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Old 05-08-2003, 05:52 PM   #31
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wow...my time is near. i'd better get to my things to do checklist and get to it.


p.s. the ducks are gonna win the cup?! omifuk!

 
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Old 05-08-2003, 05:57 PM   #32
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Old 05-08-2003, 05:59 PM   #33
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May 5th, 2010. You will eat several tacos with spoiled meat and die of food poisoning.
I'm down!

 
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Old 05-08-2003, 06:00 PM   #34
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Your home will be invaded and you will be shot to death by a group of homosexual midget priests on November 23rd, 2040.

 
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Old 05-08-2003, 06:03 PM   #35
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i like your avatar, howevever my mind wants it to spin the other way, it's confusing me.
if i stare at it long enough it does go the other way...
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Old 05-08-2003, 06:11 PM   #36
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Make it funny cock goblin.

 
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Old 05-08-2003, 06:13 PM   #37
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July 4th, 2030. You will OD on coke in the middle of one of your american pie parties.

 
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Old 05-08-2003, 06:15 PM   #38
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if i stare at it long enough it does go the other way...
You're licking the monitor, aren't you?

 
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Old 05-08-2003, 06:16 PM   #39
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You're licking the monitor, aren't you?
yuck.

 
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Old 05-08-2003, 06:32 PM   #40
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do tell!

 
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Old 05-08-2003, 06:33 PM   #41
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Do me...

 
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Old 05-08-2003, 06:37 PM   #42
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February 3rd, 2004. You will die of shock, because you are the last one in the world to find out that courtney love is actually a man.

 
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Old 05-08-2003, 06:38 PM   #43
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August 2nd, 2007. You will start up a wrestling group to rival the WWE, and will wrestle as well. You will receive a stiff chairshot to the head, courtesy of me, and you will die of massive head injuries.

 
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Old 05-08-2003, 06:47 PM   #44
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February 3rd, 2004. You will die of shock, because you are the last one in the world to find out that courtney love is actually a man.
but i'm the youngest person here! i shouldn't be like second to die.

:'(

wait

i don't even particularly like courtney love?

 
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Old 05-08-2003, 06:59 PM   #45
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Old 05-08-2003, 07:00 PM   #46
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March 5th, 2032. You will break your back attempting to suck your own cock.

 
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Old 05-08-2003, 07:01 PM   #47
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but i'm the youngest person here! i shouldn't be like second to die.

:'(

wait

i don't even particularly like courtney love?
Yeah, really it's not fair to have her die a virgin.

 
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Old 05-08-2003, 07:03 PM   #48
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Yeah, really it's not fair to have her die a virgin.
YEAH!

:erm

 
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Old 05-08-2003, 07:08 PM   #49
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GO!

 
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Old 05-08-2003, 07:12 PM   #50
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December 31st, 2013. You will drown yourself in the Willamette river after the Ducks get blown out by the Lane County College football team.

 
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Old 05-08-2003, 07:17 PM   #51
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np: blood brothers (getting prepped for the concert tonight)

 
Old 05-08-2003, 07:17 PM   #52
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December 31st, 2013. You will drown yourself in the Willamette river after the Ducks get blown out by the Lane County College football team.
well played... A

 
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Old 05-08-2003, 07:28 PM   #53
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March 5th, 2032. You will break your back attempting to suck your own cock.
hahaha, good one dawg

 
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Old 05-08-2003, 07:37 PM   #54
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np: blood brothers (getting prepped for the concert tonight)
August 9th, 2007. You will be killed in combat against North Korea.

 
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Old 05-08-2003, 07:39 PM   #55
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February 29th, 2008. You will celebrate the leap year by leaping off a building, while listening to Tom Petty.

 
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Old 05-08-2003, 07:52 PM   #56
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Old 05-08-2003, 07:56 PM   #57
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April 20th, 2009. You will end your life by cutting your throat open with a rusty blade... but not before taking out several hundred people with you.

 
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Old 05-08-2003, 07:57 PM   #58
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August 9th, 2007. You will be killed in combat against North Korea.
nice.

wait, no...not nice.

 
Old 05-08-2003, 07:58 PM   #59
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April 20th, 2009. You will end your life by cutting your throat open with a rusty blade... but not before taking out several hundred people with you.
this doesn't sound like a bad idea. especially in cleveland.
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Old 05-08-2003, 10:00 PM   #60
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