Speaking of fast food, Taco Bell is some nasty shit!!!

Donkey · 04-06-2003, 04:30 PM

Anyone who puts Taco Bell food into their body on a regular basis is fucking sick. I'd rather take a dump on a tortilla and eat it. Raw sewage is probably healthier than Taco Bell. Taco Bell is so bad Mexicans can't even eat it.

And people wonder why they get cancer.

shaniqua · 04-06-2003, 04:32 PM

agreed.

next time i'm down to $3.50 for lunch, i'll starve.

Lie · 04-06-2003, 04:34 PM

The sad thing is it still smells pretty good.

cap'n jazz · 04-06-2003, 04:35 PM

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Originally posted by Donkey
Taco Bell is so bad Mexicans can't even eat it.

thank god the taco bell franchise hasn't reached the scottish shores

Toby · 04-06-2003, 04:36 PM

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Originally posted by Donkey
I'd rather take a dump on a tortilla and eat it.

04-06-2003, 04:42 PM

My friend said this recently about Taco Bell: "I've eaten a lot of Mexican food. I mean a lot of Mexican food. I mean I am Mexican. And Taco Bell doesn't taste remotely like any Mexican food I have ever eaten in my entire life."

Donkey · 04-06-2003, 04:42 PM

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Originally posted by shaunna
agreed.

next time i'm down to $3.50 for lunch, i'll starve.

buy an apple, an orange, and a banana

04-06-2003, 04:44 PM

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Originally posted by Donkey

buy an apple, an orange, and a banana

Or you could just buy a Jumbo Jack.

Donkey · 04-06-2003, 04:45 PM

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Originally posted by Mr. Rhinoceros
My friend said this recently about Taco Bell: "I've eaten a lot of Mexican food. I mean a lot of Mexican food. I mean I am Mexican. And Taco Bell doesn't taste remotely like any Mexican food I have ever eaten in my entire life."

exactly

my sister in law in Mexican. she thinks Taco Bell is disgusting. Taco Bell is not Mexican Food.

Donkey · 04-06-2003, 04:46 PM

my friend and I went to a Taco Bell. They had these guns that would shoot out the guacamole, the mayo, and the salsa. that seemed especially appetizing. I opted for a Mr. Pibb.

shaniqua · 04-06-2003, 04:47 PM

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Originally posted by Donkey

buy an apple, an orange, and a banana

i had a banana for breakfast.

Toby · 04-06-2003, 04:48 PM

When I was 15 I went to Texas to visit my grandparents (who are mexican) for the summer and every sunday after church we would go to Taco Bell. I really didn't understand why because her cooking was alot better than what we were eating at taco bell. PLUS Taco Bell gives me killer heartburn.:erm

Donkey · 04-06-2003, 04:48 PM

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Originally posted by shaunna

i had a banana for breakfast.

at least the banana will hold your shit together when you poop out those processed meats.

machinaddict · 04-06-2003, 04:51 PM

nigga please!
99 cents fo nachos??
I'm down

shaniqua · 04-06-2003, 04:51 PM

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Originally posted by Donkey

at least the banana will hold your shit together when you poop out those processed meats.

i had no such meat!

a lot of processed cheese though.
1 bean burrito
1 cheesy fries (i think they only have these in canada).

noir cat · 04-06-2003, 05:02 PM

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Originally posted by Donkey
Taco Bell is not Mexican Food.

Exactly. Just like Chinese food around some parts of USA is not REALLY Chinese food. Like the pork fried rice and shit. Well, I guess in the Chinatowns of NY and CA it's REAL Chinese food b/c of real Chinese people there. I dunno. But around where I live is mostly fake crap. I've always assumed that Taco Bell is not real Mexican food.

oui henri · 05:10 PM

The only thing i've ever liked about Taco Bell was when we were in Chicago and they had sugarless Iced Tea.

we don't have that here in canada.

noyen · 04-06-2003, 05:09 PM

wow u gays r all so smart!

Donkey · 04-06-2003, 05:12 PM

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Originally posted by noyen
wow u gays r all so smart!

go eat a chalupa beaaatch!!

noyen · 04-06-2003, 05:29 PM

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Originally posted by Donkey

go eat a chalupa beaaatch!!

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DeadSwan · 04-06-2003, 05:31 PM

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Originally posted by machinaddict
nigga please!
99 cents fo nachos??
I'm down

Ihaman · 04-06-2003, 06:54 PM

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Originally posted by Mr. Rhinoceros
My friend said this recently about Taco Bell: "I've eaten a lot of Mexican food. I mean a lot of Mexican food. I mean I am Mexican. And Taco Bell doesn't taste remotely like any Mexican food I have ever eaten in my entire life."

