I Think I'm Gene Wilder

Shadaloo · 12-05-2018, 02:05 AM

This has been my bi-monthly parody thread, please lock, I've got nothing

redbreegull · 12-05-2018, 02:14 AM

dude I seriously thought about making this thread

ilikeplanets · 12-05-2018, 02:15 AM

And I'm Veruca Salt

vixnix · 12-05-2018, 02:54 AM

you see how Johnny Depp and Tim Burton came under a curse when they collaborated on a revision of Gene WIlder's GOAT performance as Willy Wonka. They deserve the hate, they made their choice. Should of known, better.

Fonzie · 12-05-2018, 03:33 AM

Should have known.

But yeah, Wonka is the best.

redbreegull · 12-05-2018, 04:38 AM

Do people hate tim burton now?

I know everyone hates johnny depp cause he's a woman-beater

Disco King · 12-05-2018, 04:55 AM

I think people just dislike Burton because he hasn't made a good movie since the '90s.

Cool As Ice Cream · 12-05-2018, 09:00 AM

I think I'm Geert Wilders.

Mals Marola · 12-05-2018, 11:00 AM

i'm Alan Wilder

Shadaloo · 12-05-2018, 11:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Disco King

I think people just dislike Burton because he hasn't made a good movie since the '90s.

I think his last good one was Big Fish, maybe. He's kind of vanished off the face of the earth these days. Hope he's taking a long break and reorienting himself.

smashingjj · 12-05-2018, 11:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cool As Ice Cream

I think I'm Geert Wilders.

May want to have that checked out

FoolofaTook · 12-05-2018, 12:03 PM

you guys don't like sweeny todd?

topleybird · 12-05-2018, 01:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shadaloo

I think his last good one was Big Fish, maybe. He's kind of vanished off the face of the earth these days. Hope he's taking a long break and reorienting himself.

Unfortunately this is his doing:

Mals Marola · 12-05-2018, 01:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FoolofaTook

you guys don't like sweeny todd?

i was actually gonna mention that one earlier, but the last time i've seen it was like, a decade ago so wasn't sure if i was just "misremembering" my joy 4 it

redbreegull · 12-05-2018, 04:26 PM

I did not care for Sweeney Todd but I do love Big Fish, which I think came out in about 2003

redbreegull · 12-05-2018, 04:26 PM

I couldn't really tell you what he has done in the last ten years though.

FoolofaTook · 12-05-2018, 05:03 PM

sweeny todd was the last thing he did that i liked

i saw dark shadows, with depp, which sucked. it also had sickboy from trainspotting so i thought it might be good. it wasn't.

Disco King · 12-05-2018, 09:08 PM

Does Burton just exclusively do remakes and adaptations now?

buzzard · 12-05-2018, 11:11 PM

Okay, so Burton's an American filmmaker?

ilikeplanets · 12-06-2018, 12:40 AM

Poor Eddie Scissorhands' legacy is ruined

ilikeplanets · 12-06-2018, 12:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vixnix

you see how Johnny Depp and Tim Burton came under a curse when they collaborated on a revision of Gene WIlder's GOAT performance as Willy Wonka. They deserve the hate, they made their choice. Should of known, better.

this is one of the worse things i ever saw, doubly so because i absolutely cherish the original

buzzard · 12-06-2018, 01:40 AM

I've always wondered if Gene Wilder fans regard Willy Wonka as the 1979 of his catalogue.

ilikeplanets · 12-06-2018, 02:15 AM

In that analogy, I'd only like 1979 for the nostalgia and would be ignorant to the massive catalog. The worst?

vixnix · 12-06-2018, 03:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by buzzard

I've always wondered if Gene Wilder fans regard Willy Wonka as the 1979 of his catalogue.

undeniably brilliant but not an indication of his true versatility and intelligence because it was so fanciful and presented with a bubblegum glossy veneer

yes, probably

as a Gene Wilder fan, yes, definitely

vixnix · 12-06-2018, 03:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fonzie

Should have known.

But yeah, Wonka is the best.

looks like you might, of Took (huzzah) my comment a little too seriously

FoolofaTook · 12-06-2018, 07:05 AM

lol

nice

Ihaguitar · 12-06-2018, 03:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ilikeplanets

And I'm Veruca Salt

That's interesting, because I have a veruca.

myosis · 12-06-2018, 06:11 PM

Augustus Jupiter Bloom?

ilikeplanets · 12-06-2018, 09:12 PM

Augustus Gloopiter

Cool As Ice Cream · 12-07-2018, 07:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smashingjj

May want to have that checked out

no! you!

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redbreegull Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: WILD BOY Posts: 32,027	dude I seriously thought about making this thread

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ilikeplanets Socialphobic Location: Ignore List Posts: 14,104	And I'm Veruca Salt

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vixnix Socialphobic Location: we are champions, bathed in the heat of a thousand flame wars in the grim future of the internet there is only netphoria Posts: 12,035	you see how Johnny Depp and Tim Burton came under a curse when they collaborated on a revision of Gene WIlder's GOAT performance as Willy Wonka. They deserve the hate, they made their choice. Should of known, better.

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Fonzie Dute of Seven Y's Location: Mr. C's garage Posts: 7,573	Should have known. But yeah, Wonka is the best.

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redbreegull Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: WILD BOY Posts: 32,027	Do people hate tim burton now? I know everyone hates johnny depp cause he's a woman-beater

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Disco King Minion of Satan Location: Banned Posts: 7,689	I think people just dislike Burton because he hasn't made a good movie since the '90s.

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Cool As Ice Cream Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: František! How's the foot of your turtle? Posts: 31,763	I think I'm Geert Wilders.

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Mals Marola Minion of Satan Location: Your god damn living room Posts: 9,999	i'm Alan Wilder

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FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Posts: 35,701	you guys don't like sweeny todd?

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redbreegull Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: WILD BOY Posts: 32,027	I did not care for Sweeney Todd but I do love Big Fish, which I think came out in about 2003

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FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Posts: 35,701	sweeny todd was the last thing he did that i liked i saw dark shadows, with depp, which sucked. it also had sickboy from trainspotting so i thought it might be good. it wasn't.

12-05-2018, 09:08 PM	#18
Disco King Minion of Satan Location: Banned Posts: 7,689	Does Burton just exclusively do remakes and adaptations now?

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buzzard Minion of Satan Posts: 6,519	Okay, so Burton's an American filmmaker?

12-06-2018, 12:40 AM	#20
ilikeplanets Socialphobic Location: Ignore List Posts: 14,104	Poor Eddie Scissorhands' legacy is ruined

12-06-2018, 01:40 AM	#22
buzzard Minion of Satan Posts: 6,519	I've always wondered if Gene Wilder fans regard Willy Wonka as the 1979 of his catalogue.

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ilikeplanets Socialphobic Location: Ignore List Posts: 14,104	In that analogy, I'd only like 1979 for the nostalgia and would be ignorant to the massive catalog. The worst?

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FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Posts: 35,701	lol nice

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myosis Minion of Satan Location: the institute Posts: 6,431	Augustus Jupiter Bloom?

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