i am a whale

Eve · 05-26-2003, 09:56 PM

i should change my sn to shamu. at my doctor's appointment a week and a half ago, i was 142. now i'm 152. that's ten pounds in two weeks. what a fat fetus.

Affect · 05-26-2003, 09:57 PM

Pics?

shaniqua · 05-26-2003, 09:58 PM

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Originally posted by Affect
Pics?

Eve · 05-26-2003, 10:29 PM

mmmm these are from over the weekend.

Eve · 05-26-2003, 10:29 PM

and...

Eve · 05-26-2003, 10:31 PM

i guess maybe it's not so obvious with that sweater on....

shaniqua · 05-26-2003, 10:36 PM

your belly is cute but your nails are scary.

Eve · 05-26-2003, 10:43 PM

they don't look like that anymore. they're really short now. don't be scared.

Nimrod's Son · 05-26-2003, 10:44 PM

Your ass is still quite tappable.

Eve · 05-26-2003, 10:50 PM

my pick-up lines:
"you can't get my pregnant"
"flip me over and you can't even tell the difference"
"get an extra handjob from my son"
"if you get thirsty you can just suck on my tits"

noir cat · 05-27-2003, 11:24 PM

IS THAT A BELLY RING I SEE? ISN'T IT QUITE UNCOMFORTABLE?

aspecialkid · 05-27-2003, 11:30 PM

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Originally posted by Eve
my pick-up lines:
"you can't get my pregnant"
"flip me over and you can't even tell the difference"
"get an extra handjob from my son"
"if you get thirsty you can just suck on my tits"

hmm

meow · 05-28-2003, 12:42 AM

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Originally posted by Eve
i should change my sn to shamu. at my doctor's appointment a week and a half ago, i was 142. now i'm 152. that's ten pounds in two weeks. what a fat fetus.

its called healthy

Shattered · 05-28-2003, 03:21 AM

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Originally posted by Eve

"get an extra handjob from my son"

That's just wrong.

Eve · 05-28-2003, 04:22 PM

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Originally posted by undivinemartyr
IS THAT A BELLY RING I SEE? ISN'T IT QUITE UNCOMFORTABLE?

it was a belly ring. a long time ago. i've had it done three times, now it's just a weird scar. it'd be impossible to have one in right now anyway, i'm lacking a belly button.
shattered - i was kidding.
meow - it's just weird b/c i'm in my seventh month and it took FOREVER for me to gain any weight at all, and then all of a sudden i put on ten pounds within a twelve day period.

Irrelevant · 05-28-2003, 06:20 PM

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Originally posted by Eve

"get an extra handjob from my son"

i'm game.

Debaser · 05-28-2003, 08:18 PM

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Originally posted by Irrelevant

i'm game.

yeah man, you're penis would look totally bigger in his tiny hands.

05-26-2003, 09:56 PM	#1
Eve Apocalyptic Poster Location: st. louis missouri Posts: 1,952	i am a whale i should change my sn to shamu. at my doctor's appointment a week and a half ago, i was 142. now i'm 152. that's ten pounds in two weeks. what a fat fetus.

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05-26-2003, 09:57 PM	#2
Affect Fuck Location: xxx Posts: 5,360	Pics?

05-26-2003, 10:29 PM	#4
Eve Apocalyptic Poster Location: st. louis missouri Posts: 1,952	mmmm these are from over the weekend.

05-26-2003, 10:31 PM	#6
Eve Apocalyptic Poster Location: st. louis missouri Posts: 1,952	i guess maybe it's not so obvious with that sweater on....

05-26-2003, 10:36 PM	#7
shaniqua Minion of Satan Location: that's my prerogative Posts: 7,420	your belly is cute but your nails are scary.

05-26-2003, 10:43 PM	#8
Eve Apocalyptic Poster Location: st. louis missouri Posts: 1,952	they don't look like that anymore. they're really short now. don't be scared.

05-26-2003, 10:44 PM	#9
Nimrod's Son Master of Karate and Friendship Location: in your butt Posts: 72,943	Your ass is still quite tappable.

05-26-2003, 10:50 PM	#10
Eve Apocalyptic Poster Location: st. louis missouri Posts: 1,952	my pick-up lines: "you can't get my pregnant" "flip me over and you can't even tell the difference" "get an extra handjob from my son" "if you get thirsty you can just suck on my tits"

05-27-2003, 11:24 PM	#11
noir cat Socialphobic Location: Hicksville, NY Posts: 11,699	IS THAT A BELLY RING I SEE? ISN'T IT QUITE UNCOMFORTABLE?