so, I was offered a job at a strip club last night - Page 3

Dead Frequency · 05-05-2003, 11:41 AM

Hey. Why stop there? Move somewhere that supports prostitution or at least somewhere that it's legal. Somewhere like Las Vegas where the night lasts for 24 hours. Take your attractive, youthful looks and join a classy escort service. No morals? Then go the full mile and have sex for money! It's a beautiful idea because it'll put some money in your pocket. Use your looks for just what they're worth, I'd say.

DeviousJ · 05-05-2003, 04:20 PM

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Originally posted by crescentfresh

Pink?

Ok, it reminds me of several Aerosmith videos. Or all of them

Nimrod's Son · 05-05-2003, 04:44 PM

I think a good stage name would be Vagina McTitty, or maybe Cokey Van Pothead.

Toby · 05-05-2003, 04:50 PM

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Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
I think a good stage name would be Vagina McTitty

hehe

05-05-2003, 11:03 PM

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Originally posted by crescentfresh
http://www.littleamazon.net/cap_052.jpg

Faptacular.

Your stripper name should be Tammany Hall.

meow · 05-05-2003, 11:07 PM

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Originally posted by Mr. Rhinoceros

Faptacular.

Your stripper name should be Tammany Hall.

Fappy VonFapalot!

Lie · 05-06-2003, 01:35 AM

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Originally posted by sawdust restaurants
Anyway, am I going to be the first person to say I have a moral aversion to strip clubs?

I have an aversion to them, but it's not moral. It's not much different than my aversion to football and parades. That really makes sense if you think about it.

Cactuar · 05-06-2003, 01:56 AM

do it

post pix

DeadSwan · 05-06-2003, 02:17 AM

do it.

just stay away from the crack buffet.

YeehaJamesIha · 05-06-2003, 03:30 AM

sorry, no cameras allowed in the club

eyesbomb · 05-06-2003, 03:42 AM

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Originally posted by YeehaJamesIha
sorry, no cameras allowed in the club

so, you've taken the definitive decision of selling your body to a mass of rich horny motherfuckers or you're still only thinking about selling it?

YeehaJamesIha · 05-06-2003, 03:57 AM

I'm starting thursday. It's all about the benjamins, baby. Everyone gets to see me naked anyway, now I'm just getting paid for it.

Elvis The Fat Years · 05-06-2003, 03:59 AM

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Originally posted by crescentfresh
http://www.littleamazon.net/cap_052.jpg

i'd buy dat fo a dolla.

VegasPumpkin · 05-06-2003, 04:25 AM

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Originally posted by FearFactory

Well, I don't know about other states, but in California they only serve alcohol at the club if it's a topless-only place.

thats how Vegas is.

eyesbomb · 05-06-2003, 04:29 AM

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Originally posted by YeehaJamesIha
Everyone gets to see me naked anyway

What ?

mpp · 05-06-2003, 10:06 AM

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Originally posted by YeehaJamesIha
I'm starting thursday. It's all about the benjamins, baby. Everyone gets to see me naked anyway, now I'm just getting paid for it.

maybe i can make a trip...how weird would that be??

good luck! we're ready for ALL THE STORIES!

Guen · 05-06-2003, 06:56 PM

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Originally posted by eyesbomb

no, but you're ending up sucking fat old people's cocks, eventually getting fucked on some privé tables
It's ok, it's up to you

But you know what?

in 2 or 3 years from now you'll stop trying to convince that this is a great deal, that the bucks are worth it, and all
Those bucks will always have the dirt of your gone dignity as a woman on them, and you will ask yourself: was it worth it?
the answer to yourself will be, naturally: NO

And no, you don't have multiple lives, you only have this to waste..
many compliments as you start to waste it by thursday, WHORE

with those persuasive speaking skills, i'm sure she'll find herself enlightened and on your side of the fence immediately. i know i feel like going out and buying a power suit. down with the patriarchy, and all women who live differently than i do!

Samsa · 05-06-2003, 06:58 PM

Viva Italia

Guen · 05-06-2003, 07:00 PM

bah. why did my reply get posted so far above the last posts?

Eve · 05-07-2003, 12:40 AM

*sigh* don't listen to eyesbomb. you'll never know what it's like to be a stripper until you actually are one. I've thought about writing a book on the misconceptions of strippers, or maybe a paper, at least. You could take over my old stripper name, Eve. I was announced as "the original sinner, Eve." Pretty hot, huh?
One of the girls i worked with is from SF and she loved it there. much better than missouri.
I think it can be a rewarding job. There were times i'd get upset and grossed out by what I was doing, but it was my choice to be there and if I wasn't so money-hungry I'd quit. And I did, eventually. But I kind of miss it. I think I miss the money and getting dressed up and dancing. Keep in mind, I never did drugs while there. In fact, I stopped drinking and going out and getting high when I started working there. None of the girls were drug addicts. I spent all my money on clothes (which was stupid, b/c now I wish i would've saved some of it).
But good luck and have fun with it and don't take shit from anybody.

Random Female · 05-07-2003, 12:42 AM

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Originally posted by eyesbomb

But you know what?

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shut the fuck up, loser. what the fuck do you know? stop judging people you have no right to judge. go finish masturbating to the Bible. asshole.

ask · 05-07-2003, 12:47 AM

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Originally posted by Cactuar
do it

post pix

YeehaJamesIha · 05-07-2003, 04:04 AM

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Originally posted by eyesbomb

What ?

