Vegan thread - Page 5

Shallowed · 10-05-2018, 12:58 PM

Vixnix you are so full of shit. You are 100% shit.

D. · 10-05-2018, 01:16 PM

If she's 100% shit, then is she still full of shit? because being full of something indicates that at least the vessel containing the shit is not made of shit. i mean, shit could and is by definition full of shit, so i guess i don't know what i'm talking about

Elphenor · 10-05-2018, 01:18 PM

type 2, type 3?

what kind are we talking bout, she's not a vegan so I reckon it's pretty solid

Disco King · 10-05-2018, 01:20 PM

Coprotarian

D. · 10-05-2018, 01:20 PM

hey now, my shits are pretty solid! is loose stool a stereotype of vegan poop?

Elphenor · 10-05-2018, 01:21 PM

presents being a breeder as central to her identity, then assumes everyone else of having procreation as their motivation for anything

no offense, something to consider

Shallowed · 10-05-2018, 01:21 PM

The exact maths doesn't matter. She is in a superposition of being full of shit and being 100% shit.

Ihaguitar · 10-05-2018, 01:30 PM

Do any vegans here swallow cum? It's very nutritious.

D. · 10-05-2018, 01:32 PM

I have several times.

Disco King · 10-05-2018, 01:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FoolofaTook

i wish someone would eat me, iykwim

I think I do.

FoolofaTook · 10-05-2018, 01:37 PM

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anilingus

FoolofaTook · 10-05-2018, 01:38 PM

D. · 10-05-2018, 02:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FoolofaTook

this guy does sex

Ihaguitar · 10-05-2018, 02:35 PM

With his hand.

D. · 10-05-2018, 02:51 PM

is there any other way?

ilikeplanets · 10-05-2018, 04:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elphenor

presents being a breeder as central to her identity, then assumes everyone else of having procreation as their motivation for anything

no offense, something to consider

there's nothing wrong with the word "parent"

what did mommy and/or daddy do to you

my motivation still hasn't changed upon becoming a parent, and that motivation is to not die. vegans are more compassionate than i because they assume that animals also care about that, but then again no one is going to succeed with that goal so.....

(existential angst always finds a way to seep through)

FoolofaTook · 10-05-2018, 04:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ihaguitar

With his hand.

That's hands to you, sir.

Graveflower · 10-05-2018, 04:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ilikeplanets

what did mommy and/or daddy do to you

is every argument on this board just people finding ways to be equally gross

Graveflower · 10-05-2018, 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Disco King

Kinda reminds me of when Fuzzy was giving MyOneAndOnly shit for coming out as wanting to begin the transitioning process when she never posted about being trans before. Maybe just because we didn't know about this aspect of her identity doesn't mean that it was an abrupt and rash decision.

why did i start posting again

D. · 10-05-2018, 06:23 PM

I think breeder is a funny word to use instead of parents or whatev

And I'm glad ur back posting, GF, but not if it's bad for your health.

Shallowed · 10-05-2018, 06:26 PM

Because you are the chosen one

Disco King · 10-05-2018, 07:02 PM

That one time I had torsion I was low-key hoping for permanent damage that would render me infertile so that I would have an excuse for not giving my parents grandchildren.

"Oh hey mom, sorry about that. I mean, I would if I could, but" *points downward*

But nope, everything's in fine working condition. Fuck my life.

FoolofaTook · 10-05-2018, 07:06 PM

Hey, I'll get castrated if you do to.

Today a woman smiled at me. I looked away (as always) because I thought I was imagining things. Then I bumped into her again (we were going around the lake in opposite directions). She smiled, I looked away, glanced back, AND SHE WAS STILL SMILING.

I almost had a stroke.

ilikeplanets · 10-05-2018, 08:03 PM

#themostgross

ilikeplanets · 10-05-2018, 08:05 PM

#curiousandfurious

Graveflower · 10-05-2018, 08:19 PM

i just don't know why your response to that would be to invoke possible abuse
i don't know

ilikeplanets · 10-05-2018, 08:20 PM

that's not what i meant though

ilikeplanets · 10-05-2018, 08:20 PM

i meant did they hurt his feelers

vixnix · 10-06-2018, 12:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shallowed

Vixnix you are so full of shit. You are 100% shit.

