how much do healthy babies go for on the black market?

El Savior · 05-31-2003, 01:26 AM

cuz, just wondering.

machinaddict · 05-31-2003, 01:32 AM

who would ever pay for a baby? There's so many free ones.

bonsor · 05-31-2003, 01:35 AM

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Originally posted by machinaddict
who would ever pay for a baby? There's so many free ones.

maybe a couple that can't have one on their own and does not want to wait for one to become available through an adoption agency?

machinaddict · 05-31-2003, 01:36 AM

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maybe a couple that can't have one on their own and does not want to wait for one to become available through an adoption agency?

There's like several million born every year in china, I'm sure they could spare a few.

El Savior · 05-31-2003, 01:43 AM

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Originally posted by machinaddict

There's like several million born every year in china, I'm sure they could spare a few.

the living chinese gotta eat sumthin.

noyen · 05-31-2003, 01:44 AM

five thousand.

El Savior · 05-31-2003, 01:46 AM

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Originally posted by noyen
five thousand.

that seems low. do you get more if you're selling to a couple wanting a child, or selling it into slavery or something?

noyen · 05-31-2003, 01:47 AM

you get more, if for some reason said baby is worth more, or the buyer feels the need to spend more for upgrades, like pre-lubed, pre-fondled, and has had it's SADS immunizations.

El Savior · 05-31-2003, 01:49 AM

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Originally posted by noyen
like pre-lubed, pre-fondled

oh jesus. fuck.

meow · 05-31-2003, 01:25 PM

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Originally posted by El Savior

selling it into slavery

slave babies aren't worth anything because you have to train them yourself.

El Savior · 05-31-2003, 02:22 PM

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Originally posted by meow

slave babies aren't worth anything because you have to train them yourself.

train? train for what? it's slavery.

Andrew_Pakula · 05-31-2003, 05:01 PM

http://www.dohh.com/otherimages/Hibbert.gif

According to Dr. Julius Hibbert you can get upwards of $50,000.

cap'n jazz · 05-31-2003, 05:07 PM

LOL PAKULA'S BRINGING TEH FUNNY!

El Savior · 05-31-2003, 07:29 PM

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Originally posted by Andrew_Pakula

According to Dr. Julius Hibbert you can get upwards of $50,000.

that's more like it.

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05-31-2003, 01:32 AM	#2
machinaddict Apocalyptic Poster Location: Wolfville, NS Posts: 4,617	who would ever pay for a baby? There's so many free ones.

05-31-2003, 01:44 AM	#6
noyen Immortal Posts: 26,816	five thousand.

05-31-2003, 01:47 AM	#8
noyen Immortal Posts: 26,816	you get more, if for some reason said baby is worth more, or the buyer feels the need to spend more for upgrades, like pre-lubed, pre-fondled, and has had it's SADS immunizations.

05-31-2003, 05:01 PM	#12
Andrew_Pakula Fine! I'll go make my own web site. With Blackjack, and Hookers... Actually, forget the web site. Location: Toronto, Canada Posts: 3,809	http://www.dohh.com/otherimages/Hibbert.gif According to Dr. Julius Hibbert you can get upwards of $50,000.