 05-31-2003, 10:37 PM

1. If you are going to take 10 minutes to decide what the hell you want to order then go inside the restaurant.

2. If you have 8 people in the car that are ordering food then don't make 8 different orders. Again, go inside the restaurant to order!

Feel free to add to this list.

crescentfresh · 05-31-2003, 10:42 PM

If you are deaf don't go through the drive thru

I'm serious. That happened to me.

Vulva · 05-31-2003, 10:45 PM

don't eat fast food. make a fucking sandwich.

crescentfresh · 05-31-2003, 10:49 PM

don't decide to change your order when they're handing you your food.

crescentfresh · 05-31-2003, 10:51 PM

"Hi, welcome to Burger King, would you like to order a Value Meal Today?"

"HI. WHAT'S A VALUE MEAL?!"

KingJeremy · 05-31-2003, 10:51 PM

Turn your fucking radio down when you order. Nobody gives a shit that you are listening to 50 cent.

crescentfresh · 05-31-2003, 10:54 PM

Pay attention. I'm not getting paid to stand here holding your coke in front of your face for 20 minutes. TAKE THE FUCKING THING. THEN GO AWAY.

ahhh, it's been years and I'm still bitter.

Boycott Graceland · 05-31-2003, 10:54 PM

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Originally posted by Hyperbole
if you happen to be on your cellphone before you order, tell the person to hang on, or call them back. don't sit there talking to them as the order taker repeatedly yells into the mic "hello there may I take your order?".

this happened to me weekly when i worked at michaels. except, obviously, there's no drive-thru there, so it would be these bitchy, blonde, suburban moms chatting it up with their sister or whoever the fuck right to my face while ten people are in line behind them.

crescentfresh · 05-31-2003, 10:55 PM

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Originally posted by Boycott Graceland

this happened to me weekly when i worked at michaels. except, obviously, there's no drive-thru there, so it would be these bitchy, blonde, suburban moms chatting it up with their sister or whoever the fuck right to my face while ten people are in line behind them.

yeah, people did that at target, too. I'd stand there until they were off of it and I wouldn't start ringing them up until then. It made a lot of people mad. OH FUCKING WELL.

THRILLHO · 05-31-2003, 10:59 PM

other way around:
1) if it's late and only your drive thru is open, don't be an ass and not give food to hungry customers with money who don't have cars or they'll never come back

DeviousJ · 05-31-2003, 11:03 PM

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Originally posted by crescentfresh
Pay attention. I'm not getting paid to stand here holding your coke in front of your face for 20 minutes. TAKE THE FUCKING THING. THEN GO AWAY.

ahhh, it's been years and I'm still bitter.

Haha, I have a feeling I'd end up throwing it at them. At least when some ass doesn't respond when you pick up the phone you can just hang up.

THRILLHO · 05-31-2003, 11:05 PM

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Originally posted by Hyperbole

THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS AN ASSHOLE.

AT LEAST MAKE THE CUSTOMER PRETEND HE IS IN A CAR AND MAKE CAR NOISES AND HOLD AN IMAGINARY STEERING WHEEL. THEY WILL BE WILLING TO DO IT IF THEY ARE HUNGRY IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT.

Gumby · 05-31-2003, 11:06 PM

Quote:

THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS AN ASSHOLE

Its funny cause its true

crescentfresh · 05-31-2003, 11:08 PM

Don't come in the restaurant 3 minutes before closing with your high school boy's basketball team.

Ahh, buses. When you saw a bus outside with kids pouring out, you knew it was trouble. We called it "the B word" and we'd get in trouble if we said the word "bus" because it was bad luck

Boycott Graceland · 05-31-2003, 11:12 PM

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Originally posted by crescentfresh

yeah, people did that at target, too. I'd stand there until they were off of it and I wouldn't start ringing them up until then. It made a lot of people mad. OH FUCKING WELL.

which target did you work at?

miss world · 05-31-2003, 11:13 PM

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Originally posted by crescentfresh
Don't come in the restaurant 3 minutes before closing with your high school boy's basketball team.

