Anyone ever hooked up w/ a girl with fake boobs?

noir cat · 10-07-2002, 11:11 PM

Did you see her actual flesh cup A and cup C?
Maybe she just bloated up or something...
Or she could have stuffed her bra. Or wore something that flattened her boobs. Or it could be like the mystery of Britney Spears.

I dunno... I never went out with a girl with fake boobs.

Undone · 10-07-2002, 11:24 PM

I think that more of the difference would be for her with a possible lack of sensitivity around her boobs. (or from guys posting on Netphoria

) Otherwise, I don't see how it's an issue for the guy.

lucky_13 · 10-07-2002, 11:26 PM

do any guys actually like fake boobs? cuz its always so obvious they are fake even when they are on the smaller side. guys like big boobs but they always seem to complain when they sag or something and well that's what big boobs do if they are real.

Undone · 10-07-2002, 11:29 PM

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Originally posted by lucky_13
do any guys actually like fake boobs? cuz its always so obvious they are fake even when they are on the smaller side. guys like big boobs but they always seem to complain when they sag or something and well that's what big boobs do if they are real.

Eh, most guys have been brainwashed by the media to expect boobs to look perfect forever. Then again, I guess most girls have also in order to get such expensive procedures.

I'm still looking into herbal supplements though

strange_one · 10-07-2002, 11:33 PM

I'd actually be interested in feeling some fake boobs one day just to see how different they are, I don't think my girlfreind would be happy with that plan however

Crono · 10-07-2002, 11:41 PM

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Originally posted by lucky_13
do any guys actually like fake boobs? cuz its always so obvious they are fake even when they are on the smaller side. guys like big boobs but they always seem to complain when they sag or something and well that's what big boobs do if they are real.

big boobs, as a general rule, suck

10-08-2002, 01:08 AM

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Originally posted by strange_one
I'd actually be interested in feeling some fake boobs one day just to see how different they are, I don't think my girlfreind would be happy with that plan however

heh.

how long have you been going out with her, btw?

as for me, i've never made fuck with or felt a girl with fake boobs. so far, i like em natural.

Undone · 10-08-2002, 01:09 AM

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Originally posted by killtheyouth
most of the nice, intelligent guys i know dont like fake boobs and neither do i (note: i am not insinuating i am either nice or intelligent)...i think its terrible that they lose sensitivity, after all its important that she LIKES them being touched. plus...they just look unnatural. but i dont like big breasts for the most part. Give me a nice perky B cup and im set. Im fine with As too.

Oh hell, Ill take anything, they could be wearing training bras so long as its not illegal. Please, I just need someone to hold me and maybe touch my penis from time to time. Is that so much to ask? its just that im so lonel....*ahem* *cough*
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so how about them packers?

skippy · 10-08-2002, 01:11 AM

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Originally posted by Graveflower
Does it matter? Typical male.

Haha. You have gotta be a virgin.

10-08-2002, 01:40 AM

you crack my shit right up.

no-one on this board ever asks questions this good. a mighty thumbs up, sir.

Why Am I So Ugly? · 10-08-2002, 01:51 AM

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Originally posted by killtheyouth
most of the nice, intelligent guys i know dont like fake boobs and neither do i (note: i am not insinuating i am either nice or intelligent)...i think its terrible that they lose sensitivity, after all its important that she LIKES them being touched. plus...they just look unnatural. but i dont like big breasts for the most part. Give me a nice perky B cup and im set. Im fine with As too.

Oh hell, Ill take anything, they could be wearing training bras so long as its not illegal. Please, I just need someone to hold me and maybe touch my penis from time to time. Is that so much to ask? its just that im so lonel....*ahem* *cough*
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so how about them packers?

on both counts

strange_one · 10-08-2002, 02:01 AM

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Originally posted by Red Wine Cage

how long have you been going out with her, btw?

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close to 18 months now

:cool2:

Fattening Ass · 10-08-2002, 02:09 AM

Boobies. Yum. I don't like them too big too though. No more than a handfull.

june33 · 10-08-2002, 02:05 PM

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Originally posted by killtheyouth
most of the nice, intelligent guys i know dont like fake boobs and neither do i (note: i am not insinuating i am either nice or intelligent)...i think its terrible that they lose sensitivity, after all its important that she LIKES them being touched. plus...they just look unnatural. but i dont like big breasts for the most part. Give me a nice perky B cup and im set. Im fine with As too.

Why can't any of the guys I know say things like this?

lucky_13 · 10-08-2002, 02:09 PM

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Originally posted by Fattening Ass
Boobies. Yum. I don't like them too big too though. No more than a handfull.

i always get confused by that handfull reference. what's a handful? when i think handfull i think nonexistant. mine are like 2 and half handfulls.

lawson · 10-08-2002, 05:17 PM

my friend who has a hairpeice was about to hook up with a girl so he told her his hair was fake cause she would figure it out when she touched his head

she said, "that's ok, my boobs are fake too"

lucky_13 · 10-08-2002, 06:28 PM

your friend has a hairpiece?

10-08-2002, 10:49 PM

Fake boobs are pretty cool.

kypper · 10-08-2002, 10:51 PM

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Originally posted by Red Wine Cage

i've never made fuck with or felt a girl with fake boobs. so far, i like em natural.

Ditto.

Undone · 10-08-2002, 10:51 PM

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Originally posted by Mr. Rhinoceros
Fake boobs are pretty cool.

