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Old 05-28-2003, 09:10 PM   #1
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Old 05-28-2003, 09:12 PM   #2
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have i masturbated ever?

no.
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Old 05-28-2003, 09:13 PM   #3
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would it be cheating if i masturbated and then voted?

 
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Old 05-28-2003, 09:13 PM   #4
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have i masturbated ever?

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Old 05-28-2003, 09:13 PM   #5
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i woke up touching me this morning..it was really weird..i dreamt i was touching myself and then i woke up and i guess i was...so yeah
i was kinda sleepy so i think i was awake
hmmm
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Old 05-28-2003, 09:14 PM   #6
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would it be cheating if i masturbated and then voted?
of course not.
it would still be considered "today"

 
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Old 05-28-2003, 09:14 PM   #7
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would it be cheating if i masturbated and then voted?
Whoa, whoa. hold it. I'm coming up tomorrow, you know!

 
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Old 05-28-2003, 09:14 PM   #8
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i woke up touching me this morning..it was really weird..i dreamt i was touching myself and then i woke up and i guess i was...so yeah
i was kinda sleepy so i think i was awake
hmmm
that happened to me once.
i felt so dirty :erm

 
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Old 05-28-2003, 09:15 PM   #9
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yes.
I will when I start IMing you again.

 
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Old 05-28-2003, 09:16 PM   #10
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I will when I start IMing you again.
pic plz.

 
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Old 05-28-2003, 09:16 PM   #11
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Whoa, whoa. hold it. I'm coming up tomorrow, you know!
Yeah, she's gotta get her orgasms in while she can.

 
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Old 05-28-2003, 09:17 PM   #12
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i masturbated at work today. . and then i went on a service call to the bank to change light bulbs. why would someone pay a person 30 bucks per hour to change lightbulbs?
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Old 05-28-2003, 09:17 PM   #13
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Yeah, she's gotta get her orgasms in while she can.
Yeah, right.

Good zinger, though!

 
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Old 05-28-2003, 09:19 PM   #14
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i masturbated at work today. .
:erm

 
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Old 05-28-2003, 09:23 PM   #15
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i masturbated at work today. . and then i went on a service call to the bank to change light bulbs. why would someone pay a person 30 bucks per hour to change lightbulbs?the
Ok, now I understand what you meant by "mowing the lawn."

 
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Old 05-28-2003, 09:32 PM   #16
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i woke up touching me this morning..it was really weird..i dreamt i was touching myself and then i woke up and i guess i was...so yeah
i was kinda sleepy so i think i was awake
hmmm


*tugs at collar*

whoo...uh, i need to go, uh, get a drink...yeah

 
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Old 05-28-2003, 09:34 PM   #17
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pic plz.

 
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Old 05-28-2003, 09:35 PM   #18
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no, but i just had some great sex. yum.

 
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Old 05-28-2003, 09:37 PM   #19
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not yet

 
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Old 05-28-2003, 09:37 PM   #20
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Yeah, twice.

 
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Old 05-28-2003, 09:39 PM   #21
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but, see, thats ME. and i want one of YOU.

 
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Old 05-28-2003, 09:42 PM   #22
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but, see, thats ME. and i want one of YOU.
He's just showing you his masturbatory device.

 
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Old 05-28-2003, 09:44 PM   #23
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i just came

 
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Old 05-28-2003, 09:45 PM   #24
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He's just showing you his masturbatory device.

zing!

 
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Old 05-28-2003, 09:48 PM   #25
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:erm

hrm.

 
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Old 05-28-2003, 10:05 PM   #26
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:erm

hrm.
i'll send you a pic of me if I can IM you.

 
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Old 05-28-2003, 10:31 PM   #27
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Today meaning after midnight or after waking up?

This question is so complicated.

 
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Old 05-28-2003, 10:32 PM   #28
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i'll send you a pic of me if I can IM you.
you have yahoo?

 
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Old 05-28-2003, 10:35 PM   #29
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last night.(was bliss.)

 
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Old 05-28-2003, 11:10 PM   #30
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you have yahoo?
anything 4 u

 
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