Ahh, buses. When you saw a bus outside with kids pouring out, you knew it was trouble. We called it "the B word" and we'd get in trouble if we said the word "bus" because it was bad luck

our entire grade is stopping at a fast food place on tuesday on our way back from an amusement park.

Gumby · 05-31-2003, 11:15 PM

Oh shit i forot what i was going to post!

crescentfresh · 05-31-2003, 11:17 PM

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Originally posted by Boycott Graceland

which target did you work at?

I worked at target for 3 years in Montana.

When I moved here, I was going to transfer to mission valley, but I found a non-target job and took it right away.

I love the Mission Valley Target!

With the escalators for the carts

2 levels of pure Target joy

ahhh.

THRILLHO · 05-31-2003, 11:17 PM

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Originally posted by Hyperbole

I wish I could've done that.

Did you get your avatar from something I posted??

quite possibly!

i actually told the drive thru person "i'll even pretend i'm in car! i ACTUALLY WANT TO GIVE YOU MONEY YOU DUMBASS!" so i was drunk. i had a point.
do you actually get told not to let people on foot get drive thru if only drive thru is open no matter what or something?

miss world · 05-31-2003, 11:18 PM

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Originally posted by Hyperbole

watch the reaction of the people working there. you'll get some pretty good glares.

i'm not sure what i should do-apologize to or laugh at them?

crescentfresh · 05-31-2003, 11:19 PM

A call I got at BK:

"Hey I got food poisoning from one of your big macs!"

"From one of our what?"

"Your big macs! I had a big mac and now I have food poisoning!"

"Sir, this is Burger King. We don't have big macs. that's mc donalds."

"Well I got my big mac from YOU! I know you're lying you have big macs. Expect a call from my lawyer!"

*click*

:erm

KingJeremy · 05-31-2003, 11:21 PM

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Originally posted by THRILLHO

quite possibly!

i actually told the drive thru person "i'll even pretend i'm in car! i ACTUALLY WANT TO GIVE YOU MONEY YOU DUMBASS!" so i was drunk. i had a point.
do you actually get told not to let people on foot get drive thru if only drive thru is open no matter what or something?

Well from when I used to work in fast food we weren't allowed to serve people on bicycle or foot because our insurance company had a clause that we weren't allowed to.

crescentfresh · 05-31-2003, 11:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by THRILLHO

do you actually get told not to let people on foot get drive thru if only drive thru is open no matter what or something?

I let people do it. If i saw them in the camera i told them to come ot the window and i'd take their order there. It wont beep in the headset that there's someone there unless there is weight of a vehicle by the speaker. We weren't supposed to, but when a nigga needs a whopper, help a nigga out.

miss world · 05-31-2003, 11:23 PM

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Originally posted by Hyperbole

don't do either, they're going to be bitter anyway.

then i will laugh behind their backs.

i will not work in fast food, this i promise myself.

THRILLHO · 05-31-2003, 11:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KingJeremy
Well from when I used to work in fast food we weren't allowed to serve people on bicycle or foot because our insurance company had a clause that we weren't allowed to.

i can understand that under usual circumstances, i.e. not wanting to sandwich a person between cars. but at 2AM when i am the only other person - customer or otherwise - around for blocks... come on. i definitley contemplated peeing on the menu.

crescentfresh · 05-31-2003, 11:28 PM

Haha. That's what my snobby friend sara said. " i will NEVER stoop so low that I'll work in fast food. NEVER. UGH."
Now she works at a gas station and deals with trash and needs to rotate the hot dogs.

Life is so sweet when it bites people in the ass

miss world · 05-31-2003, 11:30 PM

yeah, well we don't even have fast food for twenty miles, at least.

i'm contemplating applying for a job at the bakery.

THRILLHO · 05-31-2003, 11:33 PM

i vowed never to work in fast food and i never did.

i just got an extra job at starbucks that i think i'm quitting soon though. does that count?

pale blue eyes · 06-01-2003, 08:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by crescentfresh
yeah, people did that at target, too. I'd stand there until they were off of it and I wouldn't start ringing them up until then. It made a lot of people mad. OH FUCKING WELL.