I'd think the concensus would be that boobs in general are cool. Why all the hostility folks?

BlueStar · 10-08-2002, 11:14 PM

From what a guy friend told me...they feel really weird and very different from real breasts.

Fattening Ass · 10-09-2002, 02:07 AM

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Originally posted by lucky_13

i always get confused by that handfull reference. what's a handful? when i think handfull i think nonexistant. mine are like 2 and half handfulls.

that's not a bad thing julez.

I just think if its the size of my entire skull its WAY too big. Its hard to say. I can't explain it well ovar teh net. :\

Smiley33 · 10-09-2002, 10:47 AM

yes, and it turned me off of lesbianism forever!

kypper · 10-09-2002, 11:03 AM

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Originally posted by Smiley33
yes, and it turned me off of lesbianism forever!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/skins/Alab...lies/f_cry.gif

Smiley33 · 10-09-2002, 11:24 AM

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Originally posted by kypper
http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/skins/Alab...lies/f_cry.gif

HEY.

you have a problem with me being straight, eh?

kypper · 10-09-2002, 11:31 AM

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Originally posted by Smiley33

HEY. you have a problem with me being straight, eh?

twice · 10-09-2002, 03:38 PM

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Originally posted by killtheyouth
most of the nice, intelligent guys i know dont like fake boobs and neither do i (note: i am not insinuating i am either nice or intelligent)...i think its terrible that they lose sensitivity, after all its important that she LIKES them being touched. plus...they just look unnatural. but i dont like big breasts for the most part. Give me a nice perky B cup and im set. Im fine with As too.

Oh hell, Ill take anything, they could be wearing training bras so long as its not illegal. Please, I just need someone to hold me and maybe touch my penis from time to time. Is that so much to ask? its just that im so lonel....*ahem* *cough*
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.
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so how about them packers?

this made my day so far.

Suffer*her*Heart · 10-09-2002, 11:07 PM

What's with all the big boob hating? 38C, near D speaking and I haven't had any complaints

Smiley33 · 10-09-2002, 11:10 PM

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Originally posted by Suffer*her*Heart
What's with all the big boob hating? 38C, near D speaking and I haven't had any complaints

word. my perky 34C friends and i have never had any complaints, either.

boob h8ers!

10-10-2002, 12:26 AM

This board is very anti-boob. I'm like the only person who will admit to liking big tits on here.

10-08-2002, 02:09 AM	#13
Fattening Ass Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Planet Nintendu 64 Posts: 30,825	( @ Y @ ) Boobies. Yum. I don't like them too big too though. No more than a handfull.

10-08-2002, 11:14 PM	#21
BlueStar Newly independent Location: Some state's capitol building Posts: 7,242	From what a guy friend told me...they feel really weird and very different from real breasts. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

10-09-2002, 10:47 AM	#23
Smiley33 Minion of Satan Posts: 6,542	yes, and it turned me off of lesbianism forever! __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

10-09-2002, 11:07 PM	#28
SufferherHeart Amish Rake Fighter Location: TX Posts: 3	What's with all the big boob hating? 38C, near D speaking and I haven't had any complaints __________________ IM: Suffer her hart *life just fades away purity just begs dust to dust, we're wired into sadness*

10-07-2002, 11:11 PM	#1
noir cat Socialphobic Location: Hicksville, NY Posts: 11,699	Did you see her actual flesh cup A and cup C? Maybe she just bloated up or something... Or she could have stuffed her bra. Or wore something that flattened her boobs. Or it could be like the mystery of Britney Spears. I dunno... I never went out with a girl with fake boobs.

10-07-2002, 11:24 PM	#2
Undone Apocalyptic Poster Location: Atlanta, GA Posts: 1,335	I think that more of the difference would be for her with a possible lack of sensitivity around her boobs. (or from guys posting on Netphoria ) Otherwise, I don't see how it's an issue for the guy.

10-07-2002, 11:26 PM	#3
lucky_13 Apocalyptic Poster Location: for joke! Posts: 2,235	do any guys actually like fake boobs? cuz its always so obvious they are fake even when they are on the smaller side. guys like big boobs but they always seem to complain when they sag or something and well that's what big boobs do if they are real.

10-07-2002, 11:33 PM	#5
strange_one No Chance Location: Here Posts: 13,788	I'd actually be interested in feeling some fake boobs one day just to see how different they are, I don't think my girlfreind would be happy with that plan however

10-08-2002, 01:40 AM	#10
theonemofo Posts: n/a	you crack my shit right up. no-one on this board ever asks questions this good. a mighty thumbs up, sir.

10-08-2002, 05:17 PM	#16
lawson Apocalyptic Poster Location: raleigh Posts: 4,176	my friend who has a hairpeice was about to hook up with a girl so he told her his hair was fake cause she would figure it out when she touched his head she said, "that's ok, my boobs are fake too"

10-08-2002, 06:28 PM	#17
lucky_13 Apocalyptic Poster Location: for joke! Posts: 2,235	your friend has a hairpiece?

10-08-2002, 10:49 PM	#18
Mr. Rhinoceros Posts: n/a	Fake boobs are pretty cool.

10-10-2002, 12:26 AM	#30
Mr. Rhinoceros Posts: n/a	This board is very anti-boob. I'm like the only person who will admit to liking big tits on here.