*agreed*

distance · 04-06-2003, 10:44 PM

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Originally posted by shaunna

i had no such meat!

a lot of processed cheese though.
1 bean burrito
1 cheesy fries (i think they only have these in canada).

they have them in some parts of the US.
however on the way down to atlanta (i think this was in 2001) we actually stopped at a taco bell and the woman was totally confused by the fact that we asked for fries... so.. i think that was in south carolina.

mirrar · 04-06-2003, 10:50 PM

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Originally posted by oui henri
The only thing i've ever liked about Taco Bell was when we were in Chicago and they had sugarless Iced Tea.

we don't have that here in canada.

NO that was so bad. SO BAD. i like the cheese fries but even they make my tummy feel yucky.

Eulogy · 04-07-2003, 12:19 AM

I used to feel the same way.

But then I had a chicken quesadilla a few nights ago.

I don't care how un-Mexican it is...because it's motherfucking good.

crescentfresh · 04-07-2003, 09:55 AM

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Originally posted by Donkey

Taco Bell is not Mexican Food.

Jesus people. it doesn't take a Mexican to figure out that Taco Bell isn't mexican food. I knew that growing up in Montana with no ethnic culture whatsoever and 0% Mexicans. Christ.

machinaddict · 04-07-2003, 01:40 PM

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Originally posted by Eulogy
But then I had a chicken quesadilla a few nights ago.

I don't care how un-Mexican it is...because it's motherfucking good.

word

Debaser · 04-07-2003, 02:05 PM

i like taco bell. i just avoid their ground beef. but steak or chicken quesadillas & nachos are good.

DeadSwan · 04-07-2003, 02:07 PM

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Originally posted by crescentfresh

Jesus people. it doesn't take a Mexican to figure out that Taco Bell isn't mexican food. I knew that growing up in Montana with no ethnic culture whatsoever and 0% Mexicans. Christ.

haha. you grew up in montana? i grew up in spokane.

obscured01 · 04-07-2003, 02:08 PM

Taco Bell was my first job... yeah. More than half of their food products are hydrated and come out of a box.

04-06-2003, 04:30 PM	#1
Donkey Ownz Location: Roseland and Alabama Posts: 823	Speaking of fast food, Taco Bell is some nasty shit!!! Anyone who puts Taco Bell food into their body on a regular basis is fucking sick. I'd rather take a dump on a tortilla and eat it. Raw sewage is probably healthier than Taco Bell. Taco Bell is so bad Mexicans can't even eat it. And people wonder why they get cancer.

04-06-2003, 05:06 PM	#17
oui henri Minion of Satan Location: Fuckoffity Land Posts: 5,270	The only thing i've ever liked about Taco Bell was when we were in Chicago and they had sugarless Iced Tea. we don't have that here in canada. Last edited by oui henri : 04-06-2003 at 05:10 PM.

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04-06-2003, 04:32 PM	#2
shaniqua Minion of Satan Location: that's my prerogative Posts: 7,420	agreed. next time i'm down to $3.50 for lunch, i'll starve.

04-06-2003, 04:34 PM	#3
Lie Socialphobic Location: Goin' out West where they'll appreciate me Posts: 10,001	The sad thing is it still smells pretty good.

04-06-2003, 04:42 PM	#6
Mr. Rhinoceros Posts: n/a	My friend said this recently about Taco Bell: "I've eaten a lot of Mexican food. I mean a lot of Mexican food. I mean I am Mexican. And Taco Bell doesn't taste remotely like any Mexican food I have ever eaten in my entire life."

04-06-2003, 04:46 PM	#10
Donkey Ownz Location: Roseland and Alabama Posts: 823	my friend and I went to a Taco Bell. They had these guns that would shoot out the guacamole, the mayo, and the salsa. that seemed especially appetizing. I opted for a Mr. Pibb.

04-06-2003, 04:48 PM	#12
Toby Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: the mtns Posts: 43,034	When I was 15 I went to Texas to visit my grandparents (who are mexican) for the summer and every sunday after church we would go to Taco Bell. I really didn't understand why because her cooking was alot better than what we were eating at taco bell. PLUS Taco Bell gives me killer heartburn.:erm

04-06-2003, 04:51 PM	#14
machinaddict Apocalyptic Poster Location: Wolfville, NS Posts: 4,617	nigga please! 99 cents fo nachos?? I'm down

04-06-2003, 05:09 PM	#18
noyen Immortal Posts: 26,816	wow u gays r all so smart!

04-07-2003, 12:19 AM	#25
Eulogy huh Posts: 62,361	I used to feel the same way. But then I had a chicken quesadilla a few nights ago. I don't care how un-Mexican it is...because it's motherfucking good.

04-07-2003, 02:05 PM	#28
Debaser ghost Location: @SactoMacto Posts: 12,201	i like taco bell. i just avoid their ground beef. but steak or chicken quesadillas & nachos are good.

04-07-2003, 02:08 PM	#30
obscured01 Minion of Satan Location: DFW Tejas Posts: 9,693	Taco Bell was my first job... yeah. More than half of their food products are hydrated and come out of a box.