In real life, fucko. I like to walk around my house naked and somehow everyone ends up seeing it. Hah, it's not like I'm going to post nude pictures of myself on the internet for the sole purpose of fapping material for horny internet creeps.

sickbadthing · 05-07-2003, 04:31 AM

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Originally posted by YeehaJamesIha

In real life, fucko. I like to walk around my house naked and somehow everyone ends up seeing it. Hah, it's not like I'm going to post nude pictures of myself on the internet for the sole purpose of fapping material for horny internet creeps.

Oh you tease. ALWAYS GIVING GUYS LIKE ME A HARD TIME.

severin · 05-07-2003, 04:43 AM

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Originally posted by sickbadthing

Oh you tease. ALWAYS GIVING GUYS LIKE ME A HARD ON.

sickbadthing · 05-07-2003, 04:47 AM

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Originally posted by severin

Well mister, there's no sense in pointing out the obvious. I've already admitted I'm a pervert. I do stick by my rule that they have to be over 14 at least.

eyesbomb · 05-07-2003, 04:58 AM

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Originally posted by YeehaJamesIha

In real life, fucko. I like to walk around my house naked and somehow everyone ends up seeing it. Hah, it's not like I'm going to post nude pictures of myself on the internet for the sole purpose of fapping material for horny internet creeps.

no, but you're ending up sucking fat old people's cocks, eventually getting fucked on some privé tables
It's ok, it's up to you

But you know what?

in 2 or 3 years from now you'll stop trying to convince that this is a great deal, that the bucks are worth it, and all
Those bucks will always have the dirt of your gone dignity as a woman on them, and you will ask yourself: was it worth it?
the answer to yourself will be, naturally: NO

And no, you don't have multiple lives, you only have this to waste..
many compliments as you start to waste it by thursday, WHORE

sickbadthing · 05-07-2003, 05:24 AM

Ah... EVIL ITALY SPEAKS HIS MIND!!!

ava transformer · 05-07-2003, 09:18 AM

u look like Thora Birch !!!

Ann Ominous · 05-07-2003, 10:18 AM

me too.

05-07-2003, 09:18 AM	#89
ava transformer Apocalyptic Poster Location: A SAD, DARK PLACE Posts: 1,389	u look like Thora Birch !!! __________________ HOW THE FUCK DO YOU EAT STRAWBERRY PIE?!!!

05-05-2003, 11:41 AM	#61
Dead Frequency Minion of Satan Location: They don't know who did it, but they're looking for hardened criminals Posts: 5,960	Hey. Why stop there? Move somewhere that supports prostitution or at least somewhere that it's legal. Somewhere like Las Vegas where the night lasts for 24 hours. Take your attractive, youthful looks and join a classy escort service. No morals? Then go the full mile and have sex for money! It's a beautiful idea because it'll put some money in your pocket. Use your looks for just what they're worth, I'd say.

05-05-2003, 04:44 PM	#63
Nimrod's Son Master of Karate and Friendship Location: in your butt Posts: 72,943	I think a good stage name would be Vagina McTitty, or maybe Cokey Van Pothead.

05-06-2003, 01:56 AM	#68
Cactuar Apocalyptic Poster Location: ur pants lol Posts: 2,915	do it post pix

05-06-2003, 02:17 AM	#69
DeadSwan Socialphobic Location: GAZA STRIP MALL Posts: 10,828	do it. just stay away from the crack buffet.

05-06-2003, 03:30 AM	#70
YeehaJamesIha Ownz Location: Miami Posts: 926	sorry, no cameras allowed in the club

05-06-2003, 03:57 AM	#72
YeehaJamesIha Ownz Location: Miami Posts: 926	I'm starting thursday. It's all about the benjamins, baby. Everyone gets to see me naked anyway, now I'm just getting paid for it.

05-06-2003, 06:58 PM	#78
Samsa Banned Location: A theater near you Posts: 7,929	Viva Italia

05-06-2003, 07:00 PM	#79
Guen Demi-God Location: Birmingham, AL Posts: 255	bah. why did my reply get posted so far above the last posts?

05-07-2003, 12:40 AM	#80
Eve Apocalyptic Poster Location: st. louis missouri Posts: 1,952	sigh don't listen to eyesbomb. you'll never know what it's like to be a stripper until you actually are one. I've thought about writing a book on the misconceptions of strippers, or maybe a paper, at least. You could take over my old stripper name, Eve. I was announced as "the original sinner, Eve." Pretty hot, huh? One of the girls i worked with is from SF and she loved it there. much better than missouri. I think it can be a rewarding job. There were times i'd get upset and grossed out by what I was doing, but it was my choice to be there and if I wasn't so money-hungry I'd quit. And I did, eventually. But I kind of miss it. I think I miss the money and getting dressed up and dancing. Keep in mind, I never did drugs while there. In fact, I stopped drinking and going out and getting high when I started working there. None of the girls were drug addicts. I spent all my money on clothes (which was stupid, b/c now I wish i would've saved some of it). But good luck and have fun with it and don't take shit from anybody.

05-07-2003, 05:24 AM	#88
sickbadthing Out fart the hottie! Location: I have super gonorrhoea Posts: 24,316	Ah... EVIL ITALY SPEAKS HIS MIND!!!

05-07-2003, 10:18 AM	#90
Ann Ominous Ownz Location: gimme a fucking custom title, shitholes. Posts: 901	me too.