I don’t know if this is better or worse than how you ain’t shit, despite thinking you are the shit

Whatever

vixnix · 10-06-2018, 12:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elphenor

presents being a breeder as central to her identity, then assumes everyone else of having procreation as their motivation for anything

no offense, something to consider

Presents being a rational realist as central to his identity, then denies being a slave to the urges created by his own selfish genes, to survive and procreate

Pretends instead he is motivated only by “art”

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10-05-2018, 12:58 PM	#121
Shallowed Braindead Posts: 17,801	Vixnix you are so full of shit. You are 100% shit.

10-05-2018, 01:16 PM	#122
D. Consume my pants. Location: Missouri Posts: 36,063	If she's 100% shit, then is she still full of shit? because being full of something indicates that at least the vessel containing the shit is not made of shit. i mean, shit could and is by definition full of shit, so i guess i don't know what i'm talking about

10-05-2018, 01:18 PM	#123
Elphenor Braindead Location: Shivers Posts: 16,139	type 2, type 3? what kind are we talking bout, she's not a vegan so I reckon it's pretty solid

10-05-2018, 01:20 PM	#124
Disco King Minion of Satan Location: Banned Posts: 7,689	Coprotarian

10-05-2018, 01:20 PM	#125
D. Consume my pants. Location: Missouri Posts: 36,063	hey now, my shits are pretty solid! is loose stool a stereotype of vegan poop?

10-05-2018, 01:21 PM	#126
Elphenor Braindead Location: Shivers Posts: 16,139	presents being a breeder as central to her identity, then assumes everyone else of having procreation as their motivation for anything no offense, something to consider

10-05-2018, 01:21 PM	#127
Shallowed Braindead Posts: 17,801	The exact maths doesn't matter. She is in a superposition of being full of shit and being 100% shit.

10-05-2018, 01:30 PM	#128
Ihaguitar Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 2,178	Do any vegans here swallow cum? It's very nutritious.

10-05-2018, 01:32 PM	#129
D. Consume my pants. Location: Missouri Posts: 36,063	I have several times.

10-05-2018, 01:37 PM	#131
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Posts: 35,701	https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anilingus

10-05-2018, 01:38 PM	#132
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Posts: 35,701

10-05-2018, 02:35 PM	#134
Ihaguitar Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 2,178	With his hand.

10-05-2018, 02:51 PM	#135
D. Consume my pants. Location: Missouri Posts: 36,063	is there any other way?

10-05-2018, 06:23 PM	#140
D. Consume my pants. Location: Missouri Posts: 36,063	I think breeder is a funny word to use instead of parents or whatev And I'm glad ur back posting, GF, but not if it's bad for your health.

10-05-2018, 06:26 PM	#141
Shallowed Braindead Posts: 17,801	Because you are the chosen one

10-05-2018, 07:02 PM	#142
Disco King Minion of Satan Location: Banned Posts: 7,689	That one time I had torsion I was low-key hoping for permanent damage that would render me infertile so that I would have an excuse for not giving my parents grandchildren. "Oh hey mom, sorry about that. I mean, I would if I could, but" points downward But nope, everything's in fine working condition. Fuck my life.

10-05-2018, 07:06 PM	#143
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Posts: 35,701	Hey, I'll get castrated if you do to. Today a woman smiled at me. I looked away (as always) because I thought I was imagining things. Then I bumped into her again (we were going around the lake in opposite directions). She smiled, I looked away, glanced back, AND SHE WAS STILL SMILING. I almost had a stroke.

10-05-2018, 08:03 PM	#144
ilikeplanets Socialphobic Location: Ignore List Posts: 14,104	#themostgross

10-05-2018, 08:05 PM	#145
ilikeplanets Socialphobic Location: Ignore List Posts: 14,104	#curiousandfurious

10-05-2018, 08:19 PM	#146
Graveflower Pledge Posts: 217	i just don't know why your response to that would be to invoke possible abuse i don't know

10-05-2018, 08:20 PM	#147
ilikeplanets Socialphobic Location: Ignore List Posts: 14,104	that's not what i meant though

10-05-2018, 08:20 PM	#148
ilikeplanets Socialphobic Location: Ignore List Posts: 14,104	i meant did they hurt his feelers