so, I was offered a job at a strip club last night - Page 2

Isaac · 05-04-2003, 05:03 PM

Do it. Be a pothead too. It's nice. I've been at this blue collar, alcohol serving place many times and have never seen a brawl. And that's in godamn Riverside. I'd imagine San Francisco would be much easier going.

crescentfresh · 05-04-2003, 05:17 PM

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Originally posted by ******

damn.. more so cal netphorians than i thought.

I know!

We should have a so cal netphorian get together and go up to San Francisco

Isaac · 05-04-2003, 05:24 PM

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Originally posted by ******
you're from Rivertucky?!? damn.. more so cal netphorians than i thought. how are the cows out there?

The rednecks love to squeal their big ass tires, because I'm, GASP, walking! The white guy with the rebel flag bandana has been up for three days and is giving me the evil eye. My neighbor just got jumped in the alley behind the apartments yesterday. The cops came and couldn't charge the guys with anything. Last night dozens of people of people were on their bikes at 4 in the morning. People here are incredibly racist, yet they don't have any racial issues when it comes to buying drugs, well, not drugs, speed. Soon, thank god, I'll be back in Thailand- but, tomorrow I'll be back at work, god I feel like a whore.

Affect · 05-04-2003, 05:26 PM

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Originally posted by Isaac
Soon, thank god, I'll be back in Thailand- but, tomorrow I'll be back at work, god I feel like a whore.

Oh my god, you're just full of fucking lies. This shit is just amazing, beamish. Go on.

crescentfresh · 05-04-2003, 05:26 PM

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Originally posted by Isaac

The rednecks love to squeal their big ass tires, because I'm, GASP, walking! The white guy with the rebel flag bandana has been up for three days and is giving me the evil eye. My neighbor just got jumped in the alley behind the apartments yesterday. The cops came and couldn't charge the guys with anything. Last night dozens of people of people were on their bikes at 4 in the morning. People here are incredibly racist, yet they don't have any racial issues when it comes to buying drugs, well, not drugs, speed. Soon, thank god, I'll be back in Thailand- but, tomorrow I'll be back at work, god I feel like a whore.

holy. I didn't know it was like that there.

DeviousJ · 05-04-2003, 05:28 PM

Reminds me of that Aerosmith video

crescentfresh · 05-04-2003, 05:29 PM

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Originally posted by DeviousJ
Reminds me of that Aerosmith video

Pink?

05-04-2003, 05:30 PM

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Originally posted by Ugly
One waitress even got nailed in the face (and not in a good way).

lol

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Originally posted by YeehaJamesIha
edit: Yeah, I was thinking about what I should use for my stage name. None of these fuckers are going to find out my real name. I should pick something all goth and skanky-like.

what about Yeeha James Iha?

13 · 05-04-2003, 05:32 PM

That's a tie? Oh okay. Neat.

Toby · 05-04-2003, 05:35 PM

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Originally posted by YeehaJamesIha
edit: Yeah, I was thinking about what I should use for my stage name. None of these fuckers are going to find out my real name. I should pick something all goth and skanky-like.

just don't name yourself after a car or an alcholic drink

Toby · 05-04-2003, 05:37 PM

Top Ten Least Popular Stripper Names
10. Ginger Vitis

9. Stripper Gore

8 Mrs. Charlie Sheen

7. Stanley Cups

6. Lois the Letterman Look-a-like

5. H. Rose Perot

4. Sue Dafed

3. Yogi Bare-Ass

2. Nude Gingrich

1 Tammy Lasorda

Toby · 05-04-2003, 05:41 PM

Alysabeth's Big List of Stripper Names

I like the following: Autumn,Britain,Chloe,Gillian,Harley, Sunny,Trinity,Utopia and Willow.

Isaac · 05-04-2003, 06:04 PM

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Originally posted by Affect
I'm a balding limpdicked faggot! I'm in love with Isaac! I even have a pet name for him! He never responds to my posts, but I ALWAYS respond to his. Why doesn't he give me more attention?

Now reading: "From Sucking Threads to Sucking Cock to Just Plain Sucking, My Life As A Parasite" By Affect

Random Female · 05-04-2003, 07:04 PM

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Originally posted by FearFactory

Well, I don't know about other states, but in California they only serve alcohol at the club if it's a topless-only place.

therein lies the irony. If you want to WORK at a club where you only show your tits, you have to be 21 'cos there's alcohol. However, if you're 18 and need a job, you can only do the all-nude places.

Anyway, i say go for it. Stripping can fuck a girl up, but if you're strong enough to handle it, more power to you.