When one of those cell phone bitches came in my line I would ring a bunch of their stuff twice to see if they were paying attention and then demagnitize whatever credit card they gave me. When they came back ten minutes later after they looked at their receipt, they'd have to wait in the Guest Service line which was always long. Needless to say I was never the most popular cashier when they needed backups, but those people deserved it!

KingJeremy · 06-01-2003, 10:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Phreak

When one of those cell phone bitches came in my line I would ring a bunch of their stuff twice to see if they were paying attention and then demagnitize whatever credit card they gave me. When they came back ten minutes later after they looked at their receipt, they'd have to wait in the Guest Service line which was always long. Needless to say I was never the most popular cashier when they needed backups, but those people deserved it!

You are awesome. You should have been promoted for that.

05-31-2003, 10:37 PM	#1
KingJeremy Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 2,880	Drive-thru courtesy 1. If you are going to take 10 minutes to decide what the hell you want to order then go inside the restaurant. 2. If you have 8 people in the car that are ordering food then don't make 8 different orders. Again, go inside the restaurant to order! Feel free to add to this list.

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05-31-2003, 10:42 PM	#2
crescentfresh Minion of Satan Location: Diego Posts: 6,657	If you are deaf don't go through the drive thru I'm serious. That happened to me.

05-31-2003, 10:45 PM	#3
Vulva Apocalyptic Poster Location: Bush Country Posts: 1,952	don't eat fast food. make a fucking sandwich.

05-31-2003, 10:49 PM	#4
crescentfresh Minion of Satan Location: Diego Posts: 6,657	don't decide to change your order when they're handing you your food.

05-31-2003, 10:51 PM	#5
crescentfresh Minion of Satan Location: Diego Posts: 6,657	"Hi, welcome to Burger King, would you like to order a Value Meal Today?" "HI. WHAT'S A VALUE MEAL?!"

05-31-2003, 10:54 PM	#7
crescentfresh Minion of Satan Location: Diego Posts: 6,657	Pay attention. I'm not getting paid to stand here holding your coke in front of your face for 20 minutes. TAKE THE FUCKING THING. THEN GO AWAY. ahhh, it's been years and I'm still bitter.

05-31-2003, 10:59 PM	#10
THRILLHO Apocalyptic Poster Location: vancouver Posts: 2,092	other way around: 1) if it's late and only your drive thru is open, don't be an ass and not give food to hungry customers with money who don't have cars or they'll never come back

05-31-2003, 11:08 PM	#14
crescentfresh Minion of Satan Location: Diego Posts: 6,657	Don't come in the restaurant 3 minutes before closing with your high school boy's basketball team. Ahh, buses. When you saw a bus outside with kids pouring out, you knew it was trouble. We called it "the B word" and we'd get in trouble if we said the word "bus" because it was bad luck

05-31-2003, 11:15 PM	#17
Gumby Apocalyptic Poster Location: Sydney NSW Australia Posts: 1,307	Oh shit i forot what i was going to post!

05-31-2003, 11:19 PM	#21
crescentfresh Minion of Satan Location: Diego Posts: 6,657	A call I got at BK: "Hey I got food poisoning from one of your big macs!" "From one of our what?" "Your big macs! I had a big mac and now I have food poisoning!" "Sir, this is Burger King. We don't have big macs. that's mc donalds." "Well I got my big mac from YOU! I know you're lying you have big macs. Expect a call from my lawyer!" click :erm

05-31-2003, 11:28 PM	#26
crescentfresh Minion of Satan Location: Diego Posts: 6,657	Haha. That's what my snobby friend sara said. " i will NEVER stoop so low that I'll work in fast food. NEVER. UGH." Now she works at a gas station and deals with trash and needs to rotate the hot dogs. Life is so sweet when it bites people in the ass

05-31-2003, 11:30 PM	#27
miss world Minion of Satan Posts: 8,742	yeah, well we don't even have fast food for twenty miles, at least. i'm contemplating applying for a job at the bakery.

05-31-2003, 11:33 PM	#28
THRILLHO Apocalyptic Poster Location: vancouver Posts: 2,092	i vowed never to work in fast food and i never did. i just got an extra job at starbucks that i think i'm quitting soon though. does that count?