This guy thinks jesus is gay

Gumby · 05-29-2003, 08:50 PM

Waist of time and money I say
Jesus was gay claim
May 29, 2003

JESUS was gay and so were at least three of his 12 disciples, according to a Melbourne academic.

Dr Rollan McCleary, a University of Queensland PhD graduate who now lives in Melbourne, will today be awarded his doctorate for a thesis on gay spirituality.

Dr McCleary said Jesus's astrological chart, clues in the scriptures to which the churches had been blind and accurate biblical translations had all played a part in his conclusions.

In a forthcoming book, he attempts to present St John's Gospel in a new light to back up his claims.

An Anglican and a qualified reader of astrological charts, Dr McCleary is open about being gay.

He said the planet Uranus figured prominently in Jesus's astrological chart, as it did with many gays.

Herald Sun

http://www.news.com.au/common/story_...E13762,00.html

pastor · 05-29-2003, 09:06 PM

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Originally posted by Gumby

Dr McCleary said Jesus's astrological chart...had all played a part in his conclusions. http://www.news.com.au/common/story_...E13762,00.html

Yay for academic self-discrediting!

Nimrod's Son · 05-29-2003, 09:09 PM

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Originally posted by Gumby
Dr Rollan McCleary, a University of Queensland PhD graduate who now lives in Melbourne, will today be awarded his doctorate for a thesis on gay spirituality.
He said the planet Uranus figured prominently in Jesus's astrological chart, as it did with many gays.

He's from Queensland and he studied Uranus to come to that conclusion!

King of Devious · 05-29-2003, 09:29 PM

it wouldve been cool if he like quoted the bible or something, or had some sort of actual evidence. That woudl be hilarious.

But for him to use the stars as justification... well thats just lame. Thats just like going around saying everyone is gay and making up evidence on the spot.

MstrGhost · 05-29-2003, 10:41 PM

comedy gold

meow · 05-29-2003, 11:09 PM

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Originally posted by King of Devious
Thats just like going around saying everyone is gay and making up evidence on the spot.

everyone with hair in their ears is gay

O · 05-30-2003, 02:36 AM

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Originally posted by Gumby
He said the planet Uranus figured prominently in Jesus's astrological chart

Well. That proves it.

jczeroman · 05-30-2003, 10:05 AM

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Originally posted by MstrGhost
comedy gold

phil hendrie 4 u?

jczeroman · 05-30-2003, 10:07 AM

How funny, good to see that acedamia is still using something as outdated and unreliable as astrology. Where will his next brilliant discovery come from -- a fortune cookie?

Toast · 05-30-2003, 02:47 PM

Jesus was sent from the future to protect John Conner and then flung himself into lava so that Skynet would never come into power. I think I'll write a book about it.

melombar · 05-30-2003, 02:56 PM

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Originally posted by Toast
Jesus was sent from the future to protect John Conner and then flung himself into lava so that Skynet would never come into power. I think I'll write a book about it.

I saw a movie about this once. It was good.

Gumby · 05-30-2003, 10:41 PM

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Originally posted by Toast
Jesus was sent from the future to protect John Conner and then flung himself into lava so that Skynet would never come into power. I think I'll write a book about it.

And then you give it a name that no one will ever like!

Just remids me of principal skiner movie idea being kut down by apu

05-29-2003, 08:50 PM	#1
Gumby Apocalyptic Poster Location: Sydney NSW Australia Posts: 1,307	This guy thinks jesus is gay Waist of time and money I say Jesus was gay claim May 29, 2003 JESUS was gay and so were at least three of his 12 disciples, according to a Melbourne academic. Dr Rollan McCleary, a University of Queensland PhD graduate who now lives in Melbourne, will today be awarded his doctorate for a thesis on gay spirituality. Dr McCleary said Jesus's astrological chart, clues in the scriptures to which the churches had been blind and accurate biblical translations had all played a part in his conclusions. In a forthcoming book, he attempts to present St John's Gospel in a new light to back up his claims. An Anglican and a qualified reader of astrological charts, Dr McCleary is open about being gay. He said the planet Uranus figured prominently in Jesus's astrological chart, as it did with many gays. Herald Sun http://www.news.com.au/common/story_...E13762,00.html

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05-29-2003, 09:29 PM	#4
King of Devious Demi-God Location: East Lansing Michigan Posts: 252	it wouldve been cool if he like quoted the bible or something, or had some sort of actual evidence. That woudl be hilarious. But for him to use the stars as justification... well thats just lame. Thats just like going around saying everyone is gay and making up evidence on the spot.

05-29-2003, 10:41 PM	#5
MstrGhost Apocalyptic Poster Location: Portugal Posts: 2,805	comedy gold

05-30-2003, 10:07 AM	#9
jczeroman Socialphobic Location: In my house. Posts: 14,465	How funny, good to see that acedamia is still using something as outdated and unreliable as astrology. Where will his next brilliant discovery come from -- a fortune cookie?

05-30-2003, 02:47 PM	#10
Toast Apocalyptic Poster Location: Woodinville, Wa. Posts: 3,193	Jesus was sent from the future to protect John Conner and then flung himself into lava so that Skynet would never come into power. I think I'll write a book about it.