YeehaJamesIha · 05-04-2003, 07:21 PM

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Originally posted by crescentfresh

yeah, do you get to pick your own music?

Yeah but all the stuff I heard there was popular music. That might just be because they had really shitty taste in music. One chick picked nickelback and lifehouse, another played all disturbed, the rest of them just played rap and pop, that sort of thing. I'd want to dance to new order and shit. They'd better fucking let me dance to blue monday, goddammit.

Donkey · 05-04-2003, 07:21 PM

you have my permission to strip

eyesbomb · 05-04-2003, 07:41 PM

just one thing, sell_the_body wannabe

Do you realize that you're ending up sucking cocks of fat old rich horrible bastards in the privé of the club, as your chief will command you ?

05-04-2003, 07:52 PM

When I have you bent over in the champagne room I'm going to lean over and softly whisper "netphoria" and then you'll freak out for sure LOL!! it'll become known as the 'phoria special lol

Lie · 05-04-2003, 08:41 PM

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Originally posted by YeehaJamesIha
Yeah but all the stuff I heard there was popular music. That might just be because they had really shitty taste in music. One chick picked nickelback and lifehouse, another played all disturbed, the rest of them just played rap and pop, that sort of thing. I'd want to dance to new order and shit. They'd better fucking let me dance to blue monday, goddammit.

Here's to creative stripping. Make an art form of it. Start a revolution. You'll have the whole place under your thumb in no time.

THRILLHO · 05-04-2003, 08:59 PM

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Originally posted by Lie

Here's to creative stripping. Make an art form of it. Start a revolution. You'll have the whole place under your thumb in no time.

once I had a male friend who did a strip dance to a fucked up Aphex Twin track at work (long story). ever since then i've kinda wondered if there's an entire alternative stripping scene just waiting to be tapped and exploited - kinda like the goth/emo porn sites that have gotten huge in the last few years. from what i understand you can choose your music depending on if the club's DJ lets you or wants a hummer in exchange, etc. if you get creative i'm sure you can make a name for yourself pretty fast.
then again in canada there's no distinction between topless and all-nude. it's all-nude or nothing. maybe things work differently. who knows. for some reason this thread makes me jealous.

Blushing Brilliance · 05-04-2003, 10:05 PM

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Originally posted by ******

you're from Rivertucky?!? damn.. more so cal netphorians than i thought. how are the cows out there?

I've not even seen one cow here! :erm
Oh, and I've never heard of the term "Rivertucky." Fontucky, I've heard of though.

Lie · 05-04-2003, 10:21 PM

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Originally posted by THRILLHO
once I had a male friend who did a strip dance to a fucked up Aphex Twin track at work (long story). ever since then i've kinda wondered if there's an entire alternative stripping scene just waiting to be tapped and exploited - kinda like the goth/emo porn sites that have gotten huge in the last few years. from what i understand you can choose your music depending on if the club's DJ lets you or wants a hummer in exchange, etc. if you get creative i'm sure you can make a name for yourself pretty fast.
then again in canada there's no distinction between topless and all-nude. it's all-nude or nothing. maybe things work differently. who knows. for some reason this thread makes me jealous.

Me too. Go figure.

Random Female · 05-04-2003, 10:21 PM

I saw someone stripdance to ani difranco's "Pixie."
"I'm a pixie, i'm a paper doll, i'm a cartoon
i'm a chipper cheerful free-for-all
and i lightu p a room
i'm the color me happy girl, miss live and let live..."

Anyway, she was the cute little pixie type so it was kind of appropriate. it worked.

YeehaJamesIha · 05-05-2003, 02:35 AM

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Originally posted by THRILLHO

once I had a male friend who did a strip dance to a fucked up Aphex Twin track at work (long story). ever since then i've kinda wondered if there's an entire alternative stripping scene just waiting to be tapped and exploited - kinda like the goth/emo porn sites that have gotten huge in the last few years. from what i understand you can choose your music depending on if the club's DJ lets you or wants a hummer in exchange, etc. if you get creative i'm sure you can make a name for yourself pretty fast.
then again in canada there's no distinction between topless and all-nude. it's all-nude or nothing. maybe things work differently. who knows. for some reason this thread makes me jealous.

My friend and I have been talking for years about opening our own strip club that features cute goth/punk girls with all different body types (except obese) and cool music. It would be decorated all funky and gothy inside.

