so, I was offered a job at a strip club last night - Page 4

StillBecomingApart · 05-07-2003, 10:29 AM

USA is too far from here.

05-07-2003, 10:36 AM

Sometimes when I need extra money, I go to the zoo and give the pandas handjobs.

Travis Meekz · 05-07-2003, 10:46 AM

I don't think you will actually do it.....

with that said, don't do it.....I've been in a many strip clubs in my day and I would never recommend working at one. The owners/workers are usuallly disgusting old creeps and the girls usually are really messed up mentally with nice drug addictions. The myth is correct, most of them love their coke. You would probably later regret this decision if you did do it, you'd often refer to this as your biggest blunder. Go get a job waiting tables and just suck dick part time.

but if you actually do it, let me know and we'll get a hot tub and I'll crush that pussy like a tin can

Travis Meekz · 05-07-2003, 10:47 AM

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Originally posted by Mr. Rhinoceros
Sometimes when I need extra money, I go to the zoo and give the pandas handjobs.

sometimes I do that to myself then dig through the couch for change.

StillBecomingApart · 05-07-2003, 10:49 AM

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Originally posted by Mr. Rhinoceros
Sometimes when I need extra money, I go to the zoo and give the pandas handjobs.

That explains why pandas won't fuck

You should be good

05-07-2003, 10:49 AM

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Originally posted by Travis Meeks
The myth is correct, most of them love their coke.

So do most waiters. What's your point?

Travis Meekz · 05-07-2003, 10:54 AM

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Originally posted by Mr. Rhinoceros

So do most waiters. What's your point?

so do most college students. My point is that she would probably get more into drugs than she would like to if she was a stripper. Ie. snorting coke off of penises.

05-07-2003, 10:56 AM

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Originally posted by Travis Meeks

so do most college students. My point is that she would probably get more into drugs than she would like to if she was a stripper. Ie. snorting coke off of penises.

I haven't snorted any coke off of pancakes for a bigger tip.

Travis Meekz · 05-07-2003, 11:03 AM

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Originally posted by Mr. Rhinoceros

I haven't snorted any coke off of pancakes for a bigger tip.

maybe you should start, think you gotta suck the pancake afterwards though. Always a fucking catch.

crescentfresh · 05-07-2003, 11:08 AM

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Originally posted by Mr. Rhinoceros

I haven't snorted any coke off of pancakes for a bigger tip.

The mental imagery is priceless

05-07-2003, 11:15 AM

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Originally posted by crescentfresh

The mental imagery is priceless

That's not powdered sugar on your french toast!

05-07-2003, 10:46 AM	#93
Travis Meekz Minion of Satan Location: . Posts: 6,301	I don't think you will actually do it..... with that said, don't do it.....I've been in a many strip clubs in my day and I would never recommend working at one. The owners/workers are usuallly disgusting old creeps and the girls usually are really messed up mentally with nice drug addictions. The myth is correct, most of them love their coke. You would probably later regret this decision if you did do it, you'd often refer to this as your biggest blunder. Go get a job waiting tables and just suck dick part time. but if you actually do it, let me know and we'll get a hot tub and I'll crush that pussy like a tin can __________________ ...

05-07-2003, 10:29 AM	#91
StillBecomingApart I'M FROM ITALY Location: Back the tape up. I need it again! Let it roll! Just as high as the fucker can go! And when it comes to that fantastic note where the rabbit bites its own head off, I want you to THROW THAT FUCKING RADIO INTO THE TUB WITH ME! Posts: 4,355	USA is too far from here.

05-07-2003, 10:36 AM	#92
Mr. Rhinoceros Posts: n/a	Sometimes when I need extra money, I go to the zoo and give the pandas handjobs.