I'm not really looking to make a name for myself in stripping, my goal is for everyone to know my name and associate it with fashion. This is something I'll do for a few years while I'm young to pay the bills.

sawdust restaurants · 05-05-2003, 03:00 AM

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Originally posted by Random Female
I saw someone stripdance to ani difranco

How ironic.

Anyway, am I going to be the first person to say I have a moral aversion to strip clubs? Still, though, that's solely my thing, so if you want it, go for it.

Fattening Ass · 05-05-2003, 03:02 AM

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Originally posted by sawdust restaurants

How ironic.

Anyway, am I going to be the first person to say I have a moral aversion to strip clubs? Still, though, that's solely my thing

13 · 05-05-2003, 03:11 AM

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Originally posted by sawdust restaurants

How ironic.

Anyway, am I going to be the first person to say I have a moral aversion to strip clubs? Still, though, that's solely my thing, so if you want it, go for it.

I do, but only for those particular strip clubs that advertise 39 beautiful women and one ugly chick. That's just not right.

Ugly · 05-05-2003, 03:22 AM

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Originally posted by 13

I do, but only for those particular strip clubs that advertise 39 beautiful women and one ugly chick. That's just not right.

Well, I think that's alright cuz, essentially any strip club is an objectification of women so those ones that advertise "39 beautiful women and one ugly one" or something along those lines are really just following the strip-club to its logical conclusion of dehumanization of the women who work there. "This is our product, since they are only there for your pleasure we will tell you straight up that most are hot but one is really ugly."

like I said, I have no problem with dehumanizing and objectifying people who work in strip clubs: that's why they exist. Its naked chicks dancing on stage. That shit is cool and good times. But I don't think people should try to play it off as classy or harmless instead of facing up to what they really are.

13 · 05-05-2003, 03:29 AM

I was kidding. I don't think there's such a thing as an 'ugly one' anyways

Ugly · 05-05-2003, 03:34 AM

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Originally posted by 13
I was kidding. I don't think there's such a thing as an 'ugly one' anyways

yeah, well, anyway I hear those ads on the radio all the time. Sorry, I was getting all philsophical when I should really be going to bed. :erm

05-04-2003, 05:03 PM	#31
Isaac Ownz Location: The Fatherland Posts: 762	Do it. Be a pothead too. It's nice. I've been at this blue collar, alcohol serving place many times and have never seen a brawl. And that's in godamn Riverside. I'd imagine San Francisco would be much easier going.

05-04-2003, 05:28 PM	#36
DeviousJ CORNFROST Location: GUREITO DESU YO Posts: 24,891	Reminds me of that Aerosmith video

05-04-2003, 05:32 PM	#39
13 Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 2,453	That's a tie? Oh okay. Neat.

05-04-2003, 05:37 PM	#41
Toby Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: the mtns Posts: 43,034	Top Ten Least Popular Stripper Names 10. Ginger Vitis 9. Stripper Gore 8 Mrs. Charlie Sheen 7. Stanley Cups 6. Lois the Letterman Look-a-like 5. H. Rose Perot 4. Sue Dafed 3. Yogi Bare-Ass 2. Nude Gingrich 1 Tammy Lasorda

05-04-2003, 05:41 PM	#42
Toby Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: the mtns Posts: 43,034	Alysabeth's Big List of Stripper Names I like the following: Autumn,Britain,Chloe,Gillian,Harley, Sunny,Trinity,Utopia and Willow.

05-04-2003, 07:21 PM	#46
Donkey Ownz Location: Roseland and Alabama Posts: 823	you have my permission to strip

05-04-2003, 07:41 PM	#47
eyesbomb Apocalyptic Poster Location: Roma, €urope Posts: 2,935	just one thing, sell_the_body wannabe Do you realize that you're ending up sucking cocks of fat old rich horrible bastards in the privé of the club, as your chief will command you ?

05-04-2003, 07:52 PM	#48
Bill Brasky Posts: n/a	When I have you bent over in the champagne room I'm going to lean over and softly whisper "netphoria" and then you'll freak out for sure LOL!! it'll become known as the 'phoria special lol

05-04-2003, 10:21 PM	#53
Random Female Apocalyptic Poster Location: white folks' ghetto, San Diego Posts: 2,005	I saw someone stripdance to ani difranco's "Pixie." "I'm a pixie, i'm a paper doll, i'm a cartoon i'm a chipper cheerful free-for-all and i lightu p a room i'm the color me happy girl, miss live and let live..." Anyway, she was the cute little pixie type so it was kind of appropriate. it worked.

05-05-2003, 03:29 AM	#59
13 Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 2,453	I was kidding. I don't think there's such a thing as an 'ugly one' anyways